What Screaming Nekkid Hooker? What Trashed Hotel Room?
Charlie Sheen stuffed half of White Oprah's night time stash up his nostrils, drank a Hoff load of the sweet nectar, brutally murdered a crystal chandelier and forced a nekkid ass nekkid call girl to lock herself in the bathroom out of sheer fear, but yet he's simply brushing the crusted vomit flakes off his chest and going back to life like none of that happened. People reports that Carlos Estevez is back in Los Angeles to shoot a cameo in a friend's movie on Friday before he takes his ass back to earn the Two and a Half Men set next week. Meanwhile, the craziest thing Jon Cryer has ever done is use cinnamon toothpaste that one time instead of mint and yet he'll never ever collect a bigger paycheck than Charlie Sheen. Being Charlie Sheen is fun!!! Being Charlie Sheen's liver, not so fun.
TMZ adds that even though Charlie has been in and out of Promises in Malibu during the past few months, he has no plans to return for more treatment. Apparently, people around Charlie are like "Um, I think I see the Grim Reaper sashaying up behind you" but that hasn't slowed him down and he just wants to move past the whole "screaming hooker in the bathroom" thing.
As for Denise Richards, she's been making the rounds promoting some show and she isn't say much about her ex-husband busting into a cokey-sponsored tornado of rage right across the hall from her daughters. On Joy Behar's show last night, the former cyborg pussy peddler basically only said, “I do know what happened and I did help him at the hospital. My daughters are five and six years old. They’re at an age where they can start to understand. They have no idea what went on.”
Charlie Sheen can turn whatever is left of his brains into overcooked Malt-O-Meal and trash a fancy hotel room on a Tuesday, and then he can non-nonchalantly skip into his job and collect a $1.6 million pay check the next week. And the only thing he'll get from his co-workers is a slightly awkward "Well, at least they didn't find a dead hooker" side-eye. Why hasn't White Oprah shown up to the Two and a Half Men set in a wedding dress to propose marriage to Charlie?!
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This bitch right here is my new idol. I wish I could do the shit Charlie does and walk away scot-free. He said on an episode of his show, He's Teflon.
I'll never understand how this guy, with his littany of offenses, can still be on TV.
Personally, I've always thought he sucked ass.
Don't hate the player, just hate the game.
"You run Barter Town, you fix it...."
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 9:11am.
LOL, can Charlie rollerskate though?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Charlie's the kind of guy who will treat his body like shit and live to be 90 while the rest of us put on sunscreen and stop smoking. I'm jealous. Live hard!!
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 8:56am.
Give Charlie a break, he had an adverse reaction to medicine.
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Maybe it was Ambien. Ambien side effects can result in slut fucking. Just ask Tiger Woods. Doesn't explain the room trashing, though. Lemme guess, it was the Tylenol Cold.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
this shit pisses me off - not only does he act the way he acts AND get paid milllions with no repercussions - but that show is total shit... and the mind-numbed masses not only don't care about his behavior but also love that tripe making that thing the biggest comedy on TV for years -- ugh, this world :\
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Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death
There ain't too many left who ain't been
Eaten by the monster of love
(Don't let it get me!)
Mmmm, kay.
this shit pisses me off - not only does he act the way he acts AND get paid milllions with no repercussions - but that show is total shit... and the mind-numbed masses not only don't care about his behavior but also love that tripe making that thing the biggest comedy on TV for years -- ugh, this world :\
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Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death
There ain't too many left who ain't been
Eaten by the monster of love
(Don't let it get me!)
Have we begun speculating why the hooker was nekkid in the closet?
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 9:09am.
I'm sure there is a rational explanation for all of this, and Teflon Charlie will be vindicated once more. And then, given another raise.
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LOL! The Sheen Consipiracy! They all (aka his dick) tried to frame him!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
CBS will turn a blind eye to any of his antics; they probably have a backup plan when things get worse to call the show "Three Men, An Eight Ball, And A Dead Hooker In The Closet".
Platoon is overrated.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
The Celebrity Machine is all about enabling them until they die and then exploiting their memories for profit. I feel for Charlie's kids, especially the last two. The last I heard the mom wasn't holding it together any better than Charlie.
I quit Charlie Sheen and I was a big C.S. fan. But this heroin bullshit belongs in the ally. The Plaza photos definitely look like Chuck danced the OD Cha-Cha, but the big info was the paramedics: they called into the hospital with a OD on the way. A NYC paramedic knows a OD when he sees one and that's what Chucky Cheese was admitted and treated for.
"Apparently, people around Charlie are like "Um, I think I see the Grim Reaper sashaying up behind you"
That's freakin hilarious :)
Give Charlie Sheen Malik's number, someone!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
he is an asshole and I am boycotting all his shit like I am boycotting Med Mel and Vadge....he was good in Platoon and showed early promise but his ho-ing, crackhead ways make me hate him...and the fact that he is father to FIVE kids makes me hate him even more...he and White Oprah would make a great couple cause the live in a world of delusion...both complete fucktards...I need some of Charlie's money, why do people still watch him in anything...he is fugly as hell and his character sucks.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 8:58am.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 8:46am.
I beg to differ! Mr. Sheen showed comedic genius in "Hot Shots" and "Hot Shots: Part Deux"!
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OMG now I have to admit those movies made me LMAO back in the day!
but the show sucks!
*side eyes Jack*
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TASTES LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS!
I'm sure there is a rational explanation for all of this, and Teflon Charlie will be vindicated once more. And then, given another raise.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
charlie gets another pass...but ti is back in for another 11 months or something. just sayin...
Actually the funniest people on the show are Berta (played by Conchata Ferrell - who I LOVE)and the mom.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I liked the episode where Jake's homework was to interview a famous dead person and he picked zombie George Washington.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 8:57am
:) heeeeey.
I can't take credit..I guess I should have said copyright Ochocinco (ass).
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
MJT - I'm with you... I love the show. Yes, it was much funnier early on but still makes me lmao. but I am a tard, so....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
they loaded him up with librium, propped him up on a plane, and took him home to dry out for a couple of days before filming. life-in-the-times of the drunk who can afford it and can find doctors who will do it. i can guarantee you that is exactly what happened.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 8:46am.
I beg to differ! Mr. Sheen showed comedic genius in "Hot Shots" and "Hot Shots: Part Deux"!
Anyway, didn't he just have a bad reaction to some medication? (I loved that one!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Is it just me or is Charlie looking like Jack Nicholson before the face lift?
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Michael K. is my sister from another mister!
LOL at "Child please"!
*locks MJT in closet*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
the few times I watched his show I thought it was bad and predictable. Always the same types of situations where he plays himself (substance abuser womanizer)...this type of shenanigans simply help cement his cred for the role...sadly. And since Middle America loves to watch shit shows it is not surprising this crap is still at the top of the ratings hence the big bucks. Producers are probably loving this shit because it only means more fuel for their sitcom.
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I happen to think Two and a Half men is HILARIOUS.
Granted it was much funnier in the earlier seasons and I hvae also been told I have 12 year old boy humor. But I get it...it makes me laugh.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Give Charlie a break, he had an adverse reaction to medicine.
Denise was on Pix 11 (NYC local channel) news this morning whoring out her new show. YOu better believe she loves all this publicity. Even though they made it all about Charlie Sheen...they commended her for still coming to the show even though she is going through something SO tragic. Child please...she was in famewhore heaven.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I had a feeling he was back to doing the nose candy and banging high priced hookers. Something about the way he's phoning it in so far this season and he just seems pissed off underneath it all. He's a ticking time bomb ready to explode and something far worse is going to happen.
Yes I'm ashamed to admit I watch his show from time to time. :(
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 8:49am.
TEAM CHARLIE HARPER!! party like a rockstar!! get paid millions for your limited range... fuck klassy hookers ya'll!!!
JELLIS H8TRZ!!!!!!!!!
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MK, I think the "I can't with you" tag sums it up perfectly. This guy is out of control and doesn't seem to care who he takes with him. His young daughters are across the hall and he decides to call a trick and swan dive off the wagon?
Submitted by MJF on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 8:47am.
It sure would be nice to just press fast-forward on this tool's life story and get to the good part. You know, the part when it all ends in a tragically embarrassing blaze of glory involving hookers, drugs, minors and Polaroids.
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Add a donkey, a couple of politicians, his 8th grade science teacher, a pentagram painted on the floor with a dead chicken in the middle, 22 happy meals, 16 not so gently used sex toys, a minor fire balzing in his home meth-lab...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
TEAM CHARLIE HARPER!! party like a rockstar!! get paid millions for your limited range... fuck klassy hookers ya'll!!!
JELLIS H8TRZ!!!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
You know Denise is loving all this free publicity/attention!
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www.twitter.com/so_infamous
"he's simply brushing the crusted vomit flakes off his chest and going back to life like none of that happened"
Sheer brilliance, MK!
Sounds like someone else I know...LOLOLOL
*side-eyes SOMEONE*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
It sure would be nice to just press fast-forward on this tool's life story and get to the good part. You know, the part when it all ends in a tragically embarrassing blaze of glory involving hookers, drugs, minors and Polaroids.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
i'm sure his PR people will get carlos an even BIGGER raise after this latest stunt...
and btw i know 3 people who watch this junkie's show..i am sad...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
I don't get why Charlie Sheen continues to get away with his bad behaviour. He's not a good actor. He's not a good comedian. Two and a Half Men is painfully unfunny (granted, he's not the only one to blame for that - hell, The Big Bang Theory would be painfully unfunny weren't it for Jim Parsons) and still he continues to rake the big bucks for half-assing it. He acts like he's above everything and he actually is. What makes him so special? Really, I would kind of understand if he was a superstar. As it is, he's just a fucked-up overpaid TV actor, and not a good one at that. So what is it? Is his dick made of gold? His dick must be made of gold.
Sadly, there can only be one RDJ happy ending per generation in Hollywood. Charlie, you're screwed, dude.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.