Do Muppets Get Whiplash?
It had to be done. Someone has taken both Sesame Street's "I Love My Hair" video and Willow Smith's neck brace anthem "Whip My Hair", thrown them into a molcajete and mashed away without regret. Acupuncturists better order child-friendly needles (think multi-colors and Troll tops) and chiropractors better learn how to do cartoon voices while making adjustments, because the rise in neck sprains in chirruns is about to rise thank to this mess!
This fall will be all about toddlers in neck braces and dizzy kids falling over. Whippin' your hair is worse than the pinata twirl. Does the Illuminati have their own wing at the Scientology Center, because Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are definitely working in the name of EVIL!
And don't waste all your outrage on this mash-up, because you know Elmo doing the Bed Intruder Song is coming soon.
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The original song from the Muppet is way better, why mess it with that fuckery! ugghhhh
The original song from the Muppet is way better, why mess it with that fuckery! ugghhhh
Doesn't she mean she wears her weave back to front?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Hotmami,
Yeah, I totally feel bad for Bindi. As if it's not hard enough to lose your dad like that, then be shoved out there because your mom tells you that's what daddy would've wanted. Shit. She may be the second coming of BloHan. Trust.
Something about Bindi (what kind of stupid name is that?) Irwin screams, "I'm being abused but I can't tell anyone because Mommy needs to Git That Money." I don't know why, but I get creepy, dead-on-the-inside vibes from her.
And shame on her mother for shoving Bindi into the limelight without giving her time to grieve for her father. Fry that bitch with a bloomin' onion.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
I love Muppets!
"Molcajete" LOL yeah MK!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
The mention of whiplash reminds me of Don Music, the Sesame Street Muppet who was taken off the show because he used to bang his head on his piano and too many kids were imitating him.
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Silly rabbit.
This is better than her actual video.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Um.. that sounds like Rihanna, from the music beats to the voice to the auto-tune. Are we sure it's that Smith kid and not Rihanna voice-dubbing for her??.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 12:42pm.
Disappointed in myself for watching that, and disappointed in Sesame Street for taking a motivational song and turning it into garbage as a stunt.
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Sesame Street didn't make the video.
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Silly rabbit.
Holy crap is that annoying. Isn't she like nine? Can't she just be a kid without having to become some pop star now? Jeez. It seems a little inappropriate for a kid that age to be singing about partying and stuff. Birthday parties for other little kids, maybe...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 12:19pm.
The song still sucks. As long as we're going the Muppet Show route, can we get Statler and Waldorf's opinion on this?
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Oh my fucking God YES.
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those cranky fuckers always made me laugh.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 12:19pm.
The song still sucks. As long as we're going the Muppet Show route, can we get Statler and Waldorf's opinion on this?
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Oh my fucking God YES.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
hahahaha *becomes Phillies' fan*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 12:45pm.
QueenieBK - nice tits.
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Thanks, sweetie!
*jiggles bewbs for Jack*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
QueenieBK - nice tits.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Disappointed in myself for watching that, and disappointed in Sesame Street for taking a motivational song and turning it into garbage as a stunt.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I couldn't watch that even though I love the Muppets.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:52am.
Oh my god, so cute. I love how they made a billion different hairstyles for that Muppet.
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Something tells me it was originally a song for little black girls to be proud of their hair. Which I think Infamous was getting at, too.
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Silly rabbit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us4PJgunZx8
Wow. That's truly awful.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
The song still sucks. As long as we're going the Muppet Show route, can we get Statler and Waldorf's opinion on this?
Do. Not. Want. Any. More. Willow. Smith.
FFS, just go to school (a real one) and be a normal kid who happens to have a rich ass daddy.
Muppets get a lifetime pass, though.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Bindi irwin has creepy dead soul eyes.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I saw this last week and thought it was adorable and emailed it to the fam.
@Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:08am.
put antoine in this video and take it to the next level...
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Yesssssssssssssssssssss!!!!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:58am.
@louise brooks
co-sign. She's too fucking enthusiastic for my taste. Can you imagine waking up to a kid like that? Good morning!!! I love crocodiles and all sorts of animals ..blah blah blah.. *cocks gun*
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LMAO No, if that were my kid one of us would have to be medicated.
this video was obviously targeted for black nappy headed little girls....which it shouldve came out when I was little
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
@louise brooks
co-sign. She's too fucking enthusiastic for my taste. Can you imagine waking up to a kid like that? Good morning!!! I love crocodiles and all sorts of animals ..blah blah blah.. *cocks gun*
Oh my god, so cute. I love how they made a billion different hairstyles for that Muppet. It *almost* made my cranky ass forget that dreadful song was by a spoiled, untalented hollyweird spawn pushed by her nepotist parents.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
Keep her off Abbey Road and Sesame street. Is nothing sacred? oh well, as long as I don't hear my lil niece singing this song. I'd rather see Devo muppetized.
@Jack -- teehee.
I said thank me later.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I couldn't watch the whole thing (although muppet thingy was a talented dancer and lip-sinker) because I was so moved by how amazingly this child rocks the Auto-Tune. Gold stars to Jay-Z for exploiting such genius.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:04am.
I love the use of the word molcajete!! YES, MK! Now to make some guacamole...
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Agreed!
I also thought the mash up was cute.
I'm just going to blame my leftover drunkeness on my unknowledge of any of this shit.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:32am.
Muppets make me happy.. but I much prefer thi s one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4&feature=related
Thank me later.
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you bitch.
*sings Mahna Mahna all. fucking. day.*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
ugh! I can't stand Bindi Irwin!!!!
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Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:14am.
Bindy Irwin is a close 2nd.
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I don't think Bindy Irwin is completely human. She's either a robot or some kind of human/alien hybrid.
Muppets make me happy.. but I much prefer thi s one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4&feature=related
Thank me later.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Link to Lance Bass's sex tape. http://thechive.com/2010/10/18/lets-see-be-productive-or-look-at-some-mo... *********************************************************************************** Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.
I fucking hate that I know who Willow Smith is. That kid is so fucking smug. I can't stand her or her brother.
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Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All
I must live under a rock cuz I don't get it.
Will Smith is brilliant.
I hate to say that, but what is the best way to push your daughter silly little song than get the little fuckin' kids singing that song they saw on Sesame Street. This is pure marketing, nothing less. And that clip will be played all over the place the video will become viral before the end of the day.
Will's whipping his daughter's hair all the way to the bank!
~gag~
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
That muppet is adorable, but even she can't make that crap worth listening to.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:08am.
put antoine in this video and take it to the next level...
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That would totally blow it out the park.
I love the Muppets/Sesame Street so its actually cute and child age appropriate.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
I'm with will.i.am. - genius.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
This is lovely. Nothing like a muppet to cheer up a case of the Mondays.
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"Money can't buy you class, but it obviously can buy you delusion." ~MK
forgive me Lawd for wanting to snuff out a child.
Bindy Irwin is a close 2nd...
I like it!
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... Well I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch! - Stewie.
put antoine in this video and take it to the next level...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10