Lindsay Lohan Needs To Get Her Coke Fix
If Dr. Drew wrote an episode of I Love Lucy, it would play out just like this story from Radar about Lindsay Lohan's ZANY REHAB SHENANIGANS! So apparently, Betty Ford is a strict no-caffeine zone which has been pretty hard for LiLo. LiLo is used to waking up in a rest stop janitor's closet and rolling over to the vending machine to get her morning pick-me up of choice: Cokie-Cola. Because Betty Ford doesn't serve any kind of Coke on the premises, LiLo's been forced to commit bumbling acts of buffoonery in order to get her fix.
A source tells Radar that LiLo somehow found out that the nearby Eisenhower Medical Center has a vending machine, so she enlisted the help of her personal Ethel to break out of Betty Ford to make a run for COKE! They would've made it to the other side, but LiLo's stupid ass accomplice got caught after her clothes got tangled up on a fence (insert nervous laugh track here). The jig is up.
The source went on to say this mess, "Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart. The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, where they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done."
This story is the funniest thing to come out of LiLo's life since she delivered a Lee Press-On-sponsored FUCK U to Judge Marsha, but I still have a hard time believing it's made of truth. Why would LiLo throw her ass over a fence for a soda? White Oprah's nostrils are wider and deeper than a power bottom elephant's asshole, so she could easily sneak in a 2-liter Coke in a yard long glass WITH straw.
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Not that I condone her nonsense, but this is one of those things I'll never understand. I worked on a mental health unit for 3 years and they also didn't allow caffeine. You would think that as crazy as people who aren't addicts get over caffeine withdrawal you wouldn't want to wean people cold turkey like that. Just seems cruel to me, but I guess there's a method to the madness...
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LOL! decaffeinated? (That word is impossible to spell)
Does caffeine removal require a Mormon?
I cant wait for this movie to come out staring Tom Cruise doing all his own stunts...
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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 4:32pm.
"Strawberry Snortcake" is funny enough to dull the pain of hearing about this duck-billed platypus.
Is there a detox for entitlement? If not, then she'd be better off leaving the Clinic for, you know, those who actually want to become productive members of society again.
By the way, I hope the Clinic has seen "Up In Smoke" and locked up all of the Ajax in the building.
Oh FUCK this means White Oprah is gonna make a statement about how Lindsay is innocent as the pure driven snow in 3,2,1......
Tired of hearing from that old hag every time Strawberry Snortcake takes a shit!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
And the amount of Coke that will fit into that can should last her about as long as ... What?! She's needs another already?!?
No wonder why Betty Ford has a horrible success rate, they are way too fucking strict. No Caffeine? Do they realize once you restrict everything it is going to be much harder for an addict once they go out into the "real world" Anyway, are we sure she wasn't trying to sneak in the other kind of coke.
tl;dcetr (don't care enough to read) but her hair looks good (saying something nice for lack of caring)
It's not Cokie-Cola she's missing it's liver killing Red Bull she's missing more than anything!!
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She's about 75 and still doing her best to look glamorous. Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's
bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids..holy moly commenter on sop
I don't understand why these people always have extensions in. It can;t possibly be less trouble than simply GROWING YOUR HAIR OUT. It's not like long hair just suddenly became fashionable. She's been wearing extensions for at least three or four years. She could have grown it out during that time. Once you see a picture like this and see where her real hair actually ends, you can't unsee it.
"Lucy and Ethel" is right. That's straight from Lucy climbing Richard Widmark's fence to steal a grapefruit. Lucy get's trapped and Ethel has to call Fred for help and explain the situation and screams into the phone at Fred: "STOP SAYING 'Madame, you've got the wrong number!' "
So fucking stupid...they DO make caffeine-free Coca-Cola. I hope this bitch gets kicked out of Betty Ford for causing an outbreak of anal warts and it's made public. Dirty cunt.
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She'll get kicked out of Betty Ford. Wait for it. She still obviously beleives the rules don't apply to her. And, as evil as giving up caffine can be, if she's not even willing to give THAT UP, bitch isn't serious about recovery. She is in rehab, for show. Like I've been saying all along.
I didn't know that giving up caffeine was so hard on some people.
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It was pretty hard on me. I had a migraine for about two days before I started to feel better.
I love coffee, so sometimes I will cheat and drink one 8-ounce cup. But for the most part I am coffee- and caffeine-free.
I didn't know that giving up caffeine was so hard on some people.
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Submitted by Frybread on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 12:14pm.
Sorry to be OT, but for those who quit caffeine, what is it like being free?
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It's nice. Just drink plenty of water.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Sorry to be OT, but for those who quit caffeine, what is it like being free? I know when I quit I stopped getting gittery (I am prone to anxiety) and I felt more "clear headed" throughout the day.
My morning ritual. 2 double espressos 5am. 6am 1 latte for driving to job. 7am 1 latte at arrival. Without caffiene I WOULD DIE! Thanks for reading. *BEEEEEELLLCCCHHHHH*
I quit caffeine a year or so ago when I started drinking water only (I've since quit that), and the withdrawal wasn't really as bad as I'd expected. I had a dull headache centered around my lower forehead for about three days, but that was it. I had been drinking only iced tea, though - no coffee.
Defintely. It's 6 solid weeks of feeling DEAD. It feels like your blood was replaced with cement. You can barely move your legs to walk !
I was back on the caffeine in a few weeks. I'll never give it up - NEVER NEVER !!!!!!!!!!
Quitting caffine is murderous. My doc told me to kick my soda habit ( I lived for Big Gulps) for various reasons. Once he delivered the sentence, he said "I don't want to see you for six weeks because you'll be a bitch on wheels until you finally break the cycle". He was right. So for once, if this story about Lilo is true, I feel for her. Otherwise, she's still a mess.
"in every dream home, a heartache"
This reminds me of the time Felix and Oscar went to fat camp and tried to escape to get candy bars!
Hilarity ensues.
THANK GOD she was safe and decaffeinated! Because caffeine is the worst of her problems.
"The longer Lindsay stays on probation, the increased chances that she will get in trouble because of problems staying compliant with the terms of her probation."
I still love that quote from her legal team.
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But wait I though her daddy said this place was like a resort? What a idiot. That is really hardcore to not even allow caffeine.
Betty Ford is a strict no-caffeine zone?
Shit!
how long before she starts fucking the male and lesbian staff for coke(s)...it has happened in previous rehab stays....didn't she even get a "rehab boyfriend" at promises who went and sold his story to InTouch a few years ago?
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I really doubt that cola was what she was sneaking out for.
Stan: seriously. when I finished the books I seriously felt I might need rehab, LOL
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Snowpiece,
OMG just realized you have Lisbeth as your avatar.
FUCKING LOVED THE MILLENNIUM SERIES!!
DEAR GOD!!
You can be so cruel in taking away the gifted Steig Larsson and this piece of shit, Lindsey still roams this earth.
Please bring him back to finish his 10 part series!!
I need me a Steig fix!!! badly!!
Sincerely,
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Cool. I'll look for the first book today while I'm at the supermarket looking for TGWPWF at Redbox!
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epv: yes all but The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest and that actually MIGHT be in paperback by now
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 10:32am.
I can't imagine how they could make the movies better, but maybe they'll add some things that were left out from the book in the first movies. I will look into the books, Snowpiece. Are they paperback? I have a hard time paying for first run hardbacks (too expensive imo).
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"I really don't see the problem with giving them coke to drink, it's not like that's the problem here. It seems to take the focus of the addictions that are the true problems, drugs, alcohol abuse, etc. you may die of drinking coke and smoking ciggs, but you're not in rehab to address those issues." --christine the hoff
Co-sign. As a result of trying to stay clean from drugs and alcohol, people in rehab endure all kinds of psychological torment from their addiction. If a Diet Coke or a ciggy helps them maintain their sanity and sobriety for at least one more day, why needlessly make their lives more difficult?
The coke pop story was probably the cover story for a snowy coke run.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 10:26am.
epv! You mean those boxes in the supermarket? Have to check that out!
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Yes! It's really easy. Just follow the instructions. It's a limited selection, but it only costs $1 to rent a movie (I think you have to use an ATM card). The deal is you return it within 24 hours. Put in your email address so you can get a receipt emailed to you - it doesn't give you one at the Box. When you pick your movie and finish the transaction, the movie comes out in a thin blank looking dvd box from the right side of the machine. Not all machines have the same movie, but if you rent the movie from one Redbox, you can return it to any other Redbox. I checked my local Redbox last night, but didn't see TGWPWF, but I wasn't looking for it.
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Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 10:22am.
I have not read the books - a friend told me about them. I saw the title at Redbox and realized it was the same series. I rented it and it was great. 3 movies total have been made in Europe and The Girl Who Played With Fire is said to be on Redbox as of 10/12 - yesterday! I read that some producers are working on doing American versions of the books/movies. Did you know that the woman who plays Lisbeth's character is 30 years old?
I just IMDB'd Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and it appears that Rooney Mara has been confirmed to play Lisbeth Salander. I was hearing Cary Mulligan awhile ago but it looks like this chick was cast instead. It looks like they went with a relative unknown for the part.
The US version is supposedly going to be set in Sweden. It'll be interesting to see what the director (David Fincher) does with the script, considering a big part of the books is its "Swedishness."
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epv you should check out the books
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 10:11am.
eat.pray.vomit just the first one but I read all the books, waiting for TGWPWF to come out on dvd in a couple weeks, have you?
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WHAT?? Its coming out on DVD. OMG I saw the TGWTDT and it was AMAZING.
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Yes! Of course, my favorite part is where Lisbeth gets the vile probabtion officer with the personal apparatus. I was only wishing she was going to add water and electrocute his b-hole.
OT: I wonder if Lilo is going to get fat in rehab? No cocaine, no caffeine.
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epv! You mean those boxes in the supermarket? Have to check that out!
Yeah, I know all about the American movie, hope they are good. Daniel Craig is playing Blomkvist, i forget the lil girl who is playing Lisbeth, I don't know her
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addiction has such a long and variable spectrum it is impossible to just stick someone in a mold. i'm almost completely convinced if you have an extreme addict you have to rid them of all addictions like cigarette and caffeine. because a lot of times that stuff really feeds off each other. i know when i was drinking very heavily that made me want to smoke, and when i smoked, that made want to drink, and when i drank, i ate a lot to feel better and drank a ton of coffee and cokes to lift up my mood, and when i overate and didn't exercise, that made me feel bad which made it easier to drink and smoke. it's a nasty cycle. but when the day is done, this stuff is way overcomplicated. either you want to get well and want health and well being or you don't.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
How old is that photo of Lilo? She's wearing extensions, right? That hair is beautiful. It can't be hers (aside from paying for it).
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 10:11am.
eat.pray.vomit just the first one but I read all the books, waiting for TGWPWF to come out on dvd in a couple weeks, have you?
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WHAT?? Its coming out on DVD. OMG I saw the TGWTDT and it was AMAZING.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 10:11am.
eat.pray.vomit just the first one but I read all the books, waiting for TGWPWF to come out on dvd in a couple weeks, have you?
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I have not read the books - a friend told me about them. I saw the title at Redbox and realized it was the same series. I rented it and it was great. 3 movies total have been made in Europe and The Girl Who Played With Fire is said to be on Redbox as of 10/12 - yesterday! I read that some producers are working on doing American versions of the books/movies. Did you know that the woman who plays Lisbeth's character is 30 years old?
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No caffeine? eep. I didn't have any before my commute this AM and I was a raging monster by the time I got in. Then I had my java and all was well and good in the world. Of course, it was also that time of the month and DC traffic was more horrendous than usual (it's usually horrendous) so that didn't help matters.
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hoffy: some of the places I was in I would have been scared to see these big mfers on cafienne, they were already crawling the walls, getting in fights, trying to escape, not pretty!
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Oh, the humiliation. Divorce countdown for Gwen & Gavin?
"According to our source, although Stefani has been aware of the rumors, "Gwen didn't know that Gavin and Marilyn were actually involved. Gavin always said before that they were just friends, and that's what she believed, until Gavin had to tell her" because of the interview in Details.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/10/13/2010-10-13_gavin_rossdale_r...
The article also says Gavin begged Details not to run the story after he had diahhrea mouth.
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eat.pray.vomit just the first one but I read all the books, waiting for TGWPWF to come out on dvd in a couple weeks, have you?
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ahh, you guys are the bestest friends I never met!
on topic, I really don't see the problem with giving them coke to drink, it's not like that's the problem here. It seems to take the focus of the addictions that are the true problems, drugs, alcohol abuse, etc. you may die of drinking coke and smoking ciggs, but you're not in rehab to address those issues.
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