Baby Jesus Out, Brahim Rachiki In?
At a club in NYC on Thursday night, 52-year-old Madge was seen sucking the precious life out of 33-year-old Barhim Rachiki, a choreographer on her Dry & Itchy tour, and Baby Jesus was nowhere in sight. Seriously, the source checked under the banquettes for Baby Jesus since toddlers like to play hide & seek everywhere, but he wasn't there. They checked the bathroom to see if Baby Jesus' night nanny was giving him a quick bath in the sink, but nope. So it looks like Madge might have dropped Baby Jesus back into the stork's mouth and replaced him with a new piece.
The source tells Page Six about Madge and Barhim's night together, "They came in together and were holding hands in a private area. Madonna got up and was dancing for an hour straight before going back to her man. They immediately started making out in front of other guests."
One would think that Madge would go even younger after Baby Jesus. You know, maybe she'd take Jaden Smith out for a date in the bouncy balls at Bullwinkle's, or even slip her number into the snatch of a woman who is pregnant with a boy. But no, Madge has turned everything upside down by scratching her vag on a 33-year-old! Even bitch's coochie is into reinventing itself.
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And I know why to, it's those fabulous eyebrows. They could make love to Madge for days and still keep going.
Uh Madonna, you and Demi need to calm down. Step away from the alcohol and go back to your little kaballah shit and try to remember that just because you famous don't mean us nobody's ain't laughing at you. Some of us are.
at first glance I thought that was Julia Stiles? (styles?)
They checked the bathroom to see if Baby Jesus' night nanny was giving him a quick bath in the sink
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Oh my.... she looks like she was in the fun old video, "She Blinded Me with Science,by Thomas Dolby. I love that vid---- so fun to dance to.
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He reminds me of Jellybean Benitez back in the day.
Could Madonna be saying the same?
Considering the real Jellybean is probably missing a prostate and taking Viagra.
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Submitted by kikizsazsa on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 3:06pm.
Michael! Wrong Brahim....page six got it wrong. The real Brahim is even younger, you will see his debut pics this week...
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Is it Brahim Zaibat, like X17 reports? How old is he & for how long they've been together?
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Is this how Vadge rejuves her va-jay-jay?
He looks like the type that would pretend to lust after Madonna for a few years and then swoop down and run off with Lourdes as soon as she was of age.
If Vadge was lucky.
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That's Madonna? I thought it was a movie poster for "Sling Blade - The Sequel."
Smarmy. He looks smarmy and a bit hygienically challenged - perfect for that self-absorbed, cheap witch.
Well, he looks about as good for his age as she does, so at least in that aspect, they make a pretty good match.
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Madonna's certainly got a type for her boy toys and a type for her husbands... but this one is cute. Jesus, not so much IMO.
I think he's kind of handsome in a Eurotrashy way.
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I'll be God-damned if she doesn't look freaky and Woody Allen-esque in those 'mad scientist' glasses.
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I would say that Madonna wants dark-skinned men to be her boy toys, controlling them and white men to control her, to "damage" her ego. It's like, in a self-destructive way, at one point of her life she wants white men to "destroy" her ego because obviously she's too egomaniac to do so by herself. But at some point of that, she, even better her ego, cannot stand that any longer and then start picking unknown dark-skinned men to satisfy her ego once more. And again, history will repeat itself.
"They came in together and were holding hands in a private area."
Hah! That proves it's a lie. Vadge would never let a man feet her hands, or he'd feel those skinworms on them!
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Without her enhancements she would look like and old woman. Not that she is old. It's just that she aged very badly. She has paper thin skin.
Like anyone would touch her if she did not have money and power. She is like the gross rich old guy whom gold diggers marry. Repulsive woman.
One day when Madge is looking at old photo clips of her strumming it up in the city she’ll wonder why she never married the hot thangs that clawed at her when she’ll whisper into the camera man’s ears taking a picture of her ‘it’s because I could never bear the thought of cheating against my real love- my fans.’
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/10/madge-wants-to-introduce-to-you-...
It is strange that Madonna only marries white but likes getting fucked by dark men. However at one point didn't she want to marry Carlos Leon, he just never asked?
Baby Jesus and Madonna haven't been seen together in months. It's pretty clear they're no longer together.
Vadge certainly has a type. Too bad she's too chickenshit to MARRY that type!
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Nah. He's a fag.
She seems to marry blond/fair men (Sean was dyed blond at the time)and fool around with darker, non-WASPy men. Who are you Madonna, Don Draper?
Norma Desmond would be proud.
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When I was young I wanted to date Huckleberry Hound too.
Michael! Wrong Brahim....page six got it wrong. The real Brahim is even younger, you will see his debut pics this week...
He does look quite ghey.
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Madonna doesn't strike me as the "holding hands" kinda gal.
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Madonna sure does like the dark meat!
To any person who asks why she goes after men younger than her, well duh, young guys can stay hard, and have more staying power. If you want to get fucked, and fucked good, you need them young, hung, and full of cum!
well, good for her. she's got the money.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
someone needs to take a sharpie to that man's eyebrows.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 1:27pm.
He reminds me of her first baby daddy, the trainer guy Leon.
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I thought the same! She seems to like dark-haired men.
Oh, and I agree with Die gelangweilte Graefin... I hope I'm going to end up with a 30-year-old lover when I'm 60! :D
@ Mrs. Patrick Campbell:
Damn it,Stella.There were pictures of Mick Jagger's "tiny meat" yesterday. One would think that put you in a good mood.
@Mr Mercury:
You're a poet.
@everyone else:
If Madonna is on tour, I hope the Vienna Boy's Choir is not. Not one of the little fellows will be safe. Madonna is capable of drinking a young boy's blood AND molesting him.
Why all the hate for a woman past her 40's still having the hunger for prime, young peen? Jealousy? I assume all of you will sew up your holes and proceed to live in a nunnery after hitting 45 then?
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has madge converted to judaism? first baby jesus and now this guy.
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He reminds me of her first baby daddy, the trainer guy Leon.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Where is baby Jesus you ask? Probably in the timeout corner after having a temper tantrum like all babies and toddlers do....
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She looks like a young boy in the banner pic, I think.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 1:11pm.
Barhim - who is most likely a homosexual - is of course interested only in Vadge's money.
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Mrs. Campbell, I suspect that you are 100% correct.
"in every dream home, a heartache"
I always wonder what she would have looked like without all her "enhancements". My guess is better.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Horny old Granny's who think they are still hot are enough to make us vomit.
Barhim - who is most likely a homosexual - is of course interested only in Vadge's money.
Vadge is looking like a backwoods Gomer in that pic. Now that she's "been" everything (ho slut Dita Esther Kabballahahahaa virgin muscle queen etc)this is an indication of her last stand: inbred hillbilly trash.
"in every dream home, a heartache"
MK, I'm surprised you haven't addressed to new dude's awful eyebrow situation:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tOY6DidDdh0/SDyZzJLbVhI/AAAAAAAAAAc/nDxECa0wAe...
That shit needs some serious trimming! So yeah, Madge definitely downgraded, Baby Jeebus had impeccable brows.
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