From Hiccup Girl To Alleged Murderer Girl
Jennifer Mee became famous for a hiccup second after she went on the Today show three years ago because the trick could not stop hiccuping! When Jennifer eventually stopped hiccuping, I knew we would see her on TV again, but I thought she would trade her hiccups in for queefs and become QUEEF WOMAN. Nope, apparently Jennifer, who is now 19-years-old, traded her hiccups in for a gun! And she allegedly used that gun to a shoot a dude dead. I know hiccups have the power to drive you to the edge of the dark side, but DAMN. Who knew hiccups are a gateway to murder.
Jennifer and two dudes were arrested in St. Petersburg, FL over the weekend after they allegedly robbed a 22-year-old man before murdering him with a gun. Police say that Jennifer is the one who lured the man into a house so they could all take his stuff. The police also said in a statement, "All three suspects admitted to their involvement and were charged with 1st degree felony murder."
Here's the report from Today:
Jennifer's mother told a radio station in Tampa that she's as shocked as the rest of us about what has become of Hiccup Girl, "I don't think she knew what was going to happen because that's not Jennifer. She's not out to hurt anyone. She is a lovable, sweet little girl who wouldn't hurt a fly."
Wouldn't hurt a fly?! Is that so? Well, what does Jennifer's mother have to say about the disastrous battle zone over her eyes? Hiccup Girl might not kill a fly, and she might not have shot a man, but she most definitely caused pain to many a brow hairs. Looking at that lopsided dreadfulness is giving my eyeballs the hiccups. One brow looking all chunky and short while the other one is on the lean side. That is some "Jack Sprat & His Wife" shit!
The judge better tack on another 25 years for that offense.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 1:15pm.
muffintops, lifeislikecake: I thought she was a big fat faker, too!!!
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This video shows solid proof that she was faking.
We'll nobody called her out on it but the interview is longer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFoOZbNLNr8
Did anyone catch the part in the video where Meredith Veira tells this hiccup bitch "What are you gonna do for attention now?" Well, it took a few years, but she's definitely come up with a new way to get attention.
OMG, M.E. murdered someone!? Oh, wait wrong person!
Phew!
Does everyone who ends up with incurable hiccups and ends up becoming a kind of media star/twat become a murderer or the more plausible solution that it really doesn’t take a bad case of hiccups or media fame/twat-dom to commit murder just the base inclination to get what you want at any price- even that of another person’s life.
Hell is just around the corner for ex hiccup girl...
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/10/jennifer-mee-%E2%80%9Chiccup-gir...
Wow, the news crew really fucked that up. They kept playing the nat sound underneath the live hit of that NBC guy.
Sorry guys, I work in news, I notice this stuff.
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thanks for this heads-up
traveling to Tampa
consider myself warned
hiccups fake ones get you on tveeeeeeeeeeee!
Eyebrow abuse is often a precursor to violent crime, specifically murder...I am not making this up!!!! Educate yourself people...It could save a life....
Ok, ok, I made that shit up, but I'll bet it's prolly kinda true...kinda....prolly...
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Oh for fuck's sake, this chick again?
After the hiccup thing she ran away for attention. It pisses me off that the MJ Morning Radio Show here entertained this fuckery.
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Submitted by elmo533: ""She's not out to hurt anyone. She is a lovable, sweet little girl who wouldn't hurt a fly."
Bullshit. Everyone wants to hurt a fly cause they are disgusting and carry germs. "
Exactly. Also, I cringe when people say "Oh, he isn't capable of doing something like that!" We ALL are capable of extreme violence. If someone were harming my child and the only way to stop them were to bash them over the head with a bottle, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I know very well that I am capable of killing someone. Under extenuating circumstances, of course, but it's there inside me. Everyone has that inside them. To think otherwise is naive.
This is a jacked up situation.
"This year Halloween fell on a weekend..." Mind Playing Tricks On Me!
Looks like a young Ricki Lake....
I freakin knew it that MK would have a comment on those eyebrows and, sure enough, he did! Thanks for not dissapointing, MK, as I dust myself off of the floor from laughing so hard.
"She's not out to hurt anyone. She is a lovable, sweet little girl who wouldn't hurt a fly."
Bullshit. Everyone wants to hurt a fly cause they are disgusting and carry germs.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Did she hiccup her eyebrows off?
Love the old school Jack Sprat reference MK!
It's nice to see her with her mouth closed for once.
Dumb as a rock, that one. I seriously think she has a low IQ. Like really low.
Florida is full of odd people, and ton's of meth heads, and homeless. I guess because it's easy to live here, and they don't have to worry about freezing cold winters or owning anything more than a pair of flip flops and jean cut off shorts.
It almost like every time I turn around some toothless wonder is trying to lure me into a conversation he/she started with his/her self days ago.
Those are meth brows. And LMFAO @ this whole post. I read this in a bathroom stall (don't judge me) and was trying not to Lol.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Meth is a helluva drug.
You just KNOW her public defender is gonna use the "hiccup" defense - that something "happened" to her brain.
I hope they have the death penalty in Florida.
muffintops, lifeislikecake: I thought she was a big fat faker, too!!! When normal people have the hiccups it interrupts their speech. This dumpy idiot could miraculously talk through hers and then hiccuped when everyone else was talking. FAKE!!
And I am not one bit surprised that she was involved in some kind of fuckery because she had a very flat affect and something about her was seriously "off". I was shocked that not everyone could see how psycho she was.
That's some crazy mixed up Zen right there !!
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You know, being the evil cupcake that I am, I told a friend when she was Hiccup girl, that she was weird and that I didn't like her. Something just was off about her. My friend told me I was mean and judgemental! HA!
Awful. What a waste of a life.
"I don't think she knew what was going to happen because that's not Jennifer. She's not out to hurt anyone. She is a lovable, sweet little girl who wouldn't hurt a fly."
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BLAH! I loathe stupid ass parents.
My momma loves me. SHE LOVES ME, but I know if I went off, she would be the first to say "bitch did it. I always knew she was capable!" lmao. seriously.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
wow, she really went around the bend. wonder if there was crack involved.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 11:20am.
ahahahahha, MK! Why does nobody have respect for life anymore? Riddle me that, people? Couldn't they just have robbed the poor kid and left him alive?
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I know, right?? The rent is too damn high, but life is still cheap. SMDH
You can find it in yourself to kill, but not to properly pluck your eyebrows.
((sigh))
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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keep fucking that chicken KD!
*chanting as always*
The hiccups must have deprived some oxygen to her brain.
Off topic: If you don't hear from me for a long time, it's probably because I've died from choking on this dry chicken. Ugh.
HICCUPS RUIN LIVES!
I always wonder how people "accidentally" get mixed up in shit that ends in murder. How? The? Hell? It's relatively easy to avoid robbing and shooting a person.
Bet she wishes hiccups were her biggest problem now!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I live in Florida now and I am thankful I didn't have to endure the school system. So thankful.
But it's true -- some bizarre shit is always going down in this state. I'd also blame the sunshine and saltwater drifting into peoples' brains causing hallucinations.
But say what you want about Floridians -- our asses know how to party ;)
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"It really is the simple things in life that give you a reason to take your pants off during a work day." -- MK
Is her mom's name: Okrah?
*chanting as always*
She still had the hiccups when she plucked that shit.
*chanting as always*
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 11:53am.
Ahhhhhh Snapped!! I see a new episode brewing here of my favorite guilty pleasure on Oxygen!!!!
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I love watching that and starting a "casual" conversation with my husband about whether or not he has adequate life insurance.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Nothing says class like a trailer park face and brows so fucked it almost appears that she has a wonk eye.
"You run Barter Town, you fix it...."
Was the victim blind? Who would be "lured" by this beast?
Ahhhhhh Snapped!! I see a new episode brewing here of my favorite guilty pleasure on Oxygen!!!!
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agree with the Florida comments! I lived in St. Petersburg for 8 years as a young adult..the people there are predominately weird! I know there are weird people everywhere....but there are MORE of them in Florida!
Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 11:36am
I mean, I live here in Florida and yes, there are some mutants walking around. Like i said, I dont know if its the forever summer sun, incest or what; but gene pool aint clean.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 11:26am.
pretty sure she was faking those hiccups
Was just thinking that...I thought there was some speculation she was a faker. In which case her crazy brains are nothing new. Co-sign the "This is our Future" tag. What 19 year old has nothing better to do than plot ways to rob and murder? If you're that desperate not to work a 9-5 you could still be a pussy peddler and not hurt anyone.
"Wrapped in neon pink Lycra and tied with a ribbon made of the moist gusset from a glittery thong."-MK
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 11:33am.
Why is it always Florida?
Must be the never changing seasons and the perpetual sun.
Lol I was wondering the same thing. Florida has the worst public schools-that maybe why
this is Susan Boyle's daughter?
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 11:22am.
She must have a KILLER bod, because there's no "luring" with that face.
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Meredith Fiera would lead anyone to murder!
Why is it always Florida?
Must be the never changing seasons and the perpetual sun.
Ahahaha! MK I knew when I saw this mug shot this morning that those eyebrows would wreck you!!
And uh ma...hate to break it to ya but luring someone into an ambush, stealing their stuff and murdering them isn't "loveable" or "sweet".
Wow.
I just don't understand how someone can harm someone else.
I always thought she was faking the hiccups. My father had hiccups for 3 days and was going insane from the lack of sleep / rest.
note to hiccup girl's mother: hiccup girl didn't hurt a fly...she killed a man...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10