Thursday, October 21st 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Avatar Dog
I do realize that Halloween isn't only a time for wannabe pussy peddlers to bring their dormant slut out by putting their good parts on display and walking the streets (or bars, whatever) like a proud whore should. I do know that it's also a time for us to give each other a scare colonic, but was this really necessary? The Internet is already a place where nightmares go for inspiration.
Do we have to put the most terrifying dog mask ever created over our dog's head and then seductively crawl around him like a Na’vi girl ready to tail fuck with her soulmate under the Tree of Whatever? THINK OF THE CHICKIES!
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AHHH I start off by reading a rather hilarious post about big fat boners and wind up watching this super creep fest. UGh :P lol
Koko:
http://www.paragoulddailypress.com/articles/2009/10/28/local_news/doc4ae...
Thank you for listening to me. What I know about the case personally: he was a student at the university where I work. He was in the art department and got grants and fellowships. I know some people who know him, and I never heard anything about him or his daughter until after he was arrested. These people (who are not good friends of mine) say they suspected she was his daughter, or something terribly wrong was going on, but they did nothing about it. Oh, and I was wrong; it is within the law for him to be partying at a bar while on bail. Turns out the judge can order a person to not drink while on bail IF the crime was alcohol related. I just learned of this from a cop a little while ago.
Lindsay Lohan in court right now. Michael Lohan has been seen milling around the courthouse. He's such a stupid butthole!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 8:25am.
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Revolting ! Now I want more backstory on this though. Like where was the mother? Other relatives...do you know the name of this guy ?
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I'm so fucking furious I could strangle an Avatar dog. I need a vent rant and I am by myself right now.
There is this guy who lives in my town who was busted last year for marrying his 22 year old biological daughter. They had been married for three years. She told police, after she ran away from him to some distant step-family member who would take her in, that he had been having sex with her since she was 11. A few people I knew were acquainted with them, I find out AFTER THE FACT,and had suspected as much!!!!! And they didn't do ANYTHING!!! So, I was really glad he got arrested and figured he went to prison.
Last night I went to have a beer at a popular local bar, and HE WAS SITTING THREE PEOPLE DOWN FROM ME. I left and told the bouncer I (in the words of MK) just couldn't with him. This morning I did some research and found out that he is out on bail (they have postponed the trial twice) and according to our state's laws, it is illegal for him to be drinking anywhere, especially at a bar. So I am calling the police as soon as I push send. But, you know, the police probably won't give a shit either, just like the guy's friends and coworkers and the bar owner.
That poor girl. It makes me want to cry.
I know this is not funny or Dlisted material, but I just want to be heard.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 5:39pm.
OH FOK U HORZ!!!!!!!! I don't have the dinero to pay all yalls bills!
My fucking cable bill alone was $200!!
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I know someone whose cable bill was around that much per month. I'd be sitting in front of my tv 24/7 if my bill were that much. You must have every single movie channel plus some of the channels as well. (Like BBC 1)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by yucko on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 12:19am.
Oh my god, my house is so quiet. It's driving me crazy.
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I don't know what to tell you. I've never been one to keep long-lasting friendships, and I'm a guy.
It's strange but it's common for women to go through this. Check this out.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkyOYGHGhZYeCNejBQVAOI8jzKI...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Areh3tYBiTES.OLUDmybWz0jzKI...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by yucko on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 12:19am.
My friends are girls, but I have no guy friends. I have a few work acquaintances but as for any kind of close relationship, I have none.
I'm a bit lonely though. I want a man in my life...not a boyfriend or anything but a kind of partner.
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Bathym Belem Gomor!
Okay which one of you drunken whores got arrested in Germany? Because the video is already on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnfdInbayPo
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Oh my god, my house is so quiet. It's driving me crazy.
I really need more girl friends here but, for whatever reason, I seem to suck ass at making them for the most part. Does anyone else have this problem or a solution to it? I have guy friends but you can't rely on or relate to them in the same way. I have had a few "best" girl friends but somebody always moves--whether it's me or them. Most girl relationships I have never seem to move past "friendly acquaintance" status (one step past plain old acquaintances). I either need a boyfriend or a girl friend here because I'm starting to get bored to death.
Submitted by Sassy Ass on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:05pm.
Sal- I don't post here too often but pornhub.com I found the other day and I like it. Call me a freak. :)
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Sassy, no one would dare point a fingers at you. It's Dlisted after all.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
RIP Ari Up from girl punk band The Slits
Here's a couple of videos for those with good taste in music. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXGblps64M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQxvo_9DEqY
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 11:43pm.
*RUNS IN PUNCHDRUNK FROM SLEEP DEPRIV N WRITING PAPERS*
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Thanks for the shout out Cappy, I hope you get good grades. Get some rest!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Uhm, am I the only one who thinks that that dog looked less creepy with the mask on? They should force all dog owners to go for a ten mile run to see if they still like dogs afterwards. I'm frequently scared shitless by the likes of Sharky, to the point where I wouldn't hesitate using a bazooka or a handgranate if I had one on me. Kill! Kill! Kill!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Hola, cappy! I'll have six of whatever you're having.
*RUNS IN PUNCHDRUNK FROM SLEEP DEPRIV N WRITING PAPERS*
VIVA LA DLISTERSSSSSSS!!! *sprays thread w/ Moet*
Just happy tonight. You bitches/pimps rock. Keep on, keeping on. Seriously.
{{hugs to Mercury, Angel, ESEEEE *the Muppet pigs ARE SAFE in space lol, ESE*, CSG *Girl, where iz u at?! in damn prayer again?!!*, Queenie, Eileeenie, Jack, Uvy, MK *aka alpha hor*, Sucky, The Elegant Miss Cakey, Beakers, johnnysgirl, Chirio, Breaky, Manimal5, Salacious *U manhor U*, Soultonic, A.c., DWM, M.E., IrishFury, NitWitty, Islandgirl, Koko, Few Words, Tequila Tax, Whiskey... anyone else I fk'd up and missed ugh}}
Seriously, this is a tribute to the DL and you goof frakers keeping this site rocking and spreading the love and laughs, and many times, TRUTH.
Gotta take, and share, these moments of realization. G'nite all. Rock on! Fking Drinks All Around!!
ugh dbl edited *I actually haven't had anything tonight! It's all props tonight!* Okay maybe I had one benadryl. =D
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Back from the bar and Giants game...what I find most disturbing is that some old lady in the dive bar took a gigantic dump in the one toilet and there were remnants left behind...I just had to pee so I figured I could do that and flush the nastiness down with it...so I peed and the toilet and it started overflowing with someone's crap! Sooo it looks like I did it even though the multiple elderly patrons at the bar were the culprit.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 4:21pm.
Tim Gunn and Paulina need to join forces. They certainly tell it like it is and don't give a fuck:
http://www.celebitchy.com/122374/paulina_porizkova_is_a_hilarious_bitch_..
She's awesome. She's a pretty good storyteller, too, in Celebrity Ghost Stories. She's the first story....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96aBcd22uPU
Submitted by nightowl on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:10pm.
Thanks for the link! I am still cleaning the floor after I vomited from seeing Leah Michelle.
I liked Diana Agron and this makes me like her even more.
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No prob! I had a similar reaction, and you could tell DA was pulling back some. I like her, too.
*HOPES TO BE 200TH*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:51pm.
Hey all, this is what Dianna Agron posted regarding how she feels about the icknast Terry Richardson shoot for GQ:
http://felldowntherabbithole.tumblr.com/post/1362746026
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Thanks for the link! I am still cleaning the floor after I vomited from seeing Leah Michelle.
I liked Diana Agron and this makes me like her even more.
sup, hos?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
NO dog wants to wear a mask, ever. :(
g'night. z)
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"not she she with it's head up it's own ass"- Anthony Bourdain(describing a restaurant)
Hey all, this is what Dianna Agron posted regarding how she feels about the icknast Terry Richardson shoot for GQ:
http://felldowntherabbithole.tumblr.com/post/1362746026
Thanks Chir- I think I need to eat and go to bed. See you soon. :)
Hahaha! No problem Sassy! ;) see ya around! Nice to "meet" you too! Have a great night.
Coma Caca!
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Chir- I hope you don't mind me calling you that. I used to post here back a LONG time ago. People will know who I am. I will watch that porn stuff later. Kids need to be in bed. Nice to meet you. :)
Alright Sassy Ass! tell me when you're back so we can watch something togethaaaaaaaa! grab a drinky for me too! thanks. hehe
Coma Caca!
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Chirio- I just watched it the other day. OMG! I love the site. pornhub.com May watch it in a few. Think I shall get a drink first.
Happy Birthday to the hottest guy on Earth: WILL ESTES.
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%2Fpublic%2Fca%2Fwill+e...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
I see porn talk. I LIKE! soooooooo pornhub.com. I will have to check it out. I am pretty weird about it. I like "rough sex" anyway...where was I...I tend to evaluate the actors in it. Yeah...I dunno why. ahahaahhahaha
Coma Caca!
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Off to the bar to watch the rest of the Giants game...Mr. K is awake and clothed again. Expect drunken posts later...
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Sal- I don't post here too often but pornhub.com I found the other day and I like it. Call me a freak. :)
Yawns
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 6:08pm.
I find youporn too slow with too many ads. Youjizz.com and pornhub.com are my friends. Tube8.com is alright, too.
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Beaky, youporn may be slow but it lets you download its videos. I think you can also do it at Tube8. I don't know about pornhub and youjizz, but there's always a way to download most of them.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 6:15pm.
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Did you know that gay porn is on PAY PER VIEW now?? I had no idea till recently!!! I was so excited I rang up the bill and said "Send the bill to M.E." true story, it was awesome.
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I think all kinds of porn (except the one involving kitties) is PPV nowadays. Congrats on your discovery, even though it's cheaper to watch online.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
SF Giants game is starting...sooo that means I'll still probably be posting like normal.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Did somebody say prOn? Iam interested...
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 6:05pm.
Sal, I do not watch pron. Don't get the chance.
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You should always make time for pr0n... just ask your BH. Do you always see the PPV movies that he buys?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 5:58pm.
Fucky it would make sense that her bill is $200, she's probably paying for your porn channels.
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Did you know that gay porn is on PAY PER VIEW now?? I had no idea till recently!!! I was so excited I rang up the bill and said "Send the bill to M.E." true story, it was awesome.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
*cancels porn order*
My cable bill is close ($185) to what M.E pays...I hate it !! Internet should not be 40 something dollars a month...and the only 'premium' channel we get is HBO. Although if not for said Internet I couldn't be on d-listed all day and night.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 5:39pm.
OH FOK U HORZ!!!!!!!! I don't have the dinero to pay all yalls bills!
My fucking cable bill alone was $200!!
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Heyzeus M.E!!! How many packages are you paying for? Seriously, porn is FREE on the internet.
Just go to redtube.com, youporn.com or xvideos.com.
I find youporn too slow with too many ads. Youjizz.com and pornhub.com are my friends. Tube8.com is alright, too.
Sal, I do not watch pron. Don't get the chance.
Sal Leenie - my internet is with my cable and that shiz is $42.99 p/mo plus the cable package, plus the PPV shit BH rents when I'm at work.
No pron this month surprisingly!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 5:44pm.
M.E. just chiming in to find out the status of my cable bill payment, I have a written agreement stating that you would pay my past due balance and you haven't paid it yet. Please advise. Thanks very much.
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Fucky it would make sense that her bill is $200, she's probably paying for your porn channels.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
That blue thing looks a lot like Spiderus from Miss Spider's Sunny Patch.
ME, tell BH to stop ordering donkey porn and you won't have that problem!
*tackles Sal and smothers him wiff kisses*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
M.E. just chiming in to find out the status of my cable bill payment, I have a written agreement stating that you would pay my past due balance and you haven't paid it yet. Please advise. Thanks very much.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 5:39pm.
OH FOK U HORZ!!!!!!!! I don't have the dinero to pay all yalls bills!
My fucking cable bill alone was $200!!
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Heyzeus M.E!!! How many packages are you paying for? Seriously, porn is FREE on the internet.
Just go to redtube.com, youporn.com or xvideos.com.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
OH FOK U HORZ!!!!!!!! I don't have the dinero to pay all yalls bills!
My fucking cable bill alone was $200!!