A Costume Fit For A Fancy Scientology Princess
Do you really expect 4-year-old Suri Cruise to wear an ordinary princess costume from Rite-Aid or one of the sequined gowns from Tommy Girl's "role play closet" down in his dungeon (that would be HIGHLY inappropriate for many reasons I am not going to list here) for Halloween? If that happened, the volcanic tears from Xenu would fall onto Earth. Nobody wants that, especially Suri. So because of this, Stepford Katie and Tommy are having a one-of-a-kind princess gown made for Suri using real diamonds. Go look at the balance on your checking account right now. Add a zero or two and that's how much this mess is going to cost.
A source tells InTouch (via SFGate), "It's more than a month away, but Suri already has her fairy-princess gown and will be wearing diamonds with her costume. Tom spent more than $6,000 on the dress, which features a tulle skirt and pearl embroidery."
With all due respect to Suri, fuck her $6,000 Toddlers & Tiaras dress. It will never compete with the bee costume my abuelita made for me in the third grade. Yes, the wings were wonkier than Parasite Hilton's eye after a glaucoma test and it was so short and tight that I'm pretty sure I had baby moose knuckle, but I still won fifth place in the costume parade!
And you know that after Suri Cruise goes trick or treating in her giant mansion (Suri knocks on the doors of every room and her servants answer holding a bowl of diamonds), Tommy Girl is going to steal her princess dress and add it to his collection. RIGHT: Tommy Girl isn't.
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What do you mean "become"? She already IS a disgusting little snob! Also, she's NOT cute!
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Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 11:10am.
Suri is cute now, but just wait. In ten years she is going to be a nightmare because her parents are grooming her to become the biggest snob in the entire world.
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Suri is cute now, but just wait. In ten years she is going to be a nightmare because her parents are grooming her to become the biggest snob in the entire world. They are probably already saving for her BILLION dollar sweet 16 party. You know she's going to have to outdo all of her other rich friends who just got a new Mercedes Benz and a washed out pop star perform at their party. She is going to need a Vera Wang dress made especially for her special day.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 10/21/2010 - 10:59pm.
You go, MK, with your homemade, abuelita-made costume!
My mom made all our costumes (and lots of our clothes) and taught me how to sew for myself. I'll never forget the year she braided a coat hanger into my braids to make them stick out when I went as Pippi Longstocking.
Fuck all that diamond princess shit - the beauty of ch8ildhood is that you don't care about that crap. IMO, they are raping her childhood by training her to care about material things too young. BAH!!!
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You go, MK, with your homemade, abuelita-made costume!
My mom made all our costumes (and lots of our clothes) and taught me how to sew for myself. I'll never forget the year she braided a coat hanger into my braids to make them stick out when I went as Pippi Longstocking.
Fuck all that diamond princess shit - the beauty of ch8ildhood is that you don't care about that crap. IMO, they are raping her childhood by training her to care about material things too young. BAH!!!
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She doesn't look cared for or loved with rat's nest hair and high heel shoes with no socks. That is unhealthy and nasty. She always looks like she needs a bath and has dirt under her finger nails. Doesn't she have a nanny? Does she own a pair of socks and a real pair of shoes?
Her clothes almost never match either. It's as if she finds them under her bed or something.
her hair always looks like a Sammie Sweethearts hair after a bar fight with a cute little barette on one side.
why doesn't katie make her some tidy little frenchbraids or something? because it will pull suri's eyes even farther apart? yes, I went there.
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Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 5:19pm.
Why don't she just wear a "Scream" mask and call it a day?
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I would love to see all three of them in Scream masks all the time.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
pics of the epic bee costume, MK?
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Oh brother, another "Look what I have! Looky look look!" display from Tom Cruise. He keeps bragging about throwing money around in the hopes it will someday impress somebody. He is so damn stupid and has no idea what it would really take to get back in the public's good graces.
So, my daughter is pretty motbereffin spoiled (yeah, I know), but there is no way I would buy her a costume with fucking diamonds on it. She is a CHILD. She does not need real jewelry on a Halloween costume.
Beside, costume jewelry can look just as good, if not better, than the real thing. Case in point: JLo's QVC diamonds.
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$1300.00 on make-up?!
What's wrong with the Bonnie Bell lip smackers?
"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 9:31am.
Raul just cuts a hole in a spud, sticks it on his cock and goes as a Dictator.
LMAO
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Why don't she just wear a "Scream" mask and call it a day?
"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"
I dont know if i had money like that to spoil my kid i might be a little over board with it. im poor and i try to give him what ever he wants, hes my baby (15) even though he hates me.
Behold the future Crackie Cruise!
Seems like they were too busy wasting money to notice this little girl needed a bath and good hair brushing. Oh, yes, and like everyone said, they're also fucking up her feet.
Wow, this kid is going to be so out of touch with reality.
I hope this is a rumor, if not hopefully he will auction it off for charity when she is done with it, I'm sure someone who is not as rich as cruise would like it for their overindulged child.
She really looks like Chris Klein.
MK... show us a picture of the bee costume please!!
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strike me as advertising. I do believe TomKat are shilling out the only thing they got going for them.
I have two words for the Cruises: Christina Crawford.
That is all.
i really just hope they are right about 2012 and takes all these jackasses the fuck away.
How would Suri know if she was wearing real diamonds or not? This is completely coming from the egos of the parents. When I was little, I loved to play with my grandmother's old costume jewelry and desperately wanted the costumes in the boxes that other kids wore. I'm sure if Suri had a choice she'd rather do the same.
Submitted by anniepants11 on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 1:00pm.
Fucking ridiculous. There's so many hungry kids in the world, including the USA, and these goddamn celebrities spend a fortune on their spoiled spawns. Totally self-involved assholes.
THANK YOU.
I was logging in to post that. How do these selfih, self important assholes sleep at night?
fucking shit. halloween is about the candy and the fun for kids, like they give a shit what the costume costs anyway. fucking losers.
hope they have nihtmares about soup kitchens, but that would require a working brain cell.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Maybe she'll marry Shiloh Pitt.
Fucking ridiculous. There's so many hungry kids in the world, including the USA, and these goddamn celebrities spend a fortune on their spoiled spawns. Totally self-involved assholes.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 9:31am.
Raul just cuts a hole in a spud, sticks it on his cock and goes as a Dictator.
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If Raul does not have photographs,it did not happen.
That hair makes me think she is Josh Hartnett's kid.
Suri Cruise will be next Chaz Bono (Salvatore)
and she is going to thank her parents because they make her wear all of those high heels and princess dresses.
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This child needs to get acquainted with some jeans and sneakers REAL QUICK.
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Even though it is not any better, but the article says that she is wearing diamonds WITH her dress. NOT a dress made of diamonds. Tom Cruise is a fucking asshole. It would be great if someone were to pull a Mark David Chapman on him. It's not like he is a benefit to society or anything, he is just a incredibly obnoxious douche-bag.
And for a little 4 year old those shoes are cute, there is nothing wrong with her wearing them to play dress up in. But it would not be ok for her to be wearing them all of the time as her main pair of shoes, and for all we know she could be only wearing them on occasion.
I can't WAIT to see what kind of fuckery this kid is going to come up with in a few years. She is going to be so fucked up in the head, it's going to blow our brains up!
Maybe they think she will like them because they spoil her. Which, we all know is NOT the case.
She's going to be like those kids who are raised in cults. They just can't adapt to real life and kill themselves at an alarming rate. Or they do drugs and hate themselves. It's a shame.
@Queenie,
It just seriously get me from joking to being serious-minded and fuming in 10 seconds. One starts to look at the whole picture, try to give a benefit of the doubt, then it occurs to me that I have NOT ONCE heard of those scientolofucks, specifically Tommygirl, doing a damn bit of significant good for the community with that excessive wealth. Now, bad on him for FORGETTING that if he flaunts that shit, some peeps might call him on it.
It is the very definition of elitist. Tiger Woods has that fucking mentality and so does Tom fucking Cruise. Period. *insert period raisins all up in here*
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This kid is going to be one mean girl. There's no hope for her.
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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 12:24pm.
Nunya,
Seriously. The few times I saw Isabella tag along w/ Kate and Suri, she looks miserable and resentfull.
Now, no hate on rich peeps, but the fucked part is this obscene spoiling amongst themselves is an affront to the struggling. At least also be in the news here or there doing somekind of habitat for humanity shit or school donation or fucking something. Why the FUCK do I hear that food pantries at all the churches/social services offices are running dry when these dumb wealthy m-f-ers cannot literally donate to them (what? 5K will fill a food pantry for the community for at least 6 months; I volunteered for one so I know). One rich bastard like tommygirl can donate enough ALL BY HIMSELF, that's how wealthy they are. Ridiculous is 6k/1300 for a dress/makeup, or whatever the real cost of their shit is. They know they can help more, they choose to ignore cause they think they're gods or better or whatever. Look at the Gates' - they've donated 400mill in the last year or two - to colleges, schools, inner cities. Seven students at my college received significant Gates' foundation funds just for proving good grades and need.
Sorry for the rant. I joke and all, but then more news comes out and it just crosses the fucking line.
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It is bullshit. I always hoped if I ever became wealthy, I'd donate more to more charities.
No fucking way would my 4 year old kid get a $6000 costume for Halloween. No. Fucking. Way.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 12:13pm.
Were Isabella and Connor spoiled like this? Is Suri going to be sent away to Scientology school too? The older siblings must resent the hell out of Sunday Rose Urban and Suri Cruise.
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Nunya,
Seriously. The few times I saw Isabella tag along w/ Kate and Suri, she looks miserable and resentfull.
Now, no hate on rich peeps, but the fucked part is this obscene spoiling amongst themselves is an affront to the struggling. At least also be in the news here or there doing somekind of habitat for humanity shit or school donation or fucking something. Why the FUCK do I hear that food pantries at all the churches/social services offices are running dry when these dumb wealthy m-f-ers cannot literally donate to them (what? 5K will fill a food pantry for the community for at least 6 months; I volunteered for one so I know). One rich bastard like tommygirl can donate enough ALL BY HIMSELF, that's how wealthy they are. Ridiculous is 6k/1300 for a dress/makeup, or whatever the real cost of their shit is. They know they can help more, they choose to ignore cause they think they're gods or better or whatever. Look at the Gates' - they've donated 400mill in the last year or two - to colleges, schools, inner cities. Seven students at my college received significant Gates' foundation funds just for proving good grades and need.
Sorry for the rant. I joke and all, but then more news comes out and it just crosses the fucking line.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Were Isabella and Connor band-aid babies ? I bet the two of them go on a shooting spree at the Cruise mansion/Scientology Center in the near future.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
they are so annoying & creepy...cue addams family music.
I can't even imagine being this child's teacher or classmate...does she even go to school/have tutors ? Or are TomKat going to let her decide when and if she ever wants to be 'educated' ?
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 12:01pm.
ugh. it gets worse.
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=724325&showcomme...
"She has amazing taste for a little girl."
Well, duh. Stick ANY kid in front of the expensive makeup counter, and he or she will walk away with some "quality" shit.
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Were Isabella and Connor spoiled like this? Is Suri going to be sent away to Scientology school too? The older siblings must resent the hell out of Sunday Rose Urban and Suri Cruise.
Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 10/20/2010 - 12:01pm.
ugh. it gets worse.
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=724325&showcomme...
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*head spinning* Ohfuck. "...suri had free reign...". Kate and Tom thinks that shit is cute now. WAIT. Just wait, oh, what, 12 more years, at the most. Please LORD, let hell hath NO fury like a rich bot scorned!!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
ugh. it gets worse.
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=724325&showcomme...
OK, I could deal with a one of a kind dress...but diamonds? This can not possibly bode well for that little persons character development.
Heels on a 4 year old. WTF?
I also wonder if Katie will still be carrying Suri when she's 18.
Not my business if that child needs ankle replacement surgery in ten years.
She looks nothing like Tom.
Is it sad to admit that even if I put 00 at the end of my account balance, it still wouldn't be enough to buy this dress?
Since I don't believe in hell, I'll just go ahead and type it: I can't wait for this girl to hit her teens and have a huge taterhead and the hairline of that Real Housewife woman (Teresa?).
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