Did These Two Make A Baby?
Apparently, Kevin Jonas' parents haven't told him the birds and the bees yet, because he still thinks that you can make a baby with a girl by singing "Look Out For Mr. Stork" together in a private karaoke room.
Someone tells InTouch Weekly that they watched Kevin Jonas and his wife of 9-months Danielle Deleasa buy a pregnancy test at a Rite Aid in West Hollywood on September 16th. Maybe this witness saw Haylie Duff and a late-in-life lesbian with a perm buy an EPT together. That would make more sense.
A friend of Kevin and Danielle's had this to say about the pregnant test shit, “They’re mature for their age, and they want to start a family. They’d consider it a major blessing if Danielle was pregnant.”
More like it would be a major blessing for Danielle during divorce settlement negotiations. NO. That's just me being a bitter asshole again. If this is true, we should celebrate this wonderful news. It's still a beautiful gift.....even if Danielle only got knocked up by shoving Kevin's cum rag up her snatch after his visit with Corbin Fisher.
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Heaven help the kid if it looks like him...
Ha, well who knew he had it in him....
I wonder what her sister Hilary thinks of this!
These two probably do it through a pinhole in the blanket while reciting Bible verses.
If they even do it at all.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I thought that WAS Haylie Duff!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I think my gaydar just went into heavy overdrive.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Submitted by kieranx on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:39pm.
How many times do you think the Jonai blew each other on their tour buses at 3am while driving across Kansas when a game of gin rummy just wasn't cutting it anymore?
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Thanks for giving me a major boner. Too hot...
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
If they ain't "Over the Moon," they're dead to me.
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
What the hell is up with this guy always doing the thumbs up? So lame...but then again I am talking about a Jonas Brother. Are they officially uncool yet? Has Beiber officially thrown them off the throne?
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
I'm more concerned by his "VIVE LA RESISTANCE" t-shirt...
He probably doesn't know what it means.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:46pm.
"Maybe this witness saw Haylie Duff and a late-in-life lesbian with a perm buy an EPT together."
heh - that made me giggle
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ITA - I almost peed myself after reading that!
The Jonas Brothers were here a few weeks ago - playing/watching/signing autographs at the Brockton Rox game in Brockton, MA. Too bad he didn't get capped or kidnapped for child trafficking (he still qualifies) while he was there...
That is sure to be an ugly baby no matter how you cut it!
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i love that i get your gay porn references there, mk.
Kevin's diseased-ridden mug made me throw up all over my computer screen. If I find that dude, I'll re-enact that episode of "The Shield" and force him to blow me with a gun to his temple, then pay for a new monitor. Then again, it wouldn't be hard, considering he looks like someone he gargles cum for a living.
I seriously thought that was The Situation there at first.
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Silly rabbit.
'got knocked up by shoving Kevin's cum rag up her snatch'
Does this work!? Maybe.
"Maybe this witness saw Haylie Duff and a late-in-life lesbian with a perm buy an EPT together."
BAhahaha!
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"The show will be a mix of serious news stories and pop culture shit. It will also feature a daily cameo by a crazed and foaming at the mouth gay who will storm the set in a bridal tuxedo" MK
are we 100% sure that she isn't a man?
No, that's mean. I'm sure he wants to keep the group alive with his own offspring, and he plans to retire at the ripe old age of 25.
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"The show will be a mix of serious news stories and pop culture shit. It will also feature a daily cameo by a crazed and foaming at the mouth gay who will storm the set in a bridal tuxedo" MK
Well, I dunno about you, but I thought all the Hanson brothers were ghey, but they have a bazillion baby friends between them so . . .
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-pre...
I think she is a cute girl, he's not the hot stuff of the year, his money is but not him.
I guess they were able to cure his snoring problem.
I like that he cries his wife's eyebrow sharpie in his hand...
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
I think she looks like Hayley Duff with a pinch of Lady Gaga thrown in. All in all - not desirable.
"Someone tells in touch weekly".....THIS PERSON IS APPARENTLY IN NEED OF A FUCKING LIFE AND WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT THESE 2 LOSERS FUCKING DO ANYWAYS?
BARF! I went to high school w/ Kevin and def thought he was gay
I'm sure it would be an over the moon moment for these two assholes. *yawn*
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:35pm.
Why is he holding a Sharpie®? Does he really believe that he is so sought after that he needs to have a pen ready to autograph 8x10 glossies?
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Maybe he's planning on giving some lucky lady a faaaabulous eyebrow makeover! Oh wait I forgot he is 100% straight.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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this bitch HAS to be related to Haily Duff...the resemblance is uncanny. how can he get hard looking at that horsey face????...brown-paper-bag-that-shit-pronto!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:35pm.
Why is he holding a Sharpie®? Does he really believe that he is so sought after that he needs to have a pen ready to autograph 8x10 glossies?
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Maybe he's planning on giving some lucky lady a faaaabulous eyebrow makeover! Oh wait I forgot he is 100% straight.
My Magic 8-ball is giving a yes to him being gay and her being a gold-digger. I'm surprised she hasn't dumped him and started chasing that Bieber-creature now that the Jonas Bros. 15 minutes are up.
Off Topic but it's another unfortunate looking child.
http://oceanup.com/2010/06/22/noah-cyrus-dyes-her-hair-black
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
"Maybe this witness saw Haylie Duff and a late-in-life lesbian with a perm buy an EPT together."
heh - that made me giggle
Maybe the two uglies will make a cute baby. Unfortunately the genes take over eventually - no hope for that kid.
VIVA LA PINK RESISTANCE!!!!
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
Corbin Fisher is right...LOL
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Meh, who cares.
And she fucking screams golddigger.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
How many times do you think the Jonai blew each other on their tour buses at 3am while driving across Kansas when a game of gin rummy just wasn't cutting it anymore?
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Their offspring will look like this
http://www.ponylandtours.com/PonyInfo/Pictures/1985/CurlyMedley.jpg
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
She looks proud to have captured the ugly one.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
He looks like he'd have wicked sweat circles in his pits.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Why is he holding a Sharpie®? Does he really believe that he is so sought after that he needs to have a pen ready to autograph 8x10 glossies?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Oh God. Could you imagine a child with her mouth and his forehead?
This story was probably planted by some a-hole at Disney to prove that Young Mr. Jonas has lots of straight sex in his straight relationship with his straight pony wife.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Scratch desperate.. i need to lower my standards.. not Jonas Brother low but low.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I'm a bitter asshole today too. I need to start being more desperate so I can get more sessy times.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
"That's just me being a bitter asshole again." - MK
mymymy. you are in a mood today!
For him, fashion just like sex... sometimes you're in and sometimes you're out.
Devil spawn alert.
I wonder who the father is....