R.I.P. Bob Guccione
Long before the days of cum and lube crusted computer mouses, the sound of man chowder plopping onto a paper page was not a rare one and we have Bob Guccione, the founder of Penthouse and the first to show coochie in a magazine, to thank for that. For those that have a peen, you might have wondered why it was at half-mast yesterday. That's because Bob passed away at a hospital in Plano, Texas at the age of 79. Bob's wife April Dawn Warren Guccione (that's a really hot name) said that he died of cancer.
Even though Penthouse was Bob's crowning achievement, he also responsible for bringing us Caligula the movie, Omni Magazine, Spin and Anna Wintour.
No word on funeral arrangements, but I will be highly disappointed if Bob's final resting place is not the epitome of gaudy decadence. I'm thinking a marble mausoleum with gold plated statues of nekkid woman and onyx panthers draped in silk leopard robes. The mahogany coffin will be shaped like a giant vulva and lined with burgundy velvet. Basically, it will look like Teresa Giudice's laundry room.
R.I.P. Bob. We'll all pour one out for you today (NOT LIKE THAT, SUCIO!!!).
via New York Post
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oh I love Malcom McDowell! He was so damn hot back in the day! boob goochy-oni not so much (lol u see what i did there)
Fuck Bob Guccione. He was such an ass to all of his kids and was said to have cut them all out of their inheritence even though they were incredibly loyal to him. Just hope he didn't leave all of his money to his new hot piece to run off with now that he's dead..
As a young woman, I read Omni even though I knew his rep. Omni Magazine was like no other magazine of its time. I purchased many issues. I think he was trying to transition, but it failed.
Yes, he peddled smut, but he died broke, in spite of the temporary, outrageous wealth that he achieved, and many participated in the peddling of that smut, most likely, broke, too.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
Good riddance, smut peddler!
wow! Hef outlived him. Hef's gonna outlive everybody.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:09pm.
Omni Magazine was the coolest thing he ever accomplished. It was Wired before Wired knew what it was. Th SciFi short stories were the best anywhere. Never cared for his titty mag though.
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Yeah...Omni was different from any science / tech mag before it.Set a template that was followed by Mondo 2000 & then Wired. Thanx for that too GOOCH.(R.I.P)
Caligula was nothing more than a bunch of bitches sucking dick, big dick at that.
Omni Magazine was the coolest thing he ever accomplished. It was Wired before Wired knew what it was. Th SciFi short stories were the best anywhere. Never cared for his titty mag though.
"man chowder plopping onto a paper page"
I just sprayed coffee (not tadpoles) all over the screen.
Was it "AID$"-related?
oh yeah...i remember seeing caligula back in the day...i blocked that out of my mind until now...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
I'd love it if his funeral was as over-the-top as Malcolm McLaren's.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
GOOD RIDDANCE.
I thought he died years ago.
Penthouse Forum letters gave me the "filler material" for the fabrications of that wild sex life I was alleging to others.The fellas thought I was a scoring machine.The ladies were intrigued.Soon enough...reality came to resemble fiction.THANX GOOCH.(R.I.P)
Paint beautiful ceiling frescoes at one of Gods' vacation palazzos.
Blech.
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Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!
I thought this was that odd guy from "Lost in Space"....Jonathan Harris.
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I saw Caligula at a midnight movie fest in the mid-80s and couldn't eat the next day.
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"... educational videos which can be found in the FRESH FUCKERY section of your local library ..."
yes, Helen Mirren was in Caligula and other assorted soft core porn flicks of the skinemax variety ...back then dear Hellen loved to show her titties and kitty in name of her "art".
And Caligula was released in '79...and it looked no different than Roman night at Studio 54 when I finally saw it.
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I remember seeing copies of Caligula back in the day at all my friends parents houses but it sounded boring to us...little did I know...It is a horrible movie though. It either needed more sex or more plot...I love Malcom Macdowell though.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Because of Bob, Vanessa Williams was the first nekkid ass nekkid woman I have ever seen.
And I want to thank him from the bottom of my nether-region for it!
R.I.P.
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Holy shit, I rented and watched Caligula with a group of casual friends, girls and guys, not realizing that it was so graphic. It was pretty much hard core porn. I worked with the people who were watching it with me...uncomfortable!
*sniff, sniff* I loved those letters!!! AND THEY WERE ALL TRUE!!!
So many adventures, so many crunchy socks...
Now I have to check out "Caligula." I understand that Helen Mirren and Marina Sirtis were in it. Those chickies make it mandatory to see it.
Old Bob did make a difference in this world.
LMAO verrrrn!!!
DWM - I'm getting slow in my old age.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:59am.
*BOING*
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Took longer than I expected to get a response from you Jack! :)
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
mlenni-
Jay Mohr!!!!! Ewww yes!
and, would not hit it wif Jack's boinger.
*chanting as always*
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:54am.
psh PTB -- I've dabbled
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*BOING*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
well, even dead he's eeuuuwwww.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
HA Jill. I think they may be frozen and thawed out for appearances.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Does anyone else think this guy looks like Jay Mohr in twenty years?
-----Not a Chola, Not Yet a Woman
The only thing I can think of is death comes in 3s.
First this guy, then Hef, then Flint.
The latter two may be dead already, it's hard to tell.
Used to love to sneak and read my brother's Playboys & Penthouses but Hustler was terrifying.
psh PTB -- I've dabbled.. that. is. not. hot.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
To some gay women, that is hot looking--I learned to my surprise from a lesbian.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:40am.
How come when men are ghey they are pretty but when women gots "that gay" they look like lumberjacks?
Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would be writing a letter like this, but I work as a teller in a bank, and my girlfriend and I like to sneak into the vault before the bank opens. There are all these rolls of quarters, dimes, and nickles, and my girlfriend likes it when I....
True story. Back in 1980, Bob Guccione screened Caligula at Yale before its public premiere because he wanted the erudite responses of hundreds of Elis to back up his conviction that his movie was a work of art. The local movie theatre was rented, we streamed in, listened to a film studies prof pump up the flick, and were asked to hand in critiques afterwards. You would have thought we were being primed to watch a masterpiece. Then the lights went down, and our commentary began. The place was jam-packed with proto-DListers yelling out sheer snark, hissing & booing. Guccione never got his essays. We trashed the flick to pieces as the reels rolled.
here's a pic of his wife, IDK what she is doing with Columbo! :p
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Hey Sucky. http://thechive.com/2010/10/20/captions-making-funny-photos-hilarious-29... *********************************************************************************** Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.
i can hear the sounds of disco and the snorting of coke when i look at this picture...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
was Helen Mirren in Caligula?
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How come when men are ghey they are pretty but when women gots "that gay" they look like lumberjacks?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
snowy - lmao btw at "that ghey" hahahahaha idiot!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Because most men (aka "str9 guys" or "fishlovers") look rather icky.
All of the hot ones are queens.
Bob looked icky.
(You can save the nude photos of Bob)
yea and if you saw him you'd be like "youz fawkin fagz you... cum ear, Imma slapya in duh mouf"
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Gotta love those gold chains, now that's a classic look.
Tom Jones/Gene Wilder high bred!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Jack, if you saw him in the street you would be like, "Y'all, he dun got that ghey!"
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Is tomorrow ghey Friday? I need to go get a phone clip and some Chacos to participate.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
snowy this is NOT ghey Friday hush your mouth... yes, Gene could play him or that one dude from Monty Python the name escapes me...
RIP Mr. Paper Pussy Peddler... thanks for making my treehouse days a little brighter!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus