QOTD: What Kim Kardassian HATES The Most
The Kim Kardashian of today has the same genetic make-up as a bottle of foundation, so I guess she's the authority on how women should spread paint on their faces (not really). Kim tells the Toronto Sun what the WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS:
"I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."
The starving children of the world need to get over themselves, because this shit is definitely the worst thing ever. The same goes for genocide, war, natural disasters, urethra warts, kitten abuse, Jennifer Cuntrov, Michael Lohan, Baked Lays, unnecessary movie remakes and even CROCS! Yes, non-matching foundation is way worse than all of those combined.
And Kim never has to worry about this tragedy affecting her since she says "good morning" every day with a Maaco body spray and a dip in a vat full of orange lacquer.
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LOL, the Kim Tardashian defenses are so goddamned petty.
With enough money, I think that more than half of the world's population has potential to be as hot, if not hotter than this cooing mannequin. The notion that she (or any "sex symbol" whathaveyou, for that matter) somehow raises the bar for the rest of the world is ridiculous, even before she started looking like an Afghan Hound.
Some famous people, just like us middle class peons with souls, are simply better looking than others, but don't get the idea that they're some genetic anomalie.
I think it's downright laughable that someone would suggest that there are only two different types of people (women, especially) in this world: Opportunistic pretty people and intelligent ugly/plain folk.
Only ugly people aren't assholes!
Believe it or not, it is entirely possible to have a soul and a moral compass and still look beautiful on the outside. Sorry some of your personal experiences are so limited that you believe such an inane dichotymy.
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Her make-up is always awful
Very funny thread!
I like Kim Kardashian. She doesn't have any mug shots and she does work, with QuickTrim, appearances on the shows, etc.
She never appears hammered or on drugs and seems professional.
Most people don't like that she can support herself just by being pretty, but we can't all be pretty, can we, now.
I'm sure many of you have fuck tapes with your partners, most of which the WORLD would pay to NEVER see the light of day.
Some, however, might be viable. You'll never know how you'll react until you're shown the money, honey!
I've been poor to the point of almost being on the streets, so if someone wanted to buy my sex tape for millions, no questions asked, I'd sell it. My retirement fund.
No one ever would, though. I'm violently average looking, to the extreme.
We all have different socioeconomic circumstances here on Dlisted, and what one might do, another might not, and I think that should be, if not respected, accepted.
Judge not, lest ye be judged.
PS -- Nice suck ups to a certain Boardwalk Empire gentleman. I mean, he's OVER, hasn't the press release hit, yet?
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I wish someone would fuck Ryan Gaycrest in the ass---hard--you know, the way he says he doesn't like it for subjecting us to this awful clan. Speaking of, WTF is up with Bruce Jenner's appearance lately? He looks even worse than usual. His hair is turning into long wispy strands like an old woman's hair.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 6:53am.
She is beautiful, when she is sans fards.
Maybe she has to plaster on the makeup to hide the plastic surgery. Back in my customer service days, we had this hot Lebanese customer who was in her 50s and a slave to plastic surgery. Her makeup was always over the top, but she looked good. One day she sauntered in without her facial shellac, and it was ghastly.
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They look like burn victims. I saw one at Trader Joe's trotting around sans fards. It looked like she'd just had a chemical peel and was struttin proud.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 6:56am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 10:12pm.
Shit, if someone told me I could quit my job and star in a porn tape with my boyfriend pissing on me and giving him a blowjob, I'd be like, where do I sign up?!
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You are a huge, brain-dead fucking idiot. No wonder you like Kim.
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Submitted by Bellaella on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 3:57pm.
Gosh, I am not even being sarcastic when I say I thought this was a wax mannequin !! What on earth did she do to her face?! She looks more plastic than plastic.
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ITA. Hope she falls into some candle flames during the holidays.
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Gosh, I am not even being sarcastic when I say I thought this was a wax mannequin !! What on earth did she do to her face?! She looks more plastic than plastic. It's really sad that a girl in her 20s thought she needed so much plastic surgery. I wonder what (shudder ) she'll look like at 40. Scary image
I guess Kim considers herself to be a true celebrity so she's going for the glamorous look? I so want to be the opposite of her.
Kim Kardassian is an Oompa Loompa. She wants to discuss foundation? Brilliant!
She used to be quite pretty but just lately she has this bland look to her ... must be the plastic surgery, botox and turning 30.
Hahahahahaha, what a vapid whore. Also has she looked in a mirror lately? She used to be beautiful but nowadays she's looking straight busted. Like a mannequin almost.
I didn't know Jocelyn Wildenstein was being talked about on dlisted!
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:08am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 7:51am.
The notion that women should blindly support other women is ridiculous and defeats the purpose of building a stronger sex. What's wrong with thinning the herd, which in this case would be refusing to accept someone like Kim K.'s standards of beauty and behavior? SHE gives women a bad name, not us regulars who won't give someone like her a pass.
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Second this. Have not and never will "support" dumbfks, regardless of gender. Forget "blindly" (??). How irrational was that notion/statement? Jeez. No fking pass here.
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I am not going to support Christine O'Donnell or Kim Kardashian because of their gender. Men can hate The Situation or dumb ass politicians of their gender. To me that's true equality.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 9:18am.
Kim whines about "getting older and maturing" and why she's not taken seriously by men. BITCH IT'S BECAUSE YOU LOOK CRAZY, 100% FAKE, YOUR EARTH-SHATTERING THOUGHTS REVOLVE AROUND FKING MAKEUP, YOU BOTOXED AWAY YOUR ABILITY TO SMILE, oh, and no one can bring you around to see the family cause everyone knows what you did on video.
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When you make yourself look like a fuck toy, that's what people think you are. Remove the ass implants, trowel off the make-up. Remove the breast implants. Dress more modestly and DO SOMETHING! And maybe, just maybe, you will get your wish.
If she had a braincell in her head it would be fuckin lonely.
Puppetface is giving makeup tips?
Wait, that's a picture of a wax statue.....right?
Kim's remarks show the result of being reared by an air-headed former stewardess. Perhaps the thing Kim should hate the most is mommy's blacker than black shoe polish hair!
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Hmmmm....my first thought was "her plastic surgeon?"
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Is that why she had hers surgically applied?
I think she looks better with makeup that doesn't look layered on. exhibit A. http://www.ninjadude.com/index.php/kim-kardashian-likes-golden-showers
It also looks like maybe less plastic surgery before as well. Maybe a golden shower is good for the skin?
Kim whines about "getting older and maturing" and why she's not taken seriously by men. BITCH IT'S BECAUSE YOU LOOK CRAZY, 100% FAKE, YOUR EARTH-SHATTERING THOUGHTS REVOLVE AROUND FKING MAKEUP, YOU BOTOXED AWAY YOUR ABILITY TO SMILE, oh, and no one can bring you around to see the family cause everyone knows what you did on video.
Get a clue Kim. Get out of the limelight. Do some reading or something (no picture books). Volunteer somewhere, hell, even for a month or so. You might discover a new world. Someone might take your ass more seriously.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 7:51am.
The notion that women should blindly support other women is ridiculous and defeats the purpose of building a stronger sex. What's wrong with thinning the herd, which in this case would be refusing to accept someone like Kim K.'s standards of beauty and behavior? SHE gives women a bad name, not us regulars who won't give someone like her a pass.
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Second this. Have not and never will "support" dumbfks, regardless of gender. Forget "blindly" (??). How irrational was that notion/statement? Jeez. No fking pass here.
Yeah, wow. Some re-evaluation might be in order if anyone would jump at the chance to "sign up" for porn/piss/disillusionment. I am truly shocked.
*back to studies for me*
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That cow is dipped in foundation from head to toe. No wonder that the color of her face matches everything else.
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No Kim, the absolute worst thing in the world is a no-talented porn slut media whore.
Fuck Ryan Seacrest for bringing this plague of Kardashians on the world.
Ok, I just bitched at her on Twitter. It's her birthday, too. HA! unhappy birthday to you!
I wonder what Kim uses to take this shellac off her face? Turpentine?
is she bleaching her skin now or did she just stop tanning...cannot tell?! i mean that color looks like the flesh colored crayon in the big crayon box. kinda michael jackson-esque-ish.
Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 7:37am.
You know what I hate you slut from hell, bitches who lie about plastic surgery when it is OBVIOUS TO THE ENTIRE PLANET you have had TONS of plastic, fake tarantula eyelashes, orange colored skin (yeah, really matches whore), obvious lace front wigs, OBVIOUS buttocks implants, OBVIOUS botox and God only knows what else, sluts from hell who pay $100K for PURSES lawd give me a break!!, and just nasty, stupid, pimped out, peed on sluts who even dare to give beauty advice. You are a low down slut that needs to shut the fuck up already...take your over inflated ass and ego...and do the world a favor and dis the fuck apper!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
The notion that women should blindly support other women is ridiculous and defeats the purpose of building a stronger sex. What's wrong with thinning the herd, which in this case would be refusing to accept someone like Kim K.'s standards of beauty and behavior? SHE gives women a bad name, not us regulars who won't give someone like her a pass.
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She looks like an alien, dressed up to look almost human for Halloween.
You know what I hate you slut from hell, bitches who lie about plastic surgery when it is OBVIOUS TO THE ENTIRE PLANET you have had TONS of plastic, fake tarantula eyelashes, orange colored skin (yeah, really matches whore), obvious lace front wigs, OBVIOUS buttocks implants, OBVIOUS botox and God only knows what else, sluts from hell who pay $100K for PURSES lawd give me a break!!, and just nasty, stupid, pimped out, peed on sluts who even dare to give beauty advice. You are a low down slut that needs to shut the fuck up already...take your over inflated ass and ego...and do the world a favor and dis the fuck apper!!!
I hate spiderleg lashes.
Her slanted eyes make me think she got an eye lift. And I agree with the posters here who are saying the over the top make up is trying to cover up tell tale surgery marks (botched or not).
I think she's turned into a monster. She used to be so cute and pretty when she was a nobody.
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pssssppspps it'a not the botox, it's the fillers. botox makes you a sub par waxwork. fillers look like youve injected foreign materials under yr skin. these people can now only mate with that cat/man
oh sam, cmon, no matter what you look like, there's an audience. you know even that mexican fattest man in te world could make more with porn than with ripleys
I don't care how orange her skin is or how bad her eyes look: Like "pumped full of botox" is a good look? That picture is bizzare. She used to be way more attractive, and now is some hollywood uber plastic.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 10:12pm.
Shit, if someone told me I could quit my job and star in a porn tape with my boyfriend pissing on me and giving him a blowjob, I'd be like, where do I sign up?!
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You are a huge, brain-dead fucking idiot. No wonder you like Kim.
yeah. so much worse than western governments/media telling us that middle easterners are savages cos of their stance on women's rights, even tho women in the developed world are still either treated as sluts or saints and neither group is given respect in workplace or respetred responsibility as parents (genes more suited to etc.).
Cmon. There are plenty people (of both sexes) who's only claim to fame is their real or fake bodies. Who gives a f? To me, she's got more of a claim than fkn 'royalty'.
Well to me, the worst thing in the world is:
I hate when spoiled, no-talent fucktards talk. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they open their mouths and speak their empty minds.
KK is really trying to be the next Paris Hilton from a couple years ago, where everything she says and does is documented, and everyone knows about her. I hope she does something really dumb and lands in jail bawling her over-mascaraed eyes out. Wouldn't that be fun!
She is beautiful, when she is sans fards.
Maybe she has to plaster on the makeup to hide the plastic surgery. Back in my customer service days, we had this hot Lebanese customer who was in her 50s and a slave to plastic surgery. Her makeup was always over the top, but she looked good. One day she sauntered in without her facial shellac, and it was ghastly.
My biggest peeve: chipmunk cheek implants. Word to Kim, Madonna, Jada Pinkett and Jenny McCarthy.
Bitch got a hold of Homer's makeup gun!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3ajfkc5TI&feature=related
Funny thing is even with 5 pounds of eye makeup her eyes are STILL unseeable slits!
the worst thing in the world is that a fucking worthless piece of shit fat dumpy whore like Kim Kardashian has made so much money and lives a luxury lifestyle for doing nothing. I really really truly fucking hate this ugly, despicable whore. I can somehow rationalise Paris Hilton's "success", but not this one.
ps. I only ever saw the mother/daughter resemblance whe kim dot fillers in the 'labial nasal folds' (ie 'you know how ders lines when you smile cos yo mouf moobs?'). The way they create fatty, greasy lines round the nose like queen rivers, that don't quite match up with how yer face moves? example, how sophie monk looks like she's always got her mouth lined with an orange rind ootside her teefs. poor decision.
too light? oh cmon. i was TANNED (by the sun, oh the days) in high school and still the lightest shade i could find (mac and anna sui werent in my country then, fuck i sound old, it was just the late 90s) was orange on me. too dark or yellow foundation is the real enemy. YEAH AFRICA, WE GOTZ PROBLEMS TOO.