And Sad Keanu Thought He Was Sad...

Pictures of Sean Penn resembling Eleanor Abernathy dressed in costume as a pre-chunk Robert Smith made my August, and now he's back with the same MAN DOWN CODE 10 wig on his head to complete my October. But why does Wyclef's mortal enemy still have the same grouchiness on his face as though someone fucked their b-hole with his favorite red lipstick? Looking like a downtrodden Cher the day after the reviews for Burlesque come out....or like Edward Scissorhands the day Flowbees hit the market. A sad old queen with a sad old wig is just plain sad.

Here's a few more of Sean Penn on the NYC set of No, No, No: The Neverending Saga of Amy Wino. No, he's on the set of This Must Be the Place (aka a hard peen dangling over a certain golden statue's mouth).

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Submitted by QueenofNothing on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 11:25pm.

What a sad looking drag queen.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 11:11pm.

I understand that they're trying to give him that Robert Smith look, but he just looks like a cranky old Italian mom.

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Submitted by DLucyAnn on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by MaryAnne29 on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:38am.
I'm sure he was ahead of me at Walmart last night.

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LOL! I love the Wal-Martians.

OT: That foto would scare my pit bull.

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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:32pm.

And we thought Adam Sandler in drag was ugly!

Submitted by Texrocks on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 5:49pm.

Robert Smith hasn't look this good since "The Love Cats" came out.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 4:36pm.

I hate this prick!

Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:42pm.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:42am.

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LOL. Yep, cuz that's how we roll here in the Walmark 'hood.

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Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:40pm.

Submitted by dusted on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:06pm.

Oooh Jezebel is stealing MK's jokes!

http://jezebel.com/5669721/sad-sean-penn-is-hoping-to-be-the-new-sad-kea...

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Wow. Jezebel people are so not funny.

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Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:36pm.

Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 11:52am.

This picture of SP looks like a couple other scary people, like Grace Slick and Alice Cooper.

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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:32pm.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:29pm.

Geezus H C would somebody shoot that thing whatever it is before it takes over the world! I have always thought that this dumb fuck is an ugly man - well he ain't any fucking better as a tranny!

Submitted by thegoodlife on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:38pm.

I have always said Penn is sexy in an odd type way (yeah I know, weird), but I'm starting to think otherwise after these pics. My retinas are burning!

Submitted by OXA on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:02pm.

So this is the real reason Robin Wright divorced him.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 11:58am.

Raul Duke -- too funny, sharing nasty, hairy pussy (Madonna) with Dennis Rodman -- classic.

Jeepster -- I'm with your friend. I don't know why exactly, but I think Sean is sex on a stick, and I'd hit it, repeatedly. Please, don't hit me -- it's your friend Twat, people, really, don't hit me.

Submitted by dusted on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 11:36am.

Oooh Jezebel is stealing MK's jokes!

http://jezebel.com/5669721/sad-sean-penn-is-hoping-to-be-the-new-sad-kea...

Submitted by Reese2029 on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 11:09am.

Penn is ugly as a man, woman, and tranny. Karma for being such an angry asshole. I'm sure that his ex-wife is happier without him.

Submitted by Richiegay on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:42am.

At first I though the Real Trashy Housewives of New Jersey had a new member. Maybe they need to do a trailer park version of Real Housewives. lol

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Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:22am.

A long time ago, when I was a teenager, I worked at a pizza place. One weekday night, towards closing time, I started cleaning the women's restroom. While cleaning the sink, I heard the door open and then shut, and someone on the other side complained loudly that, "bitch is in there CLEANING!" I thought, "Jesus fucking christ [ed: not really, since I didn't use the f-word until I was in my 20's] there's a stall in here, it's not like I am going to watch," but being in the customer-is-always-right frame of mind, I decided to delay the rest of the cleaning and leave the restroom for this modest lady's solitary usage. I opened the door, and there, on the other side, was someone who looked EXACTLY like this photo of Sean Peen. It was one of the scariest moments of my life.

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Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:42am.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:58am.

WTF is this shit?? Sometimes this site makes me feel like Archie Bunker.

LOL. It makes me feel like an Historian.

... but it's funny.

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:12am.

The whole look makes me want to stab someone

Submitted by justincase on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:10am.

This is hard on the eyes but funny.

Submitted by Jeepster on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:04am.

I have a friend who just adores Sean Penn - thinks he HAWT....

I am going to send her this picture. For YEARS I have stated that Penn is Ugly.

PROOF!!!!

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:58am.

He's not dressed as a woman. He's dressed as a bored, retired rock star sets out to find his father's executioner, an ex-Nazi war criminal who is a refugee in the U.S.

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Submitted by CarmenElectrical on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:51am.

Ugly on the inside. Ugly on the outside.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:48am.

ugly as man...and ugly as a woman...and just as ugly as adam sandler as a man and as a woman...
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Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:33am.

I thought that was Mel Gibson at first. That's how well Sean is aging. I think he's doing it on purpose so he'll get more serious roles.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:30am.

Is this a comedy??

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by GingeMinge on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:21am.

Kill it with FIRE!

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:17am.

Oh, my. He's not good looking as a man, either. YIKES!

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Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:12am.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:58am.

WTF is this shit?? Sometimes this site makes me feel like Archie Bunker.

LOL. It makes me feel like an Historian.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:12am.

HAHA Eat/Mary

because you always wear your "good wig" to Walmart.

*chanting as always*

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Submitted by MaryAnne29 on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:38am.

I'm sure he was ahead of me at Walmart last night.

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You must have been at the 'good' Walmark.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:10am.

Why does this man always look like he just finished sucking on a lemon? I'm surprised he doesn't have pulp between his teeth.

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Submitted by MaryAnne29 on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:08am.

I'm sure he was ahead of me at Walmart last night.

Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:09am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:51am.

what is this movie about?
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This history of The Talking Heads, I presume. This Must Be The Place - Naive Melody.

This pic is so LOL after LOL.

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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:07am.

No, no, no this belongs in a Horror/Haunted House. Great Adventures is a bout two hours away, they'd hire his ass on the spot.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:00am.

when is KardASSian's Butt gonna queef in about the foundation situation?

*chanting as always*

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:00am.

That is one ugly bitch!

Submitted by slowlygoindown on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:58am.

For all you legally blinds who say that "queens" are pretty? Look again. Never saw one that was and never will. Now, take a guy like Bret Michaels. He was pretty back in the day but he was naturally so and not TRYING to look FEMALE.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:57am.

Talk about aging horribly.

And Sean......you already learned never to go full retard....I think the same goes for drag.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:56am.

HOLY SHIT!

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Submitted by HellaciousB on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:55am.

The synopsis of the film is just as sad and ridiculous on so many levels:

A bored, retired rock star sets out to find his father's executioner, an ex-Nazi war criminal who is a refugee in the U.S.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:49am.

Showing my age here (and he DOES look like Robert Smith a bit), but to me he resembles one of Kids in the Hall's Sizzler Sisters. "TIE a YELLOW ribbon down the OLD OAK TREE..." SIZZLAH! That Sean...

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:44am.

They couldn't have tried a little harder to make him look rockstar cool? This is some dollar store shit.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:44am.

I would probably cross the street if I saw that passing by me!

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:43am.

I can't stand Sean Penn. Assholish, violent, arrogant, wife beating, wife cheating, child ignoring fuckwaded douchebag.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:28am.

WTF is this shit?? Sometimes this site makes me feel like Archie Bunker.

Submitted by Murphy on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:26am.

I am shocked there was no mention of the glamorous lady in turquoise in the background of pic #4. She is even blurry and Sean still pales in comparasion.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:23am.

A bored, retired rock star sets out to find his father's executioner, an ex-Nazi war criminal who is a refugee in the U.S.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:23am.

yep he looks like Robert Smith alright...same messy lipstick job and dreadful raven tresses.

Penn has 2 Oscars already...and the last one for playing gay he stole from Mickey Rourke. So is he becoming the go-to-guy in Hollywood for gay roles now?
What's next a remake of some "Like It Hot" with Adam Sandler?

He and Adam Sandler make horrible drag queens.

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