T.I. Saves Lives
T.I. must report to a court room tomorrow morning to face the shit for violating his probation by getting caught with the wrong stuff and Purple Drank in Los Angeles early last month. T.I. will now glide into the court room holding a shiny gold "Captain Save-A-Ho" belt over his head. That's because T.I. talked a man off the ledge of a building in Atlanta yesterday! No, the man was not Tiny's second cousin twice removed who was paid with mobile minutes and a gas card. The man wanted to jump his way to the afterworld, but T.I. turned on his halo and put out his lifesaving hand!
TMZ says that a man threatened to jump from a building where Ryan Cameron's radio show is based. T.I. heard about it on the radio and immediately called in to Ryan Cameron to see if there was anything he could do. Ryan asked T.I. to twirl into his superhero outfit and fly on over to the station. When T.I. got there he recorded a heartfelt "DON'T DO IT" video message. After the police played the message for the man, he agreed to step down and meet T.I. in the lobby for a talk. The police are not pressing charges against the man.
I'm not saying that this was a staged stunt to show the judge that humanity will fall apart if T.I.'s thrown into a prison cell again. I'm not saying that. But I am saying that an idea has just formed in the empty liquor store we all know as White Oprah's head. Two days before Lindsay Lohan's next probation hearing, we will all read the TMZ headline: "LINDSAY LOHAN SAVES A CAT IN A TREE." Only it won't be a real cat, it will be Ali Lohan in the sexy tiger costume White Oprah used to wear during her alleged strippin' days.
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jeez you'd think every story was an open post the way you bitches comment.
that's fucken awesome good man
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:19pm.
This made me think of the Purple Drank girl here who died. :(
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I totally remember that. It was like "grapedrinkbaby" or something.
That was really sad.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Did he tell the man "Just live your life HEEEEEAAAAAAYYYY...."?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:19pm.
This made me think of the Purple Drank girl here who died. :(
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This made me think of the Purple Drank girl here who died. :(
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
yes he is much cuter i remember the hey days when he used to be cool now I won't even listen to his music.
he does not do much for me anymore.
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I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
I liked him before, but now I find him so much hotter!! His wife's ugly. Come to mama baby!!
Did he publicize this himself or did TMZ just find out about it?
That man is so pretty..
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Ummm...TI must think America is hella stupid and gullible. Well, he is half right so I guess it was worth a shot!
He musta heard about Tommy Girl pulling staged heroics of his own in the past in an effort to "create his own reality".
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
ahahah, i posted about this in yesterday's OP, because I was leaving a bar in Midtown (dont judge) as the man was sitting on the ledge.
Omg please! He isnt doing anything that trained police officers and firemen dont do EVERYDAY. They save lives on a daily basis I dont see them getting news coverage.
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
I would let him save my life...you know what I'm saying? I think he is delicious. *waits for Snowy to rain on my parade* ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 11:05am.
Jack why do I feel dizzy?
And WHERE ARE MY PANTS?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Jack why do I feel dizzy?
And WHERE ARE MY PANTS?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Ew, the only part that sticks with me from this story is the part about WO being an alleged former stripper...not an image I like have in my head.
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"The show will be a mix of serious news stories and pop culture shit. It will also feature a daily cameo by a crazed and foaming at the mouth gay who will storm the set in a bridal tuxedo" MK
the only time i can condone suicide is if you are very terminally ill and in a lot of pain and your whole family is in agreement. any other time it is an extremely selfish thing to do. even if you are alone, there is the person who has to find you. and the emotional impact that will have on them. you leave behind wounds that will never heal. at least if someone gets sick or has an accident, you can chalk it up to that and eventually move on. with suicide, you can't. it's a horrible thing to do.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
stunt or not...TI needs to grease up his booty hole for the booty warriors that'll be circling that ass...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
hahahaa DWM!!! here, I gotta lil sumpin sumpin you can wash it down with!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Nice PR stint to try and turn everyone away from his latest DUI.
I don't think its a stunt. I have to believe that there is no way someone would stoop so low just for a little publicity. And if is a stunt it makes him a terrible person who deserves to go to jail.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Yay! I'm not the only one that thinks its Bullshit.
whatever, he's still an ass who drove wasted.
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This is not about love, 'Cause I am not in love
In fact I can't stop falling out
I miss that stupid ache
- Fiona Apple
Contrived much?
i'm still amazed how these celebrities get off. i heard on the radio he'll be doing 6 months when a normal person would do like 10 years. and don't even get me started on lindsay and paris. and yeah i call bullshit on this story as well.
hahahaha Tekillya Tax! absolutely!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
This set up is a big pile of bullshit. I can't wait till they find out..and they will that this was all a hoax to make T.I. look like a hero. I mean give me a break, the day before he's sentenced? Riiight!
Can I have some of that HORSESHIT medication you are taking Jack?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
so I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call HORSESHIT.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus