Tuesday, October 19th 2010
Uma Thurman's Make-Up Artist Hates Her
Looking like Parasite Hilton's pussy just sneezed all over her face, Uma Thurman showed up to the City University of New York's 40th annual gala last night with a little something on her nose, brows, under eyes, etc... etc..
This is what Nicole Kidman sees when she looks in the mirror in the morning before she defrosts her face over a portable heater in her bathroom. You know, Snow Miser face happens. It's just a damn shame that White Oprah wasn't around to snort that mess right off of Uma's nose.
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Maybe if she was a nicer person this kind of shit wouldnt happen to her.
Was she licking the bowl??
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I use mineral makeup and I have NEVER looked like that, so that isn't it. You know what I have my bets on though? HD powder. Sometimes it will do the craziest things to my face - either good or bad.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 9:40pm.
And THIS is Reason # 5,158 why I don't wear stank ass "mineral" make-up.
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Who said it's mineral make up? MMU doesn't make you look like you're covered in powder! It blends with your skin and doesn't show.
Real mineral, like EverydayMinerals, not the shit by Rimmel and whatevs.
you know what, she probably thought
FUCK IT, THIS WILL GET ME BACK IN THE SPOT LIGHT
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit: "Thank you for the kind explanation. I now feel like a cartoon idiot face. :)"
You are a cartoon idiot face with a great rack, perfect eyebrows, and luscious blonde hair, Lisa. If it weren't for you, we'd be speaking fucking Russian or whatever those Muslim terrorists speak. Team America, fuck yeah!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5MeHiYnKsM&feature=related
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 11:11am.
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit: Regarding CUNY
City University of New York (CUNY) is a consortium (sp?) of colleges in NYC, with community and four-year colleges in all boroughs. There's Hunter, Baruch, City, The Graduate Center, and others in Manhattan, Lehman in the Bronx, etc. It's like what they have outside of the city, SUNY, which is the State University of New York. Um, like the UC colleges in California: Southern California, Riverside, etc.
All kinds of interesting folks have taught there: the late, great Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick, Wayne Koestenbaum, Louis Menand, Adrien Piper, Morris Dickstein, Audrey Lorde, Billy Collins, Nancy K. Miller, etc.
Uma was attending an event for The Feminist Press. Alas, that makeup job...
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Thank you for the kind explanation. I now feel like a cartoon idiot face. :)
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Don't these people look in the mirror to check what someone has done to them? First Nicole Kidman and now this. Dummies
And THIS is Reason # 5,158 why I don't wear stank ass "mineral" make-up.
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
that stuff might not be powder... it might be her skin. It could be a skin condition. maybe she normally uses cover FX, forgot to pack it and had to use regular makeup instead.
I just had a dirty, dirty though: who is that memaw in the second thumbnail? Did she and Uma have a quickie in the bathroom stall? It would explain the nose dust.
That was awful! See how you Dlisters are influencing me?!
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Did her makeup artist try to moonlight her? I didn't think bronzer came in white, but there must be some sort of pasty equivalent.
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UT is wearing a "lovely me" facial expression, without the faintest idea that her complexion resembles a flour-dusted tomato.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 11:11am.
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit: Regarding CUNY
City University of New York (CUNY) is a consortium (sp?) of colleges in NYC, with community and four-year colleges in all boroughs. There's Hunter, Baruch, City, The Graduate Center, and others in Manhattan, Lehman in the Bronx, etc. It's like what they have outside of the city, SUNY, which is the State University of New York. Um, like the UC colleges in California: Southern California, Riverside, etc.
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Thanks for the explanation-I knew of Baruch,Hunter and City but not the others.Isn't UT's father a professor of Tibetan Buddhism?
By the way, the University of Southern California (USC) is not a UC college;it is private,like NYU.
I TOTALLY need to meet the bitch who does this to people. She could be my new BFFF!
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Well someone's fired. Back to beauty school with you.
Looks like someone won't be getting a Christmas bonus this year
did she just dip her face in the kitty litter or something?
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Didn't this exact thing happen to Nicole Kidman? Do they share the same shitty makeup artist?
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WTF? She didn't look in the mirror before she left the house?
Pilled up while putting on her makeup is the only explanation. Or maybe drunk
If you look at her picture with 3D glasses on, it looks like jizz.
Her face proves once more that mascara is a blonde's best friend. Without it she has what we Dutch call a "blotekontengezicht" (= a face resembling a bare ass). And if that photographer had been a gentlemen or a lady he or she would have saved her this embarrassment. Chivalry is dead.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Would a little mabellene hurt?
I understand, from fellow Dlisters, that other actresses are side-eyeing bitches and wouldn't tell her about the mess on her face. But why didn't the other people there tell her to dust off? I wonder if they would have warned her if she was about to sit on a hot poker rod?
The funny thing is that if you wouldn't see the white powder on her face rags like InTouch etc. would use pictures like that to make their stupid readers believe that Uma is TOTALLY without makeup and so au naturel when clearly she is not and neither are any of those other women they want to make us believe go out of the house without at least putting on some foundation or tinted moisturizer when facing that swarm of paparazzi on a daily basis.
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It looks like she made out with Marilyn Manson.
She must have touched up her face in the car in the dark before she went in. It probably looked fine in the dim lighting, but those flashes leave no room for error.
I've tried really hard to think this bitch is pretty but I can't fake it any longer. Bitch is ugly. Her facial features are all over the place. Her hair is stringy and scare crow thin like her tall, long strung out body. Nope. Not attractive.
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit: Regarding CUNY
City University of New York (CUNY) is a consortium (sp?) of colleges in NYC, with community and four-year colleges in all boroughs. There's Hunter, Baruch, City, The Graduate Center, and others in Manhattan, Lehman in the Bronx, etc. It's like what they have outside of the city, SUNY, which is the State University of New York. Um, like the UC colleges in California: Southern California, Riverside, etc.
All kinds of interesting folks have taught there: the late, great Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick, Wayne Koestenbaum, Louis Menand, Adrien Piper, Morris Dickstein, Audrey Lorde, Billy Collins, Nancy K. Miller, etc.
Uma was attending an event for The Feminist Press. Alas, that makeup job...
Submitted by azgirl: "Her face is so strange. There are times I think she is so beautiful and others where I'm running for my life."
I know, right? I always thought it was interesting that she did so many ad campaigns because she is not a classic beauty. Her eyes are too far apart and her nostrils are flarey and weird. But she has a definite appeal. She's in the same compartment in my head with Fishsticks and Asia Argento.
Wow. Even the MeeMaw in blue is too embarrassed to look at Uma!
Her face is so strange. There are times I think she is so beautiful and others where I'm running for my life.
I'm almost positive that this is from using the new "HD" makeup. It's supposed to make your skin look flawless in photos. I actually have some of this powder by the company "Makeup Forever" the HD powder. It's white and you are to apply it SPARINGLY. I guess their makeup artists figure if a little is good then a whole shitload is better. This shit is also VERY drying to the skin so I wouldn't be caking it on.
Btw, what is it about aging that makes a person's eyes tiny and wonky? She used to have the most beautiful large eyes.
This reminds me of when I was a kid and I went to school forgetting that I put rollers in my bangs, and no one fucking TOLD ME until my catty friend was like "nice roller".
That said, what the hell kind of powder only shows up in certain lighting? I'd like to know so I don't use that shit because I'd be precisely the kind of person to end up looking like I dipped my head in blow like Uma here.
If you take away the extra parmesan, her skin looks absolutely amazing.
In spite of the bad make-up job (damn that HD) Uma's real problem is that she is looking her age and even "normal" like everybody else. YEAH!!!! Perhaps she will decide to age gracefully for the sake of all our eyes.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 10:08am.
Fucking_Classy, who is that in your avatar? I always mean to ask you, and then I forget.
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Asia Argento. BTW, I love your user name.
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Fucking_Classy, who is that in your avatar? I always mean to ask you, and then I forget.
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I can almost relate to this situation. I went for FAR too long wearing too-light foundation because I was too dumb to notice it was the wrong colour, and nobody around me bothered to correct me. I don't know how she couldn't feel that powder just sitting on her face though.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
This is light reflective concealer. Shit probably looked normal in person, but the flashes from the cameras fucked it up.
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jack♥♥!! Exactly. Because women are competitive as hell and most are not gonna stop Uma Thurman from looking like ass in public.
Are they shooting 'Scarface 2' on Uma's face or what?!
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"Looking like Parasite Hilton's pussy just sneezed all over her face..."
LOLOL, ewww, gross.
It's possible the excess makeup was due to a recent chemical peel, or some other type of extreme exfoliation.
This is probably a case of mineral powder applied in FAR more flattering light than the one she was later exposed to.
Oh, haha, reminds me of something. I went to a wedding a couple weeks ago and wore a new sweater. Which was a mistake because it was pretty warm and I was so hot and sweaty, but couldn't take it off because I just had a little strappy top underneath. When I got home, I looked in the mirror, and some of the black dye from the sweater was along the side of my face. It wasn't really dark, but it was still there. My husband was referring to me as "his sideburned wife" for the rest of the weekend!
Weird. The light in her bathroom must be off.