Tuesday, October 26th 2010
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Yakult Mascot - If my digestive system was a cuddly clean plushie who cooed like a baby Ewok and wasn't a smelly mound of organs drenched in coagulated shit and slimy neon yellow bile (Or whatever it's called, I am not a science class!), I'd go horseback riding on the beach with it and let it blow bubbles in my face too. Okay, for real, I'd still go horseback riding with it as long as it bought me a Christmas present. Well, that wrapping paper is nice!
And I will not comment on that wiggly tube on the top of its head. Not today. Not ever.
(For Bobby)
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I love this commercial! That wiggly thing is just the esophagus -- which connects to the throat. I wish my digestive track helped with the housework and got my morning paper.
I used to drink that stuff, but only because it tasted good. The bottles are so tiny you don't really get much chance to 'savor' them, though.
I hear ya ISMU! They always make great convo pieces.
I actually bought a couple from the MCA store (Got the bed bug, Herp, and a white blood cell). Lo and behold the ex gave herpes to the dog thinking it was chew toy, you should have seen the looks at the park when I yelled at him "Why did you give the dog Herpes?!" LMAO priceless!
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 9:47am.
I WANT ONE!!!
This reminds me of the giantmicrobe VD plushies: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/giantmicrobes-originals/ Herpes and bed bugs are so cute! :)
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One year for Christmas I gave my best friend mange and syphilis. It was truly magical to hear her answer when people asked what she got for presents.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
ugh my roomate drinks this stuff. i get a case of the eye twitches when I open the fridge and see it...is that normal?? hes trendy healthy is the only reason it irritates me. he doesnt drink it to be healthy, just to be smug. like I give a shit what he eats, he could go chew on a splintery piece of wood for all i care! (ha he already WANTS to chew the wood, he just won't admit it) bon appetite i guess
omg, WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE IN HER KITCHEN WATCHING HER PLAY OUT THIS STRANGE RELATIONSHIP WITH HER INTERNAL ORGANS, and why doesn't she seem to see them there?
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but, then again, what do i know?
This commercial disturbs me on very high levels.
I WANT ONE!!!
This reminds me of the giantmicrobe VD plushies: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/giantmicrobes-originals/ Herpes and bed bugs are so cute! :)
Also this isnt helping that I'm trying to rationalize getting the HSN todays special WowWee Alive Tiger Cub...And i have a real dog to begin with.
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I love that little plush stomach! I even went to the site to see if they sell them. They don't.
I'd rather watch this than that animated snot commercial for mucinex. Animating or plush-ifying gross shit does not remove ANY of the grossness people! A fuzzy turd is still a turd.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
What the pink coiled poo IS this?
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Fuck you! Fuck You! Fuck You!
That is not my digestive system! That is GRAHAM'S belly button lint come to life.
(fu's intended for yukpoo marketers, NOT MK)
*chanting as always*
looks like a
shriveled up dick
shrinkage baby
shrinkage
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Ooo, I want one!
Why do advertisers think they can make everything all cute and cuddly? There isn't anything cute and cuddly about your shitter system.
I heard that about Paul too. Sads. ____________________________________________
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
up next, the commerercial of me and my vagaina romping on the beach.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
MK hate to burst your bubble, but I just heard Paul the Psychic Octupus (and former HSOD!) just passed on into Octupus heaven with all the other octopussys....sorry to break it to you so early, but every octopusses' time comes....lets all bow our heads in prayer...
Speechless. Wow. Had not seen this before. WIggly tube thing...ahhhhh. ;)
Every time this commercial airs it triggers an unexplained rage and cursing episode in me.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
i feel as though i need an adult after watching this...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10