NOT ANOTHER SCREECH SEX TAPE, PLEASE!!!!
Lisa Turtle, Zack Morris, AC Slater and Mr. Belding just simultaneously stuck their cell phones in the garbage disposal and turned that shit on, because Screech's financial situation is once again in the caca can and you know he's going to hit them up for a loan. TMZ reports that Diamond Diamond's Den of Dirty Sanchezes is about to be snatched away from him for the third time in just four years. Do you smell that? No, I'm not talking about the rotting scent of your soul slowly dying due to something called the Mondays. I'm talking about the next sex tape that is about to leak out of Screech's asshole.
Wells Fargo has just begun to dance the foreclosure waltz on the front lawn of Dustin Diamond's Wisconsin home, because he owes them nearly $279,000 in mortgage payments. Apparently, Dustin hasn't made a payment since May and so Wells Fargo is coming to collect his house.
Back in 2006, Dustin almost lost his house, so he started selling some stupid t-shirts on his website and later released the worst sex tape ever which featured him smearing his shit butter on some chick's upper lip. So now that Dustin's wallet is empty again, you better believe we're going to get a sequel. And usually, the monsters are scarier and bigger in the sequel.
All of us should just throw a Pamper over our eyes and patiently wait until 2012 swallows us whole, because I don't ever want to see Screech's POOP NOODLE in 3D.
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Bitch needs to get a clue by moving out of that luxury pad (I'm guessing) and into the affordable trailer park.
I just have to say THE MONEY the networks and production co.s are making 20 yrs later off of SBTB are staggering and this guy cant live in his house...
Child stars.. be glad you were not one.
Dustin , damnit, wtf buddy, you were one hot young thing when you 1st hit 21, dude wtf, like , seriously bro..
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
What's this guy trying to accomplish?
He's a dick, but he's not even good at being hated.
So, what is his point?
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LOL. Screech sucks.
That is sad. I really want to help him... by putting him out of his misery.
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Owes 279,000 and hasn't paid since May? May of what year? That must be a whopping mortgage payment.
@ISMU, yeah there has to be more to it than just May 2010 mortgage payments to add up to that much...eww is he as gross as he looks on tv??
stupid double post ----- sowwy :(
This guy can be an asshole five ways to Sunday. But when he goes and effs with my true love Harvey from Fit Club? Oh, those are just fighting words. Nobody messes with my Harveys -- Harvey Walden or Harvey Yorke Price Andre.
Start flipping burgers, muthafugga.
I bet he owes back payments and a balloon payment on an adjustable rate mortgage.
I've actually seen him in person on a flight out of Milwaukee.
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From May of 2010 til now, comes to owing almost 280K in mortgage payments? WTF kinda house does he own, how much are his payments? that is an awful lot of money due from 5 months, even owing taxes, water/sewer charges, etc......I bet the house isnt even worth 280K!
Almost 56K a month in mortgage????, someones calculator is NOT working properly.
I guess I have gotten along this far without seeing a dirty sanchez sex tape--think I'm gonna try and keep it that way.
You have to at least give him credit for rocking that awesome Jew fro. Shine on crazy Douche Diamond!!!
I took a closer look at that picture and realized he must get jobs doing his cringe-worthy act at High School reunions. Can you imagine? As if such events aren't bad enough by nature.
Madam Pince: Right? He should be living in a rental apartment if he can't pay the mortgage on a big house. No shame in that. And it's not like he has a family - I am pretty sure he's single (small wonder).
Let him go live in a cardboard box under an interstate overpass.
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@ Raul
I wonder if Ryan Reynolds is doing to Scarlett Johanson now what Alanis taught him back in the day.
@ Mad Catter
Maybe Screech would come up with another ridiculous name with a South of the border theme like "the Viva Zapata" --what that is I will leave it up to him to create.
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Unless he's supporting a family or a drug habit, I can't see why he's so broke all the time. Actually, I'm not sure that he even is. He's just a combative fuck and I bet he has a good reason (in his mind) for not paying.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 12:33pm.
Nasty...Joey Gladstone shot a spooge rocket up Alanis' nostril?
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 12:32pm.
Now is there really a market for a sex tape featuring him???
Unless the 2012 rumors are true, NO!!
Especially since if he did do another sex tape, it would be some "2 Girls, 1 Nerd" shit. Where do you go when you're a desperate loser sitcom star releasing a sex tape and you've already publicly done a dirty sanchez? Hopefully, the world will never know.
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This may be a great opportunity for Toni Braxton and Screech to get together and make a Porno...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 12:14pm.
I would like to thank Screech for teaching me what a Dirty Sanchez is
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ueeee, and on a monday, to boot....
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Time to move to the trailer park, bitch.
I too hated his character in Saved by the Bell, BUT he was in every fucking season of it! So if he had been smarter he would have had even more money than the other cast members. And that is still airing on TBS EVERYDAY!
Now is there really a market for a sex tape featuring him??? Who the fuck is going to buy that shit to jerk off to? Almost everyone saw the first one for free anyway and mainly because our eyeballs got violated without looking for it when every blog posted it.
An AC Slater+Zack Mprris sex tape is the one I want to see...I would even take it with Jessie Spano and Kelly K. thrown in the mix too...lol
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I'd LOVE to hear his excuse for why he's in such dire financial straits again. Actually, I wouldn't, as it would just piss me off.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 12:15pm.
Apparently! Must be epic!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 12:14pm.
I am guessing that they are calling in the balance of the mortgage. On Celeb Fit Club they went to his house and about $280,000-300,000 in WI seems about right for it. It was decent sized, not huge, and in a pretty nice neighborhood.
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Oh sure, Duh! Serves me right for caring enough about this nasty piece to calculate!
Does he own a mansion in Wisconsin? How does he owe that much fuckin' money? I think he's been refinancing and not paying.
Broke muthafucka.
Don't care if he got a big cock. He ain't got a big wallet. So him and his schlong can keep walking. Let him live on Zack's lawn in a tent for all I care.
He has burned so many bridges, he can't get no help. Bridge-burning, big-dick havin', broke muthafucker.
Screech is Screwed!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! He should make that phrase outta a Tshirt and sell it.
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I need open post.
I would like to thank Screech for teaching me what a Dirty Sanchez is
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Submitted by exes on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 12:10pm.
I am guessing that they are calling in the balance of the mortgage. On Celeb Fit Club they went to his house and about $280,000-300,000 in WI seems about right for it. It was decent sized, not huge, and in a pretty nice neighborhood.
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Ok, EVEN WITH FEES taking up 1/2 of the $279,000 he owes the bank, that is still over $25k a MONTH for a house. In Wisconsin. WTF?
Not only is he a loser, but an obnoxious loser. he has loathed on some celebrity fit club show right?
He was playing the crazy Gary Busey card and it came off as a lead balloon.
He's a total prick!!
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I think he and octo mom are meant to be. Both are vile
he is SUCH a douche.I get my daughter up around 6am for school,take her to the bus stop,then watch Saved By The Bell on TBS.AND I HAAAAAAAAATE his stoooopid ass character.Remember (I think) it was after the "college" years,they went back to Bayside.He was like 30 STILLL doing that scratchy,high pitched fucking annoying voice.Boning Mr.Belding.ugh.Why do we watch things we hate? LmAo
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I think he had a sex tape, not to pay the mortgage, but to prove someone would semi-willingly have sex with him.
Why isn't he renting?
He is a vile human being. He should move in with that woman in Michigan tormenting the little girl with Huntington's. They'd get along fabulously.
I like the tag Broke Like a Real Housewife, LOL. He looks like he's saying, "What has two thumbs and isn't afraid to humiliate himself and his unlucky fuck partners for tens of dollars? THIS GUY."
Thought it was Seth Rogen ~ face it Dustin, not even porn wants you.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 11:47am.
Are you kidding? Princess Leia admits to doing coke on the Star Wars set! http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/princess-leia-actress-carrie...
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ahahahhah MY PERCEPTIONS OF THIS WORLD ARE SHATTERED!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 11:36am.
Slow fucking news day.
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Are you kidding? Princess Leia admits to doing coke on the Star Wars set! http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/princess-leia-actress-carrie...
he's the ultimate asshole douche. He was on a reality show last year, or the year before....Celebrity Fit Club, right?
He's a fucking whiner and total cunt. I have no sympathy for him.
Welcome to reality asshole. Now go live under a bridge fucking yeti.l
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 11:40am.
Saved by the Bell reunion would've made him a lot of dough but he held out on it because he's a cunt so there ya go.
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I hate his face soooo much it makes me angry when I even catch a glimpse of it.
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Don't care if there's another Skreech sex tape. I didn't see the first one, won't be bothered by ignoring a second one.