Would You Hit It?
No, this is not a promo picture for a bootleg version of Bodies...The Exhibition held at the Pensacola Interstate Fair. This is a picture 22-year-old Aaron Carter posted on his Twitter to show all of his followers that he's now as ripped as a bodybuilding toddler on Muscle Milk brand meth. THE FUCK... is right.
If Aaron has bulgy veins straight out of Ren & Stimpy on his body imagine the swole vein action on his peen?! Do they make vag guards, because any chick that rides on Aaron is going to need one if she doesn't want to suffer a damn snatch fracture. The same goes for your mouth, because the last thing you want to be telling people is that you cracked your toof while sucking on Aaron Carter's capillary cock. Dick vein so hard that it will give a bitch Jack-O-Lantern mouth.
That being said, call my dentist and tell him to set aside a new Chiclet for me, because I'd hit it. Well, you know I've got a thing for turkey jerky and meth abs.
Source: Tabloid Prodigy via ONTD
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I'd hit it. Then be horrified afterwards.
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Shiitake happens...
The face and body of meth is right. I guess you could body build and do meth, hell, you could inject it in your behind and avoid any track marks. And there is always makeup as long as you don't sweat. Yeah, this is SO the opposite of hot right now.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Submitted by tomahawk on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 1:31pm.
It's about time this has caught on.
As a woman, I face the same thing. Look, I'm not even thin but I'm so tired of it being considered socially acceptable, and even "sexy", for some women to be "fat" (Ahem, by Hollywood standards of course, but this policy clearly does not apply to some).
As far as my preferences are concerned, I find most body types attractive as long as they aren't extreme. I've been attracted to thick men, but not fat sloppy ones. I've been attracted to toned men, but not gym rats. I've been attracted to thin men as long as they didn't look like holocaust victims.
I'm really not that hard to please. As long as you don't look like a charicature of a body type, you're fine by me.
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what. the. fuck.
would not hit it
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Hell no I wouldn't hit it. He looks like pulled pork. Plus he looks crazy in the face, like if you fucked him and then fell asleep he would sit in a chair by the bed staring at you and cutting slashes in his arm.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Great. Now I want a cheeseburger :(
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Submitted by tomahawk on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 1:31pm.
mhm, okay, so second post:
his body looks great, his face doesn't, or: his face looks great for a guy in his 30s.
the skinny-bashing-agenda is awfully annoying. it's fine if you all like to eat your 30 cheeseburgers a day - great, but try not to apply your way of life on others, or try to conform everybody to look the same - it's really annoying =)
and yes, I'm skinny with a bunch of muscles. and i don't expect anyone to "hit it" with me - just leave me alone and eat your 30 cheeseburgers
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I'd do you! ;-D
Not even with Carrot Top's dick.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
I thought that was Jeremy Irons for a second.
Jeremy is like 89 years old now?
Kids isn’t it time you went out there and bought fake fingernails to stop you from permanently damaging your real fingernails as you wipe your drool off that sphinx of his?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/10/aaron-carter-wants-you-to-break-...
I'm pretty sure you'd catch something incurable snapping in to that Slim Jim.
(Vajayjay) survey says no to that one.
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I wouldnt let him anywhere near my vagina!
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Yeah I would hit it, if I was drunk and horny enough! Nah, I am frontin. Yeah I would hit it sober--I am freaky like that!
The Fat Brigade was here? I'm not having 30 cheeseburgers either. That means 2 other Dlisters can have 60 burgers each.
mhm, okay, so second post:
his body looks great, his face doesn't, or: his face looks great for a guy in his 30s.
the skinny-bashing-agenda is awfully annoying. it's fine if you all like to eat your 30 cheeseburgers a day - great, but try not to apply your way of life on others, or try to conform everybody to look the same - it's really annoying =)
and yes, I'm skinny with a bunch of muscles. and i don't expect anyone to "hit it" with me - just leave me alone and eat your 30 cheeseburgers.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 11:46am.
Submitted by OVO-606 on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 10:44am.
one of the guys who really gives you that "Clark Kent/Superman" shock effect is actor Christopher Gorham, for example:
a nerdy "Clark Kent":
http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/christopher-gorham-ug...
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Christopher-Gorham-christo...
shirt off, and he's "superman"!!!:
http://menoftv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Christopher_Gorham_Covert_...
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/22/gorham.jpg
hahaha,darn sleeveless are still douchey, I guess I'm gonna keep being myself and wearing my usual clothes and well whoever "passes the test" will "win" at the end or whatever,lol,
that "you're short" comment is horrible, personally I'm very tall(6'1) but I like to mess around with much shorter women/men cause you can do so much more stuff together that are just impossible with taller people.
Submitted by Dgrin on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 9:14am.
sadly I suffer from "this" as well, and with clothes on people assume I'm like this weak skinny ass boy, until I take my shirt off, then the table tuns, I can see their face change as I'm quite rip and muscular with crazy definition under there, but shit I can't wander around with my shirt off like a douchebag,so people don't wanna get with me cause they assume I'm just a weak skinny kid with just a pretty face, they're like "eat a sandwich" at me all the time,fuck-ass-bitches,
That shit's so fuckin rude! It is never appropriate, EVER, to comment on people's appearance. Why don't idiots understand that? I'm kind of short (5'2), and it is absolutely astonishing how ppl think it's totally fine to just go up to me and go, "hey, you're really short!" %*#&(%*&($*&@$!!!
what. the. HELL!
I'm sure you're a sexy bitch, Dgrin :)
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
So the 30 year old Nick Carter looks younger than his 22 year old brother. Younger, healthier, etc.
http://bsb-nick-carter.webs.com/nick_carter2.jpg
Much MUCH better looking.....would rather it THIS.
http://bsb-nick-carter.webs.com/nick_carter2.jpg
Submitted by Dgrin on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 9:14am.
sadly I suffer from "this" as well, and with clothes on people assume I'm like this weak skinny ass boy, until I take my shirt off, then the table tuns, I can see their face change as I'm quite rip and muscular with crazy definition under there, but shit I can't wander around with my shirt off like a douchebag,so people don't wanna get with me cause they assume I'm just a weak skinny kid with just a pretty face, they're like "eat a sandwich" at me all the time,fuck-ass-bitches,
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I knew a guy, a guy I worked with, who I guess had a similar problem. He looked waay skinny, and I never saw him eat much so I kind of figured he had anorexia or something. But one time I saw him in a sleeveless shirt, and I was like going "whoa!" (quietly to myself, that is) because his arms were really muscular. He always said he didn't like sports so I had always thought he wasn't into going to the gym or things like that, so it added to my being surprised at his fitness.
So if you don't want to go shirtless, try sleeveless ;) It's still a bit douchey perhaps but nice arms are always attractive :p
My mom would call this look "ACABADO" (finished), and it's tragic to be all acabado by 22 years of age.
I hate long-ass signatures.
Comment to Sushi...I was skinny and worked out for years, then I met my husband who loves curves and big butts on women...so I basically started enjoying life and not obsessing about my body....and viola, feel and look better than when I killed my body trying to fit "the mold" of what these idiot magazines and such tell you. I love my body, love having curves and enjoy the hell out of my food and life!! As my husband says "even a dog wants more than a bone"...true is dat!!
I would hit it with 20 cheeseburgers...and that is it. He needs a meal..little men with over developed bodies are just plain gross...muscles look good on big tall men...like the Rock, Vin Diesel, on short petite men it looks weird...he looks sickly and yucky...just like too skinny women...but I am sure Shauna Sands would hit it, she is desperate like that...
No, I would not hit it. He's gross. A gross guy is a gross guy and being all cut up doesn't change anything.
@ Sushi
B>It's particulary disturbing to see women with roidal abs.
If I were a man, I'd much rather fuck Kelly Brook than Kelly Ripa
It is so funny-ummmm you should say that. I make a living as a personal trainer/fitness instructor and up until a couple years ago I would work out like a maniac (running. biking, swimming, lifting weights, doing all types of crazy CrossFit craP) and I was really in shape, with a 6 pack, bulging biceps and legs the size of a football player's AND...no dudes in my life, except occasional the meat-head kind (a girl's gotta eat) and that did not work for me because at heart I'd rather have a conversation about Tchekov and Tennessee Williams than about "Muscle and Fitness"... So, long story short, I worked out a lot of my personal issues and figured out I felt just a good (if not better) not working out as much. As a result, my body has softened quite a bit and I look like a female...at last!
Well you just would not believe how much I get hit on, it's literally right and left at this point, don't know what to do with all these dudes! If only I had known that 10 years ago (my sluttier years), the buffet I could have partaken in...sigh...
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Interesting!
I think there's a huge difference between looking fit and sexy (men and women) and having bulging rock hard muscles. I just think of the time it takes to even get that look.
Anyway, glad you feel happy with yourself! I'm sure you look fabulous!
btw that face is disturbing but I guess he's building that body to conceal what meth and drugs has done to his face,that way people will thing he looks harsh cause he's working hard pumping iron instead of sharing needles,
sadly I suffer from "this" as well, and with clothes on people assume I'm like this weak skinny ass boy, until I take my shirt off, then the table tuns, I can see their face change as I'm quite rip and muscular with crazy definition under there, but shit I can't wander around with my shirt off like a douchebag,so people don't wanna get with me cause they assume I'm just a weak skinny kid with just a pretty face, they're like "eat a sandwich" at me all the time,fuck-ass-bitches,
He looks like Jeremy Irons taking a shit.
WHY THE FUK IS THIS TURD ON MY SCREEN
DAMN IT TO HELL
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Submitted by Snarkley on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 8:26am.
Michael, roll out of those crusty sheets, wash that glaze off of your face and post something new. I'm tired of looking at this sinewy tweaker.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! @Snarkely
I was thinking the same thing. WAKE UP MICHAEL K!!! Put down that picture of MahBoo sticky with your happy juice and get some new stories out there!
Aaron Carter is burning my retinas.
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Michael, roll out of those crusty sheets, wash that glaze off of your face and post something new. I'm tired of looking at this sinewy tweaker.
He looks toxic and void of any joy.
Smile, motherfucker.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
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@ Sushi
B>It's particulary disturbing to see women with roidal abs.
If I were a man, I'd much rather fuck Kelly Brook than Kelly Ripa
It is so funny-ummmm you should say that. I make a living as a personal trainer/fitness instructor and up until a couple years ago I would work out like a maniac (running. biking, swimming, lifting weights, doing all types of crazy CrossFit craP) and I was really in shape, with a 6 pack, bulging biceps and legs the size of a football player's AND...no dudes in my life, except occasional the meat-head kind (a girl's gotta eat) and that did not work for me because at heart I'd rather have a conversation about Tchekov and Tennessee Williams than about "Muscle and Fitness"... So, long story short, I worked out a lot of my personal issues and figured out I felt just a good (if not better) not working out as much. As a result, my body has softened quite a bit and I look like a female...at last!
Well you just would not believe how much I get hit on, it's literally right and left at this point, don't know what to do with all these dudes! If only I had known that 10 years ago (my sluttier years), the buffet I could have partaken in...sigh...
He looks like the offspring of a 3-way between Madonna, Jeremy Irons, and Iggy Pop from 23 years ago - or he caught something really bad from Lindsay Lohan.
If you Google his name and check out the Images, there are other similar fun ones, including ones of him smoking a bowl. He sure likes to take his shirt off a lot.
He looks like a young Dolf Lundgren.
He looks like a young Dolf Lundgren.
Submitted by Datura on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:27pm.
Datura, I know we've never even exchanged words here (to my knowledge), but I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out what/who your avi reminded me of, and I know now. It looks like Paz de la Whoreta.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Aaron is one SCORCHING HOT homosexual! And YES, we would hit it!
Are there nude photos of Aaron?
i have a thang for skinny ass boys, so imma go with mk, and hit that crack ass... however...
i don't buy it. i don't get it and if he did, the suspect would be a nutritionist regime followed by the pookie. i cant say its impossible since he's in he's 20's... just as fast as he may have gotten in shape, he can loose it too (keep that in mind).
and what's up with those twitters of his not to mention that page!!! ha ha ha!!! i can't stop looking at it!!!
shout out to Few Words eloquent poem!!!!
I would not hit this crusty crackpipe with my worst enemy's pussy & someone else's ass pushing it.
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"...it's not called Flapping Noni..."
Somehow this guy looks really unhealthy. He has the face of someone with a life-threatening disease. So no, I wouldn't hit it, but my guess is that I am not on his wishlist either.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
no. i found out that ripped guys aren't very cuddly. turns out i like a little somethin to grab on to.
Did Puck go to Dr. Tattoff?
No, I would not. This kid creeps me out for undefined reasons.
I would hit it with a lighter and a glass pipe. This is a fucking crack rock, right?
Sunrisegold71
He's only 22?
Holy $hit! He looks in his mid-30's!
He looks gross too, I'd pass......
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Remember, this is the face that ignited the blood feud between Hilary Duff and Blohan. I think there should be a rematch...to the DEATH!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
This is what happens when Cher takes a shit.
all drugs and fakery and....just, no.
and to whoever said the girls won't be into this....oh, honey. That isn't an issue for Miss Carter.