Tuesday, October 26th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Jaclyn Smith (63)
Cary Elwes (48)
Sasha Cohen (26)
Jon Heder (33)
Rosemarie DeWitt (36)
Seth MacFarlane (37)
Anthony Rapp (38)
Keith Urban (43)
Tom Cavanagh (47)
Natalie Merchant (47)
Dylan McDermott (49)
Rita Wilson (54)
Julian Schnabel (59)
Bootsy Collins (59)
Hillary Rodham Clinton (63)
Pat Sajak (64)
Bob Hoskins (68)
Shelley Morrison (74)

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Submitted by A.cotw on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 5:03am.

ubmitted by medusa211 on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 6:25am.
The Sasha on this list is the American figure skater,Alexandra Pauline Cohen.
Honest mistake on your part-'Sasha' is the Russian diminutive for Alexander; the feminine is 'Shura'.

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Submitted by medusa211 on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 4:55am.

Sasha Cohen is 26?as in Borat/Ali G Sasha Cohen?no way!!

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Submitted by nclgemini on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 10:26am.

oh shit happy birthday bootsy collins! I'll be wearing my giant white shades in honour today...and my moms jacqlyn smith velour cardigan!!

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Submitted by nclgemini on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 10:25am.

anyone who has their own line of clothing via Kmart is glamour in my book! ha i remember being little and going there and admiring all of her clothes (ha!)or wait was that kathy ireland?? they seemed so much more put together (double ha!) than those lame route 66 clothes i had to get! *sighs*

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 9:59am.

Everyone knows Jaclyn was the hottest Angel. Farrah just had that 'fuck-me' aura about her.

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Submitted by Vern on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 9:58am.

Merry Happy Birfday KOKO!!!!!

*chanting as always*

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Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 9:26am.

HBD Secretary Clinton!

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Submitted by OXA on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 9:20am.

Oh noooooooooo, what did Jaclyn Smith do to her face?
I used to see her with her kids years ago and she was absolutely stunning in person, now she looks like Joan Collins. I am going to be growing old gracefully even if i win the lottery, cuz I dont want to see a stranger in the mirror.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 9:09am.

Hillary Rodhard CLinton will treat himself to a nice dish of hair-pie tonight!

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 9:08am.

Jacklyn Smyth was awarded the "Miss Egghead" for having the most obvious forehead lift of the year!

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:43am.

Jaclyn was Charlie's most beautiful and longest-running angel. And she was smart in the show and real life too...And now she is laughing all the way to bank. Probably one of the first celebs with great business sense...she endorsed her name to fragrances, and clothing lines before it was fashionable to do so.

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Submitted by joanne on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:19am.

HB Bob Hoskins.

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Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:04am.

Oh my, I just mixed up Sasha Cohen with Sascha Baron Cohen and was like, "That dude is 26 my ASS." Happy birthday, skater girl.

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Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 7:57am.

Happy Birthday Bootsy and Kokoskitten! Also, Doonesbury is 40-years-old today.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 7:53am.

Happy Birthday everyone (and me!!) !!

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 7:34am.

Happy Birthday, Farmboy & all the rest.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 7:04am.

Never got how the blondes were the "hot" ones on Chuck's Angels (although I always thought Cheryl Ladd was gorg) but JS was def. the most beautiful and came off as intelligent. Kate Jackson was always a weird choice to me. Starting with that voice!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:58am.

Happy Birthday Hillary!!!!!
Wish you were our prez right now!

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Submitted by MJF on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:47am.

...and I totally want that little lintball of adorableness she's holding.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

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Submitted by MJF on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:46am.

Wow, if you put Hillary and Jaclyn next to each other, you'd have a hard time convincing me they were the same age.

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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:36am.

bootsy
oh yeaaaa

gonna play ya on my next set

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Submitted by Night Owl on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:34am.

Jaclyn is starting to get Nancy Reagan face

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Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:20am.

Jaclyn Smith's beautiful, she was the prettier one on Charlie's angels
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Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:13am.

please forward her plastic surgeon's name, as well as a list of virgins that she has taken. damn girl, work that old shit out! and have yourself a sajak threesome or moresome!

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:55am.

Happy Birfday, Jacqlyn, Dylan and Natalie!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:39am.

Odd, so many weird/nerdy/off-beat dudes were born today! Embrace your inner nerd! Happy Buffdays to all!

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:31am.

happy birthday bootsy...i am a fan of the funk...

happy birthday to all the birthday sluts...
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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:04am.

That doggie is adorable...