Ain't No Other Man (But There Are A Million Other Women)
There's been a few rumors going around that Bat Boy retreated back to Transylvania to drown his sorrows in the blood of the village virgin after his wife Xtina suffocated the dick hole of another piece with the fumes from her fake tanner. But now Radar is saying that maybe it wasn't a dick hole, maybe it was the goods of a dozen other chicks that sent Bat Boy on his way. A source claims that Xtina and Bat Boy's marriage had an open door policy when it came to women, but apparently it was still too much for him to take so he fluttered away.
A source says that Xtina regularly took a stroll down the Queen Latifah trail by trolling gay bars for lovely ladies to nibble on. The source found this out when Xtina's bodyguard came up to her at The Abbey in West Hollywood one night and invited her to spend a little gushy gushy time with the red lipstick don.
The source went on to say, "The bodyguard told me it was an understanding within their marriage and that she brings girls home and Jordan’s okay with it. I ended up not pursuing anything with it because the situation just seemed so weird to me, but Christina was definitely looking to hook up. It’s funny because I had a couple girlfriends tell me that they were approached by Christina too. My understanding was that Jordan wasn’t involved when she brought girls home, so maybe the divorce is because Jordan’s jealousy got the best of him.”
Now it makes sense why Xtina married a dude with a face like a minge. NO. But seriously, the best part of this story is not that Xtina loves to partake in a little clit wrestling. It's that the bitch regularly got shut down! I can understand though. Who wants to go to the free clinic because they can't stop queefing out lipstick goo?
Here's some pictures of Xtina at an event in Hawaii last night. Since she's in a fragile place emotionally right now, I will leave her DREADFUL brow situation alone. For now.
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Holy hell. Xtina is in need of a complete working over ... at the hands of a competent stylist. Her look screams the fucking 1980s. She has one of the best voices in the biz but her appearance is in the dumpster.
Her dreadful BROWS? How about those dreadful KNEES?
Yuck!
HE has a face like a minge, but her face is uglier than the stinkiest, rattiest minge; he's lucky to be free.
But is she telling prospective hook ups about her STD? Same as Parasite Hiltons.
There are some people out there that strike me as so f'ed up in the love/sex department that they actually lack a definite sexuality. The focus is so exclusively on the desire to attain love and affection that it overrides any innate gender orientation. And these people always wind up going through both genders as sexual partners in their lives. Xtina strikes me as one of these. For all the sex that she tries to put out in her videos - I don't think I can even vaguely imagine her actual enjoying it.
Christina has ALWAYS like women. Need I remind everyone of her bachelorette party at lesbian clubs and the fact that she has always had that inclination?
Whatever makes her happy.
Ew! hahahahahahaha @ "face like a minge"...
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Trick Pony
"She is fat and I am cross- eyed with bad skin. We all have flaws. Hers is the fatness."
Xtina's voice is great, but this trick couldn't set a trend if her life depended on it.
She has ALWAYS been a follower, when she has always had the pipes to be the one leading the pack, which is the true shame.
And yes, she always looks like an over-MAC'ed tranny.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 2:53am.
Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 2:19am.
Agreed. So many extremely talented people are utter swine in their personal lives that it's pointless to despise all of them. When Xtina finally met Etta James, there was a surprise-Etta James liked her voice, stated that she was quite talented, and was amused by Xtina's cunty reputation.
EJ was never too egocentric to acknowledge new talent
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AC - you must have missed this dlisted report:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30537
Etta later retracted her statement and tried to play it as a joke, but somehow I think her original reaction was the true one.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
SCRAGtina is so fuckin gross i dont beleive that she is a real bisexual she is just an old washed up whore who couldnt sell hot piss to an eskimo stripper
hahaha FAILtina eat shit whore this is for all your bullshit that fell outta your playdough gunt when you took on GODNEY
i hope this oesnt trgiiger her alcholism again and btw what is wrong with her wonky titties they looks like british castles
hey wheres stonehenge? OH ITS DOWN FLOPTINAS BRA!!!
AINT MYSELF TONIGHT
Our GODNEY in The Zone,
hallowed be your name,
your Circus come,
your frap be done,
on earth as in heaven.
Give us today our daily head.
Forgive us our scrags
as we forgive scrags who troll against us.
Save us from the time a cervix gust
and deli
Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 2:19am.
Agreed. So many extremely talented people are utter swine in their personal lives that it's pointless to despise all of them. When Xtina finally met Etta James, there was a surprise-Etta James liked her voice, stated that she was quite talented, and was amused by Xtina's cunty reputation.
EJ was never too egocentric to acknowledge new talent.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 2:10am.
Nah! It doesn't bother me. I actually agree with some of the criticism in regards to her looks, style, over-the-top vocals, and the fact that, yes, she is more of a follower than a leader of the pack when it comes to her music. But that doesn't mean I won't buy her next cd. :P
Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 2:04am.
I just don't want to annoy you or anything.
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Bathym Belem Gomor
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 2:01am.
Meh, I like her, but I respect other people's opinions in regards to MOST people I like.
Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 1:59am.
LOL, thanks!
I just can't with her. I'm sorry.
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Bathym Belem Gomor
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:48pm.
Bill Maher looks pretty good for his age, doesn't he?
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Oh shit, Khensu! That's hilarious!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 1:43am.
Her ballads on her new album are particularly beautiful (though I prefer the acoustic version of "I AM") and are different than her previous ones.
BTW, if I think someone is talented enough, I don't care about their personal life either.
She is talented enough for me to not care about her personal life. For those who actually have some of her albums, she has songs that are so beautiful and well written, that they bring me to tears (not even kidding). I feel like she sells herself short professionally.
I'd like to see her start fresh, and stop trying to compete with these pop chicks who are obviously beneath her (talent-wise).
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Douchechill!
I've always thought she was gay. The only shock was the sperm-donor she picked.....
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
She's pressed.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:26pm.
You're not alone.
I'm also totally confused. I don't know what I did either.
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Bathym Belem Gomor
she hides her dick well.
And is it me, or does this slut look a little cross eyed or what?
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Bathym Belem Gomor
Bill Maher looks pretty good for his age, doesn't he?
Unfortunately, it looks like her publicity stunt worked. Congratulations, you disgusting fucking scrag, you've gotten people to talk about you again. Mission accomplished!
How hard I hate this trash.
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Bathym Belem Gomor
These pix point out why she gets turned down most of the time but I'm not surprised she prefers women.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:13pm.
My poor Sal! Sue that fork counting fucker!
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That's what I'm planning on doing! If I win, I'll be loaded and I'll send you something through our friend. :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
These pictures show the real reason why Bat Boy wasn't into her "look" anymore. She looks like a tranny, and a pretty trashy and tacky looking one at that. I've seen more professional trannies look 100 times hotter than this trainwreck look she's sporting. It's my new word too, SKANKWRECK! LOL!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:09pm.
LOL, no worries! Glad you had fun in Vegas!
Ew she looks like a tranny.
My poor Sal! Sue that fork counting fucker!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Sorry, NightOwl! My brain is fried!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:47pm.
SAL! My love! Where have you been?
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Leenielicious! I've spent my time looking for another job and also for a labor attorney because I'm entitled to severance and termination benefits, and the asshole I used to work for disagrees.
I'm still unemployed with bills to pay, and I've felt a bit down as result. I can't make funny contributions to OP if I'm feeling like this.
Ah but I don't want to make it about me.
How's everything?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by nightowl on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:01pm.
*scratches head*
Don't mind her. She's still recovering from Vegas.
OT: I've never been a Xtina fan, but I did like her house in InStyle.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:01pm.
*scratches head*
Thanks, WT!!!!!!!
*dances around nekkid*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:50pm.
What happened, WT, if I can ask?
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You are asking Whiskey Tango, right?
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:44pm.
*sticks gum on the bottom of sal's shoe*... yep, now how are you gonna walk without feeling the sticky?!... yup, you asked for my wrath and you got it! HAHA!
see ya all!!
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That sucks. I only wanted free ice cream, that's all.
Take care and you better bring some Haagen Dazs on the way back.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:47pm.
Leenie, congrats on your birday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8cTmbU0xVo&feature=related
What happened, WT, if I can ask?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:44pm.
*sticks gum on the bottom of sal's shoe*... yep, now how are you gonna walk without feeling the sticky?!... yup, you asked for my wrath and you got it! HAHA!
see ya all!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Later ESE!
SAL! My love! Where have you been?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:21pm.
ESE, heard the crazy one went after you this week. Sorry!
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i invite "crazy"... it makes me feel not alone, but... some of this past week has left me confuzzled... i don't know what i did!
whatever it was, i'd surely make amends if i could... ya know, i'd buy ice cream for everybody!
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That's true. You just brought the crazy in me too, ESE. Don't talk to me again. You know what you did.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:41pm.
Yup, that's who I thought it was. I'll steer clear, unless i can talk to her and clear everything up.
well, i guess it's time for me to ride a poodle(dyed pink, just for MK) into the 'ole sunset, folks.
see ya all later!!
OT: not gonna deny it... she looks all kinds of sexy between that other chick's legs... now if she could just write a song that wasn't complete shit things would be at peace
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:35pm.
ESE, I am sure you did nothing. Some peeps are just nutso.
*grabs Cappy's ankles to pull her back from bboy*
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Nutso like this?
* Kisses Leenie's ankles *
Good evening gorgeous.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Centy
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:21pm.
ESE, heard the crazy one went after you this week. Sorry!
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i invite "crazy"... it makes me feel not alone, but... some of this past week has left me confuzzled... i don't know what i did!
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ESE, is the crazy one the one who told you to stop replying to her comments earlier this week?
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:21pm.
Who's the crazy one? can you give me a hint as to what her name/avie is? I had a pretty bad encounter last friday and she nearly made me cry.
ESE, I am sure you did nothing. Some peeps are just nutso.
CAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs Cappy's ankles to pull her back from bboy*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid