Hide Yo Moms: Shia LaBeouf Might Be Single Again

Carey Mulligan has whispered into ears of those around her that she's about to sprout her wings and leave a trail of twinkling pixie dust from Los Angeles to London. Carey is fluttering back to Britain to spend more time with her family and friends over there. Of course, this has got some hos saying that this means that Carey's parts are now on a LaBeef-free diet.

Carey told The Telegraph at the London premiere of Never Let Me Go, "I'm moving back to England: it's a long story. I am spending some more time here at the moment. Just spending time with my family, really."

These two never made sense to me. I'm type-casting here, but Carey Mulligan seems like the type that loves to spend her weekend afternoons sipping organic tea from a sweet porcelain cup in between reading from a book of love sonnets to her beloved (she totally calls her boyfriend "my beloved"). And well, it sort of puts a skid mark on Carey's lace doily when Shia busts out a silent one and snorts after saying, "More like let me fart the ways." Yeah, that won't work.

Besides, it takes a certain crazy bitch to not break character when Shia asks her to put on a curly wig and a pair of gypsy pants to spank his bare nalgas.

Posted by: Michael K

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Another One Bites The Dust • Shia LaDOUCHE

Submitted by Ima on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:30pm.

I don't care how douchtastic Shia is or becomes. Not even if it reaches Sean Penn proportions. I love that damn kid and no silly temper tantrum will ever make me quit him.

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:58am.

I thought they went together. They both seem like low key hippies.

Submitted by justincase on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:34pm.

She strikes me as the over-rated type. Do not like. If she wants to piss of LaBeef she should cozy up to that Malcolm in the Middle kid; help him spend his millions.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 5:29pm.

I just can't get past the Olivia-Newton-John-in-the-Physical-video haircut. All that's missing is a headband.

Submitted by OneLiner on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 5:04pm.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 1:07pm.
Always wanted to slap Carey Mulligan all across her stupid baby face. I'm sorry. Never saw anything homegirl was in, she might be a fantastic actress and a terrific person but everytime I see her face I'm filled with murderous rage for some reason. LOOK YOUR AGE, WOMAN.

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Mmmmmhh....funny that you mention that, i feel the same way about Michelle Williams (not the destiny's child one)

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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 4:09pm.

I think she's adorable, and I LOVED her in An Education. Shia is waaaay to douchey for her. I see her with someone significantly older.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 3:53pm.

I think she's cute, for someone w/ grandma face. I like him, too. They were an odd pairing, though.
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 2:01pm.

BOR-RING

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Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 1:21pm.

No wonder Shia has been extra angry lately.

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:37am.

Always wanted to slap Carey Mulligan all across her stupid baby face. I'm sorry. Never saw anything homegirl was in, she might be a fantastic actress and a terrific person but everytime I see her face I'm filled with murderous rage for some reason. LOOK YOUR AGE, WOMAN.

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:13am.

I like her a lot. I really do not see what women see in Shia. He looks .... so plain.

Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 10:41am.

Submitted by soulks on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:53am.
Michael Douglas called it, co-stars do not make good luvurs.
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And if anyone should know, it'd be MD - he's had more experience in this than most...
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Dark-sided!

Submitted by Soupy on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 10:40am.

Christine the hoff, can we call you Miss Daisy now?

Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 10:40am.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:37am.
Her insecure little mouth twist of a smile won't be missed.

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YES! Described better than I could. What is WITH that mouth twist thing?
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Submitted by Infamous on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 10:31am.

I thought they were together just for publicity (shrugs)

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Submitted by maDalice on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 9:08am.

She's just so tweeeeeee!

Submitted by daillestbabyd on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:57am.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! HE'S MINE HE'S MINE!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:50am.

something about her irks me.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:30am.

His last name has always bothered me, and I can't shake it. If it's proper French for "beef," it should be "LeBoeuf." LaBeouf is all sorts of wrong.

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Submitted by Inigo Jones on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:06am.

Maybe he couldn't handle her alien fingers.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:59am.

Based on Shia's twisted mama-love, I think he is a closet chubby chaser.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:55am.

I'm meh about him, and I don't know enough about her to care one way or another, but I am leaning towards 'she can do better' territory, but for right now, I don't really care!

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Submitted by Neurotic on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:48am.

LoL!

I like them both.

I'm serious.

I'm the ho that appreciates a fine young lady like her and a jerk like Shia.

If they don't want to be togethere, I'll keep loving them anyway.

Submitted by Joeb on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:47am.

Sheila Lay-Beau-As-If is as an appropriate an example of an American Movie Star as Lohan is of a success at AA recovery. Can't this whiney little protege of Spielberg go to Law School or something?

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:47am.

he's cute, in that lost puppy dog way, but other than that, meh.
maybe I'm getting old, but if he showed up, I'd pay him to cut the lawn and drive me to the store, not do him.

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Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:38am.

This guy is a jerk. Did you see him dump coffee on the photographer? No one gets to make a living except for you LaDouche?

Submitted by Margaret on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:26am.

The source is pretty weak, but I can see this being true. Carey just seems so...so...so normal. And Shia, as we know, is a freak who wants to fuck his mom. He also grew up on the streets and supported his parents by doing standup in seedy clubs. The kid HAS to be fucked up. Carey seems very unfucked up. Makes sense if they broke up.

Submitted by soulks on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:23am.

Michael Douglas called it, co-stars do not make good luvurs.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:15am.

Who and who? What?
*puts on "I'm sorry for them face"*
zzzzzzzz

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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:13am.

mitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:41am.
that's nice, hope he dies.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:11am.

that's nice, hope he dies.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:08am.

Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:31am.
Considering his coffee throwing incident with the pap recently, I can't imagine what their break-up scene was like.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:07am.

Her insecure little mouth twist of a smile won't be missed.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:07am.

Zzzzzzz next.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:06am.

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