Billy Mays' Successor Has Been Found!
Antoine Dodson's strut down the fame ho stroll just got a lot longer thanks to this infomercial for the bed intruder iPhone app (official name: sex offender tracker app)! Basic-leeeeee, it's a technolo-geeeeee and it's Toine in an app. Run and download that!
You know, I was sitting snuggly on the picket fence (It doesn't hurt, I've had pointier.) about Antoine's rise from the internet's sweetheart to America's sweetheart, but I'm going to swan dive onto Toine's side of the yard and join the fresh foolery. I cannot cross my arms and shake my head at Toine's game anymore. Here's hoping his milking of the diarrhea-ey cow called fame leads him all the way to being the new host of America's Most Wanted and/or To Catch A Predator! "You are so dumb! You are really dumb!" will be the new "Have a seat...".
And how can I not have love for Toine when he has inspired fucked up ridiculousness like this:
Hide yo puppies! Hide yo chew toys!