Billy Mays' Successor Has Been Found!
Antoine Dodson's strut down the fame ho stroll just got a lot longer thanks to this infomercial for the bed intruder iPhone app (official name: sex offender tracker app)! Basic-leeeeee, it's a technolo-geeeeee and it's Toine in an app. Run and download that!
You know, I was sitting snuggly on the picket fence (It doesn't hurt, I've had pointier.) about Antoine's rise from the internet's sweetheart to America's sweetheart, but I'm going to swan dive onto Toine's side of the yard and join the fresh foolery. I cannot cross my arms and shake my head at Toine's game anymore. Here's hoping his milking of the diarrhea-ey cow called fame leads him all the way to being the new host of America's Most Wanted and/or To Catch A Predator! "You are so dumb! You are really dumb!" will be the new "Have a seat...".
And how can I not have love for Toine when he has inspired fucked up ridiculousness like this:
Hide yo puppies! Hide yo chew toys!
via TDW, Antoine Dogson via From New York With Love
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He really should have a show, one based on style or pop culture or something (duh). Shit, VH1 has probably already signed him, and that's something I would actually watch.
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"...tits sag, IQ doesn't."
-Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:19am.
Go 'head, girl!! You make that money!!
That ad is freaking hilarious!
you go antoine!
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That made my day! Toine needs to play it out to the bitter end...something tells me he's gonna knock us all dead in the "where are they now' episode of whatever!
I got to defend my Toine, he's just grabbing all the cash while he can not only to get his family out of the projects but to keep them out. Got to love a man who loves his mama and family enough to do that.
damn that puppy has his face or he has the puppys face...he was wearing on my nerves juts a bit, and then I saw the puppy and fell in wuv....why do critters make everything bearable....that dog rocks!!
Brilliant dog costume. Boxers have the most expressive faces.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Love 'toine!
He's beautiful, and funny as. Love him, and I would happily give all Madonna's money to him.
Dude, the dog photo is amazing!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Not sick of him, still love him, and still love all of his amazing quotes. "Snatching our people up" "hide yo kids" "you are so dumb" - comedy gold.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
I need to get some hair tips for 'toine! Gotta run and tell that!
Toine for prime time everything. No seriously.
I am so glad more good things are happening for Antoine! And that dog is too cute :)
I hate long-ass signatures.
I just can't hate on 'Toine, despite all the fuckery. I think if we were in the same position, we'd be smart enough to cash in while we could too!
i don't know how this app could possibly work, but i'd exchange my brother for antoine in a hot minute.
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go bear.
ahahahah wanted to save that dog's picture, it's name is antoinedogson.jpg lol
I can't help it, I love this guy! He is a natural in front of the camera. I would totally watch a reality show with him. Maybe he could go and talk at schools? He has said he was a victim of rape as well.
I agree, whoever is advising him is smart, or if he is navigating the situation himself then he is a lot smarter than people are giving him credit for, fo' real.
Also, I really, really wish they would catch the bed intruder! I'm guessing it wasn't the first time the guy did that and I hope he is not out climbin' into our windows and snatchin' our people up!
Strike while the iron's hot Antoine, make every dime you can and get your family the hell out of the projects while you still have your 15 minutes.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
OMG! Can't believe this thing is for real! HAHA.
I love me some Antoine! But they could have at least dressed him up for this..lol The dog is awesome :)
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 11:19am.
Exactly.He was mocked after doing what any decent human being would. Antoine seems a little eccentric,loyal to people he loves,funny and warm.I doubt he'll become an ass no matter how much money he makes-and I hope he makes plenty.
Antoine, who knew you were such the salesman. Buying the app right now, and I don't even have an iphone.
KD / DWM: I was reading online somewhere that Gary kicked Amber out of the house and left her outside in her underwear, LOL.
OMG, that dog is spot on and this is so RAWNG!
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Still love him.
And that dog is such a good sport! Hide yo puppehs!
"Wrapped in neon pink Lycra and tied with a ribbon made of the moist gusset from a glittery thong."-MK
He's better than a lot of other non-acting celebs who fall into making commercials.
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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Oh, that dude! I saw that he flipped out and didn't know what the big deal was. But when she was on her first date with him and he said he just got out of jail I was thinking, uh-duh, there's your red flag right there, little miss desperate! I can't stand that girl.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 9:55am.
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Nope. The Situation is a greasy, useless douche. Antoine protected his sister from an attacker and the tables got turned when the news tried to ridicule him. And he didn't use the money for just himself, he moved his family out of a terrible unsafe neighborhood. I say milk America dry.
No KD not that hunk Gary.. the retard she picked up in a wal mart parking lot or some shit. She let him live with her and Gary flipped not wanting him to change the baby's diaper.. now we know why. HE touches the kiddies.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 10:20am.
I'm gonna have to get that... so I dont' date one like Amber from teen mom.. although if she can have a boyfriednd so can i.
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What, what? That Gary dude is a sex offender? He probably just became one because of her. He was like 21 when she got pregnant, wasn't he?
Snowy -- absolutely not! I have more teeth.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
just wanted to comment on the dog picture LMAO! that made my day
I love this guy, he always makes me laugh...fo' real.
i think it's good!
also, his hand turned white when he was in the mountains. WTF?
i think it's good!
also, his hand turned white when he was in the mountains. WTF?
Poor puppeh does not look amused . . . . he makes for a kick-@$$ avi though!!
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
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I love Antoine D. Glad he's getting his shine outside of being "ghetto famous." He's smart and charismatic. If anyone deserves to parlay their 15 minutes into a lasting career, he does.
DWM did you say you look just like Amber?
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THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/25/2010 - 9:55am.
when he's making $5 million a year, y'all are gonna be mad, like about The Situation, right?
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No way-he's cute, funny, endearing, genuine...all the things The SHITuation AIN'T!
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Am so broke this yr, I cant afford to get a costume but since I have very curly hair, all I need to do is get a red bandana and a sign around my neck.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
he's cute!
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I'm gonna have to get that... so I dont' date one like Amber from teen mom.. although if she can have a boyfriednd so can i.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
i love "toine" and i love that dog!
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The McCanns Did It
needed a good laugh. he is a ray of sunshine on an otherwise dreary monday.
LMFAO at this dawwwwwg! :D :D
Gotta say, he's a natural in front of the camera.
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when he's making $5 million a year, y'all are gonna be mad, like about The Situation, right?
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THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH
'Toine's fame-whore-milking-every-penny game is extra tight. Who's advising him? Whoever it is deserves a commission. Unless it's Paris Hilton. Fuck that bitch under any and all circumstances.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
that dog and toine are TWINS!!!!!!!
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10