- if he's really as happy as
1 min 30 sec ago - Brad and I have something
4 min 46 sec ago - The thing I like the most
22 min 28 sec ago - .
That kid's eyes are too
50 min 12 sec ago - Who's he trying to
1 hour 2 min ago - He, Goopy, and many others
1 hour 6 min ago - Submitted by Mrs Patrick
1 hour 52 min ago - I'm not a fan of any of
1 hour 55 min ago - you know, people complain
2 hours 3 min ago - I also had this weird
2 hours 11 min ago
Katy Perry is an ugly, horse faced bitch who is selling herself using her squishy tits cuz she doesn't have any real talent. She looks just like that old Joan Crawford woman. What's really sick is some people actually like her "music."
McRibs are creepy.
They're hollowed out pork tablets that you dunk in a tray of barbecue sauce once they've cooked up. That, and the ribs aren't ribs. They just can't be. Don't ribs have bone in them? These have rib "impressions" carved into them, like a relief artwork.
All of the meats at McDonald's are hollow before you cook them. Then they just shrink.
However, I admit that my latest guilty pleasures at McDonald's are the chicken strips and the McNuggets. I already know how it's made. I've seen the videos dozens of times now, and I'm still pretty desensitized to that kind of thing. Nothing to see here folks.
The Oreo McFlurry is the bomb. I loooove Oreo McFlurries. I used to make my own back up at University, but for some odd reason, back in Pennsylvania I'm apparently the only person I know who actually likes ice cream.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Am very lonely. :(
It looks like everyone was too preoccupied with the LeeAnn Rimes thread.
Boo!
Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Katy Perry doesn't even really bother me anymore, but her music is a disaster.
Katy Perry used to annoy me a great deal until Lady CaCa got all up in my grill. She also doesn't seem very mean or pretentious or anything like that.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Is this supposed to be an inspirational type of song because I feel shitter listening to it.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
showered, shaved, teeth brushed... ready to go, yet... yes, it must be done...
you know you're responsible for listening to what's on my playlist!
as i bid you all adieu....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMv21im4CGY
i expect sloppy joes when i get back... what?... there's something very satisfying about sloppy joes after a night of debauchery...
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
What a stupid fucking song...and shitty voice. That is all.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I've loved that movie since i saw it last year!
Thanks ESE, I always love a song with some banjos!
You're the original, ESE. Nobody here like you.
take it easy y'hear?
another original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93-hlwULUk
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:42pm
i knew i could count on ya, bam!
i gotta go, but... let's ride off with this, shall we?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xsYKrx5eE
see ya!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
*flies in hanging on the landing gear of helicopter, ripped shirt, sixpack abs rippling, killing enemies with bazooka machine gun without ever reloading*
*tells pilot we don't leave until I get ESE outta there, throws ESE a rope to tie around his waist while I hold the other end in my teeth still killing enemies with bazooka machine gun*
*tosses ESE a .357 magnum, ESE fires one shot, kills twelve bad guys, grabs little sexy peasant girl and fires shot into the barrel of the tank that's been shooting at him* *tank blows up*
*"Sorry I'm late ESE," I say* *"No prob," says ESE. "Where we headed?"* *"Where else? LaGrange." We fly off into the sunset*
(cue music)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppbdf-qtGU
this is it for now, folks....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id-uy--H8tQ
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:29pm.
*smooches Chirio*... what?!... who said i have to kiss her on the face?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE!! heard that song 4 times today!! ahahaahahaha weird! awesome! hope you are well buddy! *gets on tricycle and leaves, waves* Night night!
Coma Caca!
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OOOH I bet Rene Charles is jealous and gave the enemy twins the worst names HE could think of. (not saying those are necessarily the worst names but together???)
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by nightowl on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:19pm
Maybe Celine had him pull names out of a hat?
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Hahahahaha!! That was "his" involvement in choosing the names.
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For the nostalgics of "La Femme Nikita":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rw31I0KtZw
*rides in on unicycle*... *falls over due to inebriation*...*tucks and rolls*... *gathers strength*... *tosses link like a last ditch effort in a bad late night movie*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:19pm
Maybe Celine had him pull names out of a hat?
Submitted by nightowl on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:05pm.
I would never even let a kid even name my dog let alone a baby!
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I don't know if he chose personnaly the names.
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For the nostalgics of "La Femme Nikita":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rw31I0KtZw
I would never even let a kid even name my dog let alone a baby!
The Giants winning (9-0) makes learning that the Teen Mom trash make 65,000 dollars a season a little better.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:39pm.
The Giants are ahead 9-0 in the 8th inning !
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Go Giants!
The Giants are ahead 9-0 in the 8th inning !
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by nightowl on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 8:54pm.
Eddie and Nelson?! No, I don't like it. Why didn't she just go with French names?
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Well Celine's mom wanted French names. They listened to René-Charles. He was the one to want to have English names. lol
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For the nostalgics of "La Femme Nikita":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rw31I0KtZw
Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 8:54pm.
Eddie and Nelson?! No, I don't like it. Why didn't she just go with French names?
Hey everyone!
Sorry for the double post.
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For the nostalgics of "La Femme Nikita":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rw31I0KtZw
I just read again my post and I just saw lots of errors....ohhh well. :-\
I'm guessing you will still understand what I mean lol. ;-)
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For the nostalgics of "La Femme Nikita":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rw31I0KtZw
I don't know if it is already known or not, but here we go in useless info to know.
There was a special TV show with Celine Dion here in Montréal and they announce the names of their boy twins.
It is Eddie and Nelson...Yeppp...
Not really sure to fully like it. Just imagine Eddie Angélil and Nelson Angélil. Hmmmm.....yeah.
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For the nostalgics of "La Femme Nikita":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rw31I0KtZw
Maybe I have it blocked or something...I'll check,thsnks!
I can see it, Mani. I just don't want to watch it.
Manimal, I can see it and it's playing just fine.
Yes or no would be a good response.
Am I the only one who can't see the Katy Perry post? Just a black screen??
I like Katy Perry. I also like Sal's avie. Sexy.
Great movie, TT. Gotta watch it sometime
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
The actress from the movie "An Officer and a Gentleman", Lisa Blount, has just passed away.
Never saw this movie myself but it's considered a classic.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 6:58pm.
i dont play her stoopid shitty music
farts got more rhythym
no talent honkey bitch
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FW-Dude, I missed your haikus. I hadn't seen them in a while. What have you been up to? Did you get married again?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I have a family member who had some girls over for a little birthday costume party and one of the 7 year olds showed up in this kind of costume. It was kind of like a old fashioned caberate type costume like from that wild west show on HBO?
With black fishnet tights, super short poofy skirt, tall boots (no heels). At least the top was long sleeved. But it was vaugely like this
http://cdn.costumesupercenter.com/csc_inc/images/items/343x432/R889133.j...
I just thought My God they were right. :(
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Hi, Horz!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
OMG
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
KOKO!!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
It's the end of the world...the trashy, obnoxious, entitled sluts from Teen Mom make 60-65,000 dollars a season. Hey why not get knocked up at 16 when MTV will pay you...oh, and this show doesn't glamorize teen pregnancy ??? #@!*&@!
Way to document real struggles MTV.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/28/teen-mom-stars-big-salari_n_775...
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 5:20pm.
Someone forwarded me a personal ad in which a chick specified she was not into black guys or "Pacific Highlanders".
There can be only one!!
i dont play her stoopid shitty music
farts got more rhythym
no talent honkey bitch
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I can't stand Russell Brand, he seriously needs a Thighmaster asap, and also, Get Him to the Greek pretty much went straight to DVD.
I expect Arthur will, as well.
I mean, anyone old enough to remember the real Arthur will avoid this travesty, and anyone younger wouldn't want to see it anyway.
It'll be like Alfie.
They're too busy seeing The Social Network 500 times, anyway.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Alright...Giants game on in a few minutes.
*pours glass of cheap white wine*
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag floating through the wind"??? LMAO - Those are the best lyrics ever. And by "best," I mean most mind-bogglingly stupid.
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I know this song is suppose to be serious, but I laugh throughout this song because the video and lyrics are stupid! I must say Katy looks gorgeous in this video, but her voice sucks! I can't even imagine what this will sound live if the track is horrible!
UGH, this trick cannot sing, and I hate that she's always, "Look at my tits! Look at my tits!" all the goddamn time. Yeah, we get it; you've got big tits, Katy. Too bad they're attached to YOU.
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"I'm sick of layin' down alone/With this fever"
This is the longest day of the week...sucks!