Open Post: Hosted By The Obama Streaker
Yesterday's Obama rally in Philadelphia was filled with so non-stop foolery and fuckery that it looked one of my family reunions. First, Obama almost got slapped in the head with a book, then a 24-year-old dude from Staten Island punched everyone in the eyes by streaking in front of the President with the world "BATTLECAM.COM" written across his chest and gut.
The Running of the Fupa was part of a stunt to promote a billionaire's new website. Alki David offered to give $1 million to the first ho who successfully ran nekkid ass nekkid in front of Obama while screaming the name of the website at least six times. "FUCK! Bitch beat me to it!" - Toni Braxon and Dustin Diamond while throwing down their Sharpies.
Alki tells the Herald Sun that he will cut the streaker a check for $1 million once he verifies that all conditions were met.
Only in America can a trick make $1 million for airing his taint and butt hair out in front of the President. A single tear just trickled down the patriotic eagle's face, but this time it's a tear of pride. Another American dream (or nightmare depending on who you ask) fulfilled.
And this awesome lady totally speaks for all of us:
Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!
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oh my!! i believe this woman has never seen something like this before (an ass perhaps?...)
i think she must participate to anatomy classes!!
i woulda done that shit up for one million. god DAMMIT how do ppl always beat me to this shit
"double handed DO NOT WANT" hahahahahah!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for the lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Sweet dreams, nightowl!
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Goodnight ESE and Khensu!
Goodniiight, ESE.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 1:24am.
Dina better hope that we never find the means(ya know, the internet, or a phone book!) to get in touch with the Better Business Bureau about any of this!... there will be hell to pay, i'm tellin' ya!!
well, i guess i should see what my pillow is doing... i laughed on this thread. i got confused on another... i guess my night is done
night, all!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 1:12am.
And I'm still waiting for my kneepad leggings!
These Lohans are absolutely worthless!
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 1:06am.
wait a second! i thought her daughter was "fine" and just "a child being picked on by the media"!!... i want my open toed stilletto man boots, damnit!!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 1:02am.
I know you've just been dying for a pair of open toed stilletto boots, but you must be patient! Dina Lohan has been playing such an important role in helping her daughter combat drug addiction and informing the public of her progress!
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 12:57am.
i'm still waiting on the line of men's shoehans to come out... damn Dina and her lack of branching out to the public's needs!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 12:55am.
Oh boy, oh boy.
I sure hope she has those kneepad ones in leopard print.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 12:53am.
and get free leggings!... yeah, i don't know what the use of them are either.. haha!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 12:51am.
What a clever idea!
Since Lindsay Lohan is also really rich for some reason that nobody understands, I can charge her at an unusually high rate.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 12:45am.
if you're peeing like crazy, and there's no angel dust involved... you should start selling your twitchy caffine filled pee to people that need to pass drug tests... the name Lohan comes to mind for some reason!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Weeell, I am a bit of an insomniac, but I think that if that was one of the symptoms, I'd be twitching all the time. LOL
I probably just had too much caffeine. I've been peeing crazily frequent.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 12:37am.
I'm twitching.
Why am I twitching?
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nerves? insomnia? too much coffee? angel dust withdrawls?
... it better not be the last one!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm twitching.
Why am I twitching?
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
i don't know, i think he's kinda hot.
How come streakers never have hot bodies?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Democrats have more fun ^_^
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
drive-by howdy to all of you!!!
sorry... i thought it would be inappropriate for me to streak for my drive-by, but really... who wants to see a naked drunk guy wearing only a fedora stumble by just to say "hi"?
anyway... hi/bye, all!!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by beb on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 3:58pm.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e3_1286805999
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Wow.
All he had to do was stand up, but apparently he was hell bent on death.
*gets the shivers*
That was creepy.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 3:58pm.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e3_1286805999
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wow look at how purple his face got!
TAG EM AND BAG EM
oh and thanks!
Crazy shit! Wonder why he did it...
On a happier, hornier note...my 4-month old puppeh is learning how to get his swerve on with a stuffed animal. The stuffed animal looks like my other doggeh - can't wait for the day he tries to mount him...
I seriously wonder if he will get the million.
Fuck!
I missed my chance to become a millionaire!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 4:01pm.
JUST DO IT! tshirt-- :D
Gotta hand it to him for ignoring his survival instinct all he had to do was stand up. These nordic people are sick fucks.
I bet he shit himself.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 3:58pm.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e3_1286805999
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wow look at how purple his face got!
TAG EM AND BAG EM
oh and thanks!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 3:20pm.
If ya'll are bored i can post a video of someone hanging themselves?
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That Swedish kid? Proceed.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e3_1286805999
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 3:20pm.
If ya'll are bored i can post a video of someone hanging themselves?
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That Swedish kid? Proceed.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That lady's reaction is priceless...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Okay I've seen the two most fucked up videos of my ( short ) life.
Japan is just extraordinary!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBOWbAzfuM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSBoSBvqwSA
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 3:15pm.
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I can probably call my back quack and have him write a script for those....I'll try that. Thanks.
I missed out on all this good fuckery! When I went up there (the rally was in my neighborhood) I was told I needed ticket so I left.
Damn I wonder how his ass got a ticket!
I need a drank!
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 2:07pm.
http://tomandlorenzo2.blogspot.com/2010/10/list-episode-1-claws-out-bitc...
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Thanks Spicey for the link--that was funny : )
Why do we even have to work today? It's a holiday! I want to go home!!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
If ya'll are bored i can post a video of someone hanging themselves?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 3:15pm.
Spicy: you got me watching The Alist over here!
look at ur girl cat deely flipping out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nNY0Zkixjk&feature=player_embedded
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Spicy: you got me watching The Alist over here!
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
Nice stomach. Everybody on the S.I. ferry looks like that slob. I swear.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 2:39pm.
M.E., ever tried the pain patches that are NSAID-soaked? They deliver a shitload of painkiller, but are topical only, so you're not murdelizing your stomach. (Or in my case, your kidneys, since one of mine is trashed, putting my beloved NSAIDS on the no-no list.) They're Rx-only, and the brand I have is called Flector. Don't use more than one at a time, or you won't be able to breathe too good (found that out the hard way). Anyway, they work great on my knees, neck, and lower back. (I wish there was a thrilling story behind my pain, but the best I can scrounge up is the time a huge Labrador and his friends crashed into my knee sideways and delivered a Joe Theisman.)
KD - quiet as fuck here too. I wanna go HOMMMMMMMMMME!
Is everyone at home watching court TV and eating cereal in their jammies or something? Stupid bank holiday. It's really quiet in here.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 3:04pm.
I agree.
Today and tomorrow are the only days I get to be lazy for about another month...and the internet sucks today.
I'm in serious need of something else to do.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
What a shitty day of posts. Banksy bullshit, a snake in a treehouse, and Mickey Mantle's ballsack. Who cares!
Tater head, some fat fuck streaking to advertise his website, Schreech's possible new scat tape, Justin Bieber nail polish and DanRad's woolyworm body hair. This seriously might be the most awful news day in Dlisted history.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 2:07pm.
I can't wait for MK to rip into the gay housewives show that started on Logo...apparently it's worse than the Atlanta and NJ bitches combined...the dudes at this blog do a hilarious recap of it:
http://tomandlorenzo2.blogspot.com/2010/10/list-episode-1-claws-out-bitc...
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"There they are, boys! Every bad date and lousy lay you ever had, all on one show."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
ME- so does that mean he drank all that on his own or there WAS a gathering? Yeah, if I drink much, I sleep very very light which sucks. I usually don't drink more than one, though.
I don't know what coworker dude did. I think sometimes he makes maverick decisions and he is kind of unstable emotionally. Takes all kinds of pills and has weird side effects from them. But he had been working on refinancing his house, so his wife is looking at the paperwork and is probably like, uh, you did a booboo.
Wouldn't simply closing your eyes or not looking be an easier option? Me thinks the lady was tempted to take a peen peep.
--thanks awfully--
I went to the site, I was pleased to see the commenters there enjoy POO too!
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
KD - HUH? Coworker dude pissed of the wifey?
I got home last night and was like WTF? It was obvious BH had a little gathering last night. LOL
Dude didn't feel so hot this morning, he didn't go into work until 8. He's usually there at 5am. HAHAHAH!!
Hangover much?