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Ok I posted this in another thread but it is too cute. Dogs and Halloween costumes...#2 'Antoine Dogson' is my favorite.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-top-25-costumes-at-the-tompkins-squar...

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Love that siggie, CSG, lmaoooololol!!! *limbos off a btl of p.noir*

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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 8:47pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 7:46pm.
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Hi Cappy! Missed you last night. We were hanging out and hitting on Sal. The meat raisins referred to a brief appearance by Bambam. Hope you and bboy had a great weekend (keep the purple drank and the studying going)!
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CSSSGGGGGG!!!! *waves wildly* Srssly, did fking 10 hours of reading today. Ridic *cries*. Bboy is good, stressed over his work but good, thx! I downed a btl of p.noir almost ugh. Midterms now ALFKINGREADY!!! *bawls in corner*.

How are you??

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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 8:00pm.
I have no shame. I'm watching some Lifetime movie with my favourite Borg, Jerry Ryan. She's a divorcee with two kids who moves into a haunted house. I love how these folks are supposed to be all middle class/regular but have the dough to move into homes that are valued at $1.5 million.
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Bjork, I love catching inaccuracies like that. Monica and Rachel living in the "Friends" apartment, and Carrie Bradshaw's ability to live in Manhattan and afford Manolos on a newspaper columnist's salary were two of my favorites of all time.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 7:46pm.
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Hi Cappy! Missed you last night. We were hanging out and hitting on Sal. The meat raisins referred to a brief appearance by Bambam. Hope you and bboy had a great weekend (keep the purple drank and the studying going)!
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

I have no shame. I'm watching some Lifetime movie with my favourite Borg, Jerry Ryan. She's a divorcee with two kids who moves into a haunted house. I love how these folks are supposed to be all middle class/regular but have the dough to move into homes that are valued at $1.5 million.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 8:22am.

As I didn't have a chance to wish everyone "Sweet Dreams" last night (my liquid lunch and dinner ko'd that), I'll just wish everyone "Happy Sunday" (or Monday, depending on what part of the world you're in).
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@CSGGGG {{huggggsssss}} I am afraid to ask about the meat raisins.

*listening to Deee-lite's 'what is love' from 1990 in honor of walkman days. RIP walkman*

ESE n all, enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81fhtebkw-k

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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan

As I didn't have a chance to wish everyone "Sweet Dreams" last night (my liquid lunch and dinner ko'd that), I'll just wish everyone "Happy Sunday" (or Monday, depending on what part of the world you're in).

PS Sal - re Bam's meat raisins - they're real and THEY'RE SPECTACULAR!!
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 4:37am.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 3:36am.
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I know exactly what you're talking about. The good thing is that eventually karma catches up to them, the bad part is that it never seems to come soon enough, so you have to tough it out and be patient, which is very hard to do
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Congrats Khensu, I hope this makes things at work better! Sal is right, Karma is a bitch but it seems like the longer it takes to kick in, the harder the kick when it does.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 4:51am.

Thanks!

Yeah...I mean, it's McDonald's, so of course it's going to suck at least even a little but it'll suck much less knowing that I won't have to deal with him anymore. He was thisclose to getting fired anyway, quite frankly. Ha! Karma's a bitch.

And to Sal: It's funny because I've been thinking to myself for a while: "He won't ever leave. He's like a cockroach". The fact that he's finally gone (hopefully for good) is just too damned good to be true. On the other hand, the downside to him being so immature and lazy is that I don't know if he can even find another job. Like I said, I just hope he doesn't go back on moving in with his mom and end up back here.

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.

I'm genuinely happy for the evil bloody eye... work is probably still going to suck a little, but I hope it's a little better for you.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 3:36am.
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I know exactly what you're talking about. The good thing is that eventually karma catches up to them, the bad part is that it never seems to come soon enough, so you have to tough it out and be patient, which is very hard to do.

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 3:31am.

Thanks!

Work place troublemakers are just unnecessary. It's enough working with the public, and having to work with the same asshole everyday just really begins to wear on your nerves.

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 3:11am.

Goodnewsgoodnews!

So, as like, three of you may know...

For almost nine months, I've been harassed and picked on at work by some thirty-five year old dickhead.

Well, since about July, he's been dealing with marital problems and his wife finally kicked him out on his ass last night. He moved in with his mother and quit his job today. I hope he *doesn't* come back. He treated me like complete trash.
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Khensu, congrats. I can really relate to that. I had a couple of assholes who made my life at work miserable. One of them drowned and the other one quit his job. They weren't missed.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Goodnewsgoodnews!

So, as like, three of you may know...

For almost nine months, I've been harassed and picked on at work by some thirty-five year old dickhead.

Well, since about July, he's been dealing with marital problems and his wife finally kicked him out on his ass last night. He moved in with his mother and quit his job today. I hope he *doesn't* come back. He treated me like complete trash.

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.

Submitted by LawDog on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 1:06am.

Leenie is my co counsel because it is a little known fact that you can become a lawyer in some states by watching every episode of Law & Order ever made. Leenie has done that and was sworn in recently.
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LOL! I thought that she became one from watching Nancy Grace instead.

I'm jealous, you went to Vegas to work the ho stroll there with Leenie and Beaky. I can't imagine how much you had.

I love Queen too, a friend of mine is a superfan and collects everything that comes out.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 1:01am.

Sal, LD is insane. She resides on Shutter Island. Ahem
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HAHAHA. I know that she talks to herself.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Leenie and I were just in Las Vegas together with Beaker's Bitch. It was really fun. We went and saw the Elvis Cirque De Soleil.

I have to tell you I am enjoying watching the Queen videos tonight.

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

@ Law Dog & Leenie:
Now, now. Play nice.

LD, glad your practice is doing well.

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 12:46am.
Their story is disturbing, but not horrifying. After my first semester of foreign service school,my youngest aunt became "the Bolshevik". The name stuck.

P.S. I stole that Law and Order thing from Leenie

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf4Au-5hoYk

Here is the link for that. There is an empty chair too. :(

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

My faux husband and I went to a Queen with Paul Rodgers concert. It was good. Brian May came out and sang Love of my Life with a video montage of Freddie Mercury playing behind him. It was perfect.

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

Good one, twat

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Leenie is my co counsel because it is a little known fact that you can become a lawyer in some states by watching every episode of Law & Order ever made. Leenie has done that and was sworn in recently.

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

LD, please put your law degree away. It's blinding me, pussycat

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxbFLYa0_bw&feature=related

This one is my favorite. Where the fuck is ESE? He would appreciate my musical selections!

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hMrY8jysdg

I love Queen.

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

Strangely, I couldn't find "LawDog" in the Martin Hubbledale? Hmmmmmm.....

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Sal, LD is insane. She resides on Shutter Island. Ahem

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Well, Sal, you can be caring, when you are a faux lawyer with a fake practice...pussycat

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

Submitted by LawDog on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 12:44am.
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That's pretty cool LD, I really like what you said. You really care about people.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hMrY8jysdg

For speakit

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

*throws self on D listed altar and bleeds* or something like that

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

I been reading back and MK has been on a roll, that guy is so funny.

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 12:35am.

@Sal:
I do hope your friend didn't mean behind the altar with a demonic child-molesting Druid.
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Sorry for getting your story mixed up. And -LOL- my friend hooked up with the girl in charge of cleaning, they were both 17.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

No one is ever happy in a divorce case. Who would be? You end up with only 1/2 the shit you had before. The person who pays support thinks they pay to much, the person receiving support thinks they don't get enough and you have to divide up your time with your kids. It is a no win situation.

To me a win is getting my clients through this terrible time with as little damage done to them and their kids as possible. Ii try to get them to see the big picture and not get anchored down in all the bullshit that will keep them in court for years and years.

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

Submitted by LawDog on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 12:25am.

Plus I am told that the usual bi polar bear speakit was back with her Jizz show. No thanks, I'll pass on that too.
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You just missed her! I think her Courtney Love-inspired gibberish is still on this page. Check out the user "antibitch".

So you've been busy? How's the fictitious job going then? ;)

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

The trial on Monday, I won. The trial on Tuesday and Wed settled with a great result for my client so I consider it a win. The case on Thurs was not a trial but it took all fucking day anyway. It was a family law case so in my opinion there a never any winners but a good resolution was reached.

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

@LawDog:
You were missed. Did you win the case?

@Sal:
I do hope your friend didn't mean behind the altar with a demonic child-molesting Druid.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 11:56pm.
The disgraced one was my youngest aunt;the eldest sister I mentioned was one of the teachers, Sister Bernadette. I am an only child.

All apologies if any of my comments-especially the louche ones- offended you. Blame the brain damage for a warped sense of humor :-P

Plus I am told that the usual bi polar bear speakit was back with her Jizz show. No thanks, I'll pass on that too.

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

Being the pretentious fake lawyer that I am, I have been in trial which is a major time suck! So I haven't been able to get on here much

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

Submitted by LawDog on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 12:12am.

HERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO ASSHATS! What is cracka lacking?
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Hey LD!!! I was thinking of you today, where the hell have you been? It's been a while.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

It seems I have the place to myself...*farts*

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

It seems I have the place to myself...*farts*

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 11:36pm.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 11:33pm.
LMAO!!! Badass!
OMG, one of the hottest lovers EVER tried to talk me into that, and failed. Must draw the line somewhere.
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A friend of mine asked me to think of the most disturbing place to do it with his girlfriend and I suggested the confessional. Another friend of ours went one better when he said he'd done it behind the altar.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Lemme see.....I have my stalker cat sitting on my desk, and a gin and tonic handy. Life is good

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

I have not been here in 4 evah, WHO can I insult?

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

HERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO ASSHATS! What is cracka lacking?

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain