Katherine Hagel Is Loud
Even rich people who live in fancy mansions have neighbors who are always trying to kill their good time! Case in point: Katherine Heigl and her husband Josh Kelley were marinating in their hot tub on Monday night when their problem neighbor started filling their backyard with all kinds of insults (fictional examples: "Shut your ash tray of a mouth, Hagel!" and "Your loud mouth is bombing my damn ear holes just like your movie is bombing at the box office!" etc.. etc..). Basically, Hagel's neighbors thought her and her husband were too loud.
TMZ says that Hagel's neighbors have a history of acting like assholes so her bodyguard called up 911. The cops showed up, talked to everyone involved, realized that shit was a waste of their time and left without making an arrest or issuing a ticket.
You're probably thinking that Hagel and her husband must be moaners, but I doubt those kind of noises were coming from their mouths. I'm sure Hagel was doing her usual: complaining about everything. Hagel complained that her skin was not properly being titillated, because the jacuzzi's bubbles were not bubbly enough. Hagel bitched that they need to go back to bubble school to learn how to bubble the right way. Then when the neighbors starting telling her off, she complained that their weak and uncreative insults weren't even making her angry. Bitch got mad that they weren't making her mad! Hagel was overheard complaining, "I did not feel that I was given the material to warrant an angryface..."
But seriously, who calls the cops on an annoying neighbor? That's not how you deal with a buzz-killing neighbor. You throw a ham at them! Learn from Sharon Osbourne!
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I heard she is a cunt to the 5th power
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But seriously, who gets their bodyguard (yeah, sure) to call the cops on an annoying neighbour. I have never seen this Hagel in anything but DListed and still do not know why she would need a bodyguard.
She should be so lucky to live next door
to Sharon Osborne and have a ham thrown
at her ! Hah what a hagg ! -D. J.
Is my perception off or wouldn't someone with steady acting gigs, including years on a successful TV show, be able to swing a yard bigger than the rest of us poor folk and not have the Jacuzzi right the fuck next to a fence?
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
I recently saw her interviewed on some morning show. Yeah, she comes across loud and mouthy. I wouldn't want to live next door to her. She is completely unappealing and I wouldn't pay to see her in a film.
I hope she goes away soon.
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"I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shit-house goes up in flames" ~ The Lizard King
That body is...weird. She's relatively young and hasn't birthed any kids and it seems like she shouldn't look like that - like she is seriously losing a battle with gravity. Or something.
Also, her knees aren't pointed in the same direction!!! WHY????
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
I'm adding her and Gwen Stefani in the divorce pool. they were loud arguing why is she such a selfish cunt.
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Raul will make further comments about Heigl and the jacuzzi but first you blow him. *********************************************************************************** Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.
I hear Tom Cruise is making a movie about this guy and doing all his own stunts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Reichelt
Uh, didn't she quit smoking around the time she adopted her daughter?
Black lung and Monkeyboy. *FAAAAAAAAAAAARRRTTTT*
I hate loud people tho, if I ever become a serial killer that's who I am targetting
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
Her swimsuit screams "look at me!," just like her big open mouth.
I don't get her appeal to some people, but then I never watched Grey's Anatomy or her rom-com movies.
I don't think I've ever seen wonky knees before.
both ashlee and heigl hit their peak about two years ago. MK is going to have o find some new obsessions....
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Now really, what a fucking ugly swimsuit. Neon, metallic pink with that ill fitting bikini top that doesn't look good on ANYONE.
And LMAO @ Chirio!!
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
Her husband is hot but very hairy - looks like he shaved himself down for a trip to the beach. Good thing, or all he'd get a tan on is his hands and feets.
She is surprisingly out of shape.
They should just tattoo "Hi, We're FUCKING ANNOYING" on their foreheads. can't stand her!
Coma Caca!
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Blah blah yeah, whatever. Great tits.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
Raul would spawn with her and her ashtray mouth. *********************************************************************************** Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.
something odd about that photo...like he was photoshopped in...AND he is running away from her.
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I do not see her appeal...wonder what demented old-lady ravings Joan Collins would say about this one...IF this twat even registers with Joan, that is.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 11:13am.
Let's just throw everyone in the divorce pool... who needs to be married anyway?
Well, except for Jada and Will. Because they always talk about how rock solid and sextastic their marriage is. It's clearly the strongest marriage ever in the history of humankind (it's blessed by Xenu).
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
her legs are funny looking
like her thighs are too long
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
This woman may as well have "Dumpy" written on her forehead.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
"I did not feel that I was given the material to warrant an angryface..."
ahahahahahahhahahhah MK I lurv u! ♥♥♥
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
Let's just throw everyone in the divorce pool... who needs to be married anyway?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Oh, I am SO adding these two to my divorce pool.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West