How To Get Free M&M's At The Movie Theater
We're in a recession right now and movie theater M&M's are really expensive, so why not let Alec Baldwin and Page Six teach you how to get chocolate deliciousness into your mouth without opening up your pocket book. It's pretty simple. Just annoy the crap out of someone to the point where they are willing to part with their candy. FOOLS!
Page Six says that at a screening for Blue Valentine at the Hamptons Film Festival over the weekend, Alec Baldwin murdered the nerves of those around him by texting during the movie. A source explains what happened next, "He was on his phone the whole time, and the light was disturbing others. But he stopped quickly once somebody started throwing M&M missiles."
SEE! Just text your way to sugary dingles. Yes, there's a chance that they might launch bullets and/or fists at you instead of M&M's, but that's a risk worth taking. Besides, the threat of swallowing your own blood will make those M&M's taste that much more delicious.
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And we know, not one of those thrown at him hit the floor.
Hekki - I remember that movie cinema; loved it! I worked in the WWPlaza for years and lived only a few blocks away. How that 'hood has changed.
Yeh, Alec is indeed a thoughtless pig. And, according to Ted C., one who likes the dudes. Maybe he was setting up a Craigslist meetup with some hot guy on his blackberry for after the film.
LOL. Selfish pig. that's what he screamed at his daughter.
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He was probably texting because he was drunk or just looking for attention. Either way he is a selfish little pig.
OMG LOVE this pic aahahaa!!! and the tag IN THIS ECONOMY *dry-humpin MK*
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Hekki - back in HS my GF and I would spend a winter Saturday at the movie theater, all fucking day, movie after movie....sometimes you got the annoying twat infront of you who would smack her gum or continually flip her long ass hair over the hair.
Jujubee's took care of that shit. HAHAAHAH!!!
And yes. Movie theaters are BYOB. HAHAH!!! Jack Daniels Down Home Punch back in those days!
Submitted by KG: "I'll never understand why people would spend money to go see a movie and then spend their time texting or talking on the phone. Why not stay home and do that?"
Because they are IMPORTANT, yo.
Laughing hysterically at M.E.'s jujube suggestion!
I always bring my own food into the theater because I cannot abide the snacky inflation there.
At the old $2 theater in Worldwide Plaza, my BFF and I would bring our damn DINNER in there. We'd stop at Ranch 1 and get chicken sammies and fries, stick them in our purses with wine coolers.
Voila! A night out for peanuts.
Oh Alec. You know he shut up only because he wanted to eat them. We all know he's a rude, thoughtless pig.
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I managed a movie theater not so long ago, and I used to have to kick people out for talking on their phones. Texting, however? I don't understand the problem with that. As long as you keep your damn trap shut, a little glow for a few seconds at a time is not enough to bother me. Just be discreet.
True, Stank, but at least she has generally kept her mouth shut and I think AB is a mean bully.
Plus - yeah, Ireland (dumb name) no doubt knows how they both feel about each other but national interviews talking about it, on his part? Grossness.
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I'll never understand why people would spend money to go see a movie and then spend their time texting or talking on the phone. Why not stay home and do that?
Manners and courtesy in public. They're a lost art.
Based on his size, it's obvious Alec never turns down a free treat.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 3:05pm.
That divorce was so bitter I'm pretty sure Ireland already knows what he thinks of her mother. Not to defend the guy but come on, what kind of mother always that recording to be released for the whole world to hear? Not a very good one.
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I think AB has some comedic talent but is a complete asshole in real life.
I remember when on The View (which makes him even more of a fuck) he said that he didn't mean to call his daughter a rude, thoughtless little pig, he meant that for her mother.
Well, asshole, even if you do think that, making your child aware that that's what you think of her mom is just as bad and will anger and confuse the kid as well, as split her loyalties even more. No kid wants her parent called names by the other parent and no parent should ever name call the other like that in front of a kid.
DICKHEAD!
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THanks for ruining Beetlejuice for me, jerkoff. I never knew he was such an asshole.
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It was actually a dlister here, years back that recommended bringing extra pennies to the theater. When someone won't shut up or they're texting all the time, they'd wing their extra pennies thru the darkened theater at the offender.
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Thought that was John Goodman.
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Oh Alec. You know he shut up only because he wanted to eat them. We all know he's a rude, thoughtless pig.
M&M's? What a waste. What you do is chew up some Jujubee's get em nice and sticky and throw em in their hair.
I bet Tina Fey is laughing her ass off at this one! Up top, Tina!
I would have yelled at him to shut up. I don't care who the fuck you are. That shit is RUDE.
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It takes a bold muthafucka to hurl anything at Alec, because we all know he is NOT THE ONE!
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