What In The Name Of Tai Chi In The Park Is Keanu Doing?
Keanu Reeves really is the gift that keeps on giving. When he's not entertaining us by being sad, he's entertaining us by being happy. When he's not entertaining us by being happy, he's entertaining us by breaking important laws. When he's not entertaining us by breaking important laws, he's entertaining us by face farting all over a cupcake. And when he's not entertaining us by face farting all over a cupcake, he's entertaining us by doing Tai Chi in a shady part of NOWHERE in Los Angeles. THE FUCK?
At least I think he's doing a totally random session of Tai Chi, but he could also be doing something usually found deep in the mind of M. Night Shyamalan, or maybe he's invisible fishing?
Trying to bring out raw emotion in a movie is obviously not Keanu's true calling. Reinventing memes is!
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well, obviously he's supportive of the meme by posing in a photoshop ready way.
keanu's world...he's still the hotness.
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I want to become life partners with him and move to Venice Beach and have lots of little hippie surfer babies.
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:41pm.
LOL, another lusty Keanu fan!
OFFT: I thought of you when I was watching "Weeds". Have you seen the latest?
I've been in love with him for forever. He just comes across as a genuinely nice person. I think I first lusted for him in Sweet November. Charlize and him make such a good pair. You know what's weird? Although he always looks hoboish, he doesn't "look smelly", does that make sense? Also, I can't wait for Hanuman. All my favourite actors - and Keanu really does make a perfect Ram. I really hope they don't put on a fake indian accent for the cast. Either speak hindi/tamil and use subtitles or speak perfect english DAMMIT!
Like memoirs of a geisha was very irritating for me to sit though because the whole cast employed distinctly different Oriental, I mean Asian accents.
I always think of Dlisted and you too, whenever I watch Weeds. The last two or three episodes were kinda blah.... lost it's momentum for a bit. The Silas part was cute though (as always). And Nancy is such a CUNT, she deserves all that is coming to her. Also, are you watching the Big C (Laura Linny! Woot!)or Raising Hope (not as good as my name is Earl, but kinda sweet); I prefer the former. Glee is killing me ALTHOUGH Mercedes is the real breakout star of the show.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 2:06pm.
Count me in!
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:59pm.
Tilda Swinton, I believe.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
i am thoroughly convinced that this dude is on something.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 2:04pm.
Constantine's one of my favorite movies of all time, so go Keanu Reeves
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I forget the name of the actress who played the angel Gabriel from that movie but she was my favorite character.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:41pm.
LOL, another lusty Keanu fan!
OFFT: I thought of you when I was watching "Weeds". Have you seen the latest?
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 2:04pm.
Want to help me tackle him?
I'm In! How to seduce Keanu Brain Trust on 3!
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
He is just one cool dude!
Looks to me like he realized someone was taking pictures, checked the meter, had a few minutes left on it, and decided, what the hell, I'll be excellent for this dude.
<3 Keanu
In a weird way, I think it TOTALLY makes sense that he drives a 10 year-old unwashed Porsche.
Keanu, just keep being you...
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Master Blaster
Keanu is giving up acting to become a mime. Have you seen his 'walking against the wind'? It fucking kills! His 'trapped in a box' ain't half bad either.-----------------------------------------------LOL! i think you just planted some excellent last-minute halloween costume ideas there!
I like his Porche. I like the nice simple no fuss 911's
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 2:04pm.
Want to help me tackle him?
Constantine's one of my favorite movies of all time, so go Keanu Reeves.
I just think he should walk around in a trenchcoat all the time. I like trenchcoats!
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Come on! The man is cool! He worked very hard learning kung fu for The Matrix and is probably just keeping his hand in. Good on him :)
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Infrared Sauna Kits
Looks more like Tard Chi.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
I love it.. I haven't paid much mind to this whole Sad Keen's meme business, but he's funny. I like that he doesn't give a fuck and sort of enjoys it.
I hope he's okay. Seriously. He looks extremely thin and wonked.
I love him and and truly hope he's just being weird.
Keanu is giving up acting to become a mime. Have you seen his 'walking against the wind'? It fucking kills! His 'trapped in a box' ain't half bad either.
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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KEANU CAN KUNG FU ME INTO NEXT THURSDAY
Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:25am.
Why does he pull this hobo schtick when he looks so hot cleaned up? I don't get it.
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Because if he didn't every man,woman, or animal who finds him attractive would go mad with lust. A really hot and bothered woman might knock him down with an open-field tackle, and yank his zipper down with her teeth.
He was great in "The Gift" so I can't say he's a bad actor.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 12:20pm.
White tennis shoes invariable look dumb with pants other than jeans or sweats, at least on men.
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Mikey, where did you see my profile? I'll have you know they are comfy!!!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
He looks like a crazy homeless man...that I would totally have sex with.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
White tennis shoes invariable look dumb with pants other than jeans or sweats, at least on men.
damn I prefer him so much more than all the Charlie Sheen's and Tiger Wood's in the world...sad, happy, tai-chi-ing who cares..he is sexy and sweet and kind of kooky in a loveable way..just want to pinch his cheeks...both of them...in both areas...he is adorable...like a cute chipmunk that is schizo.
If he's doing YMCA he's spelling it wrong.
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Keanu marches to his own drummer. I like that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:38am.
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT GODDAMM CHICKEN!?!!
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KEEP FUCKIN' THAT CHICKEN!
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Still cute.
I hate long-ass signatures.
That motel is a famous movie location in the SF Valley on Ventura Boulevard. I bet this is related to that shit he was filming up north.
it's not hard to like this guy.
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go bear.
It's obvious he likes to be an internet meme.
His Dracula performance was a fucking joke,but i like him too
I'm loving the 80's Kmart sweats ensemble !
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Keanu is such a sweet little weirdo. He's playing one man charades.
MK--I could read your happy keanu, sad keanu posts all day long! they are way more entertaining than the actual keanu. i am still laughing at your post about keanu finding out he was sad keanu (and of course your commentary on all the sad keanu poses).
but mk, i am kinda surprised that there is no comment on this much more beautiful than the best western hollywood hotel keanu seems to be coming from.
Submitted by kacky on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:00am.
If the paps were watching me, I would do all kinds of boring/silly stuff just to make them realize how stupid and useless they are.
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I thought the same thing. Keanu is just messing with the photogs.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
If the paps were watching me, I would do all kinds of boring/silly stuff just to make them realize how stupid and useless they are.
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Invisible fishing!!! LOL
♥jack♥ LOL!! My thoughts exactly - tracers, man. WAWAWAWAwawawawa
Keanu is a doll, but I hate patchy facial hair like that. Well, to be honest, anything after 5 o'clock shadow is not my cup of tea, but seriously get some of that spray paint hair or SOMETHING.
He is repulsive. You fools feel bad for him. Suckers.
I get the impression Keanu is a really cool, nice guy.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Oh noes! Teh Matrix haz him!
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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