Lindsay Lohan To Play Iggy Pop In A Biopic
Iggy Pop's brain cell is like a shriveled up contact lens that has been left out on the bathroom counter for several days, but he still has amazing ideas and has proven that he's the one who should do the casting for The Stooges biopic. That dream headline above is what Iggy Pop hopes to read one day real soon in the pages of Variety or some shit. Me fucking too.
Elijah Wood was supposed to play Iggy in a biopic directed by Jim Jarmusch, but the project has been put on the shelf to collect dust. Iggy tells Australia's Triple J radio that if it ever gets picked up again, Lindsay Lohan should play him:
"She looks like me, and she's the only one with enough attitude too. They could tape her boobs up or something. She's been in jail at the right age and everything, so I think she could do it."
Personally, I'd rather see Maya Rudolph as Donatella Versace as Iggy Pop, but Lindsay Lohan is still a pretty perfect choice with a dollop of crack cream on top. And there's no need to strap down her titties since I'm pretty sure Iggy's are bigger. Unfortunately, LiLo's year is pretty much booked up with rehab stuff, post-rehab Tweets, rehab stuff again, jail stuff again, rehab stuff again, post-rehab Tweets again, repeat, etc.. etc..
In the meantime, Iggy Pop should slather himself in molten Tang to play Lindsay Lohan, Ali Lohan AND White Oprah in a Lifetime movie on the life and times of the Lohans. It needs to be done.
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That picture of Blowhan is classic! She's as pretty as her rancid cooter.
I remember hearing that David Bowie found him in a mental asylum back in the day and asked him to open for him on tour. Best video ever is The Cramps playing at the Camarillo State Mental Hospital.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
After some acting lessons, three more packs of cigs a day and makeup, this could be a cool idea for a comeback. If she does make one, it would have to be one of these "dark" films, kind of like Mickey Rourke.
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Oh for fucks sake. Just when I thought the Lohans had run out of bull shit stories.
Damn it...just today I was thinking how nice it was not hearing about this smugly bitch EVERY day.
Damn MK! Almost spilled my wine glass with that hilarious Lindsay pic. Who am I kidding? I drink out of a plastic cup.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Damn MK! Almost spilled my wine glass with that hilarious Lindsay pic. Who am I kidding? I drink out of a plastic cup.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I bow to Iggy, he speaketh the truth....
After reading this, I'm betting Lindsay is going to slam heroin AND have extensive plastic surgery...
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I love how cunty this is... Iggy pretty much told Lohan she looks like an octogenarian man... which isn't really that far from the truth.
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 10:41am.
I so liked him in the 'Candy' video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_0Am4yLtg
'Lust for Life' still rules the day, though.
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Now I want to be Iggy's dog and his bitch.
Linda Hunt won an Oscar for playing a man in "The Year of Living Dangerously", Hillary Swank won an Oscar for portraying Brandon Teena. Dinasour Lohan will take Iggy's insult as a compliment. Trust.
nooo Iggy, Blohan could not do justice to your beuatiful gleaming veneers!
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Waiting for Dina Lohan to start screaming on the internet and tv about this.
I love it. That's like one of the worst indirect, possibly unintentional insults you could ever give a woman.
I love Iggy for this comment, nothing brings home that you look like Benjamin Button crap like having the wrinkly rocker old enough to be your grandpa saying that you look just like him!
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Who wouldn't want to see Blohan writhe around on a stage covered in peanut butter and broken glass, yowling out "Dirt"? Sign me up and call me there.
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HAHAHAHAHAH all of you bitches are HILARIOUS this morning!
"she looks like me"
Someone HAS to photoshop a mashup IGGY and Lindsay Avvie...
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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
"She looks like me"
AAahahaha!
I so liked him in the 'Candy' video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_0Am4yLtg
'Lust for Life' still rules the day, though.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 10:28am.
Oh my, that's fucking hilarious. Can you imagine being thought of as Iggy's doppleganger?
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LOL. Especially when there's a 50 year difference.
Oh my, that's fucking hilarious. Can you imagine being thought of as Iggy's doppleganger?
I think the thought of HoHan portraying the Iggster may be the only way that I could ever lose my strong attraction to him. Sad. But he would then be skanky by association.
Perfect suggestion, but you know the movie will never get made because it will be on perpetual delay due to Lohan's issues...
I really hope Iggy Pop as the Lohans, Lindsay as Iggy and Johnny Depp as Carol Channing all get made and all duke it at at the awards shows. What a wonderful surreal world that would be.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 8:54am.
I would still hit it! I like to imagine his peen is just as ornate as his body!
Snowy that's JACKed up! NOM NOM NOM!!
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Elijah Wood?! LOL!! hahaha who in the hell thought of him to play Iggy?
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Are Gary Busey's teeth and Vadge's hands available for this biopic as well?
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Oh man MK, that idea is perfect!!! SNL or Funny or Die or someone like that should totally pick it up and make it happen. I can already imagine him as all three Lohan women.
Yeah, Maniston could totally play Iggy. All she'd need to do is summon some TALENT to make it happen.
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 9:07am.
mike,
If Elijah played the role of Iggy in a hobbit costume it would make the film even better. Iggy Hobbit. Hobbit Pop.
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tee hee!
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Ahahahahahaaaaaa, this is hilarious! That should be a wake up call to Lindsay on how horrible she looks!
Crack cream...I love it.
Elijah Wood... hahahahahah who came up with that idea?
The Lohans are probably considering Iggy's suggestion, thinking that if Cate Blanchett could play Bob Dylan, why not Lindsay as Iggy? Y'all know they're delusional enough to start imagining Oscars.
For Lindsay's biopic I suggest Gollum with a straw wig.
ahahahaha! He does resemble Aniston!
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mike,
If Elijah played the role of Iggy in a hobbit costume it would make the film even better. Iggy Hobbit. Hobbit Pop.
Iggy actually looks pretty good for being 63.
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Ahhhhhhhhh HIGHlarious! Thats great, I lurves it!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I love Iggy. Although gravity and age is catching up with him he used to have the hottest bod.
Bahahahaha you guys are bogus as hell on this thread! :D You some funny bitches today!
LoLs @ Iggy Pop's Jennifer Aniston hair.
Why is the Maniston photo up there?
Oh wait, that's Iggy Pop. My bad!
ROFLMAO!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 8:57am.
Madonna should play iggy.. oh wait.. she can't act.
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LOL!! Zing.
I'm still laughing at Elijah Wood as Iggy Pop. Sorry, but nobody sees Elijah Wood without thinking "hobbit".
Elijah Wood? fuck not. Hohan? hell to the yeah. Spot on casting.
Daddy Lohan has pretty much let the cat outta the bag on this one. Lidz will be playing the Virgin Mary in his production of "Song of the Manger". Jared Leto is set to play Joe. Michael will be using a stronger hand in Lidz career this year and steering her away from the uncouth.
Madonna should play iggy.. oh wait.. she can't act.
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I see more of Jennifer Aniston in him--she wouldn't have to do a thing to her hair either!