AC Slater And Child
The minute baby Gia Francesa fell out of her mother's chocha into the doctor's hands, Mario Lopez leaped and pivoted to the nearest gym to makes his glutes glutier, his biceps bicepier and six-pack six-packier. A new baby means a spread in OK! Magazine, which means a camera lens will be involved, which means that it's the perfect time for Mario Lopez to flex the six-pack on his nipples (Seriously, if you bring a microscope up to that shit you will see a six-pack on his nipples. Bitch probably bench presses with his nips).
You can't tell because her eyes are shut, but adorable baby Jon Gosselina is totally rolling her newborn eyeballs at daddy. And she'll keep rolling for the rest of her days, because even fetuses wear shirts more often than her dad does.
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The woman carried the baby for 10 months, squirted it out during hours of painful labor but her abs weren't in good enough shape to be allowed to be in the photo. Mario is a dirty douchebag taking the credit and leaving "fatty" to cry in the guest bedroom while he was having a pretty picture taken. He's a creep. Why is he holding a Chinese baby anyway?
That picture totally made me laugh! Most uncomfotable father daughter picture I've ever seen!!
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Put on a shirt and hold your baby against your body, in the crook of your arm, asshat. Support her head and let her be the star of the show.
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Submitted by CurryBradshaw on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 6:14am.
Yeah, we get it, you work out for two hours every day.
Put a shirt on and support that baby's head, asshat.
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My thoughts exactly. He's a dumbass.
There's something pervy about him with his shirt off, tight black jeans, bulging ego muscles holding a newborn..
A living, breathing billboard created to prove Slater's heterosexuality. Needless to say, me not buying.
Admittedly most newborns do look kinda weird but does this one look exceptionally downey??
I dont blame baby for keeping her eyes shut tightly-shes going to be doing that a lot of her life whenever she sees her daddy...
He is such a twat-he thinks hes so cute and yeah right now hes got a gig but hes the type whose got a limited shelf life and can you imagine the tantrums when his is up....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
could they not have gotten a better photo of the baby, it looks half sleep and annoyed at the same time. mario made sure to get his abs in the pic *rolls eyes*
And yes, I know she's a newborn and all but why does she look downsey?
SUPPORT YOUR DAMN BLOBS HEAD DIPSHIT!
FIRST OFF WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT IF SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW HAS A FUCKING KID, ECSPECIALLY A DOUCHBAG LIKE AC SLATER. SECOND WHO THE FUCK EXPLOITS THEIR FUCKING INFANT FOR MONEY LIKE THIS! I HAD A SON 2 MONTHS AGO AND WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH FAMILY AND HIS MOM..NOT A CAMERA CREW AND FUCKING MAGAZINE!
FUCK AC SLATER, FUCK OK MAGAZINE AND FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO BUY THESE FUCKING RAGS!
Someone needs to tell AC that his babby has Downs.
He's a grade a douche. He's showing off his body more than the poor baby. I don't think he and the baby momma are married, I believe they made a reality show out of her pregnancy. Shit is sad, they'll make a reality show out of anything.
@stan & golddigga...
my son made me look at that 4 times. it never stopped being funny.
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"Oh, mama
I wanna go surfing
Oh, mama
I don't care about nothing"
chefcammi, that link was HILARIOUS!!!
Some folks need a refresher course!!
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1. SUPPORT HER HEAD! Jesus, nothing irks me more than seeing some yucko letting a baby's head flop around.
2. Yes, that baby looks like she has Downs. I am not being mean, either.
3. Fathers are encouraged to have skin-to-skin contact, which helps bonding. The babies learn daddy's scent as well as their mom's. Somehow I seriously doubt Cheesio is shirtless for THAT reason.
The disapproving look on the kids face says "fuck my life, my dad is AC Slater."
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Twilight. A girl's choice between necrophilia and beastiality.
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 7:52am.
Hahaha! The airhorn up to the baby's ear killed me! :D
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"That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga" - Vern
OMG THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! http://www.marcofolio.net/imagedump/how_to_and_not_to_take_care_of_a_bab...
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"Oh, mama
I wanna go surfing
Oh, mama
I don't care about nothing"
I'm going to be a typical know it all parent and say..."She's a newborn! Why aren't you supporting her fragile head and neck?! You're flopping it around like a damn bobblehead!"
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"That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga" - Vern
it REALLY FUCKING IRKS ME when people hold newborns the wrong way in the name of having a good/cute picture taken.
fucking asshole.
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"Oh, mama
I wanna go surfing
Oh, mama
I don't care about nothing"
There are too many LOL comments here to single any one out. Bravo, Dlisters! You bitches are ripping it UP today.
DID HE CHOKE THAT BABY TO DEATH????????
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Everything about this guy is skeevy. Run, baby, run!
Yeah, we get it, you work out for two hours every day.
Put a shirt on and support that baby's head, asshat.
This jerkoff came to the restaurant I used to work in on a Saturday night with no reservation, and left in a huff when he couldn't get the star table he wanted. What an arrogant SOB.
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Just an ordinary girl who likes to cook and sew.
Don't like Slater (I was a Zack Morris girl :]) but there's something about proud daddies with their babies that turns me to goo. I have literally hundreds of photos of my hubby with our daughter, and she's only 3 months old. Squee ^_^
And shame on the people picking on the baby. All newborn babies look like little purply red old men. In a super cute way.
This has made me broody.
wow. two stupid celebs fucked and spawned another celeb baby. woop de doo
Poor baby has already resigned herself to life with a narcissistic douchebag.
When is this baby going in for a cosmetic surgery overhaul to meet his standards of beauty?
Cuz looking at this photo, this future trick of America has LOTS to fix!
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Ya, all babies look like 'tards
This obvious homosexual just gave birth to a real baby(as opposed to an ass-baby)?
Babies don't develop their own looks until they're a few months old. Babies always look kind of weird when they're just born.
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Whoa nelly. I think the baby looks fine. I think the dad looks mentally deficient cuz it don't make no sense at all to play "gymnastics" with a sleeping baby, you know?
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Am I alone in thinking the baby looks a little mentally deficient?
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You are not alone.
Totally not alone. It was the first thing I noticed. It's most probably Downs. Even MK thinks so. Also this is the stupidest "meet my new baby friend" picture I've seen. THe baby itself is adorable. But who da fuck holds up a sleeping baby??? And his chorizo fngers aren't even supporting her neck???
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Am I alone in thinking the baby looks a little mentally deficient?
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You are not alone.
Like MK loves them puppies and kittens I love chubby babies with silky, dark hair. Can't resist them (although I had only one, because pregnancy is a bitch).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Am I alone in thinking the baby looks a little mentally deficient?
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Suck Yourself!
My question is, some of these celebrity parents are already filthy rich and have way more money then they deserve...why do they need to whore out their newborns for a good chunk of change?
Am I the only one that questions this?
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
This dad with no shirt holding baby theme isn't exclusive to AC Slater. I've seen other hollywood douche bags pose for pictures with their bebe with no shirt on. Don't ask me who exactly, but I know I've seen it. I guess it's supposed to be... I don't know... sexy? I'm about to get sexy with this baby? WTF is the point? I don't get it.
I don't know if it's downs syndrome, but there is something SHORT-BUS-ISH about that baby!! First off, she looks half dead! Weird for a 1 month old.. It is also weird that he has her dangling and she still hasn't woken up..
Hopefully she gets cute... NOT attractive!! But I really feel bad for the baby because something is definitely wrong.
It is the same thing with VIVIENNE JOLIE-PITT...I noticed it when she was a newborn and now she definitely looks half-baked and so does this baby!! Gia's parents are cruel because the Doctor must have told them that she has issues..
lifeislikecake on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 11:20pm.
you know you are gonna have to name that baby SHAUNA or PHOEBE
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AS IF!! No Phoebe or Shauna.
Compromise will have to be made.
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 11:16pm.
you know you are gonna have to name that baby SHAUNA or PHOEBE
kokoskitten on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 11:11pm.
Completely random but I ADORE the name Pilar !!!!!!!!!!!
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HA! Funny.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 10:23pm.
However this guy made a baby is how me and Michael K will make ours. And then MK can hold the baby up for photos and call the baby Pilar
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Completely random but I ADORE the name Pilar !!!!!!!!!!!
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
that baby is so fucking fat.
get on the treadmill alraady you fat baby.
Poor baby. And why isn't he wearing a freaking shirt?
You know Mario's thinking that she needs a lacefront wig, tan, ears pierced (it IS a hispanic tradition after all), an elbow lift (look how saggy it is!) and diapers that are more flattering to her figure cuz she looks frumpy!
I think she might already have six-pack abs like that lady from that Bravo show and dimples just like him other wise he wouldn't be smilin'!
She's a baby not a pug, you assmunch! UGH!!!
I guess AC was too busy shining up his butt-plug to learn how to support his baby's head...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I'm sure he produced this baby with the singular goal of posing shirtless for this photo shoot