NOT PULPO PAUL!!!!!
Pulpo Paul, the Nostradamus of octopuses who slithered into all of our hearts by correctly predicting the winner of 8 out of 8 World Cup matches, has closed his tiny eyes and lifted one of his soothsaying tentacles for the last time. The Sea Life Center in Oberhausen, Germany announced today that Paul the SLYCIC Octopus has passed away at the age of 2 and a half. Raise your Vuvuzela and let's all blow out "Candle in the Wind" for Pulpo Paul.
The manager of The Sea Life Center said Pulpo Paul died of natural causes and they will erect a monument as a tribute to him. The manager went on to say these kind words, "We are consoled by the knowledge that he enjoyed a good life here. We had all naturally grown fond of him and he will be sorely missed. We may decide to give Paul his own small burial plot within our grounds and erect a modest permanent shrine. While this may seem a curious thing to do for a sea creature, Paul achieved such popularity during his short life that it may be deemed the most appropriate course of action."
They say he died naturally, but I refuse to believe this! Paul would've seen this coming (GONG me eight times, suction a plunger to my head and drag me off stage)! Did anybody see a shifty, yet sexy, Dutch spy fish swimming around Paul's tank? THAT BITCH DID IT! What about Walter Mercado or Miss Cleo? Did anybody see them lurking about the aquarium? They all have motives! Or maybe Paul just couldn't take the pressure of being our new world overlord, so he staged his death and is now leisurely lying on the sand of an aquarium in the Caribbean. That has to be it since Paul is immortal.
Rest in peace, Paul (We'll play along, even though we all know you're living the life in the Bahamas).....
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Something tells me Paul ended up diced in a frying pan along with some olive oil and garlic.
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Shiitake happens...
Paul?
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??
he was too young too die and he probably could have fitted in another world cup.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Now can we turn him into calamari?
They should have sold him when they had the chance to get a million bucks for him.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
NOOOoooooooooooooo!
Pulpo Paul will be sorely missed. I blame Walter Mercado - bitch couldn't stand Pulpo Paul's fabulosity.
This is wrong. Illuminati shit. Someone got to little pulpo paul.
RIP our eight-legged friend.
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They die from fucking?!
There are SO many things I cold say right now.
OctoPussy'ed!
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I just read that Octopuses die from mating! So the question is...WHO FUCKED PAUL???
I had a soft spot for Paul.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Bye little buddy, you were class.
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Auri sacra fames
Today's menu at the Aquarium is Octopus Soup or Octosushi Plate.
SADNESS... :(
Fried calamari or ceviche in his honor tonight.
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"It's pathetic how far a gal has to go for a good fuck" - Samantha Jones
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Hahaha DWM!
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
sorry MC.. will this cheer you up?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
poor thing. they worked him to death. sad.
pass the melted butter, please.
R.I.P. Pauli :o(
I wonder if they'll have an open casket walk by, with a book of condolences everyone can sign in Oberhausen?
Awwwwwwwww :( Never mind ENJOY!
Ingredients:
* Octopus: 2 gallons of water
* 4 lemons, cut in half and squeezed
* 2 cups white wine vinegar
* ½ cup kosher salt
* 6 bay leaves
* 2 whole octopi, 2 pounds each (cleaned by your fish monger)
* Marinade: 1 cup extra virgin olive oil
* 2 garlic cloves, peeled and finely chopped
* 2 ounces white wine vinegar
* 1 teaspoon dry Greek oregano
* Juice of 2 lemons, freshly squeezed
* Salad: 1 red pepper, grilled or broiled, seeded and diced
* 1 yellow pepper, grilled or broiled, seeded and diced
* ¾ cup Kalamata olives, pitted and sliced
* 2 ounces extra virgin olive oil
* 1 teaspoon dry Greek oregano
* Juice of 1 lemon, freshly squeezed
* Salt
* Pepper
Method:
For octopus:
Combine all the ingredients in a large pot, except the octopus. Bring to a simmer and cook for 10 minutes. Holding the head of the octopus with tongs, dunk it into boiling water 3 times, leaving the octopus submerged for 3-5 seconds each time. This is called ‘scaring’ the octopus (the tentacles will curl up as you plunge the octopus in the boiling water). Repeat with remaining octopus.
Place both octopi in the pot and cook 20 minutes, or until tender. Remove them from the liquid and cool on a tray.
For marinade:
Combine all ingredients in a bowl or dish fitted with a cover. Cut the blanched octopus in half and place it in the marinade. Turn to coat, cover and refrigerate overnight.
For salad:
Combine all ingredients in a non-reactive bowl. Season with salt and pepper to taste and set aside.
To serve:
Grill octopus on a standard gas grill over medium heat, or broil on a rack in the middle of the oven, for 4-5 minutes per side. Cut octopus into medium-sized pieces. Place a small amount of salad in center of plate. Set 3-4 pieces of octopus on top. Drizzle with extra virgin olive oil and garnish with caper berries and pea shoots.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 9:09am.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:18am.
All species of octopus have short lifespans, ranging from 1-2 years, not just in captivity, but in the wild (in the wild their lifespan would be shorter due to predation risk).
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OMG I'm not a nerd, I'm a crazy cat lady! Give me a break! *cries into pocket protector*
ALSO I was silencing all the Det. LaToyas out there who might have tried to call FOUL on this octodeath.
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
lol snowy!
I can tell you had something to do with it
bunch of weird Octoloons up in here!! ;p
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TASTES LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS!
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:18am.
All species of octopus have short lifespans, ranging from 1-2 years, not just in captivity, but in the wild (in the wild their lifespan would be shorter due to predation risk).
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
maybe he's dead cuz they kept his ass in that tiny box
I smell a conspiracy. They just didn't need him any more after the world cup. Where's Detective LaToya when we need her?
RIP, Paul. I mean that more than many of the recent RIPs I've said in the name of deceased celebrities lately, too.
I'm hungry for seafood all of a sudden
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
letinstar LOL another victim of The Hollywood Murder Squad (or Squid?) ?
I think they're one of the nastiest of God's creations, I say KILL THEM ALLLLLL!
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TASTES LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS!
RIP. I have an octopus night light which I will keep on all day in his honor! (Best I can do)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:31am
ahahahahahaha!!! Something dark-sided here
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Mmm Few will you take me out for seafood?
RIP Paul, my vuvuzela will be silent today in honor of you.
GARGOYLES! SLYCICS! EVERYTHING'S UNGOLDY!
"i'm glad you're here"-GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE IN JESUS NAME I PRAY!
WHATEVER IT IS I DON'T WANT IT ITS TAINTED I DON'T WANT TAINTED. ANYTHING. IN MY HOUSE GET OUT!! get out.....
I WANT THESE CREW MEMBERS LEAVING
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I really feel like putting on some khakis and rocking The Classic Girl look ------>
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I'm glad he lived his full life span, but I still think he died because he got moved around a lot and put in Germany.
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damnit! How am I going to bet on the Olympics now?
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All species of octopus have short lifespans, ranging from 1-2 years, not just in captivity, but in the wild (in the wild their lifespan would be shorter due to predation risk). This octo was an old timer when it died.
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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The sound of the BR
2 1/2 is a good run for an octopus in captivity. But still...kinda seems like a short life for a prophet.
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if he was psychic
didnt the dildo know
he was gonna die
predict that bitch!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 7:58am.
For fuck's sake, it's an octopus.
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BUT HE WAS PSYCHIC ABOUT SHIT THAT DIDN'T MATTER.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
I'll be at Animal Planet - sigh. But yes, I think Octopi live much longer than 2 years. He quit Germany's bitch ass. He's not from there. Poor thing. How much money did they pay for him? I wonder if there was a premature death clause in the insurance policy.
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"Raise your Vuvuzela and let's all blow out "Candle in the Wind" for Pulpo Paul." - lmao!
I find any Vuvuzela reference hilarious for some reason. Especially when it comes from MK.
I just can't believe this is making headlines, it's not like this happened during or right after the World Cup.
That was my first thought, too, Octopi. If you're gonna go with with 'es', it should be more like 'Octopusses'. Just seems like it would need another s.
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i say this was murder...call the authorities...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
I thought the plural form of octopus was octopi.
mmmmm....deep fried calamari
hell yea
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Where's Dedective LaToya?!?!
For fuck's sake, it's an octopus.
Don't they usually live longer than that? I think this requires an investigation.
Poor Paul. Off to play in the Octopus Garden in the sky.
I'm with you, MK. Something in the milk ain't clean here. PAGING DET. LATOYA! RIP, Paul!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid