Oh, That Taylor's Just Flashing The Crowd
Don't you remember when you were 17 and you were on stage at Don Hill's in NYC flashing your censor bars at the crowd? Those were the days, right? Only it wasn't NYC, it was California. And it wasn't Don Hill's, it was in the cheap ass bedroom my mom built in the garage while Gina G blasted on a boombox. And it wasn't on stage, it was on top of a twin Ikea bed that was all sorts of wonky due to the half-broken wooden slats (I hate those slats). And it wasn't for a crowd, it was for NOBODY!
What I'm getting at here is that I know that 17-year-old Taylor Momsen is the hardest and edgiest bitch in every game (seriously, she probably even curses during Monopoly), but can't she wait a year to flash her duct-taped nipples. I mean, Chris Hansen is going to ask everyone to have a collective seat. Save that mess for the privacy of your own garage bedroom...while Gina G blasts from a boombox (the Gina G part is really important).
Here's a few pictures of Taylor with the blood of a chicken she sacrificed (aka Wet 'N Wild lipstick) smeared all over her eyes at a Paper Magazine party at Don Hill's last night. FYI: Hollywood Life threw a censor bar over her chest, but apparently she was wearing pasties.
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Who can listen to that shit?
Momsen, if true to historical statitistics, is well on her way to a heroin death.
Her mother should be shot.
hey i'd rather listen to her then courtney love ANY day
Submitted by beb on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 4:54pm.
I read somewhere that Michael is 31, so you're guessing corectly.
And to all who voiced their concern about today's Centy being maybe being an imposter: something does seem rotten in the state of Denmark. Centy always makes well-grounded statements, but lately it seems as though she is on the warpath for no reason at all. If a recall correctly, it would not be the first time that this happens. A while ago we had this feud between someone calling him- or herself "..." opposite "the real ...". It was a drag.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by vidz on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 5:38am.
That's a good point. Centy used to be super nice, and now...she's stirring shit in almost every thread. This isn't the Centaurious I used to know. In a way, I kind of hope so, because I really got on well with Centaurious in the past.
Submitted by Goldigga on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 6:55am.
Haha, not KITTIE. When I was in middle school, I thought I was such a fucking badass because I liked that band and OTEP. Until I discovered bands like Arch Enemy that got me into the kind of bands I listen to now.
Femme vocalists that'd sweep the floor with Momsen, KITTIE, Otep, and Haelstorm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8em9NESSEDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJazBQI7_8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0v_fsx-pmQ
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I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
the only thing that shocks me about her is she can perform & walk around in those shoes. I would have bust my ass
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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 6:48pm.
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I'm guessing MK has to be in his late 20s/early 30s (born sometime between 1978 and 1982), judging from his knowledge of music and pop culture from the 80s and 90s.
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With references to/featured sluts Gina G, Tara Kemp, Color Me Badd, Keedy and (of course) Martika, I would tend to agree, Sal.
PAWLOW's bells - WTF!?
Is someone gonna tell me when this taped nipple thing happens or do I have to really sit through this whole crap song?
Wasn't that illegal, even with pasties?? The song is REALLY good no matter what.
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I want to kick her until she bleeds from her rectum.
LOL! I really need to search for my old pictures, cause I swear I rocked this look 20 yrs ago. Guess now I know why I kinda used to scare the preppies. ;)
Bitch please! She is as edgy as much as the wiggers from the gated communities are down with the hood.
She still wants to be a pretty girl. Attention, attention. J/O material. If she really wanted to be edgy she should cut her hair and get a radical dye job.
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As useful as a saggy pair of tits
Is Grampy in the band? It looks like he just busted a nut.
*chanting as always*
She's about as bad ass as a bowl of Rice Krispies.
Showing her breast implants off to the crowd is a good way to get their minds off how lame the song is.
Cliché darling, cliché...
OK, well that video is useless.
And, what the fuck ever happened to photo captions?
The internet sucks because people just post shit and leave any kind of identifying info completely absent.
Here's Momsen standing next to some ancient looking guy... ok...
I'm sure someone's said it before, but when you've gotta dress your band frontgirl in supertrashy hooker garb and 6,345,452 pounds of black eyeliner to get attention, it's probably a sign that your band isn't very good. just sayin.
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Were it not for Dlisted, I would have no clue who Taylor Momsen is. Still, I think she would make a great girlfriend for the Bieb.
I wonder if she'll wear that same outfit while she shambles her way through a bad remake of Livin' La Vida Loca on Dancing With the Stars. You know that's where she'll be in five years. Either that or she'll be shilling her perfume line ("Rocker Gurl" by Taylor Momsen, exclusively at Claire's!).
I don't get the big deal with this girl. And by that - why everyone goes on about she's an imposter and it's fake. Like that is new. If this is what she wants to do, so be it. Who the fuck cares as long as some people like the music - which some obviously do. It's like going on that Alice Cooper doesn't really like Satan or something. Get over it.
I'ver got to give her that: girl knows how to ring Pawlows bells. All dogs are foaming and barking.
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Dumb little talentless poseur twat. Trashiest 17-year-old in America and she has lots of competition.
Stage presence, party of NONE.
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Submitted by vidz on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 5:38am.
That's possible. It's also extremely unnerving- if a stalker is impersonating her online,we cannot do anything about it.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 12:31am.
Every time I look at her, she reminds me of this poser ass band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l14naR3dJQ
Wow, I haven't seen such posing and fake edginess since Kittie! What a bunch of turds. For a second I got excited thinking you'd posted a clip of the pirate metal band Alestorm lol :)
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
Can anyone explain "Gossip Girl" to me? It looks boring. What is the purpose of the Kristen Bell character and why is Ed Westwick so greasy and pretentious? Thanks.
I suspect the record company have encouraged her to develop this image. In a couple of years she might realise she's not as edgy or original as they have been telling her. Some kind of angst ridden identity crisis will then ensue.
@Khensu and all other dlisted hos
Does anybody else get the feeling that this CEnty is an imposter? For the last few posts, days even, it just doesn't sound like her. she was mentioning she had some stalker trouble, I don't know if this is related.
Will the real Centy please stand up?
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
sonah22, that sounds reasonable, I mean, giving someone the benefit of the doubt.
I only asked because I really wasn't sure if it was sarcasm for the sake of it, or for making a point, seeing how this is the internet and all, the ph4t jellis h8er talk wasn't too clear, but now I see you have a good point.
On the other hand, I need to disagree that there's potential, only because it seems like she never really fought for this opportunity and it was just given to her. Never looks like she really had to work hard at being in a band, going through whatever real hardships that go with, blahblahblah and so on.
That might explain why she sounds hollow to some.
i see future suicide attempt here,poser or not she will be one fucked up adult
Why try do something that was already around 35+ years ago ?
Does she think she invented rock ? lol
LMFAO! We blasted Gina G on the way home last night! MK we have the same life.
Oh, here we go again...
Because her family is/was fucked up, that entitles her to act like an ass until she queefs out a litter of her own and raises them the exact way her folks did. Only then will she be held accountable for being an idiot. Like Lindsay Lohan.
Woohoo. No, wait, even Lindsay Lohan was less of a fucking mess at this age than this toenail is NOW. The next few years should be interesting, to say the least.
'Kay, whatever.
Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
I don't see alot to like in young Hollywood but I think this girl is the real deal. As I understand it she's had a very rough start to life but instead of crying about it she has worked hard and risen to a level few actors ever acheive. Throw in the fact that she's in a band, a good band, and that she writes, sings and plays her own songs and they're GOOD songs and I don't understand why people are down on her. She's working hard and doing very well for herself so whats the problem? Rock on Taylor !!
She reminds me of the old SNL skit, Goth Talk - you know this mini-slut went to Olive Garden with her grandma after she flashed her still pubescent boobs. Loser.
Enabled, underage freak.
Oh, she's 17.
This is like a garage band for losers for her.
Can she actually sing.
I'd be surprised. but maybe not.
So what, at least she's exploring other venues other than Gossip Girl, which cannot be said for most of her fellow colleauges there.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 10:35pm.
That incongruity between the "edgy" and "avant garde" persona and the lame music seems to be a theme among most entertainers these days.
Every time I look at her, she reminds me of this poser ass band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l14naR3dJQ
And in ten years from now, one of her songs are going to be featured in Tampax advertisements on Lifetime.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
but i cannot stand those drag queen shoes that's a deal breaker, no no y no, she is way too young to wear those fuck me now heels.
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This girl seriously looks like warmed over vomit.
Her entire face is sunken in and she has a hooked nose. This one's not pretty.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Wow, I must be even more of a shut in than I thought, because I never acted like this as a teenager.
People thought I was creepy. They still do. That's the only remotely "rebellious" thing about me, but I do enjoy that people think I'm eerie and I embrace that anyone who speaks to me for more than a few seconds likes me a lot.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Submitted by Pilot on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 10:25pm.
I'll take her over Miley Bloody Cyrus anyday.
True tha!
she is kind of not a bother, but girlfriend needs more clothes or at least she can go to La perla to find some undies with good taste, oh but that's like older girls , fuck she can go to Eres then
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I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
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Come on you lot, the youngs are allowed to make the same mistakes we did. Only, ... I didn't make any. I was boring then, I sure as hell am boring now and I don't see much happening in the future. So maybe she's just braver than me? Uhm, ...bad music, horrendous make-up and teen titties for thought.
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Submitted by Neurotic on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 10:14pm.
I know, I know...y'all wanna hate, but if she keeps practicing, she could do something good eventually. It just happens that way. But this is if she stops being a poseur or whatever. When I first started writing, I sucked also, but just got better with time. Just giving her the benefit of the doubt for at least trying to do the band thing.
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Like many of these young sex-workers, just because she wants to show it, doesn't mean I want to see it.
I just want to see taylor swift. Guess its the unattainable that drives my lust.
Please arrest her for public indecency. And public fuckery with that crap all over her eyes.
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"The show will be a mix of serious news stories and pop culture shit. It will also feature a daily cameo by a crazed and foaming at the mouth gay who will storm the set in a bridal tuxedo" MK
Wow - that was the first time I have heard this crap. WTF? I thought it was going to be all edgy and hard (I know, right? How could I be so dumb). That was so blaaaaaaaand. My brain is still crunching on the incongruity between how she looks and how her boring band sounds.
ETA: omigosh, the guy's face in thumbnail #4!! HAHA - he's all "I am ROCKIN' it so hard!" Tee hee, no you ain't! HAR
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