What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

Dear extra from Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, You can finally put on that outfit you stole from the costume department and rock that shit proudly like Sienna Miller did in France yesterday. Who cares if those pants make your labia look like the size of one of Jabba the Hutt's chins. Who cares if bitches start singing "Does your puss hang low? Does it wobble to and fro?" when you walk on by. Who cares if those pants are the color of week-old salmon tartare. If it's good enough for Sienna....

And speaking of hos dressing like high school students from the early 90s, I've also thrown in some pictures of RiRi in Paris

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Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 2:12pm.

Bad, bad, bad, but they both have on fabulous shoes.

Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 10:39am.

wow. really?

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 12:25am.

I had those exact peach pants, rolled up, back in 1986, except there was a matching Members Only-looking jacket, which I wore with a white knit shell and white pumps. The peach ensemble was by Liz Claiborne.

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I worked for the public relations department of one of the concert sponsors and we had free tickets!
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Submitted by Frost on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 11:59pm.

2012 can't get here fast enough if this is progress.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 11:44pm.

Sienna Miller has no neck and a wrinkly forehead.

One of my favorite parts of the body is the neck.

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Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 9:53pm.

Is there a 1980 fashion only store in France? That shit is straight up 1982. The colors make me think of Billy Joel and Don't Go Changin'

Submitted by kndall44 on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 9:15pm.

Both are going downhill fast in the looks dept..

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:20pm.

Both of them look a mess!

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Submitted by dubious1 on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:50pm.

Rihanna's legs looks like a mans legs in the 3rd pic -

http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl217...

I wouldn't say bad, just really muscular.
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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:57pm.

Bowchickawawa- I know that EXACT smell. I used to get so grossed out that girls wore those cheap shit mary janes- and with no socks! Can you imagine the food odour?

Both of those outfits above are like perfect examples of what fashion was REALLY like back then. The worst. The neon/new wave look and alternatively, the 'Dalla's-Halston thing people associate with the 80s now were NOT the mainstream. Although as someone else mentioned this is more like the very early 90s too. So glad there's more choices now because it's true everything available in stores back then only looked semi-passable on twig girls.

Submitted by Paige123 on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:04pm.

That outfit is from the 80's- maybe early 90's. 80's- 90's clothes should never come back in style. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Frybread on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 11:56am.

Damn Rhianna's got some polish sausages for legs.

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 11:53am.

Genie pants will never make it back in style. I wish she would just stop.

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Submitted by bookworm on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 11:13am.

What a total fucking dork! And she has a fashion line, OMFG! Ugly clothes and ugly face.

Fugly bitch!

Submitted by Few Words on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 9:11am.

i got no standards
i'd fook her

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 8:00am.

Rhianna is Rhidiculous.

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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 7:39am.

I just can't with the 80's "fashion" revival. I lived through it the first time, having graduated high school in '86. It wasn't a decade that was kind to curvier girls. The only chicks that could pull off pleated pants and oversized shit were the tall, skinny ones. My friend saw Forenza style sweaters in the mall last week and I saw Capezio jazz shoes. I actually liked my capezio's but now, they have a different name. I am waiting to see the chinese maryjane slippers in all the lowbrow dept. stores. When they were stocked with them, back in the day, you could smell them when you walked into the store. It's an olfactory memory that makes me think of a far off, dirty, no windows, no ventilation, slave labor, chinese warehouse. You know what that smells like, right?
Anyway, the 80's sucked for fashion. It was a hyperbolic take on the 50's at its best and then all the friggin' rubber o-ring bracelets and crap. ACKKK!!!

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Submitted by harveyprice on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 7:28am.

Sienna is a grade A whore...but I do think she's really hot.

They both need to stop with all the trying so hard shit.

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 6:39am.

Rihanna, please stop. You are a beautiful girl with a body most women would kill for, I get that. But all of this "edgy" (in your eyes, anyway) hair/clothes/attitude crap is not going to hide that fact that you have very little actual talent. Get over yourself.

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Submitted by supermom on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 5:56am.

what 90s? i had those pants in blue and red in the MID-80s.

Submitted by Queef Richards on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 5:35am.

If you take a look at the last thumbnail, the pants actually look like the high-waisted linen horrors that our American Apparel Classic Girl is wearing in the ad to the right.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 5:20am.

I'm so used to seeing this style that at first I had no idea why MK included this outfit! Harem pants/dropped crotch trousers are so common now they're no longer giving me flashbacks of grade seven.

Submitted by momockey on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:32am.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 1:45am.

Is the recession so hard-hitting that even celebs are forced to slum it at Goodwill for ensembles?!

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 1:07am.

I don't like either of their outfits, but if I had to choose, I like Princess WeeWee's better.

It's nice to see her actually smiling. She hasn't done that in about three years.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 12:30am.

Sienna better feed that thing, it's eating her pants!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

Submitted by howdareyou on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 12:03am.

I knitted this sweater by hand for my Mom in the 80's. Out of sugar n cream cotton yarn, even. Mom looked HAWT in it, despite being in her 60's at the time.
Fuck you, Sienna, this is why I still can't take mom's stuff to the goodwill. You bitch!

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 11:14pm.

She needs to take a hot iron to those pants that is for sure.

Submitted by soapopera4cam on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 10:14pm.

i love it! It's something my ass would wear!

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Submitted by Talula on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 10:14pm.

I can't believe anyone on here likes any of this crap! Can you imagine how much these "looks" cost? They both look so effin stupid, I just wanna kick Sienna in that crotch-like area, and pull that hideous wig off Rianna.Sienna looks like a retard, who got to pick her outfit for the day.

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 9:40pm.

Did someone take a liquid shit on her Chanel bag?

Submitted by oggie168 on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 9:21pm.

Is that her "kitty" in the picture when she is walking down the stairs? If so, she needs to watch her step as she may trip over it.

Submitted by oggie168 on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 8:38pm.

Hate on me if you want- but I find her irresistible, with her drunken, man swappen ways. I am probably the only person on this planet who liked Factory Girl, starring Sienna. I actually think she's talented actress, with a weakness for fashion, and men.

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 8:25pm.

Have been seeomg this bagg pants look for awhile. Thinking it comes from the pants/trousers/leggings worn by women from India, Pakistan etc. They wear these very, very baggy pants under their dresses. These pants look just like that. The French are very into political fashion. Like in WWII the Parisians pranced around with stars of David on their clothes as a style when some were made to wear them as marks. The French love political fashion. I have some of these myself and thought of wearing them as summer beachwear, but.....they look like you have an elephant in your drawers.

Submitted by Carpe Diem on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 8:15pm.

Don't get me wrong...she's pretty but isn't she only famous for being a Hollywood whore?

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 8:11pm.

She's starting to look like Racheal Zoe...

Submitted by SoulTaker on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 7:59pm.

I had pretty much that same exact outfit as Sienna.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 7:55pm.

This outfit was found in the mothball laced drawer of 1987.

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 7:18pm.

goodwill "chic."

unfortunately, those clothes sucked the first time around.

it's impossible to wear the eighties ironically. because so many people are still wearing them, unintentionally.

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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 6:31pm.

My Sister gave me a crocheted afghan for Christmas a few years back. Same pattern.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 6:29pm.

For why is she famous again? She can't act, is pretty, but not any more so that anyone else...does not compute.

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 6:15pm.

Oh good, RiRi is in France. Maybe now she can learn how to spell her friggin tattoos.

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Submitted by lessa on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 7:16pm.

I'd wear them too but they don't suit me...

Submitted by nightowl on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 5:49pm.

I like Sienna's shoes and am glad that Rihanna is growing out her hair again.

Submitted by lessa on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 5:46pm.

Is it just me or Rihanna looks very light skinned. I thought she was wearing tights at first.

And sorry MK, I would wear those outfits :D

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 5:38pm.

If that sweater was a dark blue or green I would wear it...white on me only incites more Casper the ghost lame innuendos. The pants are a horrific style/pattern/color (80's coral)...all around FAIL.

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Submitted by HellaciousB on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 5:28pm.

It looks like she has a penis.

Submitted by justincase on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 5:23pm.

That look is eighties with new shoes, it sucks more now than then because a bitch should know better second time around, and RiRi is eighties with a fright wig. Style fail times two and no points for being in France.