Shape Magazine Is Sorry For This

When some readers of Shape Magazine saw this cover of ~~Falcor~~ LeAnn Rimes, they raised their fists into the air, fell out of their lawn chairs and kicked a baby squirrel nibbling on a nut nearby. They couldn't believe that such a pristine, decent and morally upstanding publication like Shape would interview a no good, dick snatching slut whore like LeAnn. How dare Shape dirty their freshly starched nun habit with LeAnn's stank! They should only feature virgin bunnies on their cover (I'd totally get a subscription to Shape if they only featured virgin bunnies on their cover).

So a bunch of readers (aka Brandi Glanville using a hundred Gmail accounts) wrote angry e-mails to the editor demanding to know the meaning of this! The editor-in-chief Valerie Latona wrote many of them back and she didn't tell them to chew on Brandi Glanville's taint. Instead she apologized and said the magazine made a mistake by putting a noted "husband stealer" on their cover. AHAHAHAHA. You know LeAnn's ex has got a kumqat-tini in his paw and is laughing all theatrical-like at this unnecessary drama.

Here's a copy of the e-mail from TooFab that Valerie sent out:

Subject: To my dear Shape readers

You are all in good company (why I'm e-mailing you all together) as you all agree Shape has made a terrible mistake in putting LeAnn Rimes on the cover.

Please know that our putting her on the cover was not meant to put a husband-stealer on a pedestal-but to show (through her story) how we all are human. And this woman in particular found strength in exercise in what she said was her most difficult personal moment.

But it did not come across that way ... And for that I'm terribly sorry.

I hope that we can do better the next time for those of you that will give us another chance.

Humbly,

Valerie

To be honest, Shape should apologize. But not because they put LeAnn Rimes on the cover. But because they put that shitty picture on the cover. Apology accepted, Valerie!

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LeAnn Rimes

Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:07pm.

Das

1) "The very concept of "homewrecker/husband-stealer" does make all "other women" the victims of an adultery commited by a husband.

What? The adultery was commited by the husand AND the woman he was sleeping with.

2)"Because its purpose is to put the blame away from him and onto her. "

Why is this difficult to understand? If you insert yourself into someone's marriage, you are just as quilty and as much blame as the married man. There are not if's, and's, or but's.

3)"To make it appear as if he actually cannot be blamed for his adultery, but he was lured to do wrong. "

Both parties are to blame.

The question at hand was why does LR get all the backlash, as if being a woman absolves LR of what she did to another woman.

4)"He was the inanimate object of a crime - theft - and well, what can you do about it when you get stolen?"

So what you are saying is that as women we should not be held responsible for our actions if we participate in an affair with a married man?

5)"You don't blame your car when it's standing in your garage just minding it's own business, then a villain comes along and steals it."

What? I hate to burst your bubble, but their are photos of LR meeting EC at hotels. There are photos of her sucking on this man's fingers in a restaurant. So your logic is flawed, LR wasn't just standing in a garage, she was actively participating in an affair with a married man.

6)"The year is 2010."

Exactly, so why in 2010 are people arguing that women have no obligation to respect the marriages or relationships of others?

7)" I do not get how people can still pick up this long-gone misogynist 50ies husband stealer bullshit. "

What? It's misogynist to say that both parties are responsible in affairs?

What do you consider it when you are argue that LR didn't do anything wrong because she was just standing there?

8)"Especially women."

Which is sad that as women some women feel that they hold no responsibility for their actions.

Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:57pm.

KidL,

1) "Damn! I can't believe gretchen was up so late waging her battle against LeAnn Rimes."

Oh come on, don't even go there.

Why do you people act so above it all?

I can't believe that at 10 am you are on a blog getting upset again.

2)"I guess if we read an item about Rimes taking out a restraining order against a crazed fan we'll have a good idea who it is. . ."

Crazed fan? You, I mean you are pretty upset about the fact that no one is seeing LR as the victim.

Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:54pm.

chocopuffs?

Wow, it's 10 am, shouldn't you be at work or something?

Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:51pm.

Miami,

1) "What in the sam hell is going on? Who is this Gretchen and why is she posting like a deranged, disgruntled lunatic?"

Well I was the person who answered the question , "why is Leann getting more backlash than EC".

Apparantly some posters didn't like the answers so they went a bit nuts.

Unfortunately postimg like a deranged, disgruntled lunatic is the norm around here. Just ask choccopuffs, she declares a war when you challenge her.

Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:47pm.

Leann gets the majority of the backlash because she:

a) keeps tweeting about BG kids AFTER she was asked to stop not only by BG, but by her fans(see LR twitter account where she gets into it with one of her fans because the fan called her out for disrespecting the mother of those kids) and the media/press.

b) keeps trying to shove her "romance" down EVERYONE's throat. Have you seen her tweets? It's like a diary of a 14 yo, she desperately wants people to believe that EC is in love with her so she will tweet about their sex life. And have you seen the photo-op where she making out with EC at his son's soccer game in very skimpy shorts?

c) she angered a lot of people when she kept refering to EC and BG kids as her kids or her boys.

d) keeps crossing the line. She tweets BG friends (the parents of BG kids), where she literally invites herself to their parties.

e) she keeps tipping off the paps, tweeting and posting twitpics detailing where and when they can find her/EC/and his kids and then she boo hoos about how they are stalking her when she gave them the exact location.

f) her "fans" stalk and harass EC ex-wife and when they tweet mean and nasty things about EC ex-wife to LR, LR will tweet them back with a "lol".

g) she has not shown any remorse and keeps trying to justify what she did, like when she said that "she could afford to do something selfish because she took care of people all her life"(Shape interview), "she doesn't regret the outcome of her affair"(People mag), and now she is even using God (apparantly God ordained her affair with EC, which is what she is saying on her twitter page). And don't forget LR is going to give yet another interview (with ABC in November) where she does the same thing she did in Shape and People mag. Seeing how people responded to her Shape interview( see Showbiz Tonight and Wendy Williams), why does LR think that things are going to be different everytime she opens her mouth?

h) she is a hypocrite. She did that video about bullying for those teens, but then she patted her manager/producer on the back when he bullied and said some mean things about BG(the sad thing is that he admits that he dosesn't even know BG even though he was making those comments about her and all those things he said about BG came from LR).

i) she tries to use Brandi as the scapegoat. So now anyone who doesn't condone LR actions or her affair is BG or a friend of BG. Blaming the victim, turns a lot of people off, especailly when it comes out that LR fanbase is so low that she has to cancel concerts. People don't like LR and she is 50% responsible for that. People do feel sorry for BG, all anyone has to do is read LR tweets where she tweets about those kids every sec.

j) the "you can't steal another person if they are happy in their marriage" or " women should not be held accountable for their actions when they participate in affairs with married men argument.

k) her inappropriate behavior with the kids, like writing tweets saying she is sleeping in the same bed with the kids or tweeting her fans about the kids' ER visit BEFORE she contacted the mother. OR literally making over 20 tweets about how she had sympathy pains in her shoulder when one of BG and EC kids were injured at the soccer game, despite the fact that she prevented EC from leaving her tour so that he can home to his hurt kid.

l) pays sites like JJ, DailyMail, and x17 to write fluff.

m) opened up an twitter account under the name of WEWENLOVE where she went on to harass and stalk EC wife.

n) she just won't shut up about her personal life, do we need to know everytime she claims that she is having sex with EC? Her fans have even asked her to stop talking about her personal life and she gets mad and bans them.

So as you can see, no one is picking on LR for no reason. LR is her own worst enemy. It's not like LR didn't see this coming. She had ample warning about how the public was going to perceive that interview from Shape from the backlash from when she wore that skimpy bikini and laid on top of EC while his kids were sitting right next to them and when she kept calling those kids her kids.

Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:42pm.

Glitter Kitty

Another post to me? Does that mean that you are like a zombie and grew another head?

1)"Gretchen I am skim reading your replies.."

And? You are still reading them.

2)"The reason I addressed you is because your replies are so damn long and detailed and full of anger. "

And the posts made by chocoopuffs and salacious are not full of anger? These posters even went as far as to write a "this is WAR post", and yet you find fault with me?

If they are too long then don't read them.

3)"The others kept it tongue in cheek."

So calling other posters names because they have an opinoin different from the others is keeping it tongue in cheek? Apparantly this type of things happens alot with these posters.

4)"But I am not going to argue further because like i said I don't believe in winning internet wars and like I said I skim over the posts because a) I don't really care b) I am hungover c) I am trtying to order concert tickets and the website is timing out..."

And your point? If you didn't care, you would have just IGNORED the posts all together.

Why do people do that, I see other posters telling other posters that they don't care, yet that poster will take the time and energy to write a post to other poster just to tell them that they don't care or didn't read their posts. That makes no sense. If you don't care, you wouldn't be here lecturing others.

5)"It was more of a gentle: give it up dear"

I see.

6)"and you responding to points by copy and pasting makes you even harder to read. Just a tip"

But you don't read my posts, just skim them so why are you even worried about the copy and paste making my posts difficult to read? Is that double speak?

7)"Bye! Happy fighting, I am sure you convinced"

Now why do you act like you are so above the fighting? Based on what the other posters, said, the fighting happens a lot on this site. So what is your point?

I just find it funny that you would lecture me on internet figthing when the posters I have responded to engage in that behavior all the time.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:30pm.

*throws Gretchen in the dungeon with Marvin and Jana*

Do you want the hose again?

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Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:26pm.

islandgirl,

Boo hoo.

Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:24pm.

sillykat,

I must have struck a nerve if you show up just to piss me off.

Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:24pm.

ditquoi,

1) "what makes me different from you is I'm succinct. no one has time to read a dissertation, especially on someone as snoozerific as LeeAnn Rimes."

Really because for you to respond to my post wich are so long, that means that you must have read it, right?

If it's too long don't read it. It's looks silly when posters like you take the time and energy to write a post telling other posters that they are boring or that you could care less despite the fact that you are on these sites all the time.

2)"we come here to post, read each other's posts and laugh."

You could have fooled me.

3)"you have written at least 30 pages on this person about whom no one is as emotionally invested in you."

So if you are not emotionally invested in this, why are you even here?

4)"30 pages of funneh MIGHT be worth it, but you're approaching this whole story like this is an episode of Law and Order and Brandi has you on retainer."

And you, (Pearl Necklace, choccopuffs, and salacious) are not approaching this thing as if LR has you on retainer?

5)"you are quite incapable of self-reflection I see..."

As are you, seeing as how you are trying to lecture someone for what something that seems to occur on this site all the time.

6)"if everyone is mentioning to you that you seem obsessed, everyone else is wrong, certainly not YOU. "

Well the problem is that the people are saying that I am obsessed, are people who have no room to talk. Based on their own posts, these people are here EVERYDAY. And sadly enough they even admit that they get into these internet fights all the time. So I don't fault you for seeing what you want to see.

7)"I have a feeling you must be really, really single."

Well could I also say the same about you?

By your own logic does that also mean that could choccopuffs, salacious, Glitter Kitty, KidL, and Pearl Necklace are single, right?

What I find quite interesting is the hypocrisy. The fact that you all seem to know each other because you are posting on this site all the time, shows exactly what you are trying to criticzie others for.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:52am.

Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 12:55pm.

That must be a fairly bad break. I hope you heal quickly. Sorry, I just thought about _Rear Window-,lol.
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Per the ER doc, I did a pretty good job busting it up (his words) - 3 places.

Per the bone doc, it's still aligned which means no surgery - it will heal fine.

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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:25am.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 12:45pm.
That must be a fairly bad break. I hope you heal quickly. Sorry, I just thought about _Rear Window-,lol.
See you in the OP.
*imaginary hug, which will not hurt*

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:15am.

Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:57am.
LADY MAGNET EYES! Are you feeling better? Sorry about your collarbone. Please tell me you did not lose your balance while looking at Hot Neighbor Man.
Was that a WTF move by the editor of Allure or what? It has been my favorite girlie magazine since the first issue.My subscription ran out this year and I refused to buy the issue with the KK cover. Don't get me started on how far Vanity Fair has fallen.
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Feeling much better physically, emotionally not so much, as my bone doc just confirmed that I cannot drive till December at the earliest.

This did not happen in front of anyone, thank God.

I asked Linda Wells if the next cover girl would be an irresponsible breeder a la Octomom or Hate Grosselin.

I only buy VF if the cover interests me - Johnny Depp, cast of The Sopranos.

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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:53am.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:57am.
LADY MAGNET EYES! Are you feeling better? Sorry about your collarbone. Please tell me you did not lose your balance while looking at Hot Neighbor Man.
Was that a WTF move by the editor of Allure or what? It has been my favorite girlie magazine since the first issue.My subscription ran out this year and I refused to buy the issue with the KK cover. Don't get me started on how far Vanity Fair has fallen.

OT: LeAnn Rimes has a great singing voice and very bad taste. If you have an affair, don't flaunt it. She is yet another woman with an unfortunate appearance who wants to be seen as a temptress.
As for the dizzying e-tournament of rants someone wRETCHed opened...game,set and match to Pearl Necklace and Sal. Che bella figura!

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:27am.

I'm just pissed that I received no apology from Allure when I complained about their using The Human Urinal as a cover girl.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:26am.

YUM. Sexy, I like it.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:24am.

Fuck these over-sharers.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:19am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:37am.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:29am.

Why am I still here? haha. Must be because I recently found myself in a crazy love triangle that ended up with me being the hussy slutbag (which I wasn't -- long story).

I think it's natural to intially blame the other piece. Because I think its always shocking to find out that someone who claims to love you and cares about you could do you so wrong...SO it obviously must be the other woman's fault.

This next part isn't directed at you (but more at looney tunes from last night) at some point you have to realize that the man made a conscience decision to cheat. He wasn't "stolen".

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Your second paragraph said exactly what I wanted to say. And I did read the entire thread (I'm home sick today) so I know you weren't aiming your last paragraph at me :-)

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:07am.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 11:29am.

Why am I still here? haha. Must be because I recently found myself in a crazy love triangle that ended up with me being the hussy slutbag (which I wasn't -- long story).

This next part isn't directed at you (but more at looney tunes from last night) at some point you have to realize that the man made a conscience decision to cheat. He wasn't "stolen".

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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:00am.

Submitted by Night Owl on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 10:36am.
TMZ just reported that Eddie's ex was busted for a DUI. Uhoh

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His ex strikes me as a looney bitch too.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:59am.

Tardy to the party but I think people got pissed because LeAnn seemed so wholesome and ended up cheating on her husband.

I was cheated on and my initial reaction was to blame the other piece.

That being said, I don't really care for her and think Eddie's hot, even though he's a cheating tool.
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Submitted by BostonMike on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:29am.

UHM, her husband was GAY. No wonder she was trolling for cock.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:23am.

Crazy? There were a troll and I missed it???? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

*pouts*

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:20am.

woah. what in the hell went on in here? I won't say too much cause I don't want to summon the crazy person back here...but they are both equal opportunity assholes. They both were married, they both cheated. You can't steal anyones man. And anyone who truly thinks that probably lost a man and finds it easier to blame the chick then her own man. Stop giving men the "I wuz too stupidz to resist the pu-ssy" excuse. It's annoying and insulting.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:18am.

256 comments on a damned LeAnn Rhimes thread? Holy psychotic break!! I hope you all appreciate all the time and hard work gretchen put in here. Not really? Me neither. Carry on!

Submitted by Night Owl on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:06am.

TMZ just reported that Eddie's ex was busted for a DUI. Uhoh

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 9:03am.

LOL at all y'all(except you Gretchen)

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:59am.

And this woman in particular found strength in exercise in what she said was her most difficult personal moment.

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What? I only thought that teenage boys read Shape magazine. Now I see that it caters to the stay at home mom who swore that this will be the year she loses the baby weight (baby is in middle school). And bitter divorcees. DAMN.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:57am.

I'm sorry, but that is a horrible picture. You can tell she's sucking it in and she look doughey in the middle.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:52am.

That poor girl has a face like a schnauzer.

Submitted by HereForTheRide on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:49am.

GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS RIMES CIBRIANI ROBERTS MODER and any other cheating whores!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Miami on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:43am.

I just got to this post late, as I was out all last night.

What in the sam hell is going on? Who is this Gretchen and why is she posting like a deranged, disgruntled lunatic?

(Gretchen, please don't answer. I have only been up for three hours and I am already sleepy from your previous posts.)

Submitted by chocopuffs on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:42am.

10:00 a.m. here, still Gretchen going at it?
I just came back to get my refund, LOL,

my new words of the day:
husband stealer= LeAnn Rimes
obsessed= Gretchen
scumbag= Valerie
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Where do you get off?
A question asked when someone has done something considered to be awkward, strange, and/or just plain odd.

A rather literal analogy: When on a city bus/train/subway/etc., you might meet some odd person. You might ask "Where do you get off?" as in asking what stop they get off at, wondering if they live in a neighborhood with strange folk.

Probably not the true origin of the term, but that seems like a pretty good guess if you ask me.
Guy 1: "So yeah, I like to run around naked with a ball of wool in my hand, and my cat chases me trying to get the ball of wool. It's sooooo much fun!"

Guy 2: "Where do you get off?"

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a) keeps tweeting about BG kids AFTER she was asked to stop not only by BG, but by her fans(see LR twitter account where she gets into it with one of her fans because the fan called her out for disrespecting the mother of those kids) and the media/press.""Gretchen""

Submitted by KidL on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:07am.

Damn! I can't believe gretchen was up so late waging her battle against LeAnn Rimes. I guess if we read an item about Rimes taking out a restraining order against a crazed fan we'll have a good idea who it is. . .

Submitted by watermethodgirl on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:02am.

Gretchen, "Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.” (Betty White)
Girl you are the unfunniest person on dlisted and I thought I was....
Could it be some woman "stole" your husband? Why else would you take it so personal that one nobody cheated on another nobody with some other nobody?
BTW I haven't read your whole rant.

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:58am.

Ugh.... She's just fucking UGLY, ok??? She is NOT in shape and I don't find her to be a "role model" of any kind... unless you're a whore. So fuck Shape! And her!!

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Submitted by random.musingz on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:46am.

By this yardstick then, the likes of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts and all the shitty men whose names I can't recall now, must never make any magazine story, leave alone a magazine cover! Or do we pick and choose our adulterers based on some other criteria? Does admitting to adultery make it worse? Is that why Trout Lips Jo(a)lie(n)and Billy Goat are given a pass - they turned their adultery into a world wide humanitarian extravanganza (some people may have benefitted from their publicity stunts I'll give them that). But cheating's cheating - whether you admit to it or you deny it with all sorts of justification (e.g. the exact timelines of met-felt attraction-became friends-separated-divorced-met again-and only-then-went-at-it-like-rabbits story that the jolie pitts have always maintained...)
Yeah as you can see I'm not a worshipper at the church of st.jolie.
I've said this before and I say it again... Though I don't comment here much, MK you rock. I love your wit, your sharp, sharp wit and generally everything else about you and your blog. Except of course the feeling I get that, though you are fair and so spot-on with your comments on almost all celeb-hos, with the joliepitts I get the feeling you let them off really easy - seriously you do. And of course your blog, your prerogative, but it just makes me mad that you do that! I think the jolie pitts are the worst fame hos ever!!! k now that that's out of my system, ta taaaaaaa :)

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:42am.

What's the big deal?

Fucking IS exercise!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:39am.

Holy kee ryst...gretchen is batshit!!! No wonder Eddie left her!

LeAnn has too much brow overhang & not enough titties.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 7:03am.

suckin in that gut.... little boobies (I do not discriminate so SHUT. IT.) and that fugfuckmug of hers... forget about the cheatin WHORE that she is, I wouldn't put her on the cover of Modern Dog.

ETA: I'd still hit it though.
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Submitted by dfanintheD on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:51am.

So I guess Swizz Beak won't be showing his six-pack on the cover of Shape?

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:50am.

The fuckannoying thing about LeAnn Rimes is that she and her not-stolen-he's-a-cheater-who-went-willingly man is that they won't put their damn tails between their legs and slink off to live their lives out privately. They'll continue to be in the tabloids and seek publicity like they have nothing to be ashamed of when the court of public opinion sure as shit doesn't agree.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:46am.

WHAT BABYBUNNY SAID! Menz are stoopid!

Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:44am.

I could give a shit less about LeAnn's love life, I have always disliked her cause she always looks like she is straining to take a shit..her photoshopped to hell and back face and body are the real turnoff...I could give a shit about who stole who's man...that stuff is so common and everyday...and all these recent divorces (Courtney, Laura, Xtina) are more thanl likely all due to cheating spouses....it is as common these days as it gets...I just don't understand why people marry, then cheat with fuglier ones and then actually hook up with them in a relationship....Tiger's taste in ho's sucked but at least he wasn't trying to "go steady"with them....just pay off the skankiest ones with the most to tell and call it a day...either way most men are stupid...(except for you MK!!)

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:42am.

Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:02am.

LEAVE GRETCHEN ALOOOONE!!!

1) You are a jelly h8tr.

2) Obviously, gretchen knows what she's talking about. She is on Twitter and gets the scoop on LR and EC isoutsidetheirbedroomwindowaswespeak.

3) Pissing myself laughing at 'Caped Homewrecking Hussay Avenger.'

:))

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:39am.

leann's face sure is fug...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10

Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:32am.

Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 12:16am.
ditquoi

I just love it when other posters use the "you are obsessed" card despite the fact that they are taking the time and energy to post and read on a blog. Whatever makes you different from the rest of us?

what makes me different from you is I'm succinct. no one has time to read a dissertation, especially on someone as snoozerific as LeeAnn Rimes.

we come here to post, read each other's posts and laugh. you have written at least 30 pages on this person about whom no one is as emotionally invested in you. 30 pages of funneh MIGHT be worth it, but you're approaching this whole story like this is an episode of Law and Order and Brandi has you on retainer.

you are quite incapable of self-reflection I see...if everyone is mentioning to you that you seem obsessed, everyone else is wrong, certainly not YOU. I have a feeling you must be really, really single.

anyway, God's speed, Caped Homewrecking Hussay Avenger.

*salute*

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 6:32am.

10/29/2010 - 6:59am.
Giselle stole someone's man...while she was pregnant! So did Claire Danes. Angelina Jolie stole someone's man too! I could probably list a hundred girls. LeAnn's just fug, that's the REAL complaint.
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Claire Danes and Billy Crabfuck (whatever his name is) and Jizzelle and ultra douche Tom Brady ALL make me sick for messing with pregnant women.