The Right Brahim
With a stunned and shocked look on his face mostly seen on the mugs of Madge's pieces right after they directly stare into the eye of her deadly cyclops crotch, 24-year-old back-up dancer Brahim Zaibat made his way out of the Aura night club in London last night after spending time with his new diaper changer inside.
Earlier, my ass was going on and on about Madge bumping assholes with a different Brahim. A 33-year-old choreographer named Brahim Rachiki. Well, I guess there was a mix-up at the boy toy nursery, because this is the real Brahim who is chupa-ing on Madge's vag. Glad that is all cleared up!
And at least we don't have to trash the "Welcome Home, Baby Brahim" sign we're going to tape on Madge's garage door before Brahim's arrival.
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ITA justincase, ITA.
Cannot believe how much disdain I have for this crypt keeper.
why is Vadge hooking up with gays in her twilight years? First Gay Jesus and now this...The only straight back up dancer I know of is K-Fed and to this day I believe he was never a dancer...he only posed as one simply to impregnate Britney and secure his future.
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Mouth breathing HAG.
Submitted by whatyagonnado on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 11:48pm.
What has this bitch done to her face now? She looks like she's in her 30s.
To the person who said that he looks "ethnic", what does that even mean? America is made up of all different ethnicities. We're all ethnic.
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What has this bitch done to her face now? She looks like she's in her 30s.
To the person who said that he looks "ethnic", what does that even mean? America is made up of all different ethnicities. We're all ethnic.
I don't find this guy attractive at all though. :(
Oh this makes more sense! I thought Madge had some good taste for a change and hooked up with someone hot who probably isn't a moron, but I see that wasn't the case.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 7:54pm.
Magpie, it's the mouth-breather face along with the vacant and soulless eyes that bares a slight resemblance.
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Hmmm… Not the pluckage-bereft Sharpie® eyebrows or scleral glassiness? It looks like you could chop tiny crudites with great precision on that surface.
Don't study it too long, anyone, or you start to lose the effect, and then you're just staring at an ugly--albeit young--man.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 7:54pm.
Okay, everybody, I just read all the comments, and not one person saw what I saw upon initially viewing Vadge's current manboy, so I must prevail upon you all to peek again at the first photo of the purported piece, and convince me he does *not* look disturbingly, preternaturally like… Ali Lohan.
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Magpie, it's the mouth-breather face along with the vacant and soulless eyes that bares a slight resemblance.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
He looks kinda young. I wonder if she makes him Strawberry Quik with Kaballah Water?
Okay, everybody, I just read all the comments, and not one person saw what I saw upon initially viewing Vadge's current manboy, so I must prevail upon you all to peek again at the first photo of the purported piece, and convince me he does *not* look disturbingly, preternaturally like… Ali Lohan.
this smug freakin delusional bitch. What part of that hair style makes her think "that's hot" The frizz? the bad cut? or roots w/stray gray witch hairs?
And then that tongue! If I has 3 wishes 1 would be to slap the taste outta her mouth.
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And by 30 days in jail, Judge Fox really means that she'll just have to sit in a private room at Lynwood until she rolls doubles....MK
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 12:18pm.
The women in my family don't even sprout a gray hair till their mid 50s so she may be truf-telling here. I'm 40 and have zero grays.
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But, but, but ... NOT FAIR! I'm part Irish and have had gray hair since I was 17. Now at 42, I have to touch up my roots every three weeks since my hair is MOSTLY gray. Everyone always tells me "Oh, that's an Irish thing." But you're Irish.
Can we please stop with the "Madonna is hooking up with" rumors? it's gross.
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Woah look at that hag's disgusting dark roots. She really has a thing for ethnic-looking dudes huh.
And her cheek implants give her such a lovely, enlarged, widened face.
Don't worry, I'm being sarcastic on that last one :)
Damn, her hair is FRIED.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
She is looking strangely unlike her wrinkly untouched 'before' pictures from all her photoshoots. That's probably because she just finished sucking the life force out of this new victim.
Baby Jesus is probably just a discarded wizened shell of a thing now, like when a spider sucks all of the life from a fly. Madge is darksided.
This guy is ugly...downgrade. The guy in the green sweater is fuckable though...although my radar is off and I can't tell what he likes.
mcnightmare,
Thanks.
Maybe Madonna is directing a remake of that Christian Bale classic "Newsies": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104990/.
Why is Brahmin all scared looking in pic #2? I think he's recovering from having seen Madonn'as veiny hands crawling all over his body, seeing his young flesh wither with each touch. And the security detail on him? You'd think he was the goddamn secretary of state or something.
Baby Jesus was hired to go to appearances and be seen with her (Madonna). A lot of people hire men and women from modeling agencies. Madge is no different. She never had a relationship except for her being the ATM and him being the hot piece.
Now it is no different with this useless, ugly, young man.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 1:28pm.
Anyway, I think Madonna likes her men all kinds of colour, and for now, very, very young.
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i agree. the Kardassian black peen jokes hadn't bothered me cause everybody here is pretty crude that way, bless your snarky hearts. i've pretty much accepted that some people have real racist hate in them and it comes out in these comments, and i am unlikely to change *those* people with appeals to history or logic.
when someone like you puts out a thoughtful comment like the one you just did, even if it wasn't aimed at me, i always appreciate it a lot - i don't despair of humanity as much :)
anyway, i'm more tripping on the clothing style of the men in these pics. they are all rocking this "1910 newsboy/turn of the century baby gangster" thing. is this what the cool kids are wearing nowadays?
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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 1:28pm.
Anyway, I think Madonna likes her men all kinds of colour, and for now, very, very young.
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i agree. the Kardassian black peen jokes hadn't bothered me cause everybody here is pretty crude that way, bless your snarky hearts. i've pretty much accepted that some people have real racist hate in them and it comes out in these comments, and i am unlikely to change *those* people with appeals to history or logic.
when someone like you puts out a thoughtful comment like the one you just did, even if it wasn't aimed at me, i always appreciate it a lot - i don't despair of humanity as much :)
anyway, i'm more tripping on the clothing style of the men in these pics. they are all rocking this "1910 newsboy/turn of the century baby gangster" thing. is this what the cool kids are wearing nowadays?
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go bear.
Enough with the black dick jokes, okay? Not funny and very old, like since the 19th century, without the real-life lynching and cutting off of black male genetalia. (I dislike Kim Kardashian, but the "jokes" about her and black peen reveal more about the poster than her.) Do we write about how much Paris likes white peen (as far as we know)?
Anyway, I think Madonna likes her men all kinds of colour, and for now, very, very young.
I think she's doing the low-maintenance look to show how serious she is now because she's a director. She is intelligent, don't you know. She and Demi wear those fake glasses, thinking that they look smart. (Though they're both old, so perhaps their eyesight really is failing.)
I must need to leave work and get a hard drink, because at first glance I thought that was a pic of Mariano Rivera.
Don't get me started on that bitch's root situation. Roots are OK for a natural blond who bumps up her shade by 1-2 tones. But when you're as dark as Madge, it looks terribly vulgar and common.
Actually, now that I think of it, it's a perfect match for her personality.
Jesus was a sexier piece, even though he was a shorty.
"You run Barter Town, you fix it...."
Jesus H Christ, If I was a millionaire I'd get my hair did.
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And by 30 days in jail, Judge Fox really means that she'll just have to sit in a private room at Lynwood until she rolls doubles....MK
Wait what happened to baby Christ??? I didnt even know she left his soft smooth ass....
And shit that coat is fkn fabulous. Money can buy me lots and lots of happiness.
The women in my family don't even sprout a gray hair till their mid 50s so she may be truf-telling here. I'm 40 and have zero grays.
And I agree that male celebs do this cradle snatching all the time and when women do it, they get shit for it.
I lament for the old (but young) Madonna (1979-1989). I thought she was all sorts of great and loved her pop music.
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Dark-sided!
did I miss the memo on what happened with baby jesus?
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talk about getting back to her roots, this trick reminds me of the latin trash she used to troll for in her early days in the East Village.
the circle is complete now so everyone can carry on!
Countess Bathory has found herself another young blood source.
Oh, this one's a real beauty.
The black roots are fake. At her age, her roots are GRAY, not black. If she's showing her roots, she must be touching them up to cover the gray. Her hairdresser must be on call 24 hours a day.
what could they possibly have to talk about? oh. right. never mind.
Meh...not a modern Madonna fan but I can't hate on her for this. Guys do this all time and get away with it. About time some older female celeb started chasing guys young enough to be her children.
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I don't get that hairstyle. Who actually looks good with hair parted down the middle, with bad roots, that looks scraggly?
Submitted by Bo on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 11:37am.
With Vadge's money, you think she would touch up that black streak across her head before she went out in public. She probably uses Miss Clairol from 1976.
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She's probably trying to impress us with the fact that she's so youthful that she still has black roots growing in.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Those are some lousy pics.
is she producing a remake of "Ragtime"?
i'm expecting a little soft shoe any minute.
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go bear.
With Vadge's money, you think she would touch up that black streak across her head before she went out in public. She probably uses Miss Clairol from 1976.
I hope she jumps off the GWB.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Madge's peen toaster seems to be set on light unlike the one over the Kartrashians that is cranked all the way to dark. *********************************************************************************** Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.
She needs to go pick up Katherine Heigl & come to my salon to fix that NOT RIGHT yalla blonde hurrr
get that money brahim
He looks a tad "special" like he is about to drool.
And why is Vadge hooking up with gays in her twilight years? First Gay Jesus and now this...The only straight back up dancer I know of is K-Fed and to this day I believe he was never a dancer...he only posed as one simply to impregnate Britney and secure his future.
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This sounds about right.
Now, if only she knew HOW to change diapers!
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It's not surprising your initial info was wrong, MK.
As soon as we all heard "33 years old" serious doubts were sown.
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tragic and scandalous!!!
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