Tammy Lynn Michaels Has Some Shit To Say, Part II
The Maya Angelou of scorned wives is back with a new poem about how her ex Melissa Etheridge has left her with an empty checking account, hungry mouths, saggy tits, stretch marks and a newfound hate for marriage. This past Saturday, Tammy Lynn Michaels once again poured raw emotion into a blog post dedicated to the heartless villainess who has left her and their 4-year-old twins parched in every way.
Melissa's lawyers claimed a couple of months ago that Tammy Lynn is playing up the "Please sir, can I have some more" part for melodramatic purposes, because she gets around $2,000 a month in child support. But according to Tammy's poems, it's not enough. Here's a condensed piece of what Tammy wrote (read the whole thing here):
"pays all the bills"
not entirely true"pays all the bills she chooses to pay"
"pays all the bills her people thinks
are important enough to pay"
is more accuratewhen i went to get cash
just last week
for the three of us to eat
nothingtoday i was shopping for birthday decor
4th next sunday!
little cash for lunch?
nope- not enough funds
no foodwhat the fuck is marriage all about anyway? i thought i did everything i was supposed to do. support support support. love family, be there, love, right? all for naught or have i still everything to learn about love? and that was nothing? or the letting go of this is THEE LESSON of loving. argh.
someone told me that chemotherapy just messes with a brain chemistry, changes the brain, the person, and makes them just in general different. they might b meaner, or illogical, often imbalanced, or whatever. but they just don't come out the same. hardly ever, i am told. and they can't help it. it just is.
and i think about that alot too.
Tammy Lynn really is in a bad way if she doesn't even have the strength to hit the shift button to make a capital letter. That's what surviving on relish packets, crab grass and popcorn does to you.
For those of you who are thinking to yourself that Tammy Lynn needs to get out on the stroll to shake her shit for a dollar, she has this to say:
someone asked about getting a job. okay. well.let's talkaboutthisheregirlfriend...... i have "help" until 2 pm a lot. i can't tell my bosses that i can work each day until between the hours of 830 and 145. tv hours aren't like that, waitressing ours aren't like that sadly.... strippers hours aren't like that, whores' hours aren't like that, secretary hours' aren't like that, starbucks' jobs aren't like that... crossed my mind this morning to get a paper route, though. that's a quick job, but i bet a lot has changed since i was 11. but thank goodness i was able to go home that day and eat- not like in haiti where you eat dirt cookies. while i drove, i spit brown stomach bile into my cup, and rinsed with water. then when i got home i simply ate a bagel. it's not really great for my stomach to sit empty right now. like being pregnant, but no baby inside. :-) but then my friend and i laughed... cuz once i am able to get my twins so set and solid and older, THEN there's jobs for me, and i'll be open.
Spit brown stomach bile into a cup?! Paper route?! What in the Feed A Child for 99 Cents A Day HELL?! THIS BITCH is laying it out on so thick that she can probably shove it into the oven, bake for 30 minutes at 350 and then nibble on it for protein.
Why isn't Sally Struthers on TV begging us to send in a few dollars so Tammy Lynn doesn't have to eat dirt cookies. I swear. All the children in Ethiopia are at the post office right now to send their rations over to Tammy Lynn.
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Yeah, this is really strange. I mean, is Melissa Ethridge REALLY that bad?! Does she really not support Tami and the kids at all? If it's this bad, someone needs to step in. Hmmm...
Jinkies. I'd hate to see this bitch have to split her kids up, get fucked out of a vehicle, live with EXTREMELY religious parents, go back and forth to the Women's Shelter to see the free lawyer for 15 mins a week to get a divorce, work a full time job and go to school full time while maintaing a long distance relationship and avoid a crazy ex who is under a restraining order.
*extreme eye roll*
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I see why Melissa left her, she's a whinner. People fall in and out of love all the time, deal with it. Put your 2 babies in daycare like 90% of all the other working Mothers and get a fucking job. I'm sure Melissa will payup sooner or later, but you don't get a free ride to sit your ass at home because you have 2 babies.
$2000 a month in child support seems extremely low considering Melissa's wealth. My husband paid twice that to his ex-wife, and he is not even close to being as wealthy as Melissa.
I wonder if Tammy Lynn went gay for pay?
Saw $$ when she looked at Melissa?
Well, it didn't work out for you, eh?
The thing that I find most interesting about this story is that Etheridge (whose music I love BTW) was and is so very pro-gay marriage. But not having been able to marry this woman seems to have left her in a position where she's been able to basically tell her to fuck off and she's perfectly fine with the fact as it serves her pocketbook. Pretty poor show I think.
Take the low road Tam, write a tell all.
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Just an ordinary girl who likes to cook and sew.
Etheridge should put a stop to this whining and simply pay up. They both wanted kids, so they both committed to caring for them. If you're going to sing the talk, you've got to walk the walk. Besides, whether they like it or not, they are role models for the gay. By acting like any shitty straight guy in chase of a new hot piece, Etheridge is not doing "her community" a lot of favours.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
The population in most Western countries including the US is in the negative so weneed to procreate in order to keep our economy going. Having babies is not taking away jobs from anyone.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
The population in most Western countries including the US is in the negative so weneed to procreate in order to keep our economy going. Having babies is not taking away jobs from anyone.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
I fucking hate poetry, but Tammy Lynn has a pretty mouth, so she'll be fine.
What was the question?
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oh man I LOOOOVE this shit AAAHAHA!!! "litle cash for lunch?" "talkaboutthisheregirlfriend......" fuck yes TEAM TAMMY LYNN!
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Submitted by not shocked on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 7:13pm.
Looks like you have great respect and love for the "gheyness" in your life considering your language. Would love to hear how great your marriage and kids are and how everything is just hunky fucking dory since you're like, hetero, omg! Fuck you, self-righteous hag.
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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 10:36pm.
I can't keep up. :) Melissa's gonna need a second job to keep them all in braces and soccer camp.
Submitted by Falmouth on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 9:34pm.
I hope David Crosby's bio kid turns out to be a chartered accountant or fundie preacher instead of the blissed-out musician they all imagined.
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I believe David Crosby was the bio father of her Children with Julie Cypher.
I don't think it was made public who the bio father of these kids is.
The most important thing is taking care of the kids. Yes, she would have to go to work if there were no alternative BUT she has a wealthy ex who should be supporting her, as per their agreement when the kids were conceived.
Why should those kids have to give up the security of a full time mother because their other mother decided to fool around and leave them. If Melissa were a man people here would be screaming to stick it to him! Well, equality, which I completely support, means Melissa is just as much at fault as any man.
I hope David Crosby's bio kid turns out to be a chartered accountant or fundie preacher instead of the blissed-out musician they all imagined.
I work for social services. This bitch's whining just chaps my ass. She doesn't have a clue what hard times are really like. I'd like to sit her ass down in our waiting room for an afternoon & see what she has to say then. Malagradecida.
Submitted by ravynskye on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 3:42pm.
Don't say 'breeders', it makes you a heterophobe and earns you a 400 word rant.
Tell it to The Breeders
Tammy Lynn may be a whiny non-talent but Melissa Etheridge is acting like a mean, rich bitch who can't care for her own kids much if she expects the ex to go out to work. Two thousand per month isn't very much these days. Being a full-time mother is big work; underpaid and ofter unpaid work.
I know you are blessed! :) And I'm not saying there is anything wrong with having children...what I have a problem with is after people have them, they bitch and moan and complain about how hard it is to pay bills and god forbid the worst and divorce happens, they expect everyone to feel bad for them. It's your bed (full of kids and no money)! Lie in it (with your kids and no money)! No one thinks you are a saint or a martyr or what have you. It was your choice to have kids and I really wish my tax dollars weren't being used to pay for your choice! (lol I'm not talking about you, urmomma, just in general)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 7:19pm.
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I am not suffering. I am blessed,(kiss, my ass, stoney! I am , damn it!)* hugs it out...unsnaps stoney's bra* but you are right. My office is currently seeking a "part-time receptionist" and MOST of the resumes are sporting "degrees"...and from actual colleges. I have never been so grateful to have a job as I have this past week. It is fuckin' rough out there. damn.
And this woman,correct me if I am wrong, was able to feed herself PRIOR to the childruns. AND has more connections than "the average joe". SO! The gravy train has moved on... get a job, momma.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Submitted by not shocked on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 7:13pm.
I have tons of gheyness in my life, friends and family. But I really draw the line with legal unions and the whole baster baby thing.
So, according to you, because of potential splits, no homosexual couples should have legal uinions or children? Am I correct? Um, the potential for a split is there with ANY couple. The whole man/babymamma thing happens with hetero couples too. I bet all the "ghey" people in your life would be happy to hear your opinion. And just because it's prevalent in San Diego doesn't mean it's prevalent everywhere.
Melissa is a cunt for doing what she's done, but like I said earlier, no one forced TL to be a SAHM. If that wasn't what she wanted, then she shouldn't have married Melissa. Bitch isn't special. There are tons or "regular" women in her situation that have manned up, so to speak, and our doing a great job supporting their families.
$2000 a month isn't enough?! Plus the bills being paid? I send my ex husband 2400 dollars a month. He lives in SoCal. It takes care of him, our son and incidentals. God knows I can't afford to send him that much, but if I can do it, than this entitled fuckbag can too. Shit.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 6:42pm.
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Exactly!
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I agree with what some of the previous posters have said. This woman expects that she can just wait until her kids are grown and re-enter the workplace and there just going to be jobs there waiting for her, but why should there be? People with college degrees who haven't taken time off to have children, who have stayed on top of their industry, networked with people in their field and are current members of professional organizations are having a hard time finding good jobs. Why in God's name should there be a job out there for a woman who chose to take fifteen years off raising children and then decides it's time to work again? The workforce isn't a charity. You shouldn't be rewarded by society for having kids when the world is already overpopulated. It's fucking brutal out there right now. Women who are busy staying at home having tons of kids are actually making it more difficult to fit a job to everyone who wants one, because they are creating more competition for the few jobs out there by creating more humans. I know that's kind of twisted, but damn! I'm just saying!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by not shocked on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 7:13pm.
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You realize that with a legally bonding contract like marriage, that is just as less likely to happen as with a hetero marriage, yes?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have tons of gheyness in my life, friends and family. But I really draw the line with legal unions and the whole baster baby thing. I have heard too many stories about domme butches making babies with their femme bottoms with the femme's eggs and basically doing the babydaddy thing by abandoning the kids when the new hot piece comes into their life. It's usually the upscale professional and career lezzies who coax the femme one to be the stay at home and suspend your career babymamma. Just like straight people they get bored of that and the butchie starts to stray a few hours here and there after work, then the overnight sleepover and then here comes the UHaul to clear out her shit as she moves in with the next one. Because the kids they make aren't biologically theirs usually with donor sperm, they walk away Scott-free and the femme get stuck having to co-parent with another single dykemomma who got abandoned after making babies with a butch.
Seen it too many time here in San Diego.
Bitch better start loving her some MCDONALDS !!!!
How come Tammy Lynn can't apply for state assistance- food stamps?
Do they not have those in the state of California?
Peeps seem to forget that marriage is a legally bonding CONTRACT. You want out? It's gonna cost ya...just like any other contract you were stoopid enough to sign.
Tammy Lynn is either full of shit or she got bad counsel because them chirruns are entitled to a lifestyle similar to what they knew when these two twats bumped nasties.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@cprincess-Exactly! Etheridge championed for same sex marriage and now uses and abuses the fact it is illegal to her advantage. Ironic, huh? After all is said and done she's just another POS that can't keep it her pants and now wants to quit her ass for another piece. Shit happens in life, but I have to say my piece in her spouse's defense-and I am a card-carrying feminist... Etheridge's work is not 9-5 or anything like that. She works odd times, internationally with large stretches away from home. Someone has to be at home to provide a stable home life for their kids. That's reality-like it or not and yes, Etheridge should have to pay because without her spouse she would not be able to care for family by herself without the help of expensive strangers. Studies have shown countless many times that a widow fares better than the divorced woman financially. This woman became a stay at home mom(a hard but important job) and deserves more to get her back on her feet so she can become financially independent. As to her so called whiny attitude-her HUSBAND just left her ass for a new hot piece and is treating her like shit-she's still hurting-cut her some slack. If anything, she needs the extra money for therapy to get over the fact she ever loved such an asshole. If this were me and I wasn't smart enough to plan the perfect murder, I would be waiting for Gloria Allread on her front steps. Also, more importantly, I would make sure my twins had a huge insurance policy on Melissa-because her cancer will return soon enough-trust. Ugly ass cheap as fuck POS will eventually get her comeuppance in the end. Wonder if the new piece will stand by her when her sickness recurs?
If I remember correctly, Crosby gave them his sperm, and opted to have no financial, or parental responsibility. I'm not sure if he signed legal documents, but he basically "gifted" his baby batter for a friend.
*sigh* TLM...I feel badly for her, I really do, because she obviously loved Cuntraghoface enough to put her life on hold. But guess what? No one forced her to do that. No one in this day and age should go into a marriage thinking that they are going to be supported for the rest of their lives, be it monetarily or emotionally. It's a terrible viewpoint, I know, but the divorce rate and all these mud-slinging divorces speak for themselves. Tammy...stop whining and get a job. Sitting on your ass with your hand out isn't paying the bills.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 5:02pm.
David Crosby is their father. Sue his ass for money, you dumb ho.
Exactly! None of these rug rats are Melissa's biological children. This whole story proves that even a lesbian can get tired of living with a P,B & J sandwich maker. TLM needs to support herself and her chirruns.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 5:05pm.
Please...this bitch is an annoying whiner but one look at Melissa's mug tells the whole story of her cuntery. Mel should avoid pointy hats and watch out for falling houses because she looks like a fucking witch.
LOL! The pointy hats and falling houses comment..that made my day.
Bitches, they both made an agreement. One had to ruin her body and stay at home watching Barney reruns and the other got to have her life while enjoying her kids being raised by the mother, ya know, without having to worry about finding them in the oven and shit. Anyway, it is a contract, TLM did her part, now the other bitch has to do her part which is you know, pay for shit. It is a contract so they have to honor it. Whenever you make a contract, if you want out, you gotta pay. Simple as that! It is called accountability. TLM killed her career while changing nappies, that is her cross to bear. Melissa wants out of her marriage, well she's gotta pay, that is her cross to bear. Why y'all asking for the housewife's head and being so forgiving on Melissa's ass (the "man" in the relationship) is beyond me. But whatever, all opinions are valid... So yeah, I guess...
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@ seejaneclick - you fucking NAILED it.
Ladies - it is the 21st century. Do yourself a favor and NEVER, EVER, EVER allow yourself to become accustomed to a lifestyle that you could never support independently. It can be taken away from you in a blink of an eye. Never take ANYTHING for granted. NOBODY is entitled to ANYTHING (except adequate child support, which I belive $2,000 a month is more than enough - my mom got $200 for two kids back in the day). When I got divorced eight years ago, I left with the clothes on my back and my car, and that's it. Eight years later, I have accumulated everything I have through hard work and perseverance. And not to sound all after-school-special-learn-a-good-lesson on everyone, but I couldn't be more proud of the position I'm in right now in my life. It was HELL getting here, but it is SO MUCH MORE SATISFYING knowing that I got to this point ON MY OWN, without any help/alimony from the motherfucker I used to call a husband. I could've gotten it - I chose not to do so because FUCK HIM. And I developed a lot of positive character traits which have molded me into an honorable woman - and trust me ladies, being a money-grubbing gold digger is NOT honorable. It makes you look like a pathetic fool.
TLM - if LA/California is too expensive, move back to Kansas or wherever the fuck your from. Buy generic. Get a job. Figure it out. Everyone else has to figure it out - so why the fuck don't you? Pissing and moaning about not having enough money to eat anything more than a dirt cookie is fucking BULLSHIT and it makes me want to punch you in the face. The world owes you nothing. Melissa owes you nothing - except adequate child support.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I felt sorry for her at first but now she really needs to go away and stop with the awful poetry and whining....waaa waaa bitch, doesn't she realize there are a lot of women out there whose deadbeat azz exes aren't giving them so much as a dollar per month? Ho sit down.
Three words: GET A JOB.
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"All the girls in the club wanna know
Where did all their pretty boys go?"
Why the fuck should she live on $2000 per month when Melissa Etheridge who insisted on a marriage and wanted a house wife get out of her responsibilites??
Tammy Lynn or Tammy Fay or whatever is pissed and i dont blame her-Melissa Etheridge is now saying they werent married-really?-she cant have it both ways-shes got plenty of money so lets see her be fair...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 5:02pm.
I think that's the father of Melissa's older kids with Julie Cypher. I don't know who's the bio father of these kids.
Please...this bitch is an annoying whiner but one look at Melissa's mug tells the whole story of her cuntery. Mel should avoid pointy hats and watch out for falling houses because she looks like a fucking witch.
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David Crosby is their father. Sue his ass for money, you dumb ho.
Work full time and hire a sitter like everyone else, gold-digging bitch.
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Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 4:54pm.
A bagel. Hee. That reminds me of when I was a college student in NY. I was walking out of the grocery store and had no cash (I paid with CC). Our regular fixture of a homeless man approached me and told me how hungry he was. I was like, I have no money but you can have one of the bagels I just bought... he bitched me out and told me he wanted something warm to eat and a soda. O-kay. Another time, on the way in to the grocery, a lady told me to get her some grape juice and sugar packets.
my mother did not drive or speak English but she managed with out 2 thou a month she took the bus to her graveyard shift job at the cannery and supported me and my big sister who where only 2 years apart...my father was a drop in and drop out drunk(he eventually got his shit together once we where in our 20's but it was no help for my mom when we where toddlers...to his credit he was there for her once her health went bad and he was her constant companion before she passed)..so she pretty much did what she could to survive she was mom and dad to us...she slept while we where at school but she always walked us there when we got out of school we knew she would be waiting for us out in front of the school...so we where always safe...she always partook in our school activities...bake sales pot lucks field trip chaperon...she took on babysitting other kids and the elderly to supplement her income...she recycled cans so we could do something fun...she shopped at thrift stores for all our clothes or made our clothes...she got the basic stables for food so yeah even though we never had soda and fast food...we always had beans and rice...my job now i make a little over 2, thou a month and i have a good man who makes the same who supports me...we pay all our bills equal down the middle...i don't have any kids yet but i hope i have her strength and courage once they do come along otherwise ill be on the floor crying like a baby along with them.....
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 2:24pm.
Being a stay-at-home mother can be considered a full-time job but what you say does have merit. A lot of things don't turn out fairly or the way we expect. She should get a job. She has to make-do one way or the other, if that means eating at home and cutting coupons or getting a job -- if that means the difference between she and the kids eating or not. That's one of her responsibilities as a mom: feed the kids. She's lucky she has someone to bitch to & about.
That said, when these two (or any two) choose to start a family, there must've been some understanding about how to split up the work -- the raising of the kids, earning money, etc. Family/relationships are so much about the division of responsibilities and labor. Sometimes that means two working parents and a shared load at home, sometimes that means a stay-at-home parent and a breadwinner. Whatever. Someone's not living up to their end, Missy.
Yea Melissa should be giving her more, but she sounds like a spoiled bitch. Oh, boo hoo, I had to eat a bagel. Get over it, bitch. Maybe if you fired the help and got a job you could eat. Tons of people do it.
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agirl, you are SO SO SO RIGHT! I've given that same speech so many times to dumbass women who have a gazillion kids they can't support and act all surprised when the man (or in this case, woman) dumps them, gets fired, dies, whatever. Children are expensive! And you are right, employers do not care what a good mommy you are (or daddy), all they want is for you to help them make money, and if you've spent the last ten years making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, they probably won't hire you. That is real life, folks. This ain't the fucking fifties.
I blame a culture that seems to deify motherhood and childhood. Everybody was a child once and most people breed. It doesn't make you special.