How Not To Sell A Milkshake
At Millions of Milkshakes (aka one of the rest stops off the Fame Whore Expressway) in Culver City last night, Kim "Chasing Dicks Since I Came Out The Womb" Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta teased the health department by debuting her own milkshake (made with wig cap sweat, Big Papa's nut juice, pieces of NeNe's old cartilage, Fashion Fair bronzer, and shredded foreclosure papers) while Michael Lohan watched. Yup, there's no way that milk stayed good with Michael Lohan and Kim Zolciak around.
Licking on a creamy white load is what made Kim Zolciak rich and famous, so she has definitely come full circle. I know, I know. I shouldn't throw hate. Kim is driving around in a leased Bentley convertible while I'm trying to get my warped Metro Card to work at the turnstile, so she wins this one.
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Thanks for the pics, MK, now I will go stab myself repeatedly in the eyeballs.
You know what sucks? I would probably love Real Housewives of Atlanta if I weren't from Atlanta. But I am. And it's embarrassing.
Fake plastic tits ... nastay
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Greasy.
Is Kate Major back on Lohan's dick after he allegedly smacked her around and leaked topless photos he had taken of her WHEN SHE WAS ASLEEP? Fucking incredible what these media whores will do for a little press.
Well, at least her lips aren't Tardy for the Party. In fact, they enter the room 10 minutes before the rest of her does.
Wow! (Chasing peen since she came outta the womb): 40 years of chasing peen really ages you! She's claims she's 32?! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!"
~~Tourettes Guy
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Uh, THIS milkshake does NOT bring the boys to the yard!
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"Instead of TRYING to be happy, shut the fuck up and be happy already!"
Yuck. Talk about unflattering pics, but then, that's how she always looks.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
She is so gross and nasty looking.
Tardy for the party at Millions of Blowjobs? Isn't this beneath her now? Lol!
I would never get a milkshake from there, it's associated with such dirty people in my mind, ugh
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THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH
ewww yes, fugly Kate Major is there!!! I thought he punched you in your vagina!?
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THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH
Why are his nips waving at me? Are they irritated because there is actual cloth over them?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by borg queen on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 8:19am.
Ummm..isnt that Kate Major wiht Papa Lohan. I thought kate had an order of protection against him."
Yeah it is- right?
looks like shes got the same budget weave as Kim as well.....
You know-daddy Lohan really looks like a fucking asshole-between him and White Oprah-hopefully Betty Ford will get a fucking restraining order against both of them to keep them away from Blohan-she will never have a chance with these 2 bottom feeders leeching onto her...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by theatregeek on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 10:36pm.
In the words of Nene Leaks:
"Hey, LINDSAY LOHAN DADDY"
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I forgot Nene tore him a new asshole on TV.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
Ummm..isnt that Kate Major wiht Papa Lohan. I thought kate had an order of protection against him.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
the most disturbing pic out of this mess is the micheal lohan hug. ew just ew.
Ol Kim does not look real.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I got excited when I saw this pic because I thought that was Jennifer Coolidge. Whatever happened to that chick anyway?
Gross - what has she been doing with her lips??!?!?
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
gah, this bitch is hideous...isn't she claiming to be in her early 30's?
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
man they like equality at millions of milkshakes huh?
The hair. The Lips. Beyond gross.
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Wyle E
"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
She looks like what'd happen if Pete Burns,Steve Tyler, and Keith Richards got together.
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Bathym Belem Gomor!
And *boop* she goes into my Nasty-Ass Tricks Tryna Be Something That They're Not photo album
Thanks MK!! *muah*
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
This is the one who claims to be 29 right? Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by theatregeek on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 10:36pm.
In the words of Nene Leaks:
"Hey, LINDSAY LOHAN DADDY"
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"YOU ARE A TOXIC PARENT, TOXIC PARENT, TOXIC PARENT" lol
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Good god.
I also don't really get why people voluntarily watch this Real Housewives shit. Yeah, sometimes I watch a lot of reality TV, but as if their cattiness isn't insufferable enough, they're boring and predictable.
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Bathym Belem Gomor!
She looks like someone turned Sandra Bernhard in to a Real Doll.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
I don't really watch that Real Housewives shit on tv, but I do see this bitch mentioned alot...with that being said...
1.)Her fake tits look horrid.
2.) I can see Michael Lohan's Nips poking through his shirt. They look better than her plastic halloween costume titties though.
3.) She looks like an older blonde warped tupperware version of Lea Michele.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
seriously, what is this millions of milkshakes thing? i've never heard of it except here. and i live in l.a.
sigh. i remember the days when i used to have milkshakes regularly.
With the "guest crew" they've had at Millions of Milkshakes over the last year, I'm surprised they haven't been shut down by the Board of Health.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
the only two things good about her are, her nasty attitude and her nasty face.
once again, we have to have a talent to be on top, because after our looks are not there anymore, what do we show ? Our nasty attitude and is just not pretty,
find some hobbies at list, to show your friends you are worth something because you know something.
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America is supposed to be given over to ugliness. There are a good many ugly things there and the ugliest are the most pretentious.
Goldwin Smith
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Because chasing dicks gets old
Looking at this filthy whore with a shake will keep you from shakes for the rest of your life
How does she and other women think they are sexy/attractive with all that plastic stuck in their face? Ugh! These women amaze me.
Although a friend who met KimZ in person said she was, I would never call her "attractive" but my lord did she make herself ugly! What is in the water in LA? DAYUM!
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
In the words of Nene Leaks:
"Hey, LINDSAY LOHAN DADDY"
Fucking gross.
The young Dee Snyder is ahhhhh....not all that attractive.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
For a second there I thought I was looking at Jessica Simpson in the future.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Are we sure she is female? The last thing this 'bitch' needs is a milkshake, IMO.
Sweetas on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 6:12pm.
Milkshake: NO ME MOLESTE!!! CULO!!
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Bawhahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha. Someone hold me
That famewhore blohan would show up to the opening of an envelope. Useless asshat.
Duckface!
Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 9:31pm.
WTF is Lohan doing there? And with Kate Major, the fiance he supposedly smacked?!?
Yeah, that too. Why isn't she running away with both hands over her bagina instead cuddling up to him with a big fucking smile on her Downsy face?!
Hot DAMN am I cranky.
"Wrapped in neon pink Lycra and tied with a ribbon made of the moist gusset from a glittery thong."-MK
Oh GROSS, come on. Thumbnail 6? Really?
As if the three of them together isn't bad enough on it's own, there's Michael Lohan's fucking perky nipple sticking out through what appears to be a J.Jill v-neck jumper in sea foam green, a la the one in my mom's closet. I'm gonna go puke.
"Wrapped in neon pink Lycra and tied with a ribbon made of the moist gusset from a glittery thong."-MK
WTF is Lohan doing there? And with Kate Major, the fiance he supposedly smacked?!? What the fuck is happening in this world?!?
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"... educational videos which can be found in the FRESH FUCKERY section of your local library ..."
Has she had a facelift? She's starting to look like that Jocelyn "lionface" Wildebeast woman...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
She is 100% fug. She looks like a man wearing a blonde wig!