Prince Von Anhalt Silenced By A Bee
It is not the year for Zsa Zsa Gabor and her husband Prince Von Anhalt. While Zsa Zsa rested on her pink satin princess bed under the crystal chandelier that only sparkles for her, P-Vo was sunning his schnitzel by the pool. But his moment of relaxation was cut short by the rudest and whoriest bee in Beverly Hills. TMZ says that a bee flew into his mouth and did ass-to-froat with him without asking. The bee stung him right in the goddamn throat!
Before Prince Von knew it, he was turning blue and his throat started to swell up. He was shuffled off to the emergency room and admitted into the hospital. Apparently, he's been there since Wednesday.
Bees always remind me of my abuelita who really is their greatest arch rival. When I was little, she would spend hours in the backyard trying to catch bees with her bare hands. Imagine if you were a bee and got caught by an old lady hand? Embarrassing! So when she'd get her hand on a bee, she'd sting herself in the leg with it. It soothed her arthritis or some shit. I don't know. It was probably the secret to how she found the strength to wield a mighty chankla around. That's it.
And at least Prince Von Anhalt can tell people he now knows what it feels like to give Gerard Slutler a beej without lining his froat with a female condom first.
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I don't know whether this was a bee, a wasp, or a yellowjacket but I remember about a year and a half ago I was hanging out in my dorm room, and there was one of these lurking in my comforter.
It bit me in the neck three times, and when I looked down, it was on my shirt about to sting me again, in the arm!
Fortunately I'm not allergic or anything but I'm pretty scared of anything with a stinger these days.
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I think cell phones are causing bees to lose their bearings as to where their hives are at the end of the day.... disappearing bees! I also want to mention that in the fall they kind of get dozey like an old prize fighter who took too many shots to the head and tend to sting more at this time of year.
I am highly allergic to bees and got stung in the face, raced to ER, released only to closely resemble Cher's son in Mask... a child watching a blazing fire that drew me from my home too was staring at me and asking his mom what was wrong with me and she replied " It's not nice to stair at handicapped people sweetie". But, I still love bees and keep them on my property to pollinate the garden.
Submitted by dlaugher on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 2:07pm.
i think you can get bee sting shots at some allergy places (pretty sure i saw it at one).
You can. I don't know if they work, though; I got allergy shots for many years when I was a kid, after being taken to the ER for anaphylactic shock (coz my dumb ass was kicking a bush that just happened to contain a nest of angry hornets, but I digress...). The doc basically said I might have to be on them for the rest of my life, and the only way I could tell if they were working or not was to, well, get stung and see if I got a reaction. So I quit that business, and now I just carry around an epi-pen.
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That's why you should never leave an open beer can or soda can outside. Bees love the sugar and can float around in the can while you take a huge gulp!
I feel bad for the bee
Kinda off topic, and I don't know if anybody's seen this, but it looks like bees are disappearing. There was even a documentary on the subject entitled "Vanishing of the Bees". True scary stuff, people of breath.
http://www.empireonline.com/features/documentaries-that-will-scare-the-h...
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The honey bees in Los Angeles are really getting mean. Two weeks ago I was stung in my arm when I was working in my garden and hadn't done anything to make him mad.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 12:10pm.
WTF ? Was this guy born without eyes too ?
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Bwhahahahahha
jonsing for a caption this?
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:D nah .. just a creepy pic of this guy, that's all. looks like just empty eye sockets.. or maybe ...he has nooo souuuulll muuuwhahahahahaha
I nominate that bee as the slut of the week. That bee did what we have been dreaming to do to that douche since we heard him speak--and right on the froat too! Yay, Bee!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 12:10pm.
WTF ? Was this guy born without eyes too ?
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Bwhahahahahha
jonsing for a caption this?
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Thank god the bee stung that bitch...he'll shut his freaking hole for awhile!
Um, does/did this dude have a hare lip?
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I don't like bees.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:01pm.
No, I think you need a live bee, which comes with a built-in applicator. The doctors hold them gently with tweezers and direct them applicator-first to the spot.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by agirl on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 12:14pm.
Yes, as MK's granny used them. I think the venom has neurotoxins, like Botox or something.
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There must be an easier way to apply the venom than chasing them around your garden to catch them. I wonder if you can buy it prepared in a salve or something. Yikes, I flee if I see a bee.
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The perfect way to shut up prince asshole...sorry the bee had to risk it's life...I'll have a drink in your honor bee!
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i think you can get bee sting shots at some allergy places (pretty sure i saw it at one).
my husband got stung in the mouth. he looked like the elephant man. guess he was lucky! it lasted a couple of days.
Yer abuelita is tough as fucking nails god damn
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
yay little bee!!! who says there's no justice...in his case karma's a bee sting.
ahahahahh! Finally, something shut him up!
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Submitted by agirl on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 12:14pm.
Yes, as MK's granny used them. I think the venom has neurotoxins, like Botox or something.
BWAHAHAHAHHA. MK, you slay me.
RIP, little bee.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
@Rusty - what is/are the bee sting(s) supposed to do? relieve pain?
Lol nude pics or it never happened
This late great bee was a DListed reader, fo' sho! Took one for the team, so moment of silence in her honor, slores!
WTF ? Was this guy born without eyes too ?
At least the dog was cute.
Good to have him shut his trap for once as he's an embarrassment to us Germans ;)
Bee-sting therapy is an established part of eastern medicine (multiple bees, too, if the patient can handle it). I didn't know other cultures used it, as well.
"Allergic reaction to bee sting by the pool": Charlie Sheen take note.
I always said Prince Von Asshole had a big mouth. The bee just proved me right...
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If you want to act like a turd, go lay in the yard.
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Yay bee! You died a hero!
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