Friday, October 8th 2010

Egotism Is A Hell Of A Drug

If we ever dropped into Kanye West's subconscious, we'd find ourselves in a small room wallpapered with pictures of Kanye holding a picture of Kanye holding a picture of Kanye holding a picture of Kanye holding a picture of Kanye (repeat until your brain reboots).

This interview Kanye gave to The Mirror's 3am at the London premiere of his new cinematic masturbation piece Runaway proves this. There's really not much for me to say here, so I'll just let Kanye jack his brain off while all of us watch in the corner. Put on your clear goggles, because Kanye's a squirter.

Kanye on how Michael Jackson has passed the rhinestone torch to him: "With the passing of Michael Jackson, I feel a responsibility to bring things to our generation that can inspire and bring real culture to pop culture. I don't sleep any more thinking how we are going to fill this gap, and create something to inspire on the level he did."

Kanye on why his line of douche bottle holsters for the fashion elite hasn't come out yet: "I promised I wouldn't tear up... but have you heard of a little thing called Lindsay Lohan's Ungaro collection? That was like the 9/11 of fashion. It was game over for me after that as no one would take a celebrity trying to do fashion seriously. Being discriminated because I'm a rapper at fashion week. I quit music for six months because fashion did not take me seriously."

Kanye on how he's saying "BYE BITCH" to the whole Taylor Swift scandal: "She still hasn't hit me up. I'm over that. I'm an artist and I'm all about my movie now and am leaving that behind. Most people will be like, 'I guess it's OK Beyonce's video didn't win.' That's not me. After the MTV thing I quit doing music. I had to get back into the world's grace. I went to Japan, Hawaii, to get away. I thought I was going to give it all up. It's only through divine intervention that I am here today."

Kanye on making a movie about The Simpsons or Big Bird: "I don't want to be put in the hip-hop box, I'm an artist. Hopefully I'll hook up with George Lucas and do a film about yellow people with beaks."

Kanye on Kanye: "Investing in me is like investing in art."

Kanye on I don't even know...: "I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people."

9/11 of fashion?! Making movies about yellow people with beaks?! People chew a lot of peyote, drop a lot of acid, drink a lot of cans of Four Lokos, and watch a lot of Jan Crouch videos to come up with fuckery-laced quotes like this and Kanye just squeezes them out like nothing!

And can somebody tell Godfather Tree that he can stop feeding me his foolery nectar for now. I'm all full until my next burping.

Posted by: Michael K


madam ex's picture

The new XXL cover is pretty cool and he had input in the whole special issue. Head of it, Vanessa Sultan says he drove her crazy much of the time doing this mag, but in the end, did a fabulous interview and a great job on the adds he had say in.
http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=91353

bigorexia's picture

This man is completely insane.

joe shmoe's picture

"It's only through divine intervention that I am here today."

I just knew that God was somehow to blame.

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"She is fat and I am cross- eyed with bad skin. We all have flaws. Hers is the fatness."

"This stunt cunt discovers things like opera and art museums when he's damn near 30 and decides he's the North Star for the creative class."

Really !

lol

All the shit he's into was already done 25+ years ago. He probably doesn't even know. lol

"He sees the superficiality of his industry and it must be disappointing to find no depth at the bottom of the pool. I think he is kinda punk rock... he tells it like it is! I like it!"

He seems totally superficial himself. Not Punk Rock... at all.

He has no business in fashion. He'd regurgitate and sell it as "new", much like a Lady Gaga selling images that are old as(s).

Let artists and designers be artists and designers, all these people hopping on the bandwagon are really lowering the whole trade.

Dog's picture

Why does everything Kanye says sound like a big windy fart?

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chaka1's picture

I love how crazy people like Kanye don't know that they're crazy. It seems like they run around doing crazy shit, having the best time. I wish I was crazy.

Mittmah's picture

Just ignore him. Maybe he'll go away for good.

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A movie with George Lucas??? Heir to the MJ throne?????! He's so delusional that he gets funnier with every moment. It pretty much makes me like him-he's like a clueless kid!

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buddhistgirl69's picture

Sorry, but I like him! I hate Taylor Swift, and I would have grabbed the mike too, even without the Cognac in my hand. He sees the superficiality of his industry and it must be disappointing to find no depth at the bottom of the pool. I think he is kinda punk rock... he tells it like it is! I like it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

Pamela's picture

Wonder if he believes his own hype

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Who is this ugly man with the big ego?

Vern's picture

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
oh fuck, I needed that laugh. Thank you Michealangelo West.

*chanting as always*

bornagainChristian's picture

Delusions of Grandeur. He belongs in a hospital.

He even has the 'Ramona' crazy eyes. Wonder if they are hitting the same amphetamines?

Fuck off Kanye! I used to like him uo until about two years and while I used to think he was different back then, I NEVER thought he was 'artistic'.

He's not that good of a rapper. I mean he has rhymed Jackson TWICE:

"Slow Jamz": She's got a light-skinned friend, looks like Michael Jackson. Got a dark skinned friend, looks like Michael Jackson"

"Knock You Down" (Keri Hilson, Neyo and Kanye collabo): This is bad, Michael Jackson. Now I'm real mad, Joe Jackson".

I mean, come on!
Angel-i was right, he has a popculture reference for EVERY freakin' line!

simoneenomis's picture

I'd still hit it. Double time.

*runs and hides*

How can you be offended/annoyed by him or hate him? He's become a parody of himself.

Remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyWDhB_QeI&ob=av2e

squiggles's picture

I don't get how people get so pissed off about this guy. So over the top, how could anyone take him seriously? He amuses me greatly (and I happen to like his stuff).

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 3:07pm.

That's not Sean Combs?
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Wonder Woman's picture

WOW, Kanye, you just managed to bring NARCISSISM, to a whole new level...

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TheStraightMan's picture

Hopefully I'll hook up with George Lucas and do a film about yellow people with beaks.

For fucks sake... I mean seriously, what the fuck?

His music is derivative. His style is derivative.
Wait, he and Lucas are perfect for each other!

zocalo1's picture

P.O.S.

Carpe Diem's picture

I can't stand this asshole, such a fucking douche!

:( Someone needs throw his ass off his high horse, I think he sucks.

Centaurious's picture

OK, I read it over and over, and I still don't think I get it, but maybe just a LITTLE...

Is he an artist?

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 4:17pm.

With people like this in the USA no wonder other countries hate our guts.

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Amen

sofster101's picture

So Southpark hit the nail on its head when the writers portrayed him as absolutely oblivious to his own egotism.

He doesn't seem too bright.

Whatever's picture

With people like this in the USA no wonder other countries hate our guts.

mahaatma's picture

That's one scarey pumpkin head...it's way bigger than a head should be...
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LisaRose's picture

He's in a league all his own and you can't help but watch to see how it turns out!

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ZiggyStardust's picture

One day, it will be revealed that both Kanye West and Stephanie Guacamole are actually Gore Vidal in rubber suits.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

babybunny's picture

next he will take credit for the earth being round, gravity and of course evolution cuz he is smart like dat...seriously, he is so full of shit I don't know how we survives...I wish he would just shut up...cause his drivel of bullshit is headache inducing...I hope he pays for my brain cat scan cause he has caused it to finally overload ...what is his address, cause all my brain related bills are going to him from now on.

Anonymous Q's picture

I appreciate the Lilo 9/11 line, but you still suck worse than anyone has ever sucked before Kanye.

fantasiesdecay's picture

I hate this fucking douchebag. He can DIAF.

I can't understand how everyone on ontd is all oh his dick.

salacious's picture

I don't know what to make of this.Perhaps he intentionally plays fool/crazy so he can get away with dark-sided shit. Either that or just being funny and nobody understands his sense of humor. I don't think he's that dumb or self-obsessed, John Mayer set the bar real high.

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"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen Carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This guy is HILARIOUS!

I had a dream about him a couple of nights back, he was dressed well, drove a nice car, he asked me out of a date, but took me to some cheap ass restaurant! :/

Kanye please stay away from my dreams, thanks!

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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 3:04pm.

Damn near 30?? Bitch looks like he's pushing 45. Funny comment btw.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 3:06pm.

Word!
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OXA's picture

I dont see him as a tree, instead I see him more like fertilzer.

Hekki's picture

That's not Sean Combs?

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 3:03pm.

This stunt cunt discovers things like opera and art museums when he's damn near 30 and decides he's the North Star for the creative class.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Well said!

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by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 3:03pm.
This stunt cunt discovers things like opera and art museums when he's damn near 30 and decides he's the North Star for the creative class

Word!

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 3:03pm.

Damn near 30?? Bitch looks like he's pushing 45. Funny comment btw.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 2:48pm.
*falls to knees and blows Raul*

Can Raul has buttseck now?***********************************************************************************

I'll let you break the "No in the no no" rule.
VERY NICE!*********************************************************************************** Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.

swarm-of-locusts's picture

This stunt cunt discovers things like opera and art museums when he's damn near 30 and decides he's the North Star for the creative class.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 2:48pm.
*falls to knees and blows Raul*

Can Raul has buttseck now?***********************************************************************************

I'll let you break the "No in the no no" rule.

George lucas is widely considered the worst director in the business. Good choice, Kanye.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 2:48pm.
*falls to knees and blows Raul*

Can Raul has buttseck now?*********************************************************************************** Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.

M.E.'s picture

Just how does one become so fucking conceited?

Seriously? Do just wake up one day and say "Damn, I'm fucking GOD!"

UGH!

More like lord of the douches.

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Provy- WRONG.

*swoon*

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WTF does this idiot even sing, anyway?