QOTD: What Kim Kardassian HATES The Most
The Kim Kardashian of today has the same genetic make-up as a bottle of foundation, so I guess she's the authority on how women should spread paint on their faces (not really). Kim tells the Toronto Sun what the WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS:
"I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."
The starving children of the world need to get over themselves, because this shit is definitely the worst thing ever. The same goes for genocide, war, natural disasters, urethra warts, kitten abuse, Jennifer Cuntrov, Michael Lohan, Baked Lays, unnecessary movie remakes and even CROCS! Yes, non-matching foundation is way worse than all of those combined.
And Kim never has to worry about this tragedy affecting her since she says "good morning" every day with a Maaco body spray and a dip in a vat full of orange lacquer.
via UsWeekly
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Submitted by Madonnas Lovely... on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 3:44am.
She is one ugly Mexican. I hate her face!
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She's not Mexican. Her father was Armenian. You might want to look up where Armenia is because it is nowhere near Mexico.
Ya know, for some reason I just can't hate Kim. I think she is as thick as a brick, shallow, materialistic and a spoilt pampered princess but I don't hate her! Paris annoys me a hell of a lot more than Kim.
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 3:32am.
I know how you mean. With me, it doesn't seem to matter how carefully I apply it, there's always some around my eye. Also, since my eyelashes are poker straight it shouldn't even be that challenging but somehow it is...and it's not like my eyelashes are dark enough to be without it because my eyelashes are blonde. So, I have straight, blonde eyelashes.
I've also been doing the Egyptian pharaoh look since I was in middle school. The Cleopatra comparisons don't come from nowhere! :P
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Sometimes i think the world needs a culling. Seriously, in a '28 days later' like situation most of us would be looking for food, she would be breaking into a make-up store.
She must REALLY hate herself. I know self hate leads to delusion, but surely even she must realise that the human genome has no code for powdery orange or silicone. What am i saying? She doesn't know what a genome is, she probably thinks its a new line by Maybelline!
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:35am.
Dear Centaurius,
You could have just said you disagree. Calling me a bitch was unneccessary. Besides, didn't you say yourself that if you had the chance to get paid for a fuck tape you'd do it? So how am I a bitch for pointing out that you value money over self-respect when you said yourself that you'd fuck on tape for money? Your only defense that I've seen concerning KK and her vapid whoredom is,"Well, she's getting that money!" Guess what. EVERY SINGLE DIME of that money could be gone tomorrow. Rich people are not invincible to REAL LIFE. Then what will she have? A million STD's and no money to treat them.
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Doesn't matter if you are a bitch or not, technically she should support you because you are a woman and you are (or aren't) working your bitchiness. Essentially, she should support you for disagreeing with her because that's what you have chosen to do.
She is one ugly Mexican. I hate her face!
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 3:25am.
So do I, but it's the only thing I know how to do. It can be very limiting.
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@Khensu
But, but, I lurve the Egyptian Pharoah look.
Also I don't mean the black gunk that settles under your eyes after a few hours but when you first wear it, I just cant seem to apply without messing up the rest my makeup.
ETA: Spin doctor it and call it your signature style. I was really annoyed when Wino came out and everyone remarked that I was copying her stlye. I've been doing this since I was allowed to wear makeup.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 11:35pm.
Women like Lorena Bobbitt, Susan Atkins, Aileen Wuornos, Ma Barker, or Andrea Yates, who drowned all 5 of her children, or just prostitutes like Kim Kardashian?
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LOL!
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 2:45am.
I have the same exact problem. I think it looks kind of cool when it smears on my lower lids, but on my top lids, I just draw a black line. My eyes are big enough to do away with the Egyptian pharaoh look.
I'm used to watching movies at two in the morning, haha... they aren't as fun to watch alone, though. I don't think I've ever seen Edward Scissorhands in its entirety.
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Gee Kim, must be nice to travel with a hair and makeup team and have lots of money to spend on your cosmetics so you can look down on others. Thanks for proving to the world yet again just how shallow you are.
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@Khensu
I've long given up on eyeshadow because I can NEVER wear mascara without smudging, even when I apply it painstakingly slowly and carefully. Good thing I'm not a pediatric cardiologist!
I just watched beetlejuice again last week, it's as good as I'd remembered. WAtched it alone at 2am though, not so fun. Must think of someone special to watch Whoa scissorhands with next.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 2:08am.
Haha! I'm the same way with my black eyeliner too, although I'm damn near out of the shit...I don't bother with eyeshadow though, because I'm too shaky to apply it artfully.
I will check those sites out, and Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies too! I still laugh so much when I watch it.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:50am.
ERgh, I have grey-green patches around my mouth. Barely noticeable but frikin annoying for me. VEry common in WOC though. I'm sure you have beautiful skin. I almost never wear makeup and accodringly, look pale and sleepy most days. but you'll have to pry my black eyeliner from my cold dead hands.
I think if I'm jonesing for it enough, I'll just dld it off utorrent. Also checkout stagevu.com its streams lots of movies from the late 80 onwards and plenty of indie comedies. Have you watched beetlejuice? It's my perennial favourite.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:41am.
Yup! I wish I could just buy the DVD instead of waiting for it to come on, but I can't find it anywhere. :(
My skintone's tricky because I'm very pale but I have yellow tones to my skin. I wear foundation, but it matches where there aren't yellow patches on my skin. I get compliments on my skin all the time, but I just think I look jaundiced and I never look healthy without makeup.
I *do* wear makeup because I don't like looking like a 14 year old and would like a sexier image.
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Bathym Belem Gomor!
@nightowl
Forget 10-15. What about in just 5 years? Nobody gave a crap about reality "stars" in 2005. It was all about Nsync and Britney. Just thinking about this shit (as in our society's impending doom) makes me go sterile.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
This Queen B.is seriously starting to look like my kid's Moxie Girl.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:32am.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:21am.
"Death Becomes Her" was a very funny movie.
I love death becomes her. I happened to turn on HBO one night years ago and I was hooked. My parents and I were laughing and laughing.
Now I want to watch it again.
Gawd I used to think she was so fricking gorgeous, ( see old picture of her in bikini) and let's face it, in this world we give people major free passes just for being good looking. Kim if you can read, and you are in fact reading DListed, please stop. You looked your best somewhere in 2008. Now you you downright fugly. I don't know how you are going to redeem yourself from being seen as the human urinal you are, or even if you can. But here's the good news: I too can't stand people who wear foundations that are too light.
But to be fair, drug store brands here do a huge disservice to any woman over NC35 here. And alot of Indian women look ashy in foundation. THat's why I hated wearing it for years. And MAC oxidizes and goes orange on me within a few hours. And not to mention that the MAC "artistes" are fucking stupid at picking out the correct colours and look like huge assholes themselves with their stupid, clothes, stupid hair and stupid makeup. And I'm not even going to talk about the EYEBROWS!!!! Good Lord. Is it like this in MACs all over the world?
Also for anyone interested, I recently discovered and really enjoyed Bourjois' mineral matte mousse foundation. Colour match is so-so but it applies great.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:35am.
She's been attacking people constantly lately.
I don't know what her deal is.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:15am.
Wonder if we'll ever have something like a post-modern Mae West? Or maybe it's become in some twisted way like the Victorian era, in that women who are famous for their bodies/being sexy must somehow pay lip service to denying exactly what they're doing for a living, which is the same as the ho on the corner, just safer & somewhat cleaner. AND she must be of the upper classes. My 2 centavos/nightnight <3
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Damn your closing argument is something to think about. I leave you with this... is Tila our post modern Mae West?
Good nite and don't let the bed bugs bite! ;)
"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Dear Centaurius,
You could have just said you disagree. Calling me a bitch was unneccessary. Besides, didn't you say yourself that if you had the chance to get paid for a fuck tape you'd do it? So how am I a bitch for pointing out that you value money over self-respect when you said yourself that you'd fuck on tape for money? Your only defense that I've seen concerning KK and her vapid whoredom is,"Well, she's getting that money!" Guess what. EVERY SINGLE DIME of that money could be gone tomorrow. Rich people are not invincible to REAL LIFE. Then what will she have? A million STD's and no money to treat them.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by nightowl on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:22am
That's it. You don't have to fucking rub it in. As for what I think? I think there's a certain place for that kind of behavior but I don't think it should be publicly forced down everyone's throats.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:15am.
it's late & am bidding buenas noches
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Que duermas con los angelitos!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 1:03am.
I don't really like anyone too much more even if they're proud of being skanky. I don't like that it's becoming a standard and that some people are flaunting that fact.
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ITA. It's NEVER ok for someone to be skanky. If one is, keep it on the downlow. I'm not saying that one shuld pretend to be perfect, but don't shove it in people's faces. Only pornstars and nude porn models can get away with making money off of being a skank.
Sometimes I get scared just thinking about people's behaviour. What will be acceptable in 15 or 20 years?
Exactly, Salacious. And Khensu, that's what really irks about this chick -- that someone who is famous for being a urinal is being pushed on kids as what? A role model? Damn, I sound like my mom but even Britney had a legit gig. Anyway, it's late & am bidding buenas noches, so last thought: Wonder if we'll ever have something like a post-modern Mae West? Or maybe it's become in some twisted way like the Victorian era, in that women who are famous for their bodies/being sexy must somehow pay lip service to denying exactly what they're doing for a living, which is the same as the ho on the corner, just safer & somewhat cleaner. AND she must be of the upper classes. My 2 centavos/nightnight <3
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:56am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 11:47pm.
Not the point, at all. The point being that not every woman is as pure as you try to present them to be, and there are some women who are indefensible. Having a uterus doesn't keep you from being a piece of shit.
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Right on, Team V, right on.
ETA: I looove me some Coco, Ice T's Coco. You know why I love me some Coco, besides the fact that her maybe-fake ass is waaay sessier than Kim K's maybe-fake ass? Because Coco "owns her sluttiness." She makes no bones about doing/being and enjoying exactly what Kim K has also used to make money but keeps playing this old-as-time bullshit game where she keeps denying the obvious because she wants to be seen as "classier."
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That is the reason why I love Coco too. She knows that she gets attention because of her huge ass and she doesn't hide it or pretends to have another career or talent. I'll take her over any Turdashian any day. Kim-ho may act like she's royalty and talk with a baby voice but she'll always be the ho that Ray J peed on.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:56am.
See, I kind of agree with you.
I think that Kim Tardashian trying to become a household name, and that it's actually working is pretty fucking gross. What the fuck is she doing at the Kids'(?) Choice Awards? Nasty.
On the other hand, I don't really like anyone too much more even if they're proud of being skanky. I don't like that it's becoming a standard and that some people are flaunting that fact.
Controversial subject #2: I think someone in this thread's just working overtime to piss everyone off.
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"The starving children of the world need to get over themselves, because this shit is definitely the worst thing ever. The same goes for genocide, war, natural disasters, urethra warts, kitten abuse, Jennifer Cuntrov, Michael Lohan, Baked Lays, unnecessary movie remakes and even CROCS! "
Bwahahaha. Word, MK. If the worst thing in the world is mismatched foundation, then you need a kick in the ass and be sentenced to volunteer at a soup kitchen or at a hospice or a Crocs store.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:48am.
Oh shit, you're right. :(
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 11:47pm.
Not the point, at all. The point being that not every woman is as pure as you try to present them to be, and there are some women who are indefensible. Having a uterus doesn't keep you from being a piece of shit.
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Right on, Team V, right on.
ETA: I looove me some Coco, Ice T's Coco. You know why I love me some Coco, besides the fact that her maybe-fake ass is waaay sessier than Kim K's maybe-fake ass? Because Coco "owns her sluttiness." She makes no bones about doing/being and enjoying exactly what Kim K has also used to make money but keeps playing this old-as-time bullshit game where she keeps denying the obvious because she wants to be seen as "classier."
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:41am.
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Khensu, very true but shush! Don't give anybody casting ideas. You know some people in the business check Dlisted out.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Because clashing foundation looks soooo tasteless while getting pissed on. Tell 'em, Kim, you've been there, girl!
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:38am.
UGH! For real. It seems that nowadays, just when you think they'll leave a certain movie alone, they announce they're doing a sequel or re-make.
I read recently that the same thing is happening with soap operas in Mexico. They're either remaking old ones, or just doing a lame-ass version of a recent foreign one that was a hit.
Submitted by nightowl on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:33am.
I only get to see that movie once in a blue moon.
Sal: I think that Paris Hilton kind of looks like a trashier, more birdlike Meryl Streep. On the other hand, KK acts like her in that movie. "ME ME ME!"
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Submitted by nightowl on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:33am.
I just saw that movie last week!
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Great movie. I hope it never gets remade.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:25am.
Her makeup reminds me of my first KISS concert! I'm pretty sure she stops at Home Depot in the morning and hires a crew of day laborers to apply it.
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LOL TV and good point, perhaps she should take make-up tips from Gene Simmons... On second thought, she's one shade away from looking like a Juggalette.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
OMG y'all are such haters.
Y'all are just angry that youz don't look like an Afghan Hound or a surgical disaster.
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Submitted by salacious on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:32am.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:21am.
"Death Becomes Her" was a very funny movie.
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I just saw that movie last week!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:21am.
"Death Becomes Her" was a very funny movie.
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I love it. I know it's almost blasphemous to put Meryl Streep and Turdashian in the same sentence, but she reminds me of her only after they become living dead.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Haha I think that this slut is so incredibly pathetic. Even though she's so wealthy..I would not trade my life of a stessed out/broke college student to trade places with that skank. She is such a sorry excuse for a woman. I read some comments and agreed with many. I think that this bitch needs a reality check and to stop getting work done. All she's famous for is that sex tape and being a slut. Her family must be proud..because they are all like that. Especially her mother..that woman is disgusting. She's the one who wears foundation that does not match! WTF is up with her face and lips? Gross! She looks so fug like her mother.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:19am.
Two Kim Turdashian posts in one day? Really MK???
That said, she reminds me of Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in "Death Becomes Her". She probably uses acrylic paint as make-up.
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Her makeup reminds me of my first KISS concert! I'm pretty sure she stops at Home Depot in the morning and hires a crew of day laborers to apply it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"Death Becomes Her" was a very funny movie.
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Two Kim Turdashian posts in one day? Really MK???
That said, she reminds me of Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in "Death Becomes Her". She probably uses acrylic paint as make-up.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
And this has been another Dlisted intervention:
CENTAURIOUS
WE LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!
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thanks MK
I can see your scalp, Kimmy. You're not fooling anyone in to thinking "Tang" is your natural shade.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Yeah, alright.
Says the bitch whose foundation is either about five shades lighter than her natural skin tone (remember when she tried to pull off the vamp look about a year ago? Lololololol) or day-glo fucking orange, depending on the time of year or who she's fucking.
Do you know what I hate most? I hate "flesh" toned lipstick on a set of Roger Ebert-esque lips, cheek implants that are so extreme that your jaw appears detached from your face, and dead eyes.
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I get more upset with the general public, who are responsible for making/keeping this shithead famous! They are watching her and her family's shows, and that is why she is shoved in our faces.
Gah!
She is just working it, but I hate her for lying every time she opens her mouth. It just pisses me off.
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wake the party up, we about to get it on
OK, well I have now spent hours arguing about KK, which is pathetic, because in the end, although I do like her, she is SO not worth it!
I enjoyed all of your different points of view, even if things did get a little bitchy, fine, everyone got their point across and I now have things to think about.
I wish I didn't have to debate the pros and cons about KK in my head for the next hour while I try and go to sleep, but I guess I have to, it's only fair to Dlisted and to all the awesome commenters!
Thanks.
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Oh but I guess KK looking like she's wearing a facemask is okay with her. Seriously, I can't stand this broad.
Then again, her mother is a starving, self-centered, selfish attention whore and her father is famous for getting a killer off the hook.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K