EV-NO-NO!

Submitted by MzSassy on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 7:13am.

Yeah, but here's the thing:

Christina Hendricks aspires to be a cheap imitation even when it's NOT Halloween. Her waist isn't that small either.

And I say again...minus the tits and makeup, she looks like Tilda Swinton.

People need to stop trying to recreate Marilyn Monroe, FFS. Christina Hendricks is hardly the icon Marilyn Monroe was, because Marilyn Monroe's mug was prettier than simply being on the "slightly prettier" end on the spectrum of MARGINAL.

So she overcompensates being overweight for having huge tits. Big goddamned fucking deal.

I haven't even seen this bimbo act yet and I'm already sick of her.

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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.

It's just a costume, who cares? Just for fun. I'm not offended by her in anyway, don't get the anger over her. She's not a druggie, not smug and seems pretty personable. I don't particularly care for her recipes and cutesy words, but she's aiight. P.S. She has the same body type as J-Lo, so I see a big double standard from the d-listers here. She just doesn't have a great stylist as J-Lo.

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

I can't stand her.

Why would you try to dress as someone who has the opposite body type of yours? To emphasize your already obvious figure flaws????

Jessica Rabbit has a teeny-tiny waist (so not, not Christina Hendricks) and huge boobs, and shapely but not large bottom. Rachel has no boobs, the widest waist, and is huge through the hips and bottom.

I used to despise her, but I've come around. I still squirm at her cutesy phrases (EVOO, Yummo, etc.). I do think she seems more down to earth than a lot of the "personalities" out there. She just seems nice, and I can't hate on that. I don't think she's fat at all, but she's short and can look squat in the wrong outfit. That halloween costume is all kinds of wrong. She should play up the cute and not try to do sexy, IMO.

WTF! Her husband looks like Chester the molestor or something.

this bitch is so delusional. she is soooo gross and can't cook to save her life.

I hate this c unt!

I think they both look adorable.

needs bigger boobies for this dress...
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Christina Hendricks would make the quintessential Jessica Rabbit because of her voluptuous figure and titanic bosom. ;) Rachel Ray doesn't have the figure nor does she have the complexion to pull Jessica Rabbit off unfortunately. =/ RR's skin is too olive complected and her breast size is too small. LOL.

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

I thought this was a pic of that glamorrific head of state lady, can't remember her name.

Also, Rachel Ray's body is kind of unique because while she's got some hips on her, she's a bit thicker in the waist.

I don't have anything mean to say about her right now. At worst, she's just obnoxious. Otherwise, she's completely harmless.

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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.

She looks great... its Halloween, not the Academy awards, lighten up kerist

She just looks stupid. Not too many women can pull off Jessica Rabbit though. Christina Hendricks, maybe CoCo and Kim K.Assian, but they're all sort of too short.

Pray that Paris won't try that on Halloween, that will send many eyes to hell.

Think Giada would've been better as a mini-me version of Jessica Rabbit.

She needs some double-F cup funbags bolted onto her chest and/or a fat out of shape ass and then it'd be perfectly accepted for her to be overweight.

You know, like some people.

I'm not even a Rachel Ray fan, but you can really cut the hypocrisy with a knife sometimes.

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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.

Message in a Bottle, I agree. The dress is definitely unflattering to her body type. It's pulling down her boobs, for one thing.

Submitted by valterchaves on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 8:37pm.

I thought she was trying to be Ariel from the Little Mermaid, which is even a stretch, but Jessica Rabbit? Hell to the N-O.
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LOL, me, too! She doesn't have the boobage for that dress and the make-up needs to be re-done by a drag queen. Glamour overhaul! I don't think she looks fat, just short and rounder than tall, skinny ladies but I understand. I'm blessed/cursed with being really short where even a few extra pounds looks like a lot more than on taller peeps.

You know...I'm watching some of the comments here and not aiming at anyone specific, I notice when a bitch is too skinny, posters will remark that said skinny person needs "meat on her bones"...yet when a woman who isn't Nicole Ritchie is posted, she's all the sudden fat?

I don't believe Rachel Ray is fat and looks like any other average American woman. I just don't think the dress and the style doesn't compliment her body very well. But I wouldn't go as far as calling her a fatty.

Just an observation.

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I cannot stand this woman. What drooling sycophant told her she sounds like Kathleen Turner? She doesn't. She sounds like a narcissist with no neck who is so stupid she can't operate her own vocal cords.
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You have done me wro-ung! As yo waf!

Ray is just...so delusional. I guess because she has eleventy billion ill-gotten dollars she thinks people won't call her on being a fat hot mess. She IS appalling, as is her scuzz of a husband, whom I'm sure is tanked to the gills - how else could he put on that ridiculous rabbit costume (much less look at her face every morning)?

oh, HELLLLLLLLL naaw!!! Fuck you Rachel Ray ! Please...you REALLY think you'd look good as JESSICA RABBIT???? The bombshell of all bombshells...bitch is deluded as fuck.

She's appalling.

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Awwwwww...I think she is cute. Snorting coke and taking yourself so serious seems to be the norm, but she is a cook. Haven't you people ever heard the expression "Never trust a skinny chef" ? She is just having fun. Compare her at 42 to most actresses..she has aged MUCH better.

I thought that was Christine O'Donnell at first glance.

and this bag is supposed to be hot, oh! no no no!
and supposedly she is size 6 too, in what arm?
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Aw. I used to super-hate Rachael Ray but I don't anymore--I guess just because almost everyone else hates her, and relative to other Food Network personalities she doesn't irritate me nearly as much as so many others do.

And come on. She's not fat :( She just has an unfortunate body type and weight distribution. I do wish for her that she'd lose a little weight and stop tanning and go back to the lighter hair. The dark skin and hair is not flattering on her.

Despite my 'empathy,' I really hate it when Food Network airs the episodes of her shows where she sounds sick, so her vocal chords are then SO raspy they sound like they're on the verge of quitting altogether. It's painful to listen to.

Sorry, but Halloween should be about scary stuff. Don't shove yourself into a dress that doesn't fit and throw a polyester mop on your head and call it Halloween. I am going as a dead bride this year and I plan to look frightening and dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

I did not think I could like her less... I was wrong.

She is even more delusional than I thought. I do not think she looks like what she thinks she looks like.

I suggest Rachel be wrapped in puff pastry dough, thrown in a 350 degree oven and left for at least 45 minutes. If she's still moving when you open the door to check, give it another 15 minutes. Later, you can make "sammies" out of the leftovers.

"in every dream home, a heartache"

OH NO! You needs huge tits to be Jessica and she can't pull it off. Plus her hips are too big - and I'm sick of her smile. Just stop it.

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

I thought she was trying to be Ariel from the Little Mermaid, which is even a stretch, but Jessica Rabbit? Hell to the N-O.

I don't understand her following. I've seen her show once or twice, but never completely. I think I shut the tv off when she says, "See you back in a couple." UGH. No bitch, no you won't see me back in a couple, thankyouverymuch.

cicatriz

Bitches, please. It's too early for Halloween!

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 8:11pm.

I HATE her tit. She should either get them inflated or hide them. Simple.

Bigger tits would even her figure out...but they'd have to be BIG...like Coco tits big.

Hate her but have watched the show(like to yell at the tv at times) Awesome when they show a really early episode followed by a more recent one which highlights her "growth" over the years.

I find her completely repugnant in every way. I use the Food Network website alot to find recipes, but I never use any with her name on it no matter how good it looks or sounds. BTW I loved the MadTV spoofs of her shows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZt3ef4Ge0c

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I HATE her tit. She should either get them inflated or hide them. Simple.

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Rachel looks so cute in that fat suit... oops, er...

I guess if one cooks good food for a living, its inevitable. I can't cook at all and I have a spare tire...

Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 7:51pm.
Fatttaaayyyy.

Did anybody notice the dude on the left dressed as Dorothy? Dorothy is so played out. I'm starting to get bored with halloween.
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halloween used to be a kick ass holiday where all the adults stayed home and cooked out and watched shitty scary movies and gave out candy to all the hoards of kids and ended up absolutely shit faced stumbling around your own front yard over your own pumpkins. now the kids are gone thanks to the made up phantham boogyman and it's just a holiday of adults going out to clubs in slutty costumes.

settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared

Submitted by Callie on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 6:42pm.
I think Rachael Ray suffers from too much self confidence.

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Well said.

This woman just can't do sexy in any context. She's always got her dorky smile and her chipmunk cheeks (and that's fine and dandy), but dressing up like this is just an invitation to be ridiculed.

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uhhh...epic fail. I hate Rachel Ray, but jeez, Jessica Rabbit was voluptuous and tall, not squat and short...damn why do celebutards think they look cute all dressed up...seriously, leave Halloween to the kids...cause most adults look seriously stupid in costumes...unless you make it yourself...but some tranny's look good on Halloween so I take that back, only celebutards look stupid.

If you chop off her fat head and look at her body, she looks like a linebacker. Her shoulders look like man shoulders.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 6:00pm.

Not a rolly polly shorty with no waist and marbles for tits.

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Like Snookie. T-Rex arms. I so completely hate how she uses her hands and arms more than anything.

Fatttaaayyyy.

Did anybody notice the dude on the left dressed as Dorothy? Dorothy is so played out. I'm starting to get bored with halloween.

I saw a story on how she was discovered and her beau at that time was quite old, 45 or 50. She's an exhibitionist and they've toned her down since the talk show and magazine. She purposely would wear too tight jeans and one Thanksgiving show I saw where she held a "block party" we were all laughing because the star of that special was her nipples in a too small tank top. I bet she's a wild woman.

I hate her!

No wonder she's such a fatass--her "cooking" is loaded with calories, from what I've been forced to watch in the ER. (Only place you'd catch me looking at that crap.) Anybody incompetent enough to actually need her "recipe" books should just abandon the idea of cooking entirely and order in.

What a sucky husband.

rachael rabbit is so brave; and wish she would lose Mr. Rachael

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Mr. Rachel looks like he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt...

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor

I wondered why the plus sized model didn't have any boobs - now it all makes sense.

And that is seriously a molester/serial killer looking rabbit. Scary shit.