DanRad Can't Wait To Get Him Some Dancer Cooch
Grab your eye lids and pull them down if you want to stop thinking about Harry Potter aparecium-ing all over some chick after rictusempra-ing her chocha with his magic wand. Because guess what, Harry Potter does sex stuff (Chris Hansen is going to ask me to have a seat for that one). So DanRad is coming to Broadway this spring in How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying and he's hoping to succeed in sexy business without really trying. Specifically, sexy business with Broadway dancers. DanRad tells Dazed & Confused (via HuffPo):
"I've been in relationships from the age of 14 and now I'm single. I said to a friend the other day, 'Dude, I'm doing a show with dancers. I've got to be single.' He was like, 'Don't sleep with anyone in your own show. That's a mistake.' It's good advice. But I'm not sure I'll stick to it."
Who knew that Harry Potter is an aspiring mega slut who hopes to get on more Broadway bagina than a pair of Capezio briefs? More like Whorey Potter.
And Whorey Potter is 21, so it's legal to think these thoughts about him (I think).
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Well, he better use protection or he might end up with more child support payments than he can manage.
I wouldn't fuck this unappealing dweeb with any of YOUR dicks.
Cat scratch:
"Is it just me or does DanRad seem vaguely conceited? He's always talking about his sexuality, I feel almost as though he thinks people actually care. Personally, I couldn't give a shit. I don't see him in a very sexual way at all.... There's something utterly repugnant about him."
you've managed to vocalised what i dislike about him. looks like he's taken a page out of xtina's /katy perrys book of attention whoring!
noooww if it were alan rickman we were talking about THEN i could see. I would suddenly find I have an acting bug
eww but he's built more like frodo this is clearly a case of someone getting laid because they are famous
Broadway bagina? More like Broadway peen.
Unless bagina is queer peen, I'm not up on Urban Dictionary these days.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 10:39am.
Corpse isn't his best color.
LOL.
I'd hit it four ways:
Up. Down. Hard. And repeatedly.
10 point bonus if you know where the above line is from.
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I would "so" do him up r-e-a-l good - treat him rough - and not even kiss him goodbye in the morning. Damn! Of course, I would miss him later on that day - but he wouldn't have to know that, right?
Is it just me or does DanRad seem vaguely conceited? He's always talking about his sexuality, I feel almost as though he thinks people actually care. Personally, I couldn't give a shit. I don't see him in a very sexual way at all, quite frankly, he's almost always smiling ear to ear goofily with that extremely pale skin, red lips, and extremely blue eyes. There's something utterly repugnant about him. Not to say that I don't think men can be pale or have red lips or blue eyes but in his case it's all too aggressively extreme-looking. Not to mention he's got this nerdy face but an occasionally jacked body.
Overall I find him creepy and unstimulating which of course means he has to be an exhibitionist. Ever notice all the wrong men are exhibitionists? Maybe not Ewan Mcgregor but I found DanRad on Equis to be EXTREMELY disappointing.
I'm sorry but possibly the most boring and useless posting. So Dan might fuck a dancer.
Ok then....
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Dark-sided!
No word in any part of that quote confirms that it's only about puss. And we know he likes drag queens. Sounds like he'll fit in to Broadway perfectly.
Of course if he were curious it wouldn't come out until after the final movie next summer.
To me DanRad will forever be jailbait, can't help and remember him as a cute kid with those big eyes.
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"My gynecologist committed suicide." ~ Liz Lemmon on her summer break.
Not hairy enough.
Thanks but no thanks.
The Brits are so refined. They like high-end, Broadway dancer vagina.
I think it's a crime against decency and good taste to besmerch Harry Potter before Warner Bros. has had an honest opportunity to rake in the last dollar on their franchise. And I find it sad that Mr. Radcliffe finds it somehow "cool" to prattle on like a Lohan about encounters he hasn't even had yet. You don't read about the other students @ Hogwarts talking about their ejaculations.
I can hear the sound of 'Broadway Babies' sharpening their nails. Gotta get some of that Harry Potter money!!! Let the games begin.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Aw, look at widdle DanRad trying to sound older than he really is!
No, I wouldn't hit it, Lucius Malfoy is more my cup of tea. I can't wait to see HP7 though.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 11:09am.
My gaydar says he's bi. Not my cup of tea, but I can see his appeal.
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Yeah, I don't think he's full on gay either. Just slutty. Same thing with the kid from Paranormal State.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 11:09am.
@Hekki... please feel free to back me up on my comments! *LOL* I think he's going to route of Neil Patrick Harris. Neil did Broadway when he was younger and that's when he was fucking every chorus boy in the show. Neil was still in the closet, but everyone knew he was a whore!
Can't wait to hear the stories... because you know there will be plenty of them.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
sorry kid, i saw you grow up. i ain't no woody allen, and you ain't no soon-yi.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
I didn't find him attractive until I saw pics of him from The Woman In Black. RAWR
that quote did not specify if he was referring to female or male dancers...But I think Hairy Potter maybe wants some Broadway magic wand to play with instead.
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as much as i want to like him, he gets creepier and creepier with every interview and photo. i sincerely hope hes waxed since that photo was taken (which i know was a while back, and he probably hasnt) :(
Submitted by stefystef: "...#3, he talks about dancers, but did you notice something important??? He didn't say female dancers!!! Uh-huh, Michael K, I think you might have chance with this young boy *LOL*"
Exactly what I came to post, but you beat me to it.
My gaydar says he's bi. Not my cup of tea, but I can see his appeal.
Like him. Wouldn't want to hit it, but might like to have a few pints with him. I dig pale guys, nerdy guys, smart guys. Usually more interesting (to me).
I like how socially aware he is. He's freaking tiny. he was in picture next to Daniel Day-Lewis and he looked like a 5th grader.
Matthew Rush has already done the Whorrey Potter movie.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 10:56am.
*raises hand*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
C'mon - he's not that pale, y'all, especially for a Brit.
OH BOY HARRY POTTER ON THE PROWL! WOW WEE! CAN HE KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS I'M NOT SURE TEE HEE!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
How to succeed in business without really trying, now? Really? Sort or rubbing people's noses in it. They need to set Bonnie and Clyde to music or something for the times.
His real-life embarrassing statements like this always remind me of his part in "Extras". They seriously did a hilarious job of making fun of him (and exactly these kinds of ridiculous comments!), and I guess you have to give him credit for taking part. But for some reason he still misses the irony.
Anyone wanna see Raul make my magic wand throw up? *********************************************************************************** Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.
He disgusts me! I hate his looks. I hate his mvies. I hate his acting.
Did Terry Richardson take this pic? Because it looks like a Polaroid photo that a pedo took of one of his basement captives. Ugh!
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Why is his chest hair escaping to his stomach? Gross.
This one of those "if you feel the need to talk about it..." instances.
More like Slutty Potter.
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
Soooo
He hasn't come out yet...
Why are there so many fucking topless pictures of this hairy white worm??? BARF.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Have a seat, MK and anyone else thinking sexxxy thoughts about this boy/child/thingy.
have a seat right here.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Corpse isn't his best color. Gotta admit, those dancers are intriguing. Flexible and muscular legs...
what a pastey little perv. shame on you.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
TMI
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...the end
more like Hairy Pasty
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
"Whorey Potter"???
Michael K, I've said it before but I have to say it again.
You are Pure de Genius!
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
ewwwww...i believe that's no happy trail, but a trail to HELL!
Okay,
#1, he needs to get a tan or something. That vampire ghostly pale needs to stop!
#2, he needs to go work out with "The Situation" and get some muscle tone. Skinny, Twinkie-boy thing does NOTHING for me.
#3, he talks about dancers, but did you notice something important??? He didn't say female dancers!!! Uh-huh, Michael K, I think you might have chance with this young boy *LOL*
Oh, and bring down that body hair a bit. Mind you, I don't mind a little body hair, but like, ew, stop it. Please. Just. Stop.
With that said, I'm glad Daniel is trying to move away from the Harry Potter image, so he doesn't get stuck as the Boy Wizard his whole life.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Oh he will find someone, especially since he's a gazillionaire. Except for the size of his willie, which we have seen in all its glory!