Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Anti-Wedding Dog!
This morning started out on the wrong side of gross for me. My ass woke up with a night terror about Michael Lohan (ugh) still fresh on my head and then I couldn't even find one coffee granule in my kitchen cabinets....and then I turned on the TV to find them talking about how Lady Caca is 7th most powerful woman in the world. Just when I was about to grab a bottle of something strong (vodka...Drano....whatever) and crawl down into the foot of my bed, this savior in YouTube form strolled into my inbox! Nothing like a little dog piss on a wedding dress to get your soul right again!
Some bitches love to cry at weddings, and some love to piss at weddings! Throwing dog piss is definitely the new throwing rice. Clip of my kind of dog below:
via HuffPo (For Daniel)