What In The Two-Faced Hell....
Julianne Moore played a psychotic, pill-popping gold digger to completely perfection in Magnolia and she's an elite member of the ginger coven, so she can do no wrong....until now. Somebody throw a handful of Seroquels at that dress, because it's all sorts of bi-polar. The right side looks like a dress snatched from the "Inspired by Mad Men" rack at Ann Taylor Loft and the left side looks like something out of the Tootsie costume closet.
Julianne should've taken this Harvey Dent foolery all the way. I'm talking two different hairstyles (spiral curls on one side, crimped with beaded ends on the other), two different shoes (lucite heel on one side, chanklas on the other), two different kinds of make-up (the second coming of Xtina on one side and SANS FARDS on the other) and a different dude on each arm. COMMIT!
Here's more of Julianne and her two faces of fug dress at the Kids Are All Right premiere in London tonight with Mark Ruffalo.
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why?
She looks amazing in this month's Allure.
Here ... not so much.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Dear Julianne, the heavy ankle-strap shoes are not your friend.
Signed, your feets
dreadful what designers do to beautiful women.
PinkTransAm - sending a hug your way. sounds like you need one today. :)
Reminds me of Prince in the video for Batdance!
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You are so dumb, you are really dumb...for real.
the hell...
looks like a giant diaper
gonna shit on it
pooop
pooop
squirt squirt
ahhhhhh relief
all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
At least she looks as if she has eyebrows for once.
Drawn on with a burnt orange crayon.
Can't stand her, never liked her.
beautiful lady...fugly dress...
mark ruffalo looks like he needs a squirt or two of febreze...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Project Runway reject. Tim Gunn would look perplexed.
She is gorgeous. The dress is not. Like so many have already said, she's a girl crush for me as well.
Am I the only person who doesn't hate this? Is it Dries van Noten or something?
She rocks it.
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Wyle E
"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Julianne Moore is one of my girl crushes. Gorgeous USUALLY, but here she looks abit oblongish/taterheadish in the face. Did she fuck with it or something?
I also don't get the deal about MArk Ruffalo, adorable but super normal. Tons of guys like him everywhere. Also, I don't know anything about him, but he strikes me as being a major douche in real life. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
she could be wearing a burlap sack, she is still so beautiful.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Behind the barrier Lady Gaga flicks her Kermit stole, points a pork chop gloved finger and laughs so hard at the woman in the silly dress that the crustacian almost falls off her head.
That's a horrible outfit!
Shes gorg and only she could remotley rock that look
did Mark Ruffalo sleep in his suit? It looks like a wadded up mess. :(
@PinkTransAm
I sometimes feel that life is supposed to suck, but I doubt if that will make you feel better. Sorry for being useless. Still I hope that things will lighten up for you soon.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
That's what you get for listening to some hoity-toity stylist instead of to your intuitions. It's called 'a mirror' and your first thought upon looking in it is always right.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
She looks like Drew Barrymore, and that is something Drew would totally wear - but with a flower in her hair. & Why is everyone going gaga over MRuffulo? He looks like every overweight attorney down at the courthouse. An attorney who shops at the same thrift store as Julianne. FF: Fashion Failures.
My life sucks more than her dress, bad make up, and hair. She still looks pretty decent. My life...not so much.
She looks terrible (for her... ugly dress and bad hair aside, she's still a beauty, damn her). The long side of her dress looks like my old bathrobe, and her hair looks fried from the chin down.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I really think she has the talent/beauty combination but she really messed up. She normally has good fashion sense and I dont know what happened. Hopefully this wont happen again.
Thoughts upon seeing this:
-That outfit is tragic.
-Her hair looks AWFUL. Why is she doing this to us?!
-Mark Ruffalo is the hotness.
-He really needs to get that coat tailored.
The end.
I JUST WON A 1000.00 DOLLARS WAL-MART GIFT CARD
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but seriously it was her mismatch day , yeah my niece is doing that crap and she is so excite it, well she is 10 years old but Juliane please! , she is a good actor but this time she failed, i can foresee misfortunes, the kakardassian girl the ugly one was wearing a turban made of gold(assuming)and a crappy dress.
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.”Mitch Hedberg
mmmmmmm Mark Ruffalo. And Julianne Moore is one of my handful of girl crush celeb chicks; even in that dress she can do no wrong.
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
MK, you are right about the dress. I blame stylists. She looks kinda embarrassed. i still love her.
as for mark ruffafukinlo, RRRRarrrrhhhhhhh!
Was Julianne ever married to Randy Quaid?
*chanting as always*
Julianne, please.
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"... educational videos which can be found in the FRESH FUCKERY section of your local library ..."
Gorgeous ginge, unfortunate dress. I wonder if the flowy side slides off.
That dress is stupid and dumb but MK you're so brilliant, SO PENDEJO! i love you and envy your skillz.
whoever designed that dress deserves a roundhouse kick to the face.
I didn't think it was possible to make Julianne Moore look anything other than stunning...but there ya go.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
That looks like a joke.
This mess is something I'd see in a fashion show and think "Who the hell would wear that?". Sometimes fashion forward = fashion FAIL, or in shorthand, a "Rihanna".
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
"Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 8:21pm.
This is one reason why I keep the sound on my laptop turned off."
I like to listen to music while at the trabajo and it keeps screaming I've won Wal-Mart gift cards.... That place is run by the debil!
"Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 8:25pm.
I know! Mr. Hekki is really excited that I've won all this cash, though."
lmao! Is he starting to write his Christmas list?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
that dress is as horrid as that movie is.
eat me
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 8:39pm.
That is a shame. She could wear a deep emerald green and have a couple hours work on her face and hair and rival Angelina Jolie.
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This is what I'm talking about. Exactly. Julianne is gorge. Total travesty and someone needed to do a closet intervention w/ her before she came out in this mess.
edited: The hair, I didn't elaborate...some height and body in the hair and that bitch would be a goddess. That is all.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
That is a shame. She could wear a deep emerald green and have a couple hours work on her face and hair and rival Angelina Jolie.
What freaks me the fuck out is that she just turned 50!
Fuck! I'd be thrilled to look that hot at 40!!!
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Wyle E
"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
She never dresses well. Always looks like crap with odd cuts and colors with bad shoes.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Everyone has a piece of clothing in their closet that you think Why the fuck did i buy that? and you end up wearing it in the house but you never wear it outside the house...she obviously was in a hurry because i am sure she didnt mean this.
Submitted by SuperGuy on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 8:17pm.
Is it just me or does it even look like one of her legs is shaved and the other isn't!
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maybe she is wearing these on one leg only.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/39256
Her dress(es) is a mess. This has to be the work of the person who did Uma Thurman's makeup last week.
I love me some Mark Ruffalo but WTF is up with his suit? Or is it one of those "broomstick" suits?
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf: "I don't know what's worse: this dress or these gosh darn voice pop-up ads? MK, you MUST FIX THIS!"
I know! Mr. Hekki is really excited that I've won all this cash, though.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 8:09pm.
I don't know what's worse: this dress or these gosh darn voice pop-up ads? MK, you MUST FIX THIS!
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This is one reason why I keep the sound on my laptop turned off.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Is it just me or does it even look like one of her legs is shaved and the other isn't!
I'm sorry, Julianne, come again?
*turns Julianne around to head back to her closet to work this sitch out*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 8:08pm.
Maybe this is for people who really can't decide what to wear...why is she wearing the same shoes? One shoe and one boot maybe.
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Thank you Manimal. You just gave me my first really good giggle tonight.
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I'm undecided about you again
Mightn't be right that you're not here
-Fiona Apple "O'Sailor"
Someone else said it already
Fuckery
She's so big now, can't be really bothered, so she went for Halloween,. Reminds of Meryl Streep and her 'I wear what I want' attitude.
Is she going for bi-zexual symbolism from the film? FAIL
Pls do not try this at the Academy Awrds