Justin Bieber Is Just Naturally Beautiful
When this cover of Justin Bieber on Brazilian tween magazine Todateen Star made the rounds, many accused them of abusing every tool in Photoshop to turn him into the new face of Maybelline's baby collection. But a rep for Todateen says that there is no "maybe" in "maybe she's born with it" when it comes to Justin Bieber. Todateen told HuffPo that they didn't use any Photoshoppery to make Justin's eyes look like that of a bunny's:
We could not help noticing your comments and tweets from the picture of Justin on the cover of Star Todateen. We would like to say that there was no change made in the area of the singer's eyes. We had a technical problem that darkens certain areas of the photo. We also want to say that all of us find Justin very naturally beautiful. We'd never think it's necessary to alter pictures of him. Natural beauty says it all, right?
But what is the reason for why Justin's rose-lined lips remind me of my mom's faded lipstick after she drinks 3 glasses of white wine and forgets to reapply? No, I should not question his organic prettiness. This confirms that Justin naturally looks like a Barbie Head styled by Rojo Caliente. That Justin, she's born with it!
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Ouch, my eyes hurt.
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Maybe he'll compliment it with a lovely bandana.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
In about 20 years a gust of wind will give us a peek at his receded hairline. Yep, he will still be rocking this hairstyle.
His head's going to keep growing and his baby/girl features aren't ever going to grow into it.
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Is it me or does his lower jaw look extremely prone to jaw cancer? As long as he doesn't start doing heroin, he should be fine.
Selena Gomez sure looks pretty here.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
where's the f'king father????
fuckin dart board material if ever i saw some.
That's not a man, that's a woman baybee.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Female fetus, yikes...
Is it unlike the Michael Jackson phenomenon? I mean, since MJ was a child, we knew he was gay- not that there's anything wrong with it- but there was some sort of understanding between him and his fans- that it was never to be brought up, questioned. And so expect the Biebs to date girls, marry, have fertility clinic babies, the whole tortilla, and smoke pole on the side. That this will occur is not surprising. That this is happening in the year two thousand freakin' ten, that is bone-chilling.
It's probably because I'm old and don't get it, but I hate his hair so MUCH. It gives me the rage shakes.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Looks like Sheena Easton in the 80s. He totally looks like a girl.
What?! On top of all the makeup and photoshop, that camera lens has more vaseline on it than Bieber's mom applies to his diaper rash.
I'm thinkin' he'll eventually hate himself for ever looking like this!
Dude...that's a chick!
This little lesbian needs someone to forceably wash off his face makeup, and then shave his head; that emo haircut is for (I'm not homophobic, but this is appropriate) fags...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
That's a Full Angelina.
this twink needs to fuck right off
ima gonna laugh
when this princess
falls of the throne
ends up like leif garret
sucking dick for change
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I'm glad I got my shot. The nurse said it was Three-In-One: Flu, H1-N1 and Bieber Fever.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
I predict a very difficult, rocky, traumatic puberty.
In which he will emerge the equivalent of Grizzly Addams.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
I m normally partial to androgyny but this kid... This shit looks like an acne cream ad from the 90s.
I don´t think even the most sexually perverted pedophile would get turned on my this. It is a boy or a girl? What exactly is this critter?
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
my gawd those EYES!!!! embedded in that primped and plumped douchey ass face. in the words of Mike Tyson, this shit is ludicrouth! I can't do it I just can't...
*begins bawling*
He looks like a wet dewy dewdrop of lustrasilk effervescence.
So he's a dude, right? He likes chicks, right? So why does he have more pancake on than ihop? I mean, Sisqo from Dru Hill would look @ this pic n go "dang gurl that's a lot of makeup" :-P
Does this idiot have a father? If so, what's his part in all of this?
I'm truly ashamed to be Canadian today. First, Evi Quaid has citizenship and now Justin "pink parasol" Bieber.
Homosexual. Remember that girls when you hear his next love song (product).
i will probably get flak for a homophobic remark but whatever-
this has got to be one of the gayest, faggiest pictures i have ever seen!
i mean this almost makes that skater jon wier look like hulk hogan!
you've just been violated!
Their 'technical problem' put eyeliner on his face? I can't help but think the girls who are in love with him will have a coming out party one day.
OMG is that Dani from Tila Tequila's show??
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Tragic. Being identified as a young man, yet not having an actual Penis.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHA WTF!!! LMFAO!!! "But a rep for Todateen says that there is no "maybe" in "maybe she's born with it" when it comes to Justin Bieber" GOLD STARSSSSSSSS ON THIS SHIT MK!!! LOL!!!
Coma Caca!
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Why does he have on foundation, powder, lipstick, eyeliner and eyeshadow????????????
Are we sure he's male? Like seriously, are we sure? Because there is nothing externally to show that he's male. Is this some kind of crazyass con?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
His make-up looks very nice. They should have put finger waves in his hair.
What a pretty little lesbian. He's one dress and some high heels away from winning Ms. Teen Canada.
They may not have used photoshop, but they didn't skimp on the eyeshadow, eyeliner, lipstick, powder, and blush.
Maybe it isn't photoshop, but it sure as shit is bucket loads of makeup! And this boy(?) is nowhere near pretty, or any degree of attractive.
I probably won't be around to see it but the day will come when he will be on "The Smoking Gun - Worlds Stupidist Something or Other" and I'm sure he will wear a head bandana. Just saying!
At least Andy Gibb (showing my age here) was a bit virile, look at all his chest hair he used to show. HAHA! This kid is a puss.
Good lord! I am LOL-ing at this freaky kid.
I need a drink and a joint after this
maybe it's just me but everytime i see him, i have a strong desire to slap his hair back in place.
Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 11:40am.
How long did it take for the David Cassidy fever die off? I want to know how much longer am I going to have to see this naturally beautiful boy's face.
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That's the problem, today nobody just quietly fades into obscurity when their time is up, thanks to reality television and non-discriminating papparazzi. They even keep on digging up some has beens from the past instead of letting them rest in peace...
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:49am.
Could be possible that Justin is actually Justine?
Girlfriend looks like he has a natural chocha...maybe this is some teen Victor Victoria shit.
I have never been convinced that this creature is 100% male. At his age you would figure he would have at least some stubble and other decidedly masculine traits...bitch doesn't even look like he has an Adam's apple!
And that shade of lipstick is called Ice Princess in the Wet & Wild catalogue.
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OMG Could you imagine if it came out that the Lesbeiber was a GIRL??
It sounds like a Law and Order: SVU plot.
Just proves his voice hasn't cracked yet. It must suck to be 16 and still not have hit puberty yet. I can't wait for the day that happens. Let's see how hot the tweens find him when he's all greasy and covered in acne.
Even as a tween I would have never gone for this late in life lezzie. What is wrong with kids these days?
i hope he's investing his money well because when puberty hits, it won't be pretty. Aaron Carter was cute too. then came puberty and it was all downhill. well, that and meth.
Ugh. This purposely made up little wussy picture just creeps the hell out of me. If anyone had any doubt about little lezbeaver being the unmanliest singer since Liberace, then here you go. Dude's (I'm assuming he's a dude, but I could be wrong) wearing eyeliner, lipstick & 50 lbs of makeup. He puts most little girls (and their moms) to shame...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits