No More Cox For David Arquette
Both InTouch Weekly and TMZ are saying that David Arquette and Courtney Cox Arquette put their marriage on pause a few months ago while trying to decide if they want to brush their next teefs to each other anymore. These two have been married 11 damn years and have a 6-year-old daughter named Coco.
One of TMZ's sources say that David and Courtney took their genitals to separate corners a few months ago, but they've been keeping their business relationship going including shooting Scream 4 together. The source went on to say that there's a chance they might get back together and that their relationship is "a work in progress."
In front of the mirror in her Cabbage Patch nursery, Jennifer Aniston is spraying herself down with J'NoLongeralone and powdering her snatch with scented corn starch, because she's got her trollin' partner back. Watch out boys, because Cox and Aniston are going to eat your khakis right off!
And don't wait up, Beanie Babies, because momma's gonna be out all night (or until 11pm, because they're playing her favorite episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" again).
UPDATE: David and Courtney released this that statement that sounds like a chapter out of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. They could've just said, "I'm sick of looking at that ho's face!"
"The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply. As we go though this process we are determined to use kindness and understanding to get through this together. We are comfortable with the boundaries that we have established for each other during this separation and we hope that our friends, family, fans and the media also show us respect, dignity, understanding and love at this time as well."
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<<"In front of the mirror in her Cabbage Patch nursery, Jennifer Aniston is spraying herself down with J'NoLongeralone and powdering her snatch with scented corn starch, because she's got her trollin' partner back."
I just thought of that scene from Silence of the Lambs. I can totally envision Aniston asking herself in front of the mirror "would you fuck me. I'd fuck me," while dancing to The Cure.>>
Hahaha! Hilarious! Only, I'd imagine Aniston saying "would you love me. would you love me forever and stay with me. I'd love me forever."
Those Beanie Babies and Barbie dolls are going to get very jealous when Maniston burns the midnight oil with Cox. An ex of mine partied with David a few years ago and said he was a huge stoner and a fun person to hang out with.
I always thought they were an odd couple anyway. So whateves.
Am I the only one who thinks there's a strong possibility that Aniston and Cox are lesbians more than bi, and that they've been "the couple" all these years? What was the blind item not long ago about the famous wife being tired of her "in the closet" husband? Could it be CC and DA?
since they're the same couple as Demi and Asston, I'm not surprised
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She's just like Jada Pinkett Smith, all gristle. She always looks like she has a major stick up her butt, and her kid looks filthy all the time.
But cheating is NEVER ok. He'd have won the sympathy vote if he'd have kept it in his pants.
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Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!
Bottom line is that he cheated on her. I dont care how much of a flake, bitch, uptight twat, anal retentive douche she can be .... he cheated.
And if she was carrying on any kind of "emotional affair" , I'd understand why. If I knew my husband was boning another chic or taking drugs ...maybe she needed someone to talk to and lean on - of course men always consider it an "affair" when a woman has a male friend.
It's so true that a leopard doesnt change/lose it's spots ... David had drug issues when they first started dating !
"In front of the mirror in her Cabbage Patch nursery, Jennifer Aniston is spraying herself down with J'NoLongeralone and powdering her snatch with scented corn starch, because she's got her trollin' partner back."
I just thought of that scene from Silence of the Lambs. I can totally envision Aniston asking herself in front of the mirror "would you fuck me. I'd fuck me," while dancing to The Cure.
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"It really is the simple things in life that give you a reason to take your pants off during a work day." -- MK
Submitted by sybil:
Courtney & Aniston were both banging Adam Duritz (Counting Crows)
Yeah, Duritz got around quite a bit. I never understood the appeal there. In fact quite the opposite - total repulsion.
Courtney and Aniston should just become late-in-life-lesbian partners together and get it over with.
Just heard David on Howard Stern, he sounded all stoned, but he gave up the beans. Said that Courtney didn't want to put up with this shit, he's a fucking man boy. Idiot. So he wanted to get his drink and drug on on Scream 4. So he ended up banging some chick whose gone public so its over. It also seems per David, Courtney was having an emotional affair with her co star. shit. Hollywood is like a Maury Povich episode.
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Ah, that makes me have the sads a little.
Bummer. So sick of Hollywood marriages. I guess when you have the opportunity for something else-no money or lack of future partners standing in the way, you'll move on. Poor fucking vapid souls don't see the value in working stuff out and just staying put. They literally have absolutely nothing-just big fucking bank accounts and that only gets you so far. They're completely boring and sad.
Submitted by Falmouth on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 8:32pm.
The root cause was conflict over closet space.
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As in he needs to get out of the closet. Thanks for the great segue way ;)
Always gave me the same vibe as what's his gayface husband of Sarah Jessica Parker. And she looks like a raging cuntrag, so about time dude chewed his leg off & ran for the hills, loving separation my ass.
well, the media showing dignity is like Britney Spears wearing a bra...probably not gonna happen.
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OK, Court will be a cougar for a hot minute and then go crawling back to David, who I hope will slam the door in her Botoxed face.
The End.
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I knew this shit was doomed from the very beginning. I called this years ago - just surprised it took as long as it did as they never did look right together.
Odd couple. As for Cox, fuck her. I've never liked her - Cougarville, here she comes.
I was always curious about why Michael Keaton broke-up with Cox. He seems so cool and I could never understand why they were together. Maybe one day someone will spill the beans about them, because they were together a long time.
TRAGIC...just TRAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
I guess this means I'm the only one still married.
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Hand me a barf bag after reading that statement-yeah-I prefer MK's version.....
Really-like who gives a fuck anyway-theyre a snooze fest of a couple.
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"...spraying herself down with J'NoLongeralone..."
That is the funniest thing I've heard/read all week. And I just watched East Bound and Down, so that's saying a lot.
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Remember when there was some crisis in her family recently...was he in rehab again? That's what I gathered from that blind item. Anyone else?
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The root cause was conflict over closet space.
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 8:16pm.
Wow - first Laura Dern and her husband and now this announcement .... hmmm... I guess Jen, Laura, Courtney and Sheryl will be enjoying life together !!
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That's what I've been thinking!
Courtney & Aniston were both banging Adam Duritz (Counting Crows) when they were filming "Friends" Also, didn't Courtney live with Stuart Copeland (her first cousin?)back in the 80's? She is from Alabama, and we Southern gals love to screw our first cousins!! :)
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Wow - first Laura Dern and her husband and now this announcement .... hmmm... I guess Jen, Laura, Courtney and Sheryl will be enjoying life together !! Well, atleast they have a solid support system ----- each other. I'll give CC credit, they do seem mature about it. I'm sure they'll actually stay friendly and on good terms for the sake of their daughter.
Thank God David got rid of that succubus. Back in the mid-80's I used to work at the Hamburger Hamlet on Sunset at Doheny and that nasty skank would come in quite often and terrorize us menials.
The one thing I remember most about her, other than the fact that she was an insufferable bitch, was she chain-smoked. Oh lord, that nasty bitch lit one right off the other. And the way she held those cigarettes...Like she thought she was Gloria Swanson!
And this was right after she did that Bruce Springsteen video. Before she had really done anything.
I hope this mean and nasty hag has a long and miserable life in Hollywood.
So I guess there's no "open marriage" like Dummy and Asston...to them love means never having to say who your're boning.
I'm not surprised. She always seems annoyed with him. Like the type of woman who emasculates her man. Why she even bothered marrying him is beyond me unless she thought he was easy to control and would put up with her shit.
If they divorce she will never remarry (nobody will ever be good enough to her), he will though.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Uh, that statement sure implies a high degree of self-importance. They could have just used one sentence or so.
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I thought she was banging her "Cougar Town" co-star and that whole story about her setting him up with Aniston was a sham???
David Arquette is such a moron that he could have walked in on them having sex and not realized what was going on...
eh, I always thought he is too fun loving for a stuck up, uptight douche like her.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
It's funny how people think David is the bizarre one. If you know anything about Courtney, you'd know that she's got even more screws loose than him.
I personally think they'll work it out and quietly get back together again down the road, just like Slash and his whore of a wife Perla recently did....
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Statement Translation: Hubby fell off the wagon for the 1 millionth time and fucked everything with a hole.
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Statement translation: "It's hard when, after twenty years of trying, wifey is STILL the famous one in the family! Hell, my tranny sisterbrother has had a better career than me and always will!"
Never thought these two would last anyway and Coco Arquette sounds like a 1950's stripper name.
It's like the novelty wore off even for them. Their image was, "Hey! He's younger and wacky, she's older and self-serious! But it works!" and now it's not fun anymore.
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Silly rabbit.
Translation: he caught her getting cougary with her costars, and they're either planning to divorce in a few months or trying to figure out if he can stand being married to her. I'm amazed someone as prissy as her will even have sex.
I'm sure Blandistan is rejoicing, though. If they divorce, she now has a partner in lonely desperate irrelevence.
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That statement more reads like "Please allow us some privacy to decide whether or not our relationship can move past costar fucking."
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And don't wait up, Beanie Babies, because momma's gonna be out all night">
You are so delightfully twisted.
Maybe he's allergic to all the botox, collagen and cheek implants stuffed in her mug. Oh, and the screechy personality.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 5:29pm.
there you go...I guess the rumours of her getting it on with other men on the set of Cougar Town were true after all...this was a blind item a while back.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Jim - no shit!
I am disgusted that 1. They even made a TV show about it.
2. Made a second show "Teen Moms" to give them MORE publicity
3. Fail to see this is going to make a lot more girls think it's "OK" to get knocked up as a teenager.
UGH. I could go on and on and on.....
I may hate MTV for this shit more than I hate the Duggars for having umpteen million window licking babies.
Thats to bad, hope they keep it friendly for Coco.
M.E.......YOU KNOW WHO WILL BE PAYING FOR THOSE 'LITTLE WHORES' AND THEIR KIDS ...US TAX PAYERS!
OH! WHOOPS! I thought MK was talking about the 16 year old whores, not the other idiots that couldn't catch a clue they were growing a person inside them.
GAH!! Past three fucking weekends at the grocery store and one of those 16 and pregnant whores are all over the GD tabloids. STFU WITH THE LITTLE SLUTS THEY ARE NOT WOMEN GIRLS SHOULD BE IDOLIZING!
She's admitted before that she was a lot like Monica, and that means she has a type A personality. I liked them together, but now Monica and Rachel can be a cougar duo.
didn't see them together any way, did see Monica and Chandler it could happen!;):) Matt has a new show(he works and gets work) and she is smart and funny and works.
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 5:42pm.
It was reported a while ago that she was boning one of her costars.
So now we're going to hear that they had an open marriage, right? *snort*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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