Thursday, October 21st 2010

Nice Touch, Adrien

Wearing black gloves strictly for fashion purposes is usually only okay for if you're going to pull them off finger tip by finger tip while singing a torch song in a gigantic martini glass or if you're a K-pop star, but Adrien Brody gets a pass.

It's blatantly obvious that Adrien wore a pair of black gloves to the opening of Rimowa's flagship store in Germany last night to show his support for The Rent Is 2 Damn High Party. But I guess Adrien's rent isn't that damn high since he can afford leather.

Posted by: Michael K


NonnyMouse's picture

You see, I wear black gloves. In winter. Because I live in fucking Winnipeg.

Why are people running around wearing gloves and Uggs in Los Angeles, where it never never never never gets anything close to cold?

letinstar's picture

i'd still do him...fuck, i'll stick that "predator" movie in my netflix queue if he wants me to...
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Migraineuse's picture

Adrien Brody can do whatever he wants, because I said so.

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vidz's picture

Submitted by Miami on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 2:04pm.

I know I would find him to be a pretentious douche, and egomaniac, if I met him at a party. Still, I think he is so hot and sexy!

I know.... I find big noses on MEN quite sexy. If he ever went down on me, he could tickle my ovaries with that schnoz. I wouldn't even mind that much when he slowly choked me to death after. He looks like he's hung too. And yes, I also find JAson Schwartzman? hot too. And Zack Braff. I need help...

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RememberNovember's picture

He's a fucking hot bitch!!!! I'd lick his taint!!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Adrien Brody & Swizz Beatz: brothers from different aardvark mothers.

Geebz74's picture

I would fuck his nose straight!
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Pamela's picture

Sorry still done with his ass over the Paris debacle! I NEVER forget or forgive!!!

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

soulks's picture

(said like Brando)"ADDDRRREIIIINN!!!!!!!!!!"..heart AB! He cleans up nice. :)

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salacious's picture

Submitted by snideychick on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 5:14pm.

Submitted by salacious 10/21/2010 3:25pm

"He's like a silent, std-free version John Mayer..."

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Not after macking on Parasite Hilton! God, I hope that's all he did 'cause I still find him hot.
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Well winning an Oscar hasn't done that much for his career, right? Don't blame him for doing what he can to stay relevant. :)

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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

HellaciousB's picture

You have got to be kidding me. He's opening stores in Germany? What the hell is going on?

Submitted by salacious 10/21/2010 3:25pm

"He's like a silent, std-free version John Mayer..."

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Not after macking on Parasite Hilton! God, I hope that's all he did 'cause I still find him hot.

Callie's picture

Submitted by big balls on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 4:55pm.
more than ever i am becoming convinced that adrian is on coke...

i have lost all interest in that man since that pleather suit ensemble he paired with a CaCa shirt... done with u brody!!! was it that spanish bitch thats driving you to bad clothes???

(remember coke makes you dress funny....)

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That reminds me of the Steve Martin "Roxanne" joke about how fast people hide their cocaine when they see his nose.

big balls's picture

more than ever i am becoming convinced that adrian is on coke...

i have lost all interest in that man since that pleather suit ensemble he paired with a CaCa shirt... done with u brody!!! was it that spanish bitch thats driving you to bad clothes???

(remember coke makes you dress funny....)

surely's picture

It weirds me out when people wear gloves inside. But Adrien Brody is HOT!

crazyinjapan's picture

I feel so much better about myself, now knowing it is not just me. I went to see "The Piano" in the theater years ago, and I got this strange funny feeling in my lower abdomen while I watched this guy. I recognized it as horniness and burned with shame. WHY? I don't know; he's skinny with a big nose. It defies logic.

louise_brooks's picture

Hey, ass works for me.

But really, Adrien, if you are all serious actory and stuff, you have to go full frontal. Oscar Schmoscar It's the only way anyone* is going to take you seriously.

*anyone being me

I would hit that. His big nose alone could tickle me ivories.

salacious's picture

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 3:04pm.

Please post link to nude photos of Adrian - we suspect substantial (over 8 inches) sizemeat!
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Mrs P.C, I'll humor you this time. That is all I could find.

http://www.omgblog.com/images/adrien-brody-nude-thumb.jpg

(only ass pics though)

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

salacious's picture

He's like a silent, std-free version of John Mayer, maybe. He looks douchey and a little bit self obsessed, but I think he's harmless.

Does anyone remember that he was working on a hip hop album, before Joaquin Phoenix wanted to be a rapper?

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Please post link to nude photos of Adrian - we suspect substantial (over 8 inches) sizemeat!

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

He looks like he belongs to the cast of The Godfather.
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Datura's picture

@louise_brooks,

Lol! Did that kind of thing a few years ago with my hubby and Johnny Depp movies. Unfortunately Johnny was in a slump then. "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory looks... great!"

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if the glove fits, show me your tits!

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go bear.

i find your lack of cock disturbing....
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go bear.

louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 2:29pm.

If you can stomach Ben Affleck, check out Hollywoodland- for some reason I find him extra hot in that one. Summer of Sam he is a punk male stripper/prostitute.

I keep trying to convince my husband that he needs to add Predators to his Netflix queue, because it looks really good (LMAO). I think he's on to me.

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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 2:22pm.
I WANT TO SEE MORE COVERAGE OF K-POP STARS AND JAPANESE VK 'ARTISTS' ON THIS SITE, MK!!! WE NEED MORE ASIAN HOTNESS IN HERE!!!

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Datura's picture

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Miami on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 2:04pm.

I know I would find him to be a pretentious douche, and egomaniac, if I met him at a party. Still, I think he is so hot and sexy!
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I know. He doesn't even seem like he would be nice or particularly friendly. But I totally would.
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Ugh. Same here. And of all of the movies he's starred in, I've only seen Splice. Our pre-lovin' chat would be mercifully short.

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Whatever's picture

He can get away with wearing them.

Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

I WANT TO SEE MORE COVERAGE OF K-POP STARS AND JAPANESE VK 'ARTISTS' ON THIS SITE, MK!!! WE NEED MORE ASIAN HOTNESS IN HERE!!!

There, I said it.

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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!

zomay's picture

'pull them off finger tip by finger tip while singing a torch song in a gigantic martini glass'

HAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAA

Callie's picture

Afghan hound looks like he's going to strangle someone in that picture.

Miami's picture

@louise: Indeed!

Not to be nit picking BUT, his trousers do not fit him properly. Those shoes, while expensive, do not go with that suit.

louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by Miami on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 2:04pm.

I know I would find him to be a pretentious douche, and egomaniac, if I met him at a party. Still, I think he is so hot and sexy!
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I know. He doesn't even seem like he would be nice or particularly friendly. But I totally would.

Miami's picture

I know I would find him to be a pretentious douche, and egomaniac, if I met him at a party. Still, I think he is so hot and sexy!

Fucking_Classy's picture

Fuck the gloves, look at the goatee... and the hat... at night!!

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agirl's picture

Rim-o-wha? He looks like a douche here. In the past I would have said yes, but today: would not fuck.

I just cant with this tard. He reminds me of my ex-boyfriend since both them can not just take a picture like a normal human being and either smile or dont smile. Always having to pull faces like they think their in a modeling shoot or some shit.

louise_brooks's picture

I love that MK shares my unhealthy Adrien Brody obsession.

suckandfuck's picture

I would fuck a lot of fug, but this fug ain't getting fucked by moi, yes I know french thank you very much.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

I just love this man. He's a great actor, and he never got a nose job. He has a lifetime pass from me.

parissucksliterally's picture

Did Elsa Pataki take his hotness when they broke up? he is losing it, IMO....and I have loved him for years.

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