Sunday, October 17th 2010

By Popular Demand: Antoine Dodson's Bed Intruder Costume


Cancel the order for your slutty Chewbacca costume, because Antoine Dodson has come out with his very own Bed Intruder costume, and all proceeds go to keeping the golden searhorse's luxurious weave as satiny and smooth as the layer of fringe on Verdine White's taint zone.

You can slutify this costume for Whore-O-Peen by cutting the tank top so that the bottom of your nipple plates peek out from under (keep it classy). Pair it with a denim thong and some Converse lucite heels. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, but don't hide yo candy.

(Thanks to all who sent this mess in)

Posted by: Michael K


Kandykane's picture

LOLZ at Antoine. He makes legit $$. Work it.

sexymixer81's picture

I've got different costumes for all of Halloween week-end and I'm not ashamed to say I will be rocking this costume Friday Night! LOL
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moriah's picture

I just adore him! He made me smile, and this has been a wretched morning thus far.

borg queen's picture

I've had the morning from hell and its only 9:30 am. This gave me a good laugh and got me to calm down. Happy monday horz.

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letinstar's picture

i ain't mad at antoine...make that MONEY!!! and whip your hair back and forth...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10

parkerj's picture

The Gregory Brothers did an AMAZING job with the autone song... But gotta give credit to where credit is due, Antoine's rants were an internet meme before the Gregory Brothers put that song out there...and the original video of him telling off the rapist attacker on the news is priceless.

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boredasfuckyo's picture

Submitted by gossiplover on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 11:16pm.
i am an english teacher, and i can't wait for our unit on heroes. yes i am going to play his video and have my six graders debate weather or not his actions merit what it means to be an hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hide yo' lesson plans, hide yo kids,
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You're joking about being an english teacher right?
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Eddie's picture

orignal video is priceless, and swear this guy needs to get a job co-hosting america's most wanted with john walsh

i am an english teacher, and i can't wait for our unit on heroes. yes i am going to play his video and have my six graders debate weather or not his actions merit what it means to be an hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hide yo' lesson plans, hide yo kids,

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Submitted by ditquoi on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 10:58pm.

I agree. He has a totally likable on screen personality. I'd rather watch him than any other useless, entitled reality douche.

ditquoi's picture

actually the best thing since In Living Color was Dave Chappelle. my bad. ok I'll stop. :D

ditquoi's picture

if anyone in a position of power reads this, what's up with his tv deal? what are you waiting for? he'd be the best thing to hit the air waves since In Living Color. and as opposed to the rest of the famesores I would watch his show fo' sho'. I'd love to see him at the Emmys because you KNOW he can work a black Gucci dress on the red carpet better than some *side eyes Taint Gosselin*

ditquoi's picture

I see it comes with the hair. ha ha ha! well at least I don't have to mess up my blowout.

ditquoi's picture

I was hoping I could edit my post before someone responded lol *blush*

10q beakers! and uh...hide yo kids. ;D

beakers bitch's picture

Submitted by ditquoi on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 10:41pm.

www.bedintrudercostume.com

ditquoi's picture

I couldn't make out the name of the website...if anyone did, can you post it please? I'm totally buying this and shouting "hide yo kids hide yo wife" all up and down these suburbs. just need to air dry my hair, slap a bandanna on it & I'm good to go! trick or treat indeed. :-D

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HoityToity on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 4:42pm.

Sorry, but the shirt is meh without those tossable silky locks.
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and you dress like trash so what makes you any better?

Chirio's picture

damn his hair looks great here! Go Antoine go!! lol! love ya!

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I love you antoine! And 'but don't hide yo candy' is bloody hilarious mk!

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SarahR.'s picture

Did they catch the guy that tried to rape his sister?

These costumes were already selling, I am glad now you can get the officially licensed one! Antoine woot!

You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
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fuck like you.

chocopuffs's picture

I love his hair and I hope he wins

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 6:10pm.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 6:02pm.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:45pm.

Yeps, those are the guys. That song is a HUUUGE hit on iTunes as it seems.
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Thats messed up. If it weren't for Antoine, they'd be making ZERO. They really shouldn't have had to be shamed in to it. As a matter of fact they should contacted him personally and been like look, heres your cut dude, you fabulous bitch!
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Watch the interview... they did contact him and went into a partnership with him, splitting the royalties. Those guys aren't assholes... they're smart and generous, and now they're working on a pilot for Comedy Central. They deserve it.

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They did so, yeah, but only after the song was a success on iTunes. I guess that it'd be worse if they tried to ignore Antoine when he came forward asking for his share. As it was, it was gracious enough and I'm willing to believe this was a benign overlook other than malice, but still, a crass overlook.

ED: Just to add that I don't think the Gregory Brothers aren't entitled to their share of the sales: after all, they remixed the song and even though Antoine became very much a cult figure after his original interview, the Auto-tuned version only helped him stay on the spotlight longer. I think this collaboration is ideal; I just wish it was done sooner and without Antoine having to ask for it.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Dude's hair is FLAWLESS! Get it gurl!
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iHeartHaters's picture

Love him and good for him...copyright that shit & make bank, Toine! I'd do it for sure! The Gregory Brothers are fuckin hilarious too...hope they all have great success & stay grounded.

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Dgrin's picture

btw Ciara's new Converse+lucite heels video came out recently and it's HAWT!:
http://www.vimeo.com/videos/search:ciara%20gimmie%20dat/f76f6da5

warmislandsun's picture

Both guys in this video are just too damn cute.

boredasfuckyo's picture

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 6:10pm.

Watch the interview... they did contact him and went into a partnership with him, splitting the royalties. Those guys aren't assholes... they're smart and generous, and now they're working on a pilot for Comedy Central. They deserve it.

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I hope that's really how it went down, if not, thats just really greedy. And does this pilot involve Anotine? It should!

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Irene's picture

I love this guy! He is so funny. And seems so nice. I was watching a question and answer video on his site. And this girl asked him if he would marry her..and he said.." well..how big is the ring?"..lol

Auntie Mame's picture

I loves me some Antoine! He my silky weaved knight in shining armor. Holla!

"Darling, I shall open doors to worlds of fuckery you never dreamed existed!"

Who is Rikki?

salacious's picture

Antoine is an unlikely hero and totally deserving of this fame. I'm sure all the famehos like the Turdashians, the Hohans, the Empress of Lucite and Twit and Twat are kicking themselves over this.

They're probably wishing for something bad to happen to them so they can be on the news and for the Gregory brothers to sample their interview.

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"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

agirl's picture

LOL @ slutty chewbacca costume!

salacious's picture

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 6:02pm.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:45pm.

Yeps, those are the guys. That song is a HUUUGE hit on iTunes as it seems.
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Thats messed up. If it weren't for Antoine, they'd be making ZERO. They really shouldn't have had to be shamed in to it. As a matter of fact they should contacted him personally and been like look, heres your cut dude, you fabulous bitch!
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Watch the interview... they did contact him and went into a partnership with him, splitting the royalties. Those guys aren't assholes... they're smart and generous, and now they're working on a pilot for Comedy Central. They deserve it.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

boredasfuckyo's picture

I like the part of that video where his sister is all "I was attacked by some idiot in the projects." LMAO! For some reason that always makes me burst out laughing!

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salacious's picture

Submitted by wristband on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:39pm.

aww check out his interview. I love the ending. Team Antoine!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBu9coFngl8&feature=player_embedded

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLSi-VJWGl0&feature=related

Check out the other part... my favorite moment is when he said the bed intruded "attackted" his sister.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

boredasfuckyo's picture

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:45pm.

Yeps, those are the guys. That song is a HUUUGE hit on iTunes as it seems.
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Thats messed up. If it weren't for Antoine, they'd be making ZERO. They really shouldn't have had to be shamed in to it. As a matter of fact they should contacted him personally and been like look, heres your cut dude, you fabulous bitch!

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Please get the fuck out ---->

Kerfuffles's picture

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:45pm.

Yeps, those are the guys. That song is a HUUUGE hit on iTunes as it seems.

Kerfuffles's picture

Submitted by jtjt on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:42pm.
Why is no one talking about the elephant in the room? He's clearly gay, right? I mean, I am too, so no shade

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That's no elephant in the room, he's openly gay. Also not important.

boredasfuckyo's picture

Submitted by jtjt on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:42pm.
Why is no one talking about the elephant in the room? He's clearly gay, right? I mean, I am too, so no shade
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It's not an elephant, it's blatantly clear. Who cares though? Dude protected his sister from a piece of shit. And now he's making bank and the best of a shitty situation. His sexual preference really isn't the biggest stand out point on this.
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justincase's picture

I just watched the Antoine video and song and now I am in love toooooooooo!

boredasfuckyo's picture

Go ANTOINE! FTW! Was it the guys who did that video?

These dudes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

Orrr who?

Shame on them! Though I have to say, Anotine needs to shorten his weave.
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Please get the fuck out ---->

Why is no one talking about the elephant in the room? He's clearly gay, right? I mean, I am too, so no shade.

wristband's picture

aww check out his interview. I love the ending. Team Antoine!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBu9coFngl8&feature=player_embedded

Kerfuffles's picture

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 4:09pm.

Yah, pretty fucked up. The song was already a hit on iTunes this summer but the guys wouldn't include Antoine. He then went public saying that while they profited off of him he and his family were still living in the projects.

maDalice's picture

Yay Antoine! Such a likable guy.

Green Is Good's picture

Antoine was a damn brave facing off a rapist in his house. He's a hero, and should be able to make some money off the situation.

I'd rather see Antoine cash in than people like Octomom, K8te Grosslin, or those Jersey Shore douche-nozzles.

HoityToity's picture

Sorry, but the shirt is meh without those tossable silky locks.

Infamous's picture

his hair is pretty...is that a weave?

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tojo's picture

What's not to love about this guy!

Get that money!

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