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The Anti-Wedding Dog!
This morning started out on the wrong side of gross for me. My ass woke up with a night terror about Michael Lohan (ugh) still fresh on my head and then I couldn't even find one coffee granule in my kitchen cabinets....and then I turned on the TV to find them talking about how Lady Caca is 7th most powerful woman in the world. Just when I was about to grab a bottle of something strong (vodka...Drano....whatever) and crawl down into the foot of my bed, this savior in YouTube form strolled into my inbox! Nothing like a little dog piss on a wedding dress to get your soul right again!
Some bitches love to cry at weddings, and some love to piss at weddings! Throwing dog piss is definitely the new throwing rice. Clip of my kind of dog below:
via HuffPo (For Daniel)
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They must be British.
That bride is sending a message to her beau:
GOLDENSHOWER, RIGHT NOW, ALL OVER MY FAT FACE!!!
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I agree.....strapless/sleeveless gowns are not for women with fleshy arms. Sorry girls, but you look really bad in them.
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Tonight my tears might stain your wings, so flutter home
Cause you're better off alone than with me
-Chris Cornell
Lots of women smile or laugh when they are feeling rage. I wouldn't read too much into her graciously making the situation more comfortable to the assholes who let their dogs wander around--probably the groom's family.
Lucky nobody stepped on a turd and fell down.
Agreed--there are many dog owners who feel it is the world's responsibility to love and care for their pets as they do.
Had a neighbor who's dog shit in my yard every morning. Took a few confrontations to wean them off the idea of letting the dog out and not watching it. Every dog knows where its yard is and will shit elsewhere if it can.
Why do these idiots need it explaind to them? Do they just notice there is no shit to clean up anymore and assume the dog stopped shitting?
Dog people take it too far. I hope every asshole who think it's cute to have a mangey mutt roaming around a wedding sees this shit.
Fat chicks should not wear strapless gowns. When will this shiteous trend be over?
I agree. The uniform wedding gown - strapless with muffin tops spilling out.
Don't think I could've laughed about it; makes me think about my asshole neighbors who would let their dog wander the neighborhood to do its business so it wouldn't shit in THEIR yard, just everyone else's. Control your animals, people.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
The dress is hideous. Another good reason to piss on it. Fat chicks should not wear strapless gowns. When will this shiteous trend be over?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 8:05am.
I can't stand it when people put their dogs in their weddings. Aside from that, mad props for the bride for not freaking out.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
The dog was just marking his territory. LOL
HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
You know Kim Kardassian will hire that dog for her own wedding.
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Haha I guess that pooch is saying Lady that dress makes you look like a big-O-Birch tree!
I love that dog.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Lady Caca bothers me so much, yeah I might like one of her songs, but I dont like her and can`t stand her fugly fucking face.
Hekki, your comment about poisoning the dog made me burst out laughing and I am teaching my class. hahahaha students are busy working, so they didnt notice it... or so I think. Its a 5th semester college class.. yeah.. me as a professor..
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<"Lady Caca is 7th most powerful woman in the world">
Lady Caca is the 7th most powerful woman of West Hollywood, maybe. I saw that list, too. Michelle Obama #1. Ha. No mention of Dilma Rouseff, very soon to be the first female leader of Brazil, a country of 200,000,000 people and with an economy that is leaving the US in the dust. And that the US is paying billions to for their oil, BTW. Yep, Lady Caca and Oprah and Michelle.
I can't stand it when people put their dogs in their weddings. Aside from that, mad props for the bride for not freaking out.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
What a good sport. They must be dog-lovers.
I would have laughed it off and poisoned the dog a week or two later.
powerful? come the fuck on
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
My god - what a good natured soul she must be. I would have drop-kicked that dog into the next century.
ha! the bride was totally cool about that...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Can't hate on the bride either though, since she was a good sport about it!
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