No More Cox For David Arquette
Both InTouch Weekly and TMZ are saying that David Arquette and Courtney Cox Arquette put their marriage on pause a few months ago while trying to decide if they want to brush their next teefs to each other anymore. These two have been married 11 damn years and have a 6-year-old daughter named Coco.
One of TMZ's sources say that David and Courtney took their genitals to separate corners a few months ago, but they've been keeping their business relationship going including shooting Scream 4 together. The source went on to say that there's a chance they might get back together and that their relationship is "a work in progress."
In front of the mirror in her Cabbage Patch nursery, Jennifer Aniston is spraying herself down with J'NoLongeralone and powdering her snatch with scented corn starch, because she's got her trollin' partner back. Watch out boys, because Cox and Aniston are going to eat your khakis right off!
And don't wait up, Beanie Babies, because momma's gonna be out all night (or until 11pm, because they're playing her favorite episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" again).
UPDATE: David and Courtney released this that statement that sounds like a chapter out of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. They could've just said, "I'm sick of looking at that ho's face!"
"The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply. As we go though this process we are determined to use kindness and understanding to get through this together. We are comfortable with the boundaries that we have established for each other during this separation and we hope that our friends, family, fans and the media also show us respect, dignity, understanding and love at this time as well."