The Luckiest Wiener In The World
When Charles Perrault wrote the magical tale of Cinderella, these are the pictures that waltzed through his head like a delicate bubble skipping along a sliver of wind. An innocent fair maiden in exquisite slippers made of the finest glass standing in the middle of a patch surrounded by the pumpkins that took her to the royal ball where she hypnotized Prince Charming with her natural beauty...... Yes, this is definitely how the fairy tale is supposed to look, so Disney better dump that stupid little movie they made into the recycle bin and start all over again using these glorious pictures as their inspiration.
Here's a few more pictures of Lucitella sweetly kissing her Prince Charming (to some of us a hot dog is our Prince Charming so go with it) and making her ugly step-sisters jealous by flashing the panties her mouse friends made for her. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, bitches!
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is that Jocelyn Wildenstein behind her on the slide?!!
you have GOT to be kidding dfanintheD! One of the most garish, whorish, skanky Playmates of all time--her and Brande Roderick. In that era Hef's associates had to have an intervention with him and enlighten him to the fact that the Playmates were all looking like trailer park trash!
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@KITTY1, for real, all day, everyday, bitch is ready to go....amazing feat in itself.
Tacky hole.
Nothing like being a skank 24/7
If she really knew what she was doing, there wouldn't be bite marks on the bun...
looks like poop in her mouth
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She's trying to become African-American.
She's ashamed to be white!
Michael Jackson would not approve.
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Submitted by dfanintheD on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 7:42pm.
As the token straight male here, I am kind of depressed by the Empress's descent. She was quite stunning circa 1996 or so.
Anyway, here's hoping that my favorite Playboy models of that era have aged well and kept it classy.
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She's never done anything for me. Disgusting attention-starved plastic-tittied bitch. I'd take Coco over her anyday, hell, I'll take Hot Babe of the Millennium Phoebe Price over her.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As the token straight male here, I am kind of depressed by the Empress's descent. She was quite stunning circa 1996 or so.
Anyway, here's hoping that my favorite Playboy models of that era have aged well and kept it classy.
Why do photgraphers take pictures of this ugly whore? She isn't a celebrity so pictures of her can't sell for much. She has ugly tits and a gash that runs from her bellybutton to her asshole.
Take your kids to a Hollyweird pumpkin patch and you get what you get...
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Trolling for a new brother husband for Mr. mahaatma....
You know that hot dog is wearing 3 Trojans.
Vomiting is so common at Dlisted. lol
Excuse me while I go vomit.
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
What a pair of obviously desperate FUG bitches. "No Smoking" around that mixed bag of plastic and chemicals indeed.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/09/2010 - 6:45pm
Dude, you made me LOL.
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Thank you. I think she gave that processed meat herpes, though. She looks like a slutty alien scarecrow, with that dried out potato sack like skin and that dried out and fried out straw like hair. Eh, atleast you never see a crow around the vicinity she's in. LMAO!
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Ha! And straight people have the nerve to complain about gay people walking around half naked in the Pride parades. Are least when we whore out we do it to celebrate our freedom and pretty much only once or twice a a year. (Halloween night being the second) What is the excuse for these disgusting syphilitic whores and not to metion, the overly faked tanned douchebags they hang around with 24/7 all year long?
Sure, I wear assless chaps, every once in a while, but at least I have the courtesy to do it at the fetish bar, and I cover up until i'm inside. Look at these disgusting whores dressed like that in the middle of the day at a fucking pumpkin patch filled with kids.
The next time any of you feel the need to criticize a gay man choice of attire, remember that you got these 24 hour skanks in your corner to account for.
Peace.
Oh and Shauna go choke on a cock and die already.
her skank friends face is scaring me...somebody mentally hold me...these skanks are nightmare inducing....
I've concluded that Shauna's daughters are going to be fine. Even though she is an abominable embarassment, they will see what becomes of walking around like a complete skank and they won't choose that for themselves.
They probably have friends who have nice normal moms who buy their clothes from Chico's who they "borrow". I think that as long as kids have an adult in their life on a regular basis who is a good role model, they will be okay.
Frankly, I think she is MUCH better mother than Katie Holmes.
@UpDownThere: OMG you took the words right outta my mind!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shauna needs to be given an antipsychotic prescription, a happy meal and sent thefuck home.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Last row, second from the end pic, her friend looks just like Joyce Wildenstein
http://www.dlisted.com/node/34580
Submitted by sonne on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 4:56am.
Thanks!
Writing is one of my biggest passions in life and I hope to make a career out of it one day, so I guess it's a good start. :)
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 2:59am.
You paint fantastic word pictures, Khensu. :)
And that thingie she's posing with is heinous.
I mean, from the hangnail, it looked like Daisy De La Whore-a. Bad enough, right?
I enlarged it and now I won't be sleeping tonight.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
It's Halloween everyday for this trick.
I'm going to try and post this one more fucking time.
Yes, people around here actually "eat" like this. Trust.
The 16-40 year age group around here is really hard up for attention. Last summer (and pretty much every one before that) at Kennywood, ugly skanks were amass "enjoying" their corndogs and ice cream cones as though they were all cocks...and the last time I checked, who the fuck rides rollercoasters and water rides in a pair of fuck me pumps and tight bustiers?
People watching is not for the weak-stomached. I see this shit at work too. Well, you ladies certainly got attention alright. Too bad the only men talking about you are the redneck with the speech impediment, the bloated and balding ex jock with nicotine breath and yellowed teeth, and a lanky old creeper with three teeth and 14 children running around. Winnar is you.
Halloween's always nauseating. If the weather happens to be anything like it was last year, a bunch of drunken twits will be parading downtown in six inch strips of fabric in 35 degree Fahrenheit weather. The most covered part of their bodies will be their faces, masked in about an inch of "flesh" toned clay, sticky and greasy lip gloss, scented body glitter, and lumping mascara, their breaths so coated with alcohol and Subway that the smell wafts into the atmosphere.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Ewww... the what looks like regurgitated hot dog sitting on her tongue is fucking gross. And if she's trying to be sexy and provocative, shouldn't she at least take the wiener out of the bun... has anyone ever stuck a dick inside a hot dog bun?
I always think of her poor kids too. And shit, like that wasn't bad enough having this dumb ass for a mom, their dad is Lorenzo Lamas! That's so fucked.
Who the f* eats like that?!
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I thought that other monster with her was Daisy De La Whore-a.
That's what happens when all these ugly bitches look identical.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
The gnarliest horror film I've ever seen is the 15 seconds of her fuck film I unfortunately saw. Her surgically altered face was like a mask; dead of emotion, way past Jason Vorhees. Scariest thing I've ever seen.
As for her pics today, I don't even know where to start. She's just the sluttiest thing out there, and thinks being a skanky whore is a career choice. What's more, she does it in full view of her kids & doesn't seem to be bothered that they're embarrassed by their mom slutting it up. Unbelieveable...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Her friend looks scarier than Shauna, no mean feat! What is with the doubling down on the hotdog? Ooooh, how risque and porn-like!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
OOoops...double post. :/
Oh no Charlie Brown! This is the Great Humpkin patch, not the Great Pumpkin patch. Run, Charlie, Run!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
the first thumbnail...shauna has on boy underpants which convinces me that anyone who finds this skank attractive likes young boys...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
what, no good shots of her heels?
God, what must it be like to have to walk around with your mom who is an aging skank ho and dresses the part. This bitch might want to start making installment payments to the rehab centers now.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 6:48pm.
I can't believe there was a man on this earth who thought she was fit to marry and be a parent. Seriously, isn't this the kind of girl you cum on and ditch?
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That man would be Lorenzo Lamas. Shauna Sand was the most recent of his four wives. It seems that his sole requirement for a wife is that she be a nastier, skankier whore than the previous one. Probably why it's been a while since he got married again.
How gross for that poor hotdog to be near her mouth.
Ahh, Halloween - when it's ok to prance around in assorted clearance Frederick's of Hollywood skank maid costume pieces...Oh wait, that's everyday for Shauna.
And also EWWW, swallow what you got in there before taking another bite, DAMN!
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
I can't believe this ugly broad is "relevant" enough to the paparazzi to have them take pictures of her eating a fuckin' hot dog.
This is just the epitome of both attention whoring and pathetic. attepathetntionwhorism.
And I have no idea how I would pronounce that either.
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
that picture of her putting ketchup on the weiner is beyond amazing...and so is the one of her next to the dumpster
How does she earn a living? Child support from Lozanzo Lamas? Is she a hooker to rich guys? I gotta know....
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Her poor daughters.....that is all I think of when I see this skank.
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I'm convinced her skanktitude is strictly fo' show. She is frontin' when she shoves her front at us in those desperate, sad pornos and her back in those trashy thongs. The Lucite must be a subconscious choice since she is truly transparent and hard under all that saline, bronzer and war paint. She flaunts her exiled Eurotrash around Miami and Hollywood (epicenters of "fake") and tries to look as if she is having a good time,when she probably must hate it all on some level. She'd make a good case study. Why isn't Paglia going after her instead of easy targets like CaCa?
Now see, this is exactly what i would wear pumpkin picking.
Never let it be suggested that the lovely, charming and talented Shauna doesn't know her way around a big wiener.