SamRo Gets All The Down And Out Cooch
This story from Radar doesn't really come out and say that SamRo offered up her tongue for Xtina's weepy vag to cry on after her split from Bat Boy, but the source kind of insinuates this. Apparently, SamRo and Xtina's friendship became closer when the cave of true love Bat Boy shared with her collapsed into a million pieces. Xtina stopped trolling for chocha in gay bars and spent more time with SamRo instead. I swear, SamRo is the Captain Save-A-Ho of Hollywood .
The source went on to say this shit, "They've known each other forever and they're good friends. Samantha was in Mexico with Christina for Nicole's [Richie] bachelorette party. Christina and Sam grew closer as her marriage crumbled, and eventually Jordan found himself unnecessary in his wife's life."
Just because SamRo is wiping away Xtina's oily tears with a baby wipe dipped in Palmolive doesn't mean they're bumping baginas. And even if they are, it's for the best. I mean, the quickest way to stop crying through your eyes is to start crying panty pudding down below. The truth.
And the minute Lindsay Lohan gets out of rehab, she's gonna cut a bitch. Well, it's better than her cutting a line, right?
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I don't think SamRo's a predator at all. This is exactly what happens when marriage-obsessed people tie the knot and pop out puppies when they're too young. They never experiement, so they are fatally curious.
However, we'd be fools not to realize that this is a publicity stunt to promote Burlesque.
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You are so dumb, you are really dumb...for real.
I don't get why any mostly straight girl would want SamRo's nasty pasty ass, she's not even a hot lesbian. She's gross and pathetic.
So, Lindsay's in rehab and SamRo has been stepping out on her?
Who is LiLo going to go after once she's let out of her cage at Betty Ford- SamRo or Xtina?
Come at me bitch!
I just hope this isn't true.
Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 8:12pm.
Sam wasn't always this butch:
http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2009/04/pretty-in-pink.php
goddamn. why, SamRo....why?
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
GotDAMN, Sammy Ro gots more game than the Lakers.
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
Sam wasn't always this butch:
http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2009/04/pretty-in-pink.php
Manro is one skank worst than Dinho.
How the HELL did I miss this post!? MK's cor-damn-rect; Lindsey is going to blow shit up over this mess. OOOOooohhh CHILE!!
*pencils in "sick day" for that press release*
{hugs to A.cotw}
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Where is my crossbow? I see a junkie about to attack.
Christina's starting to look as creepy as that Japanese robot from yesterday's OP. Step AWAY from the makeup, girl.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
what's so appealing about Sam?
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
"Christina and Sam grew closer as her marriage crumbled"
Translation: Sam wore a strap-on.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 1:10pm.
SamRo is a drug dealer (day job) to female, bi-sexual celebrities of a certain age. AKA a predator.
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I was going to say the same thing. So who's next? Tammy Lynn or Melissa?
Sam Ro is such a loser. Posing for the camera making ugly faces and giving the finger. She is lucky anyone would bother to waste their time taking her fugly snapshot.
Also, how does one acquire a ticket to the brawl b/w lilo and Genie in a vaghole?
I myself will come prepared with a plastic drop cloth a la Gallagher cause I don't want to catch skank.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
The Ronson's are some rich euro or ny trash. Her sister is a designer who slums it for Target. Jay-Z's record company signed her then dropped her little bit later. That was when she didn't look like such an angry twat eating lez.
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"My gynecologist committed suicide." ~ Liz Lemmon on her summer break.
Her brother actually has talent. She, on the other hand, looks like something I'd throw my shoe at as it scurried across my floor.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
What be SamRo's job?
Club hopper, pie eating "dj"?
What's this Ronson's family story? Her brother is also 'musical', correct?
This clusterfucking that is going on today reminds me of the sewing circles back in the golden days of Hollywood. Nothing original here.
That SamRo thing looks dirty.. it's like a yeast infection waiting to happen if you serve your pie to her.
If Sam goes motorboat on them, it's all over.
Is this chick trying really really hard to be in the media's eye or what?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Where is the moral outrage against X-tina for being a ho during her marriage? It doesn't matter if it was an arrangement she broke her vows.
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"My gynecologist committed suicide." ~ Liz Lemmon on her summer break.
SamRo is to bisexual chicks what Kelly Slater is to straight gals -- good breakup sex without strings.
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"When I look at these pictures, I don't hear music, I hear the creaky sound of the Four Horsemen's stable door slowly opening ..."
every time I think of Xtina getting intimate I hope the person brings baby oil specifically to wipe away all the make up smudges...and nothing else...she seems like a trail of make up must follow her every where she goes!
as butch lesbo chicks go, SamRo is a very unattractive one...Christina has no taste in men and she has NO taste in women either if this is the best she can do.
Sam's breath probably smells like cod liver oil. Blech!
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It's a good thing I'm happily married to a kind fellow because I totally find douchey celebrities sexy. John Mayer: check! Ronson: check!
I have problems.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
Really starting to think SamRo is the only lesbian in Hollywood. Seriously disappointing and offensive! If we're going to have to see the same lesbian hobag in the news for years I'd prefer she be attractive on some level. *sigh*
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 1:10pm.
SamRo is a drug dealer (day job) to female, bi-sexual celebrities of a certain age. AKA a predator.
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That's the exact word (predator) I thought of when I read this. She's just like ang guy waiting in the wings to bang some chick when she gets dumped and is super vulnerable. Although Xtina is hardly vulnerable.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 1:10pm.
SamRo is a drug dealer (day job) to female, bi-sexual celebrities of a certain age. AKA a predator.
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that sounds right, unfortunately.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
OK, I'm way off whatever tiny little game I possess today, because I thought that was Tara Reid and I was like, SamRo, Jesus Christ!!!!
I mean, what's next for her, Abandoned Couch?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Wonder how much did this disgusting ugly nobody pay to get her name in the tabloids as if she is a celebrity and should be noticed.
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cannot find reality.sys - universe halted.
SamRo is a drug dealer (day job) to female, bi-sexual celebrities of a certain age. AKA a predator.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 11:46am.
I wouldn't be surprised at all if this were true. Lesbians do sneaky shit to get women that guys would get criticized as asshole predators for doing all the time. Trust me on this one.
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Yuuuup. I know 2 new to lezzy lockdown (dated only men til now), who are experimenting after some life changes (one is just divorced, the other moved across the country alone with long-standing daddy issues in tow) and when they talk about their respective partners, their old skool femmes sound just as predatory, passive aggressive, and self-serving as any man.
Whatevs.
Samro knows where the money is.....she'll live large with Xtina.
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rock it, don't stop it- everybody get on the floor
wake the party up, we about to get it on
Sammy is just going to force that poor Chrissy onto the bottle and pills just like she did with Lindsay. Can you imagine waking up next to that? It'd take two Parliaments and whatever was left in the bottle just to dial 911.
just the thought of this makes me shudder...
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:15pm.
There is just something opportunistic about her and I hate her angry preteen boy style.
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Tell me about it. She's everything Justin Beiber wishes he was.
I really dislike the fame whore known as SamRo. I'm not even sure if I will read her inevitable tell-all about her days as Hollywood's official go-to for chocha gobbling. There is just something opportunistic about her and I hate her angry preteen boy style.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
apparently Hohan lost it when she didn't get an invite (yeah like that would happen) to Nicole's taco party and Sam wasn't taking her calls. I'm sure there wasn't a smidge of nose candy left in the LA area after that.
Can't wait for the sex tape, NOT. SamRo looks like she smells like pee. Bet she could be cleanly snapped in half very easily.
DAE, what's not to believe? You know I like Christina, this is not a slam against her. She likes women, big deal.
how are ya honey?
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rock it, don't stop it- everybody get on the floor
wake the party up, we about to get it on
I am probably in the minority on this, but I dislike this SamRo trick more than Lindsay Lohan. Something is very antipatique about her.
Oh good. More scowling from ManRo.
So, is leaving your husband to lick kitty the new black or something?
every celebrity she has impersonated has ended up being super trashy and nasty. i guess this is one more fail for lohan.
Sorry but hooking with with SamRo is like fucking an ugly small boy dude like Pete Wentz. Gross!
I'll take bat boy for the cock block please.
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Well if you belive this, you'll probably belive me and Christina are lovers...
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It's simply phenomenal that women are willing to sleep with SamRo or John Mayer. They both reek of douche water. Bitches be needin' to get some standards!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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