Ho Shit Brought To You By The Kiddies From Glee
There's something uncomfortably strange about seeing Lea Michele pose hard as though she's an aspiring teenage slut on MySpace (or Demi Moore). It's as if a Beagle puppy gave you fuckme eyes while licking at her nipples or if a bunny wiggled her tail at you while wearing a baby pink lace negligee. It makes you want to throw a blanket over your head as if it's bed time and you're a bird cage. It's not right and it's unnatural!
You know, I'm all for bringing out your inner dirty whore for the cameras, but DAMN! The last time I saw someone trying this hard they were pushing out a kidney stone and it was me! I can't, you can't, we all can't.
Here's a few more pictures of Lea, Dianna Agron and Cory Monteith representing ho shit in GQ Magazine (shot by Terry Richardson). Well, I should say that Lea and Dianna are representing. Cory is doing no such thing since he's fully clothed! Why isn't he in his damn panties? The nurse's office will be waiting for his written excuse.
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Of course the boy is fully clothed . . . Any way Rachel is not sexy and needs to stop faking the funk.
Love the crotch shot. Something right out of Hustler. In fact this is just a "classed-up" version of a Hustler spread.
Lollipop is a nice touch.
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Why not do it naked?? These shots make Britney's old Rollig Stone shoot look like Susan Boyle for Ladies Home Journal.
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"Dianna on the other hand is giving good face and Cory,lol he's like a nerdy virgin boy in female paradise where they're serving ass-pudding(that didn't come out right)"
actually no i think you summed it up veraciously-i would describe this photoshoot as "ass-pudding" ;D
I hate that since she is on a "hit" crap show everyone can now shove Lea Michele down our throats. She is not appealing or remotely attractive or sexy & she does seem like a mega bitch. She is basically young, with a small thin fit body & gorgeous hair, that's all.
Dianna on the other hand is giving good face and Cory,lol he's like a nerdy virgin boy in female paradise where they're serving ass-pudding(that didn't come out right),
she does the sultry half-opened-mouth and the hysteric-laugh in all of these pictures giving a very awkward and ugly expression, where her facial features would work better with a closed mouth,subtle-grin-upwards and dreamy-half-closed eyes.. I actually think she is a pretty girl with a nice body and I like her natural nose, me thinks better than some MJ hacked-up little precious piece of meat shit, work what the nature gave you,
Lea is pretty but she looks really desperate in these photos like shes trying too hard. and what a *gasp* surprise this is shot by terry "pervy uncle" richardson, complete with double standards-the dude is fit if the girls are half naked he should be too!
It's interesting that the blonde one obvious said no to the just underwear look. I mean come on - even that skirt she's wearing is huge for GQ standards. Lea seems awfully desperate to get people to regard her as the sexy one. She is lovely - and definitely not 'thick' .. but she's just trying too hard.
Why do some of these Hollywood ho's bring the slut on? Do they really think acting like a whore will bring them lasting fame? What happened to that Disney chick who sent butt naked bush pics of herself to everyone's phone? Yeah, whatshername. Sometimes that shit backfires.
I'm the only one on this planet who find lea pretty??? I like ethnic features...
I bet if it was a K Kardashian post everybody would be saying that she shouldn't have butchred her face
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If you didn't think Leah is being an Attention Whore, check out thumbnail #4.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Lea's mouth is huge!! She reeks of desperation and insecurity, not sexy. I have the same first name as this cow. I've only met 2 other people with that name...I hate that I have to share it with her
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
It's the Farrah hair that's getting to me.
why do they have to be so skeezy????
I am not sure why Lea Michelle is such a bitch as her looks really are NOTHING to write home about... That nose really does her no good and her acting sucks. I'd do Corey....
Just get your tits out and fuck on film already. It's the typical career path of 20 year olds in Hollywood, why should you be any different.
Based on these pics, you're not acting any different from the typical whores of Hollywood.
It worked for Kim - spread em' and film @ 11.
Ugh Terry Richardson is such a perv. I should have known this was his work, it has all of his pervy trademarks.
What a slut! Could she be more obvious? Licking a lollypop (puhleez), sitting on a narrow bench with her legs spread (a view only your gyno should see)and the classic "can you see my breasts" pose. Obviously a desperately unhappy girl with zero self esteem. However, she does stand a bright future as an adoptee of the Kardashian family in case the the 2 younger ones dont fall off the rails as planned.
Uh, yeah. She's trying way too hard. Dianna looks almost like a demure angel in comparison. I agree with Dgrin in thinking Lea's got a really nice body but she clearly hasn't yet mastered the facial expressions to go along with the poses. She's very pretty, but maybe doesn't have the conventional bikini babe looks to work with this kind of thing. I also feel like you may have to watch the show to think she's attractive, because she tends to photograph looking old or like she has an enormous jaw (especially red carpet photos).
It makes me wonder if maybe she has identified with the character Rachel too much and now she's just trying way too hard to break out of that image. It's kind of stupid.
Lastly, I actually like the socks with heels. When I was younger, my mom used to have me wearing those thin lacey socks all the time and I got pretty tired of them (I was not very fashionable). Now I wish I had some because I find myself thinking they're kind of adorable.
P.P.S. I'd do Cory. I think maybe he's got WAY too many clothes on because he's battling the pudge? I really want to see the episode where he's in his undies to see if they actually show anything and to see how uncomfortable he'll probably look shooting those scenes.
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I like the fact Dianna is more clothed (barely) and is still hotter/sexier than Lea in her undies. You think Lea would know her good angles by now.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 2:58pm.
The thing is, Lea is once-in-a-generation talented, but she will piss it all away with anorexia and meth. How sad.
That's exactly what I always think when I look at her. See her in Spring Awakening or Fiddler on the Roof and she'll knock your fucking socks off, but get her to Hollywood in front of a TV camera and what you get is...this. I don't know why people hate on her looks so much, I think she's very pretty. She doesn't know how to work her kind of pretty, though.
As for Glee, the first episodes were great. Then I lost interest, and when I came back they had gotten successful and starting embracing the stupid crap they were satirizing before. It could've been great though.
There's such a collective of wasted talent on that show it kinda makes me pukey.
"Wrapped in neon pink Lycra and tied with a ribbon made of the moist gusset from a glittery thong."-MK
if only Glee was as slutty, it's getting rather dull lately, Lea must learn how to pose that face, she's bringing everyone else down with that awkward grimaces in the group pics,
Lea ruined this shoot. she is giving the "crazy" vibe, as opposed to cute and sexy.
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I have not heard a single thing about Lea Michele except that she is an utter bitch.
In that thumbnail of the blondie girl her red pom-poms looked like a giant blood splatter on the wall as if someone shot her through the head. Still would rather look at that than Lea in her weird unsexy underwear.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 8:26pm.
Lea Michele looks like a real bitch. She's a Streisand in the making, and I mean that behind the scenes Babs, the control freak one parodied on "South Park." You'll see...
I just read her article at People.com, and this bitch actually compares herself to Streisand. And kudos to her for not getting a nose job, but she's clearly starving herself, so she's obviously the complete opposite of the confident woman she is trying to portray herself as.
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ugh.. rachel berry...
so annoying... and lame with those random tattoos...
she swears...
i hear the blond is a real sweetheart in real life... p.s. she's usually one of the backup (disguised)dancers(coz she's a dancer)... check it out
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 8:31pm.
I've only worn one of those slutty costumes once. I was a Pirate. BUT I wore an extra top under because I didn't want to show cleavage. I will NEVER do that again.
EDIT: I will never wear a slutty costume again!!!!
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 8:31pm.
I like socks w/ heels too. It's all about what you wear. The way Leah is wearing them is trashy, but I do like the way they're wearing them in thumb #4, under the strap of the heel. Just don't wear a cool skirt that's not too short or that makes you look like a 5 year old.
Sorry, but I like socks with heels, depending on the socks and heels. Rome chicks in Prada can rock that shit. The trick is to have balance, e.g., a long skirt, fitted or a-line, with short socks and kitten heels (maybe high ones, specifically pumps). But with a short skirt, you just look like a teenager or a slut or some ZZZ Top video cast off.
Halloween is coming up, and once again, I'm going to see females dressed as:
sexy witch
sexy cheerleader
sexy nurse
sexy librarian
sexy furry animal (e.g., bunny rabbit, kitty cat, puppy dog)
sexy cop
sexy postule
sexy pencil sharpener
sexy turnstile
Leah's trying WAY too hard to be sexy. I don't think I'm sexy At ALL and I would NEVER pose like that. You'll only ending up making a fool of yourself.
Lea Michele looks like a real bitch. She's a Streisand in the making, and I mean that behind the scenes Babs, the control freak one parodied on "South Park." You'll see...
Ew. Leah Michele trying to be sexy makes my Bits dry up. She damn ugly.
It's like American Apparel exploded all over a mostly legit periodical.
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This is the same pervy photog that did the Rolling Stone pics of Leighton Meester and Blake Lively deepthroating an ice cream cone, right? utterly tasteless.
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I don't know Leah Michelle, nor have I read any of her interviews but I don't really see an insecure girl. She plays on eon the show, though. Her character has a Type A personality, and is high strung. I don't see any of it when she's on the red carpet. However, I do think that she probably has an overconfidence when it comes to her looks and it may be because she may have been insecure over her nose.
Oh I did see her in an interview once on a late night show and she seemed ok.
I love watching Glee (and I thought Leah's rendition of Yentl 2 weeks ago was beautiful) but they need to have her character take a back seat to let other characters take more of the spotlight.
why must all the fuckery ruin this show for me?!
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Umm...socks with heels is just pr0n.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 7:23pm.
You know what pisses me off? People who wear socks with heels? Saw someone wearing black heels with white socks today. Made them look retarded.
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Right!?! What the hell is wrong with their optical nerves/head?? Funhouse mirror in the morning, anyone?
Stop w/ the socks and heels. Oh also, I know many aged golfers do this, but I CANNOT FKING STAND black trouser socks WITH THOSE KNEE GARTERS and fking tan loafers on fking golfers. S T O P ! ! !
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Lea must not have gotten the memo. Cory and Dianna look like they are working the sexy schoolkids (despite the abundance of clothing on him). Whereas Lea just looks like she is working for her next audition in a Michael Bay movie.
You know what pisses me off? People who wear socks with heels? Saw someone wearing black heels with white socks today. Made them look retarded.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 6:19pm.
I think Dianna is gorgeous, it should have been her and Naya Rivera posing for this shit. Cory Monteith always looks a little *slow* to me.
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Ever since the Britney episode, I started to really like Brittany cheerleader (Heather Morris). She's a good dancer, has a decent voice (for Glee standards, not as good as Leah or Mercedes but better than the real Britney, at least when she's singing dance music) and I just like her character.
I don't really like Cory Montieth's character.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Lea Michelle as far as I'm concerned, is a clear sign of a girl that knew damn well she wasn't that attractive growing up but assured herself that one day she'd be better than all the 'pretty' girls and that they were probably just jealous of her.
Now, some idiot with a camera in one hand and his dick in the other told her she's beautiful and now bitch can't let it go and suddenly she sees every new photo-shoot as another sign of how beautiful and hot she is and actually her nose isn't unusually long but instead, sexy. REALLY SEXY.
Not that I've thought too much about this or anything. ETA: I loved Glee initially but we haven't even got season 3 yet in the UK but I'm already rolling my eyes. Word to whoever said this show will be done soon.
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What the fucking fuck?
Retards.
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That chick on the right is hideous
I don't watch this show. Is it really as funny as they say?
"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"
The brunette doesn't know how to pose for shit. She looks stupid as hell with her mouth hanging open. I've seen better fuck-me looks on Facebook.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
I fucking hate this show. Never watched it but I've been tortured by their rendition of Journey's Don't Stop Believing on the radio so many times. They completely BUTCHERED that song.