Would You Hit It?

Here's Shia LaBeouf giving his bottle-nosed nipples some air on the set of Transformers Tres in L.A. yesterday. I'll just save all of us some time on this Friday night and say, I'd hit it until we heard the sound of the garage door opening and his mom pulled into the driveway. Hell, I'd even massage his raisin fingers with aloe vera after he finished sucking his thumb.

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Shia LaDOUCHE • Would You Hit It?

Submitted by WildGuy on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:19am.

Isn't he still in his teens? And, the answer is no.

Submitted by moriah on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 7:59am.

I want one please.

Submitted by ben_dover on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 7:03pm.

He has the body of an old mans over worked out body (they think they look hot with those overworked bods but boy are they wrong...ive seen a few well a lot in my gay community wanna slap em )its weird look like this guys in this pics just compare bodies you'll see....------>

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BUT IF HE WORE A SHIRT OR SUIT ID TOTALLY HIT IT I THINK HIS IS HOT AND HIS DOUCHE SIDE IS AWESOME...MAKES ME WANT HIM MORE LIKE KEANUE REEVES (whatever his name is )

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

Submitted by LawDog on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 6:48pm.

No, not even with Sucky or Jack's dick.

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Submitted by daillestbabyd on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 10:43am.

i'm back to say AGAIN...yes, si, qui qui, fuck yes!

i don't get why ppl think he's a douche either....

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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 10:03am.

I hit it "six ways to Sunday."

Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 9:25am.

Quick, get me a cup of coffee to toss. One of disgusting thing I have ever scene. Do not forget this guy is abusive.

Submitted by Infamous on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 9:10am.

I think I'm the only one who would do him (Kanye shrug)

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 8:19am.

with my car, yes.

I am not going to say he is ugly, I see why people might find him attractive. But I don't do douches.

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 7:53am.

Skinny pale dudes with faces like koalas on crack do nothing for me.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 7:00am.

Not my cup of tea, but I can see why he appeals.

He's looking a little like Corey Feldman in some weird way in these photos.

Submitted by agirl on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 6:48am.

Yes I'd hit that (he's legal now, right?) He could even call me mommy if he wants; I'd be ignoring anything he might be saying anyway.

Submitted by maadbeacon on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 5:59am.

yes

Submitted by Pilot on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 5:21am.

"What is this on his chest? It looks like spider veins. Ewww."

Uh, I'm pretty sure that's hair. It's not a lot but he's not shaved. He doesn't have chest spider veins.

He's the only child actor turned adult actor I miss being a kid. He was so clever and funny, and now, meh. He's lost all charm and is trying to be...I don't know, I just don't really care anymore.

Gotta say though, he's looking real old Hollywood in this shot: http://dlisted.com/node/39437/images/spl222421_019.jpg

Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 4:59am.

I would but I'm a slut.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 4:46am.

IT'S STILL NO SHIA

Submitted by drzhivago on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 4:41am.

There's a pretty looong list of hollywood whores I'd hit but he's not on it. His Oedipus complex freaks me out and he looks like a Charlie Brown character.

Submitted by soulks on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:56am.

sleek in a suit.nice.
uhhh yeah!T3 :D
(not the hair slicked back though ;(

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Submitted by from athens on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 2:28am.

NO!I wouldn't want him for a friend either

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 2:15am.

What is this on his chest? It looks like spider veins. Ewww.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:08pm.

He looks like a brokedown Dave Gahan (sp?), IMO.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:51pm.

Count me out. He's looks too much like an Elis impersonator for my taste.

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Submitted by Bella on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:36pm.

I don't think I would hit it but I do find him rather charming and likeable in the movies I've seen him in.

Submitted by yucko on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:44pm.

On the topic of doin' people, the longer I go without the wider range of people I find attractive. This is not a good thing.

Nevertheless, I don't think I'd do Shia. Well... maybe, but I'd probably only consider it in rare instances--like drunk or super bored. More than likely not. I'm sure something about it would be weird.

Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:04pm.

Submitted by fookyoo on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:30pm

Seriously? Damn, I'm Cali bound after I finish school.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:25pm

Where is EvilShoe? I haven't seen this poster in a hot minute.

Ok, I'm second after ES. If we are going by age, then I'm first, lol.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

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Submitted by fookyoo on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:00pm.

Zach Galifianakis just smoked a doob on 'Real Time'

I'm moving to California people, outta my way!

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:59pm.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:55pm.

TequilaTax,

I think you and I are at the end of the line,
EvilShoe is first, and then the others, then us, he better get some rest and put lil shia in ice after all that humpin'!

LOL

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I got nuthin'

Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:53pm.

No to both. Something tells me both these guys egos are about 6 inches longer than their schlongs.

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Submitted by TyInTenn on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:44pm.

Not only would I hit him - I'd hit him again after you hit him. Does that make me a slut? I'd definitely spend my time licking around the waste-band of those boxer briefs. Yeow!

Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:42pm.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:58pm.
Yep. I so would. I so would.

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Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:35pm.

The only pic I've ever seen of Shia in which he doesn't look like a teenage boy with skidmarks in his undies is the mugshot/Evil Shoe's avatar. Besides, if his mouth fell open the LaDouchery would spill, so I would not hit it.

McDreamy, maybe. The albino dude, absolutely not.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:28pm.

Yep. I so would. I so would.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:05pm.

Whoa. I'd hit LaDouche, Dreamy Dempsey and the Palin zombie bitch on the right <3

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Submitted by Neurotic on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:02pm.

How tall is this ho?

I think he looks alright, but since he's a douche, I'd pass.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:56pm.

Hell to the fuckin' NAW!!! I've never been desperate enough to fuck Shia ... and believe me, I've been plenty desperate.

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Submitted by FunFilled on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:48pm.

Damn, he's giving me Joe Strummer fever. Sorry Joe!

Submitted by FunFilled on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:48pm.

Damn, he's giving me Joe Strummer fever. Sorry Joe!

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:38pm.

Patrick Dempsey? WTF???

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Submitted by sweetypie on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:07pm.

He has beautiful eyes, but other than that, he's pretty douchey and i don't like his ab situation here...it's looked better. almost TOO chiseled looking. softer is better

Submitted by vidz on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:58pm.

And to think he was SOO ugly in the latter episodes of Even Stevens. He really does look like he could be Indy's son.

Do you know who else in (very) young hollywood I think is cute? Jesse Eisenburg(?) Go figure.

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Submitted by thegobbler on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:36pm.

No. I'm allergic to douchebags.
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